Try out my playtest and give out your honest thoughts on it. It's 99% complete (just needs a few more icon sprites and move animations).Link: https://www.mediafire.com/file/lpyze1him9wgt8o/Pokemon_Evergreen_Playtest.zip/file
Only if you hurt yourself on camera, David. Cut off your wrists, bang your head a lot, something like that.Pedophiles like you deserve it, so it's okay.
>>58222570How can I be a pedophile if I don’t even like being around kids?
>>58222570came here to post this
>>58222620tell that to the feds
>>58223124What makes you think the feds are going to confront me over a freaking GoAnimate video?
>>58222325down download this it's gay porn
>>58223193Do you have proof that it contains gay porn?If not, then quit making up excuses and play it already.
>>58223137>>58223202the feds knows your acts, the feds monitors your acts, and no family guy-esque joke won't save you.
>>58223399If that’s the case, then why haven’t they confront me by now?
>>58223403because the feds aren't dumb enough, they can do in any time.
>>58223408Uh huh, sure.This thread has already been derailed enough.
Just kill yourself.
>>58223426this
>>58223426But this is a Christian board and suicide is a grave sin.Can you guys just tried the playtest already?
>>58223431yeah raping children is also a grave sin but that doesn't stop you
>>58223431Just do it. No one here will test your creatively bankrupt garbage that you scammed people for. No one here likes you. You're a trashy pedophile attention whore that should just commit suicide.
>>58223426>>58222570>>58223434>>58223439this>>58223431not this
>>58223434I never rape children.>>58223439I also don’t scam people for their hard work.
You guys seem to be really insistent of calling me a pedophile. Hm, does this mean you’re all secretly kiddy diddlers and don’t want to admit it? After all, a false accusation is a confession.
>>58222325No offense but you really gotta put this somewhere else dude, is there a reason you aren’t putting it in like reborn’s fangame place or pokecommunity or eevee expo?
>>58223465I got banned from them over that GoAnimate video I’ve made. I want them to give me another chance.
>>58223451You're the one that literally made a video about raping a child, David.
>>58223480you won't get a second chance. nobody wants to give a platform in their community to somebody who spent time deliberately making sick content like that. even 4chan thinks you went too far with it, that's how you know it's fucked. you're done, dude. give it up.
>>58223492>>58223487Well people need to learn to forgive and move on. People nowadays are unforgiving.
>>58223480I made sure that you won't get any second chances :)
>>58223503you have to earn forgiveness.
>>58223518And how am I going to do that?
>>58223533well you can kill yourself on camera
>>58223533by actually demonstrating that you've changed, not just saying you have. or this >>58223550
>>58223480>GoAnimate videoLink it, you need a new audience, faggots in this thread do not speak for me.
>>58223480Well I can’t lie im definitely not sure if there’s anyone here that doesn’t hate your guts/will download your fangame especially since it’s on 4chanYour best bet is probably host a discord server, maybe try to explain yourself though I’m unsure how you can explain making a pedophilic goanimate video(?????) but I don’t think you’re going to get many useful results posting here, that and people who dislike you aside most people aren’t is casually clicking on a download from someone they barely know so I doubt people will playtest your game
>>58223569https://archive.org/details/schinkid-goanimate
>>58223597I do have a Discord server centered around the development of Pokémon Evergreen. But I don't want to post the invite link here. It's not worth the risk.As for the GoAnimate video, I've made it because I felt like it making it and I thought I wouldn't get so much backlash since it's GoAnimate.
>>58223607lmao
>>58223657what kind of person just "feels like" making a video depicting the incestuous rape of a child? the fuck manalso would you have made it in a different medium if you weren't scared of backlash? like what? honestly the goanimate thing almost makes it creeper because it's this incredibly childish medium, contrasted with this horrifically dark subject matter. it almost feels like something a traumatized child would make if I didn't know better. very, very weird.
>>58223671Yeah I haven't thought of it through. It is after all the same program that spawned a subculture involving "baby show" characters getting grounded for impossibly long periods of time over trivial reasons. That's why I've quit making those kinds of videos and focus on other stuff, including Pokémon Evergreen.
>>58222325Do NOT click the link!Worst mistake of my life!
>>58223692the reason being that it got you into trouble and your parents made you stop.
>>58223745Yeah, that's also the reason.
I like how nothing in this thread has anything to do with David's fangame, keep it up lads lel
>>58222325ill just wait until the next demo which completely changes everything for no reason
>>58223818if David had just kept his mouth shut all these years then maybe people would actually give his shitty game a chance, but he couldn't help himself from attention farming and making an ass out of himself and now nobody's going to touch it. I've never seen someone so thoroughly sabotage themselves. also producing child rape fetish content didn't help either.
>>58223754Yeah, and that's why nobody is willing to forgive you. Because you don't actually seem repentant, you only stopped because you fear consequences. I think if you had never gotten in trouble, you would probably still be making shit like that. You don't even really seem to understand WHY there was such a backlash towards it. Until you show that you have actually learned something from the whole debacle, nobody is going to want anything to do with you. And frankly, good luck proving to anybody that you have. You're never going to salvage your reputation here at least, and I doubt reddit or discord mods will care enough to consider your case. Why should they? You're nobody. You're just one degenerate freak on the internet out of thousands, nobody is going to waste their time hearing you out. You may as well just drop this project and move on with your life, because you don't have a platform to promote it. Maybe if you go quiet for a few years, you can rebrand and resurface and hope people forgot about you. But I don't think you could handle not having attention on you for that long.
>>58222325You know what?Fuck it.I'll take the Pepsi Challenge. I neither know, 'nor care whatever fuck-brained drama this dude was involved with was. I also haven't played a fangame in ages, I love fakemon, and I have no shortage of morbid curiosity. I'm also a strong believer in separating the art from the artist. Sorry Muktuk from Potionomics. I love my walrus husbando, but so many creatives have skeletons in their closet that I simply cannot agree that beauty cannot emerge from dark places. With that said, I wouldn't say we're off to the most solid of starts here even just on the title screen. The pixel art and the over-wrought music both scream "trying too hard" to me, and the Fakemon itself suffers from what I call the gerbil problem. That is where some fakemon designers have a tendency to make all their designs these indistinct, generically cute blobs that wind up blending into each other. The German fangame Solar Light and Lunar Dark, which uses ONLY fakemon for its dex, suffers from this issue HARD, which significantly reduces the appeal of that game even though in terms of raw gameplay it's actually pretty solid as standard Pokemon progression goes.
bro, just finish the game if it's 99% finished. I don't want to start a game that's going to get an update that might delete my save file. Plus I hate updating.
>>58224043Had to turn the music volume all the way down to 10 before it was tolerable, but that's a common problem across a lot of video games. This professor of the Tahoma region here also looks like she thrift shopped her clothes. Sequoia, as she's called, gives the bog-standard spiel, but you can skip some of it if you want, which is commendable.What's not so commendable is this design. It's like a Bellibolt that went horribly, horribly wrong somewhere along the way. It's a very standard cartoon frog but with a cowlick and a bowtie. Very strong gerbil energy from this one. Also kinda reminds me of the Ragician line from Pokemon Sienna, except that line was way better designed despite the out of place human accessories and being a blatant ripoff of the Alakazam line.The way our introduction is presented is a bit confusing. She says "introduce you", implying we are a separate entity from our player character? I don't mind the idea of being the professor's kid in a Pokemon game, but I'm already noticing some writing flaws and we're not even in the overworld yet.Also, can I just ask - WHAT am I wearing on my head...? The spritework leaves something to be desired for sure. Not the strongest first impression. It's not AWFUL... it certainly isn't Edelweiss or anything... but it's not great either.
>>58224073>don't mind the idea of being the professor's kid in a Pokemon gameoh, their relationship is a little more...intimate than that.
>>58224073>those spritescan't believe david scammed justinrpg to be the artist
>>58224101Kek>>58224145I'm guessing that guy's work is normally good, but he's not giving his best here because David screwed him over or something? Again, I'm not up on the drama - I'm just calling the resulting product as I see it.>>58224073Ugh. I'm sorry, but the "home sweet home" music sucks ass. It's so slow and depressing - it sounds more like you're in a church and just got bad news or something. It also has that generic RPG Maker slop feel in spades. Kinda reminds me of MindMaze from Microsoft Encarta, funny enough. Except that music was better.Anyway, this old fogey gives us more of the usual spiel. No word on who he actually is. The in-game time maps to your system clock, which is standard, but I greatly prefer the truncated day-night cycle of Realidea System. I do almost all of my gaming at night. I'd also greatly prefer it if fangame creators cut the "standard issue" bits of cringe, like technology is amazing or shorts are comfortable etc., but that might just be a me thing.I'll give the game this, though - the menu UI and the overworld tileset are okay. One of the things about Uranium and Realidea System that really sells those games to the player right away is that their regions feel lush and pleasant to dwell in. This isn't QUITE as good as those, but it's making a commendable effort.As I alluded to regarding writing flaws, you can see from this random lady's dialogue how it feels slightly stilted and unnatural. I like this Tauros and Miltank frolicking though.After that I accidentally walked into the professor's lab prematurely (I normally like to explore the starter town thoroughly before I do that), so that'll be next post I guess.
>>58224148And then I forgot the screenshots. I could at least TRY to be competent...
>>58224148I don't think you remember who justinrpg is
>>58224152I wouldn't have a clue. Feel free to enlighten me.
>>58222325What Aspie lore do I need to catch up on ITT?
>>58224148>I'll give the game this, though - the menu UI and the overworld tileset are okayso basically, the parts not made by David lmao. I'm pretty sure all the tilesets and UI elements are just standard essentials stuff. anyway, sounds like it's in pretty much the same state as when I played the demo like a year ago. I actually gave a pretty similar review back then, before I knew who David really was. half decent presentation on the surface, but mostly just dull, cliched and awkward. for something that David is seemingly so invested in, it was really just lacking a heart and soul. it felt like if you asked an AI to design a generic Pokemon game. I don't know if it's gotten any better since then, but it doesn't sound like it. and I don't really care to give it a second chance, especially after being exposed to more of David's autism. but hey, good on you for taking one for the team and throwing him a pity play. I'm sure he's screaming himself that he got a download.
>>58224161Incestuous pedophile abuser that screams with his mom on discord calls with catfishes tries to make a zero creativity pokémon game with the help of scammed people in the community and AI.David is just a lolcow waiting to have a thread on the prospering grounds of kiwi farms.
>>58224101oh i never knew it was THIS bad
>>58224161he's an autist who's been spamming this board and particularly /rheg/ for half a decade about his fangame which has been stuck in development hell because he changes things constantly, like his starters which he redesigned like 100 times. people started trolling him because it was getting annoying but he doubled down to soak in the attention, one thing led to another, he got doxxed, deplatformed everywhere else because of a video he made you can find earlier itt, and keeps plaguing this board even though everybody hates him because he has nowhere else to go and nobody else to give him attention. if you want to get into deep lore, before all of this he also used to spam artists to draw weird fetish porn for him which earned him quite a reputation. people dug all this up because he's stupid and uses his real name for everything. and that's about it. it got so bad that for a year at least, pretty much every /rheg/ general was derailed because of him and the people trolling him. it was kind of funny for awhile but honestly at this point it's just like....move the fuck on dude. read the room and know when it's time to quit. but he's too autistically stubborn to walk away even though it's gotten him doxxed and potentially had real world consequences. and anyway, I think he secretly enjoys the negative attention. dude once tried to make a kiwifarms thread, for himself. he WANTS to be a lolcow. but he's not really interesting enough for anyone outside this board so it didn't take off.
>>58224182don't forget the weird saga where he tried to court anything that had a feminine avatar on discord and pokécommunity
>>58224193I wasn't aware of that but it doesn't surprise me. always figured there was more to him getting banned everywhere than just the video.
>>58224164Considering how awful a lot of fangames look, I'll honestly take pre-fab assets arranged so that they look nice. Even some of the pre-fab battle animations (which I WAS aware of, since I've seen those over and over across numerous fangames) are pretty good, particularly Seismic Toss - although a lot of them aren't.We'll see what happens, but I'll say right now that being mediocre is in a lot of ways worse than being indescribably awful. Say what you will about Edelweiss, and I definitely have - at least it's interesting to talk about.>>58224148First up, Seqouia's overworld sprite is even worse than her full sprite. Second, again with the unnatural dialogue. Wouldn't "these Pokemon are hard to find" make more sense? I'm also noticing how we're doing all the usual spiel on one hand, but kinda rushing it on the other. If you don't want to do the usual spiel, then don't do it. Write some other way to get the player introduced to the world instead. Speaking as the massive Uranium apologist that I am, that game presented these initial scenes with a lot better pacing and fanfare. Notice also how the rival has just appeared here. I didn't even register their presence until they spoke. This is again nothing like Uranium, which builds up Theo as your rival extensively, even managing to do it with enough aplomb that the rival getting the weaker starter doesn't feel like a slap in the face for once.The rival's name is Chandler, apparently. With that we're left, again quite unceremoniously, to choose our starters. Immediately I find our first bug as we're able to walk over the tops of these bookshelves like they aren't there. Another thing I notice is that they never seem to specify what field of Pokemon research Seqouia is actually studying. She's just a generic researcher. Point once again goes to Uranium.>>58224182Next post we'll see what kind of fruit all those redesigns have borne.
>>58224221>Immediately I find our first bug as we're able to walk over the tops of these bookshelves like they aren't thereTile bugs are the worst because it shows how much the dev does not give a fuck about putting out a good game (i.e. testing the game by yourself until oblivion) and just wants attentionA lot of the trannies do this, like the ROWE one
>>58224221Mmm. Well, I'll give them this - they're a little more creative than Solar Light and Lunar Dark's starters. But that doesn't mean that we're not still SQUARELY in the gerbil zone right now. For me this is very much a Gordon Ramsay, "what a shame..." moment. Constant redesigning for this...?Guess I should throw the choice of starter over to you guys. We got somebody's coconut Octillery statue, Snivy's water type convergent evolution, and an empty, soulless husk that devours the souls of the innocent.I also like to use a consistent naming convention for 'mons throughout an entire playthrough, so any suggestions on that front are also appreciated.
>>58224221>We'll see what happens, but I'll say right now that being mediocre is in a lot of ways worse than being indescribably awful. Say what you will about Edelweiss, and I definitely have - at least it's interesting to talk about.agreed. at least if it was really bad, we'd have something to laugh about. it's pretty telling that despite David's reputation here, nobody even wants to play his game to make fun of it. it's just competently presented enough to not be a trainwreck, but there isn't really anything interesting about it either. it's just...safe and sterile. and that's boring. at least that's how I felt when I played it. also pretty funny that you're giving pretty much the same criticisms that I did When I played it a year ago, or maybe even more at this point. I bet if I went and dug up my posts in the archive I pointed out basically the exact same things - lacking polish, tile errors galore, generic introduction and lack of an engaging hook to the plot or any of the characters. a year since then and what seems to be little progress on those fronts is pretty perplexing. what has he been doing in that time?
>>58224246>I should throw the choice of starter over to you guysDo the octopus I guess, it's like an octorok wearing a Cacturne hat
>>58223607I missed this piece of Davidlore
>>58224252It's entirely possible the similarities in our criticisms are merely an indication that you have good taste. What ARE your thoughts on Uranium, out of curiosity? I know my defence of that game is considered a bit of a hot take sometimes, especially here.>>58224267Orctorok, huh? That gives me an idea. The naming convention for this playthrough will be "games you'd rather be playing instead of a mediocre Pokemon game". I'll reserve final judgement on Evergreen for now in spite of that, of course, but it's definitely not looking great so far.Each game I reference is going to be quite obscure and deep within my niche interests, but I can vouch for the quality of all of them. Props to you if you actually manage to guess any of them.
>>58224348After we get our first Pokemon, the prof does the whole "lemme get'cha a Pokedex" thing and then just... stops talking... No "now get out there and find some Pokemon!" or "why don't you two try having your first battle?" or anything. Nope, she just cuts the conversation halfway through the moment all the necessary checkboxes have been checked.After jacking a potion from upstairs (I guess she also lives here? Weird), Chandler makes a half-hearted oblivion reference and reveals that his sprite's not particularly good either, taking us into our first battle.First off, the battle backgrounds take us right back to 2010, being a sharp downgrade from Realidea and even a downgrade from Uranium. Whereas the menu UI was fine, the battle UI (which I forgot to screenshot. I'll do that next time) feels VERY poor and immediately makes Pokemon battling feel less fun. The animations are expectedly simple, yet still manage to be slow and choppy. The battle music's not as bad as the home town music, but feels kinda listless and lacking in energy. Insurgence's soundtrack had that problem sometimes too, but from what I recall (granted, it's been a while) it still had a better soundscape overall.After beating him, the rival gives the completely expected, by-rote response. This honestly feels like the Everywhere At the End of Time stage 1 of Pokemon. Familiar, and maybe even comfortable, but the lights are already going out. Plus it's putting me to sleep over here."Vibrators. There's vibrators inside us, prof. And you oughta know - YOU put them there."The prof gives us pokeballs, the rival blandly challenges us to see who can become champion first. The old fogey in our house says, "How's your journey so far? Good? I'm glad to hear that". Chandler has a brother in his house who says, "Hey Anon, you and my big brother are gonna set foot outside of this town on your own for the first time. Good luck!" I'd post more dialogue but it honestly feels futile at this point.
>>58224348>>58224246>>58224221>>58224148>>58224073>>58224043Great to see someone give their honest thoughts on it. Some notes I would like to share with you.1. I want this fangame to not be story-driven and be a comfy experience, free from walls of text.2. As such, the legendary trio will not be plot-relevant and they’ll be something you have to explore in order to find and catch them.3. This game formally had music from other games (Grandia and Mystic Ark), but I’ve changed them to the custom ones to make them sound consistent.4. I got plenty of playtesters from my server to point out some tile bugs and they haven’t point out that one?5. Should I send you all of the Fakemon designs to give your thoughts on them?6. I didn’t write all of the dialogue. I have others help me out on them.
Wait it’s not actually a virus
>>58224567Doesn't appear to be. Unless the virus is piggybacking on the Pokemon game. I guess I'll let you know if my PC explodes.>>58224500Comfy is one thing, but aimless and purposeless is another. Okay, sure, the purpose is to become champion, I guess, but If the characters don't seem to care about it because their dialogue is so bland, I'm not gonna care about it either. Compare to Uranium, which went as far as being almost well-written at times, or Realidea, which despite the dodgy translation has colour and life and charm oozing out of every pore.I'd recommend taking notes on how a game like Stardew Valley is written if you want cozy dialogue. What you have here gets so robotic it genuinely feels like placeholder dialogue sometimes.My preference would be for inconsistent music over consistently dull music, but that's just me. As for the Pokemon, you can send them if you want.
>>58224471>>58224579Back to the game, the route 1 music ALMOST manages cozy, but still struggles to escape the blandness. The MIDI trumpet farts especially don't help. The wild encounter music's a little better, but kind of weird and off-kilter for a track you're going to be hearing constantly.Not sure why David thought we needed a regional Toucannon of all things, but alright. The other NPC on this route is a perfect example of the soul-sucking blandness of the dialogue in this game. This Gym of Mine was literally unfinished, but even it had livelier NPCs than this.While making our first catch of what I guess is this game's Vikaavolt equivalent (David seems to like gen 7 I'm noticing), I notice that the sound effects in the item menu are extremely off. Indeed the sound design for the menu sounds in general is pretty horrible, with very inconsistent sound effect choices and volumes. Sound design is important people.At the end of route 1 (which itself is largely a bland corridor), the game throws an HM wall in our way and we're forced to run to the other side of town to progress up route 2 instead. It's only a 15 second run (one thing I do not have cause to complain about is the character's run speed), but slamming the player headfirst into a stop sign just when they've started playing is never a good look.
>>58224584Here you go.
>>58224756Shiny versions
>>58224584>>58224756Yeah. Pure unadulterated midness, just like Solar Light and Lunar Dark. Granted these designs are probably a BIT better, just not better enough. Chainsaw guy I actually kinda like for the same reason I kinda like Linkite and Chainite from Uranium - so absurdly edgy it wraps right back around to actually being kinda neat.Continuing on, one of the things Essentials offers that I will absolutely debase myself in gratitude for is the stars for showing IVs.The first trainer isn't really any more inspiring than anything else, although the fact that he has three Pokemon gives me some faint hope that this game might at least have some gameplay challenge meat. Granted I'm not one of those kaizo enthusiasts who thinks the first gym leader should have a full team of six, but for all its faults I do think Solar Light and Lunar Dark struck a good balance in that regard. Too bad his birds are rendered a somewhat unpleasant to look at by the ugly colour choices used. It's not even like it's egregiously bad, just... sorely lacking like everything else...I honestly have no strong feelings on exchanging phone numbers to rematch as a mechanic, or on the whole "Poryphone 2" crack. The random trainer music is also meh - kinda sounds like someone's smashing a keyboard with a tiny hammer over and over in places.Stop reviewing the game, Mareep. That's my job. Between this and the fire starter, giving these gerbils these dead, soulless eyes was certainly a choice.One thing I will say is unironically good in this game is the Pokemon cries. They're actually legitimately fun and lend sorely needed personality that the sprites are failing to convey properly.
>>58224756Not bad. Glad you settled on a group to work with. I like the caveman rock and gooeyduck. Other anons have pointed out that many of the mons are a bit too generic, but that's something you'll improve with practice. Try drawing a mon for fun that's got 1 theme, but multiple pieces of inspiration. A lot of the designs are well drawn enough, but they are flat, for lack of a better word. The osprey(?) is a good example. It's just a real bird with a hat? How else could you push the design? Remember that Pokemon aren't animals. The schooling plane bird is a good example of pushing it a bit, but that idea is borrowed from Pokemon themselves. The fire beaver is just a beaver on fire?
>>58224868I forgot to point out the jank of the player's backsprite and the MS Paint Pokeballs.Nothing to do with Evergreen specifically, but the fans have made commendable efforts in backporting the 3D Pokemon to 2D sprites over the years.Turns out Evergreen splits its encounters by time of day like Johto does. I wasn't going to bother adjusting my system clock for this game, but now I guess I have to. Gee, thanks, David. The farming aesthetic is cool I guess (though noting we haven't seen before with Floccesy Ranch), but I do have to wonder what's with all the pumpkins everywhere. Is this game supposed to be set during Halloween? The Move Tutors take shards, which I've never been a fan of personally, but I can't really hold that against the game.Also, dig this cringe. And dig the utterly unnatural transition from farmland to city. Honestly, just use the gates like the main sequence games and both Uranium and Realidea do. Even that's way more seamless. I also dunno about this "the carnival is in town!" music that the city has, especially coupled with this dude frantically dancing next to the Pokecenter, but at least it has some energy for once. The first gym leader being poison is yet another reason to just play Solar Light and Lunar Dark instead, as it was the same there.It's honestly a huge breath of fresh air to hear a bog standard Pokecenter theme after all the other music in this game. But why did you think it was necessary to bring back Mr. Medal of all things? Having dudes who can change a Pokemon's nature to a limited selection of other natures is neat, though.I'm sorry, the what now bridge? Also, the top half of this building doesn't have collision, so I can walk straight through it and onto the roof, as can the NPC to the north of me. In fact, numerous buildings in the city have this problem. The region feels pretty generic, such that the whole Puget Sound inspiration isn't really coming across all that strongly.
>>58224756Recommend adding back some of the scrapped starters as non-starters.
>>58223607What the actual fuck is this Kek
>>58225105Artificial as this patch of grass feels, I mean if we let Castelia Park get away with it...Battle Dome I'm guessing is gonna be a post-game thing. Cool I guess.More cringe, and gym guy straight up says something like, "normally you'd be able to challenge your first gym this early...". Again with the box ticking. He says to challenge Birch City first because there was an accident or some shit. Between that and the fact that the Battle Dome is closed, the Flower Shop does nothing, and there are no other amenities anywhere aside from the Pokecenter, that means that there is literally nothing to do at all in this ENTIRE, relatively sizeable (for a Pokemon game) city. Talking to every single dialogue only awards you a Quick Claw and is otherwise pointless because of that bland, placeholder-sounding dialogue.Your entire first city is completely empty. Honestly, what were you thinking?On route 3 we go right back to boring sleep aid music with more MIDI trumpet farts. For some odd reason, this lady acts like I've beaten her and asks for our number for an eventual re-match even though I haven't actually fought her yet.I will concede the banana slug is kinda cute. While I'm here I grab the osprey 'mon. WAY too generic and Pidgey-looking (the Seaghoul line from Realidea is way better), but I won't say no to flying/water. Static is nice to have on the bug, especially for capturing.I decided to grind all my Pokemon to level 10 arbitrarily. I'm noticing several instances of back sprites being oddly much better than the corresponding front sprite.Gotta say the screen flash from ongoing poison seems a bit seizure-inducing. I immediately like the Hemlock Wetlands a bit better than previous areas, though. The track is too short and repetitive, but at least has a unique sound. And the name, while edgy, is at least evocative. Sadly I immediately found another bug as your character "bounces" up and down when transitioning between the swamp water and the reeds.
>>58224756>>582247630/10 it's shit
>>58225458I was going to say this thing looks kinda dumb, but I'll give it a try anyway. Then I saw this.Seriously, bro... what happened to this game being 99% complete...?
>>58225502It is functional (minus some tile bugs you’ve pointed out earlier). It’s just missing some icon sprites.
>>58225502thing is this trashy shit is 99% complete for years nowyou're just giving attention to someone who wants to molest a child, possibly one in the family given his history
Here are a few music choices I originally had in the demo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWcnX77j6zEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4Q9vm_QUsMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQdSDt4dMJ4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CQfUbKQ0v4
>>58223444you just already did it with your daughter, we already know.
>>58225627of course it's all the games you jerk off too. of fucking course. your game is inseparable from your sick fetishes. I shan't be playing your gooner game David.
>>58225635I don't even have a daughter.
>>58225684ah but emma
>>58224348I never actually played Uranium, but maybe I should. I liked Snakewood though fwiw. I definitely prefer a "bad" game to a boring one. your review is just confirming what I already thought - that David's game is utterly sterile. it's like he's focus tested everything and is trying so hard to appeal to people that it lacks any character whatsoever. it's disappointing that after all the controversy with the creator, it ended up being such a safe, boring game. you think somebody who has basically dedicated the last 5 years of his life and risked being doxxed by the asshole of the internet, losing his job, poured his neetbux into commissioning sprites, destroyed an entire general in his pursuit of this thing, and so on, you THINK that the result would at least be SOMEWHAT interesting and have some personality to it, but apparently not. anyway, I can't really say I approve of all the attention you're giving David, I really don't think he deserves it, but I can't stop you. at least you're being honest with him and hopefully he takes away the right lessons from your review, although I doubt it, considering it seems to be plagued with the same issues I told him about a year ago.
>>58222325Wait is this a gen 5 romhack or gen 4? how does it have the underground?
>>582257303 with stolen 4-esque assets
>>58225731Would it be possible to have these assets in a gen 5 romhack?
So, how would you rate the demo?
>>582263380/10, avoid it at all costsi'll play clover instead.
>>58226338From what I’ve seen you just really gotta revamp the dialogue to be less robotic and stilted, if you did that I’d happily give it a 7/10, I like comfy fangames.
>>58225697>you think somebody who has basically dedicated the last 5 years of his life and risked being doxxed by the asshole of the internet, losing his job, poured his neetbux into commissioning sprites, destroyed an entire general in his pursuit of this thing, and so on, you THINK that the result would at least be SOMEWHAT interesting and have some personality to it, but apparently not.david lacks any sort of vision for the game. he wants to make a pokemon romhack for the sake of making a romhack, but that's not enough. you have to at least know what it is you want out of a pokemon game.
>>58226563Well, I want to make a comfy Pokemon fangame with Fakemon I’ve designed, a region based on a place I’m from and rewards people who explore, and a story that doesn’t get in the way of gameplay.
>>58226827the thing is though it feels like you're just using "comfy" and "light on story" as a shield to deflect from the fact that there isn't really any substance at all. a light, non-intrusive story is fine, but your game has no hook at all. there's nothing that makes you engaged in the world, the characters, or the journey. you still that hook even if you're not going heavy on narrative. Pokemon Gokd/Silver for example has a very light narrative, but within the opening sequence you get a firm idea of who your rival is and how they'll play a foil to you, the personality of the professor, are given a good reason to take your first steps out of your hometown, and you establish a relationship with your mother which provides an emotional anchor for your character as you set out into the world. you don't need a ton of exposition dump for this to happen. but you need *something* to motivate you. and your game is sorely lacking in that. there's no sense of who any of the characters are, or why you should care about them or even your own journey. you may as well just have a text box pop up at the start and say "this is a Pokemon game. I am your rival. I am the professor. collect 8 badges to win the game". that's pretty much what it feels like. cont in another post
>>58226827and basing a region on your home is fine, but you've workshopped and focus tested it so much that it doesn't really have any identity. I don't FEEL the connection to your life or childhood that should be there. it's just so painfully generic. there's no out of the box choices made or any personal touch, it just feels like it was clinically made to be Washington Region(TM) instead of a reflection of your experience of Washington. I've followed your development of the region over the years, and it's never seemed like you've had a firm idea of what it should look like, you've always been asking others to give you ideas and the result is that it doesn't have any of your personality. what I feel is that you just wanted to make a Washington region because you felt like that's what you were supposed to do, not because you really had a passion for it. and if there is passion, well, it doesn't come across. the fakemon are about the only thing where it seems like you might have injected a little personality, but I also know how much you've workshopped them with other people's ideas, as well as just straight up copying ideas from other fakemon, so I can't even really say that. the whole thing just feels like a pastiche of generic cliches and tropes meant to fulfille some platonic ideal of a Pokemon game, and not something born out of genuine passion. it's just boring. and that's pretty much the worst thing a game can be.
>>58226827>WHOA I WANTED IT TO BE LE COMFYKINO GUYS btw where the children at???you neets are all shallow as fuck
>>58226935>>58226928I see. Well, what suggestions do you have in mind to spice it up?
>>58226980Well, you can kill yourself for starters
>>58226980my suggestion is that you come up with your OWN ideas, not take mine. my whole point is that people want to see the personality of the creator reflected in the game, not the aggregate opinions of a thousand strangers from the internet formed into a generic sludge. you have to step back from the internet and ask yours what you really want out of your game. maybe do a workshop on creative writing if you feel like that would help you. but ultimately, it has to come from you, not from us.
>>58226980I honestly suggest you just give up and find something else to do with your life. I don't think you have the creativity or passion to create anything interesting. Like another anon said, it feels like you are just making a fangame for the sake of making a fangame, not because you really have a vision for it. And I don't think that's a good place to be making a creative project from. You don't really seem to have any skills that lend themselves to this either. If you really feel like this is something you must do, start small and build up skills like writing or sprite making, and work on some smaller scale stuff. I feel like you're in way over your head with this. And even if you do manage to end up finishing it one day, what then? Who's going to play it? Where are you going to platform it? You're banned everywhere, and the only person who bothered to play it here did it out of pity and only had lukewarm things to say. What's your endgame here? You need to consider that. If I were you, I would just move on, maybe try to freelance as a fakemon artist, but otherwise find some other way to spend your time because this clearly isn't working out for you.
>>58227021I’ll think about it.
>>58223550>>58223556in case he's not doing that, the feds will come in his door and will shot him..
>>58227026Please do. And think about all the time that you've sunk into this, and what you've gotten out of it. You're what, 5 years into this? And all you have to show is a mediocre half baked demo. Meanwhile, you've earned the hatred of an entire website, banned on sever others, doxxed, threatened, paid god knows how much money for sprites. What is it all for, David? Are you really THAT passionate about this that you're willing to go through all this? Because it certainly doesn't come across in your work. What are you doing this for, really?
Sometimes I think about applying for a janny or mod position here just so I can personally permaban David's IP/trip and word filter his name to anon
>>58227036according to their phonebook, only literal transexuals or people like david are accepted so you're probably in no luck for such
>>58222325>99% completeIs it playable up to the elite four? If so, I'll give it a spin when I get off work tomorrow.
>>58227036too bad this and >>58219230 exists
>>58227036jannies could easily purge him if they wanted, I don't know why his threads are even allowed up when they're only marginally related to Pokemon and devolve into 99% personal drama.
>>58227090It's just the demo and even then, 99% complete is really stretching it some of the Fakemon's icon sprites are missing and a couple of tile bugs.>>58227035It's actually a couple years when making the project. Still, after some thinking, I highly doubt I can finish the project fully. I mean, I have to pay loads of money for sprites since I don't have to make some, I'm hated by everyone on this site and got banned from several fangame servers because of one video.I think it's best if I lend the project over to someone else that actually has an idea on how to make an interesting fangame.
>>58227189>I think it's best if I lend the project over to someone else that actually has an idea on how to make an interesting fangame.agreed. now please fuck off and don't come back.
>>58226980Honestly just revamp the dialogue and add some more shi to it, iTake some notes from other “comfy” games like stardew valley or hell some other monster catchers that are relaxing.It’s good to have a comfortable fangame but you can’t make a cozy fireplace without some fire, you know?Also make the mother have more appearances, you can NOT casually make the professor the player’s mother and do nothing with it.
>>58227189>because of one videoyou know VERY WELL it wasn't just because of your pedophile video
Was David really hated by everyone on this site, or was it just a vocal minority?
>>58227220Definitely the majority of people who have interacted with him hate him. He might not be well known enough outside of /rheg/ and serious board regulars to be hated at large, but I think pretty much everybody who knows who he is hates you, uh I mean him, yeah sure, him wink wink. >>58227197but if he admitted that he would have to confront that he's just a fundamentally unlikeable and shitty person and I don't think he's capable of that. ego is too big.
>>58227220gee idk David do people really dislike the guy who derailed an entire general for years in a narcissistic spiral and makes disturbing fetish content? it's a mystery.
>>58225627Yeah, see, the quality difference is night and day. The battle tracks actually have energy and the town tracks properly bring across cozy. You might honestly have been better off sticking with these.>>58225697If you do play Uranium, here's what you can generally expect - serviceable music, surprisingly solid story, a pleasant, cozy region, decent gameplay (not ESPECIALLY challenging, except for a few instances, but nothing like X and Y), very uneven fakemon quality. Some are great and some are... REALLY not...>>58225730Pokemon Essentials is a bunch of assets and stuff that lets you build your own Pokemon game in RPG Maker, so technically it's not a romhack at all. Visually the result tends to be akin to a more modern take on gen 3, with some games having better tilesets than others, but gameplaywise it's moreso gen 6.>>58226417This is definitely priority one with a bullet if he wants to try to fix the game.>>58226827It feels like the problem is that your conception never went any deeper than that, which would be why the result feels so basic. Again, comparing to Stardew Valley, that game too is cozy, light on story, and highly rewarding of exploration, but it achieve this it gives you many deep systems to engage with (the Pokemon equivalent of this would probably be something like Insurgence, which while a middling to poor game in most respects let you customize your team to an almost grognard degree if you wanted). Also its characters are still engaging and well-written. That's still essential even if you're going to be light on narrative, ESPECIALLY if you're going for cozy. This is coming from someone who doesn't even particularly LIKE Stardew Valley, BTW, but I can still draw the comparison to illustrate what your game is missing.
You guys are right, I am a fundamentally unlikable and shitty person. I got myself doxxed and banned from various Pokémon servers over my own stupidity and I have no one to blame but myself. My project's development is a bust because of my incompetence as a game developer and since I already got banned from a lot of servers and sites, there's no way I can promote it. The infamous GoAnimate video is the point of no return for me. Nobody is ever going to talk to me ever again. I think killing myself is my only way of escaping and hope I reincarnate as a completely normal person. My life is a complete joke and me being born was some kind of cosmic mistake.
>>58227341true. at least you finally admit it. see you tomorrow, David.
>>58227342I know. There's no way I can redeem myself after all of that.
>>58227341dude it's fucking Pokemon stop being so goddamn dramatic over a children's franchise. just move on, get a job and do something with your life besides being an internet troll. fuck man. you're nearly 30, this is pathetic.
>>58227349This is not over Pokémon. It's over my personality.
>>58227341don't forget to livestream it when you hurt yourself
>>58227352but David I thought you were totally different irl and have totally real friendsbut seriously just get off the internet and put it behind you, for your sake, and for ours.
>>58227366>using livestream in current yearpicarto is relevant btw
>>58224152Wait, was he the Reshiram poster?
>>58226928>>58226935You're absolutely right, anon. Compare to Gnoggin's Kaskade region, also based on thr Pacific northwest, which is absolutely dripping with referential personality. Sure, some of it might be cringey and on the nose, but I for one greatly prefer that Galar-like approach to this game's more Paldea-like approach. Spanish friends of mine have said that the only things Paldea got right are the yellow mailboxes and the fact that Madrid is a hole. That kinda feels like where we're at with Evergreen.>>58226973For what it's worth, I'm also neet and my dream Pokemon game would be set aboard an exploratory starship that uses dynamaxed Pokemon for ship-to-ship combat instead of gun turrets and sees her crew discovering Eternatus' home planet and the Elgyem civilisation, among others. Your starter choices would be Eevee, Porygon, and Smeargle (the latter with a new evolved form).Probably wouldn't be GOOD, but, hey, it's different at least.>>58227026>>58227189Guess I'll hold off on continuing to play through and comment on the game for now, then. What I'm noticing is you don't even seem to have the passion to defend yourself or engage with the criticism in a properly constructive way. Like your game, you yourself come off very bland. As these others have said, you need to find a spark of passion, something you can actually bring yourself to full-heartedly care about. You ever played Scav Prototype? Now THAT is passion. From an extremely dark place, sure, but it's clear the creator pours every little bit of himself into the game. That's what allows Scav Prototype to be such a uniquely harrowing experience.On the other end of the spectrum - Dungeon Inn. Now THAT game is what happens when a dev embraces cozy by the heaping handful and proceeds to savagely bludgeon you to death with it. And it's great.>>58227195>you can't make a cozy fireplace without some fireI am stealing the fuck out of this line.
>>58227405Well actually, I rather have you go through the whole demo first.
>>58227411I'll think about it, but I am notoriously lazy.
>>58223480i gotta ask, was it of a fictional character, or a real kid?
>>58227456Fictional character
>>58227444Alright then. If this thread gets archived, you’re more than welcome to make a new one.
>>58227189>It's actually a couple years when making the projectthat's not really true though, is it? you can find in the archives you were working on very similar projects at least 5 years ago. you might have scrapped everything and changed the name multiple times since then, but really it's the same thread of development. also this>>58227405>What I'm noticing is you don't even seem to have the passion to defend yourself or engage with the criticism in a properly constructive waylike come on David, you've been getting relentlessly trolled for years and it didn't slow you down, but when people give you some legitimate feedback you immediately crash out. grow some skin. the whole point of a demo is to get feedback like this, is it not? did you expect people to suck you off and tell you it's the greatest fangame they've ever played?brush yourself off, actually listen to what people are telling you here because for once you're getting genuine feedback, try to address it, and for fuck's sake, stop asking what other people would do everytime they criticize something. this isn't their game, it's yours. and get off this site for awhile, for real, because it's not doing you any favours.
>>58227644Well, only if I can accepted back into Eevee Expo or PokeCommunity, which isn’t going to happen.
>>58224756So many of these you can tell the pokemon you heavily relied on for inspiration and they're hardly unique at all in the end lol
>>58227693yeah it's almost as bad as gen 5's dex
>>58227693>>58227695What are you talking about?
>>58227655Holy Christ dude, did you even read the post you're responding too, this isn't even a legitimate answer to what they were saying to you, this is something a 5 year old throwing a tantrum would respond with because it's the only thing racing through their mind.
>>58227644Sorry, I wasn’t used to hearing genuine feedback from you guys. That said, I’m keeping your advice to heart and trying my best improving the problems you’ve pointed, like making the dialogue sound more natural.
>>58224756>that chainsawman referenceits so blatant i think you could get sued
>>58227655Was getting doxxed and told to kys x1000 not enough?
>>58227341>>58227655>"I'm going to quit and leave guys I promise" to doubling down on staying here within two hourswhy am I not surprised. every time you have a meltdown it's the exact same thing. I'm tired of this, it used to be funny watching you cry now it's just pathetic.
>>58227710That would be a good start for sure.>>58227772That's also part of why I'm reluctant to continue playing and giving feedback (although laziness is the lion's share) - posts like >>58227655 where he completely fails to take proper consideration of everything the person said, and instead just gives a terse, bland answer to only a small part of it. Moreover he already has absolutely tons of stuff he needs to fix even from what little I've already played that it ought to keep him busy for a while - and that's if he even actually tries.
>>58227791yeah now you're starting to get why nobody else bothered to touch his demo lmao. I appreciate you being open minded and trying to help somebody out but some people are beyond saving
>>58227794What can I say? I was raised on Star Trek, and the raging optimism it instilled within me still surfaces sometimes.
>>58227791Please, I would like for you to keep playing. I want to hear more of your thoughts.
>>58228343are you bipolar or what, can we get you back to this attitude >>58227341I was really excited that you were going to kill yourself.
>>58228491Minus the killing myself part which is just cloud talk, that’s what I honestly think deep down.
>>58228494Which is a shame because this project is what gives me motivation in life.
>>58222325Based on this image it looks like it's using both canon pokemon and fakemon?A new region?Is this a romhack or an essentials game?
>>58228511Essentials. The platform has improved recently with all the updates.
https://files.catbox.moe/ef0f2e.mp4
>>58228499that's sad.
>>58228536I know right? Even though I'm never going to kill myself, pretty much all I can do is work and sleep.
>>58227189>It's just the demo and even then, 99% complete is really stretching it some of the Fakemon's icon sprites are missing and a couple of tile bugs.How far does the demo go?
>>58228542>Even though I'm never going to kill myselfthat's even sadder damn
>>58228543Goes to the 4 Gym and ends once you capture/defeat the Sudowoodo
>>58228491I know I have problems, but wishing me to kill myself is disturbing. I mean, you don't hear me wishing to kill yourselves, right?
>>58228634I don't really consider you as somebody to model myself after so I don't care what you do
>>58224221>Another thing I notice is that they never seem to specify what field of Pokemon research Seqouia is actually studying.I haven't thought of one for her. Now, she'll study the history between humanity and Pokémon.
>>58228659More like studying how to get her son off the fastest. Zing!
>>58228667
>>58228659you should study the famous book by wataru tsurumi and follow it literally
>>58228732Ok, you guys seem to be just as unhinged as I am.
>>58228752yeah dude, we're totally fucked in the head. you should leave and stop posting here. after all, why would you want to spend time around unhinged people like us? unhinged people who have your name and address. you shouldn't be here.
>>58228575Alright I'll play through it later this week when I have more time. I'll make a new thread if this one's not still up.
>>58228634Killing yourself solves no problems, David. But you do need to reevaluate your life. Why are you here, where people don't want you to be? You've flagrantly disregarded site and board culture, which irritates people. Those people then try to get you to leave, but you stay. Why else are you on this board? I don't hate your creations, it's mediocre at worst honestly. But why are you here? Couldn't you do something else with the time in your day?
>>58228821>Those people then try to get you to leave, but you stay. Why else are you on this board?To share my Fakemon designs with all of you. Reddit is too much of a hugbox for my liking. Plus, I’ve been banned from the Fakemon Design Server because of that one video.> Couldn't you do something else with the time in your day?Besides working, sleeping, and messing with my project, not really.
>>58228821>Couldn't you do something else with the time in your day?he literally can't. he's banned everywhere else, and he's an autistic neet who doesn't know how to exist outside the internet. he's stuck here in this special little hell he's created for himself where he's miserable and makes everybody around him miserable, but he doesn't know any other way to live so he's just going to keep dragging the community down in his narcissistic collapse. at first it was kind of funny but now it's really just painful, for everybody.
>>58228842>To share my Fakemon designs with all of youBut that's the thing - nobody wants to see them. This community has made it very clear to you that it doesn't want you to be a part of it. So why do you insist on it anyway? 99% of the people don't engage with your fakemon at all, they just tell you to kill yourself. So what are you actually getting out of it? Well, I know the answer, because you've already admitted you only do it for attention. Maybe you should be honest.
>>58228842nobody wants to see them, nobody wants to talk to you, you're a hindrance and you should kill yourself on camera for our entertainment
>>58228913You don’t hear me telling my haters (including you) to kill themselves, do you?>>58228853I was doing it for attention, but now, it’s getting tiresome.
>>58228659The first step on the road to giving your characters some actual life and personality to them, which is going to be important if you want anybody to actually care about your game and feel those cozy vibes.>>58228842Have you thought about doing some work with Mystery Dungeon? You could get a lot more experience with writing cozy characters doing cozy things that way. I've been playing Gates to Infinity lately and, sure, might not be the greatest PMD game, but THAT shit is cozy.
>>58228955>You don’t hear me telling my haters (including you) to kill themselves, do you?who cares what you do? nobody wants to be like you. >it's getting tiresomecool. it got tiresome for us a long, long time ago.
>>58228963Only because you guys pushed me this far in the first place. That’s right, most of you are at fault for my decline, not me. I was being nice to you all despite my eccentric behavior and yet you have to be toxic towards me. So, I have your IP Adresses from my connections and I’m more than willing to use them to find your private information and post them on this board. Even if they get deleted, they’ll still be on the archives, so it’s futile. What’s it going to be?
>>58228980My advice? Kill yourselves on camera!Yeah, I finally went there. You guys are the reason why I’m like this, yet you blame only me and not yourselves. I will make your lives hell.
>>58222325>fakemonAaaaaaaaaaand droppedCall me when someone makes a fangame with a nice new region but without ugly ass fakemons
I will stop all of this if you guys just admit you’re at fault as well and that you are major hypocrites. But I know that won’t happen since your egos are too big.
Oh right, I'm sure nobody was wondering, but here are the games I was referencing with my nickname choices, all of which I can heartily recommend over this fangame:Fairwe(a)ther - Venn Fairweather, Majesty: The Fantasy Kingdom Sim (2000)Cherenkov - Admiral Cherenkov, Battleships Forever (last updated 2009)Rex Chance - Rex Chance, Impossible Creatures (2003)Hawkes - Admiral Tackwhether Hawkes, Conquest: Frontier Wars (2001)And I was GOING to name the Tynamaw Expie, after the common fanname for the Experiment from Scav Prototye/Casualties Unknown (currently in development with a playable prototype at time of writing). This one especially is genuinely REALLY good (highly recommend it), whereas the other four are more nostalgia for me (though I'd argue Majesty still holds up to this day).David's current round of outburtsts kind of validate my decision not to continue with the demo, at least for the moment, so good a time as any to tie up that loose end (even if granted nobody asked).>>58229004Realidea System only has fakemon starters and a few regional forms. Fairly easy to build a team not using your starter if you want to, though I'd argue Seaghoul rivals the quality of canon water starters. Slightly dodgy translation aside, it is an earnestly excellent game, to the point where even the guys on the /vp/ plays threads liked it.
>>58229024Yeah it’s not going to happen. I’m just going to quit my job and record my suicide attempt because that’s what you guys want right?
>>58229036I’m going to have my parents record my suicide and post it on this board. Isn’t that what you guys want to see right? Right!?
>>58229069Tell them to record as a selfie so we can see the relief on their faces
>>58229069Yes
>>58228842I like seeing fakemon even if they're bad, like I said, I think yours are middling at worst, but never really too bad. But most anons on here are mad at you disregarding board culture. Why keep doing it? Every time you make a thread just for your stuff alone, it pisses people off. When you use a name, it pisses people off. Props to you for the thick skin, but I just can't see the value in intentionally antagonizing a group you want to be part of.
>>58229036Guiltrip won't work. I used to like your work until you showed us your true colour and I must admit seeing genuinely good fakemons (yes you made good ones) in a such a shitty game is a waste.
>>58229119Im not guilt tripping. I really am going to do it. I want to give your guys a satisfying closure.
I’ve just quit my job and I’m going to convince my parents to record my suicide. Look forward to more!
>>58229216Show us an evidence then
>>58229216you trash on the spectrum are too narcissistic to commit suicide or let go of things so stop attwhoring you garbage subhuman and just go away (please actually kill yourself actually)
Fuck it, this isn’t going to work. Fuck you guys, I wish this board gets hacked again!
>>58229221>>58228913>>58228732You first fucktards! I at least work unlike you basement dwellers. You’re just jealous that your lives amount to nothing. And call me a pedo all you want, that just means you have lewd kiddy Pokegirl porno in your computer files.
>>58229250>>58229275holy fucking meltdown
>>58229092LOL
*sigh* I really need to get off of this board for at least few years. It really does brings the worst within me. Of course I’m not expecting everyone to forget all of this. I think the jannies should just permaban me from this board if I really want to get it off my life.
I’m not going to kill myself obviously, but I should seek professional help.
the melty from the chomo kek
>>58228980>So, I have your IP Adresses from my connections and I’m more than willing to use them to find your private information and post them on this board.LMAOO you really thought anyone would fall for that? you are so fucking stupid Hahaha. this sperg out is the laugh I needed today thank you.
>>58229137>I really am going to do it>>58229321>I'm not going to kill myselfmake up your fucking mind goddamn you flip flop more than a politician
Who else is on your team, David? Namedrop them so we can make fun of them instead of just you.
>>58229356well he is one man down but I'm sure he has a whole squad
>>58229349I’m not going to kill myself, ever. That was just cloud talk which is one of my ways of coping.
Imagine if David hasn’t posted anything on this board for several months. How would you feel.
>>58229446Great.
What the fuck is this thread
>>58229446it would be a dream come true
If you guys hate David so much, why not murder him? I mean, you can find his address in the archives. Use that to find him and kill him. At least you’ll finally be freed from his grasp.
>>58229004Try playing pokemon clover, it mogs ALL fakemons and everything made by david.
>>58227036It's your time, anon. Become a hero.
Even if David finally fucks off for real, some anon will masquerade as him to start more unnecessary drama.
>>58229562nah most of us just want to move on. check your ego david.
>>58229553I'm at your house right now.
How is David going to redeem himself?
>>58229594suicide
>>58229594livestream suicide.
>>58229321Yeah, dude. I lowkey think you should start over in another fandom or go under another username.You REALLY shouldn’t be on the internet, but you certainly shouldn’t be on 4chan in the first place.Make a new account on eevee expo or xitter and name yourself sluggyslime or puddy somethin, because your current online alias is tainted to say the least.
>>58229605actually good advice that will sadly probably fall on deaf ears, but yeah. all David has to do is go dark for a few months (which he could spend working on his game), come back under a different name and possibly rebrand his game, and all those other sites probably wouldn't recognize him and he could post there again. but I don't think he has the patience to stay off the internet and not post about his stuff for more than a couple days at most, and his insistence on always using the same branding is digging him a hole.
>>58229599>livestreamagainpicarto is relevant
>>58229598>>58229599Why do people want some lolcow to kill himself? That’s just fucked up.
>>58229594He can start posting somewhere else.
>>58229658in this case twitter because someone can make a 50-page document about him
>>58229637you understand that livestreaming in this context just refers to the act of streaming yourself live, and not the specific platform called livestream, yeah?
>>58222570fpbp
>>58229641>why do people want some pedophile to kill himself?
>>58229658He can't. He's been banned from everywhere else. We are the closest things he has to friends in his life. We can fuck him in the ass till he bleeds and he'll ask for more because it's better than being alone.
>>58229321Go start over. Think about your motivations for doing things. Watching your "career" from afar has me worried about the "why" behind your actions. But leave /vp/ be, or blend in. And at your new place, lurk, watch the site behavior. Learn the rules, but also don't become a doormat. Find a balance to life.
>>58229710Ok, how does one video make him a pedophile?
>>58229321please do. i can attest to the fact that while there are a lot of shitty ones, good therapists do exist. based solely on your responses to people here, i think you might need it. idrc about all the pedo shit and it's very funny that this board of all places is complaining. fan game seems a little boring, but i would say getting on the good graces of places like pokecommunity should be your priority rather than hanging on to /vp/. genuinely apologize to them and try to change as a person as this place seems like it's damaging your psyche
Before I leave this thread up in flames, I want to say this. Except for me being a pedophile, everything you guys said was true. I am just a dumb narcissist. The narcissism is just a cover up for my own insecurities of being an autistic neckbeard who has to work part-time and live with his parents. Making this fangame is pretty much all I have right now. I didn’t make that video because I’m a pedo, I made it out of stupidity and because of that, I’ve severely crippled my chances of promoting it. All of this I’ve brought to myself. I was thinking of lending my project to someone else and have them erase any involvement I had with it. I don’t deserve any pity from you guys, if you even felt pity for me that is.
>>58230131I would, but I got banned from there because, you guess it, that video. I’m not kidding when I said that was the point of no return for me.
>>58230188God doesn't listen to chomo tears
>>58229024Yeah, I’m just going to leave quietly and get off the internet for a while.Do you have Discord? I want to keep in touch with you.
>>58230268see you back here tomorrow dave.
>>58230741We'll wait and see
>>58230829it's the same thing every single time>I'm totally gonna leave now guys for real I'm taking a break I swear I pinky promise>next day posts like nothing happenedthis has happened already so many times
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>>58228853>>58228913i want to see his fakemon designs'like fakemon'like creativitysimple asanything else is thread derailing kiwifarms faggotry that faggots here are engaging in instead of focusing on pokemon.
>>58229658>>58229594I don't understand, or care, about this whole thing but how hard is it to not be autistic and just pretend to be another guy?
>eceleb obsessers seethingkek
>>58231723>david>creativity
>>58233799Where's your romhack then retard
>>58233813already released unlike davids game which has taken 7 years
>>58233825What’s the name?
>>58233867pokemon clover
>>58228980>My actions were inexcusable and landed me in hot water across multiple communities>I refuse to leave this community and continue to badger them about my fangame that I'm making when they clearly have no interest>A-actually, it was you guys that did this to me!!Be real, man, own up to your shit, don't blame everyone else that has been telling you to wise up get away from the things bothering you and better yourself, that's just absolutely pathetic. I think it's kinda fucked up how much people have told you to off yourself but that should have just been your wake up call to leave this site and try to figure shit out and get better, but no, here you still are doing the same thing over and over again while refusing to admit that nobody is to blame but you and your own stupid actions and behavior.
unironically reddit is a better place to discuss topics you're interested than 4chanon 4chan every thread and every board will be derailed and ruined by /pol/, porn, tranny obsession, baiting, shitposting, and other assorted mental illness.
>>58235175true, we should pander to the pedophile lolcow and discuss his deviantart fanfic like a bunch of wholesome chungus that we should be!
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