They’re never getting megas.. are they
>>58229224If any of those got a mega they would get the retarded helmet like feraligatr does
I hope not since they're cool pokémon and megas are for huge faggots
>>58229230CHARIZARD must be the faggiest faggot to ever fag, then.
>>58229224Probably regional form in next Legends games. I want a Grass/Fairy Torterra based on Spring or Grass/Ghost Autumn. Fire/Psychic Infernape or Fire/Dark because we don't have a Dark type monkey. Water/Fairy Empoleon.
>>58229224Never getting a remake, cucked in their own shit spinoff prequel, no megaslops, no dynashits
>>58229224Legends hoenn and maybe alola too
>>58229224Do you actually want megas after Mega Feraligatr?
>>58229224You can't improve upon perfection.
>>58229243He's definitely up there, yeah
She's getting added to Unite doe
>>58229436>assfaggots sloppa only played by soulless bugmenWho cares?
>>58229473Souls aren't real.
>>58229478sounds exactly like something a bugman would say HMM?
>>58229484By that logic everyone is a bugman, because nobody has a soul on account of them not being real.
>>58229224Good>Mega empoleon would probably have more spikes, gain more weight and have barley functional swords for arms >Torterra just gets a bigger tree and more random spikes>Infernape barely changes and probably just rides a cloud or some shit. Lame as usual for megas.
>>58229490Nigga if everyone's fake then no one's fake.
>>58229499Exactly. "Soulless bugman" is a pointless insult. It's like saying "Squanchless freak". Nobody has a squanch because there's no such thing as a squanch.
>>58229436took them long enough to add the first sinnoh starteralthough it's cool that they add a bunch of random pokemon to Unite and not just like starters and legendaries
>>58229490Whatever, bugman. Keep being a meat puppet cog in the machine.
>>58229508>Unlike myself, a truly exceptional individual and free thinker!If you were any better than the rest of us you wouldn't be here.
>>58229473Just say that it’s botted what the hell are you talmbout
>>58229287> don't have a Dark type monkeyZarude
>>58229490Prove it.
>>58229538The burden of proof lies on you. You are the one claiming something outlandish; that people have some kind of non-material essence that continues to exist after death.
>>58229546I claimed nothing because that was my first post in the thread, which you've now derailed with your obnoxious fedora tipping. Either prove souls aren't real or kindly shut the fuck up.
>>58229583"Souls are real" is the outlandish claim. It is your position that must be proven.
>>58229587Majority opinion. Your turn, sperg.
>>58229230Where's your Mega then?
>>58229591Opinion =/= fact.
>>58229602Do better than that. Give me something concrete and I'll let you off the hook m'lady.
>>58229613Just because a majority of uneducated buffoons believe something to be so does not mean it is so. But riddle me this- what sounds more likely.>Human behaviour is derived from the brain and once we die, we cease to existOr>We have an inivisible undetectable magic thing inside us that exists forever but nobody can actually prove the existence of?
>>58229620Allow me to explain to you what a soul is. I know you're probably way too young to have experienced the death of a loved one, but I can assure you that a person never truly dies. All of their family, their friends, carry them in their heart every day. They're always being thought of. Even when they're gone, they're still with you. THAT is a soul. That meets your qualifications of a 'non-material essence that continues to exist after death.'Now prove that souls don't exist. You fucking can't.
>>58229651That's not a "soul". That's just information retained by other humans that is lost when they die and fail to pass it on.Appeals to emotion =/= proof. Show concrete scientific evidence that souls are real or fuck off.
>>58229656You didn't answer me, you just got angrier lol
>>58229663Perfectly calm. And you didn't prove souls exist.You lose.
>>58229620Sir this is the pokemon board, we believe in ghosts. Let people have their wishful thinking to avoid existentialism, its healthier to have some cope mixed in with the reasonable doubt.
>>58229243Correct
>>58229673Darn, you sure showed me. I guess I'll have to convert to Atheism now.
>>58229224At least one of them will get a mega in Legends Hoenn or whatever game will focus on megas again
Who told you they were supposed to get megas?
>>58229436>She
>>58229769voice actress in jaapn
>>58229844Every male pre-teen character is voiced by a woman dude, this means nothing, unless you're inferring Simpsons has been tranny propaganda given a woman voices the main character?
>>58229224They don't need them for they are perfect already
>>58229880>simpsons>main characterHomer?
>>58229844Goku is voiced by an 88-year old woman in Japan
They dont need them they are already perfect. Thats like saying delicious icecream will never be melted and put through a sieve.
>>58229886Bart, you ignorant fuckwit. Homer was the main, for about half the first season, then they focused on Bart (shit, their #1 hit was "Do the Bartman" not "Do the Homer").
>>58229981Yeah, but take ice-cream out the freezer and when it's soft enough to break up and tear chunks out of (but still actually frozen, talking like 2 mins out the freezer rather than 2 hours) and force it through a sieve and try it. Cowboy soft-serve. And obviously, leave the tub/block of ice-cream back in freezer, unless you WANT to be a fat bastard and eat the whole thing.
>>58229705Yes, yes you will.Reject jew-on-a-stick delusion. Embrace materialism.
>>58229993Mmmmmm.....
>>58230006It gets better. See those mars bars? Grab a big one, cut it up into thin slices with a hot, sharp knife, melt it gently (either in a microwave or in a metal bowl over a pot of hot water, with no water touching the bowl) and mix it together and there's a cowboy chocolate/caramel sauce to go with.
>>58229984Bart hasn't been the main character for 30 years.
The monke ruins the line
>>58230394okay furry
>>58230477Infernape is unironically the primate Pokemon with the most furry porn
>>58230485That's only because its a starter and has existed over twice as long as the other primate starter. being a monkey is inherent furry repellent
>>58229224Looking at new megas, i'd say it's better not getting one
