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>Current year + 10
>No turkey pokemon

Why does GF refuse to make easy cool animal mons?
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>>58231144
Turkeys aren't cool.
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>>58231146
They're beautiful animals though.
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>>58231144
Because everyone knows turkeys will fuck you up. It's too hard to make a fictional turkey since the real thing is such a nigger of a bird to begin with.
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>>58231144
We don't need more animal+element or worse normal/flying. We need more Monsters! Freaks! Weirdos!

if anything
>why no haniwa pokemon?
>why no gorgon?
>amabie
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>>58231144
>Why does GF refuse to make easy cool animal mons?
We need more objectmons and new forms for already existing Pokémon, instead.
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>>58231171
I mean, they made a vulture and swan into a Pokémon. Why not a turkey? It can even have a similar 'vibe' to Mandibuzz.
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>>58231195
Why isn't there a goose pokemon?

Well, there ya go
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>>58231144
isn't Espathra a turkey
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>>58231239
Cassowary I thought
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>>58231197
Swanna exists and swans have been implicated in at least one person drowning
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>>58231144
Ho-oh
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>>58231407
Despite being assholes, Swans still don't have the reputation geese and turkeys do. Many still see them as elegant creatures and often find out the hard way.
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>>58231144
weird looking turkey you got over there
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>>58231144
Pheromosa?
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>>58231197
>Why isn't there a goose pokemon?
Zangoose, retart. Keep up with the rest of the class.
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>>58231144
GF seems to avoid New World animals in general.
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>>58231171
We have a honey badger pedophile Pokemon

A Turkey shouldn’t be too bad comparatively.
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>>58231228
Carracosta if he turkey
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>>58231144
The natives of Unova say that during the last moon of Scolipede the largest and fattest Uzefant takes this form.
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>>58231144
It took 30 FUCKING YEARS to get a DOLPHIN mon anon



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