MY FRIEND MALAMAR!!!!!!!!!!
Guys I’m starting to think those leaks were real… 4/4 i can’t deny it anymore
>>58231804ugly but not as bad as the assumed look of the drawing
>>58231804Pretty peak if you ask me.
>Neither of the leaks were realCENTRO BTFOCHINKS BTFO
looks cool in that lightingnot sure how its ingame model will translate though
>>58231804
Very different from what everyone interpreted the leaks...
>>58231829I'm guessing it's the usual in motion vs still art
>>58231822Anon...?
>>58231829I guess leakers easily forget details when trying to get info out.
they should be bitter rivals
>>58231804MY FRIEND MALAMAR!!!!!!!!
>>58231804Malabar created white people?
>>58231822are you retarded? thus is exactly what the leak said it would be, just like the last 3. your brain evolved to recognize patterns, how have you squandered it like this?
>>58231804we waited a week for a woke scyphozoa from code lyoko?
>>58231850MY FRIEND YAKUB!!!!!!
>>58231850No that was Calyrex. Malamar is Mars Attacks
>>58231822>exactly as the leaks said>"they aren't real!"What?
>that hairA LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION A LITTLE MORE ACTION PLEASE
>>58231804Uh, it's better than I expected
>>58231851CENTRO LOSTCRY MORE JE*t
>>58231804What in the sciphozoa is that
>>58231804This new direction with megas is absolutely hideous, i can't believe they peaked in the same gen they were introduced
>>58231855>>58231877>unown
When does the info page drop?
>>58231855>wokeUsing that word unironicaly in 2025Cringe
Another banger design. Megas just don't miss.
>>58231822coping as usual I see...
>>58231822>pretending
>>58231899>this is Emma's aceWeird
>>58231828
>>58231876you're literally wrong...? is this a joke? the leak was "malamar on a diet", did you watch the trailer with your eyes closed? like arguing with stones, this board i swear.
>>58231871>ending in a white part at the bottom>it's hard to explaintotal fraud
>>58231899Literally Hitler
>>58231804What ability will it have? A brand new one?
>>58231913>is this a joke?no, but it is a fake reaction:this whole place is simply shitposting for (You)s by people that never get interaction in real life. being funny has nothing to do with it. in fact, it's easier to get replies by being annoying and stupid than by being funny.
>>58231871All these fucking shitmons bro what the FUCKWho picked these
>>58231899IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!!!!ITS NOT FAAAAAIRRR!!!!!
>>58231927We won't know until Gen 10 because PLZA has no abilities like PLA
>>58231899It's awesome. I'm so happy.
>>58231804modern pokemon designers are dogshitDOGSHIT
>>58231899Very cool. Way better thant the renders made from the leaks
>>58231899I kinda love itquadruples down on the supervillain inspiration
>>58231899This render actually looks fucking sick, why the hell was Dragonite's so fucking weird when Victreebel's was fine and Hawlucha's and now this one were actually well done
>>58231918was wondering at what point denialfags would finally break, not particularly shocked to find the answer is "never" honestly. i mean, your mind is broken, but not your ridiculous conviction. see you doing logical backflips in two days when we see upside down greninja, i guess.
>>58231935Shitmon appreciatorsSorry FlyGONE didn't get an unnecessary powerup for the 14th installment in a row
>>58231944but it looks cool as fuck
>>58231804That's actually pretty alright, I thought they were going to show a tall malamar and nothing elseLet's hope Starmie is decent too
>>58231899sick>>58231970because Dragonite is shit
>>58231828Actually though
>>58231899>>58231902it is funny Emma's ace is thisunless malamar is controlling her
>Gen 1 fans get the ugliest megas>KalosGODS get the best one
>>58231986Me too, it looks cool, very menacing. I'm a bit concerned it looks like a cartoon alien more than a mega Malamar but whatever. It seems clear to me that they designed the megas to be bosses with a backstory. I suspect these videos (except Dragonite) are to showcase the rogue mega bosses.
>>58232013hwlucha barely changes anything and victreebel is at least funny so I'd rank them as Malamar > Victreebel > Hawlucha (all okay-to-great) > Dragonite (worst mega ever)
>>58231918Anon.... its feet are white. And this is a pretty pretty difficult Mega to describe
>>58231804God I hope the hair uncurls when it does a heavy attack
>>58232033NTA but Hawlucha's already a luchador bird, there's only so many places you can go with that.
>>58231871>>58231899>it's hard to describe betterI'm sorry but is the leaker stupid? Obviously their info is real but they aren't smart enough to mention the big blowing head or the shoulders or the light art drawings in the air?
COME TO SPYRAL YOU TOO
>>58232070well yeah but maybe it could've gotten really big and strong idkmostly just looks like it changed costumesand the new costume is really cool so it's alright in the end but it feels more like an alternate forme than a mega (though I guess megas kinda are alternate formes in a way)
>>58232054I haven't thought about thatMost mons only get 2 attacking animations, for specials and physicalsIt would be cool if they'd now get at least 4 for the same physical/special and for moves over 90 BP or something like thatShame it will never happen though...
TOTAL MALAMAR DOMINATION
>>58232083>Really big and strongAre you blind, anon? Dude is RIIIIIIIIPPPPED
>>58232071Yeah Mega Malamar's head is pretty clearly supposed to be like his tentacles are wrapping up to look like a giant brain. Dont know how the leaker didnt make that connection at all lol. It's so obvious even the Pokemon twitter is mentioning its brain
>>58231899Mega Hawlucha is still my favorite, but this is a cool design.
>>58231970For Mega Dragonite they wanted to go for the "30 year old women who will buy puff the magic dragon plushies" audience
>>58231899
>>58231970>why the hell was Dragonite's so fucking weird Dragonite is a shit design just like mega dragonite
le quick and dirty maymay
>>58232135it's kinda a cute play on how the cehpalopod nervous system extends into their arms, thus the oft quoted fun fact that their arms 'have brains of their own'. well thought out and cute design :)
>hypnosis and tentacleskino
>>58232184>No Mega?
>>58232184great, now lets send it to flygonkeks
>looks like a brain and spinal cordYep, I'm thinking KINO
>>58231804>>58231899My Friend Malamar!
>>58232071The average pokefag doesn't consume any other media besides pokemon. They don't know that Malamar is based on a mindflayer and couldn't comprehend that his mega doubles down on that, with the brain and pointy shoulders
>>58231804It's hideous
>>58231899he reminds me a bit of Elvis with that huge collar
>>58232237>They don't know that Malamar is [HEADCANON]
>>58231804oh that's actually not that bad compared to the leak, looks like a saturday morning cartoon villain.
How can you all like this? It looks disgusting with a giant brain
>>58231899>Hypnosis so strong it re-writes people's personalityPeople are going to have a field day with this one. Literaly Salazzle for coomer women.
>>58231899>Supervillain-looking ass mfSEEMS LIKE SOMEONE IS ITCHING A LESSON
>>58231871>has gone on a dietLmao
>>58232015I think you nailed it on the head. Classic example of gamefreak making designs be individuals instead of species.
>>58232290I mean that's literally a problem since gen 1>all those cubone with missing mom
My plappable wife Malamar!I like the design.
i don't wan't to hear any of you cocksuckers say mega forms shouldn't change a pokemon's anatomy and only adding shit on the regular design ever again
>>58232184I applaud you anon
>>58232259>nothing is based on ANYTHING you can NEVER perform artistic analysis or logically deduce something from available information and cultural context EVER or it's HEADCANONyou are so fucking annoying dude, get new material
Someone should just edit a regular malamar with the rainbow pattern to make it fit with the mega evolution design philosophy
The porn possibility with this mega are high, hope he get to Hypno's level as a tentaclebro
>>58232323it's still easier for base + extras to be good than new design to be good, thoughie
>>58231874how tf does one see a giant brain and think of elvis
>>58232364No one likes mega aerodactyl
>>58231899>lava lamp body>rave sticks for arms>giant shoulder pads>slicked hair>the most shit-eating expression everGROOVY BABY
>>58232352A few years ago I wondered why malamar wasn’t used more for hentai, with the recent hype and the mega now I hope this severe issue gets addressed by the community
>>58232274I love that you can have all three of these on your team with zero type overlap
>>58231935People jerked off megas for a decade because "it makes shitmons like Lopunny and Beedrill not shit"
>>58232408Now I want to make a superhero/villain team. We already have 3, which pokemon would be in the other half?
>>58232431Beedrill is still shit
>>58231899>dragonite and victreebel are shit>hawlucha and malamar are great50/50 so far.
>>58231804It's impressive how this shit is so bad, yet people will defend it to the grave and buy a 60$ shit game with two shit 50$ DLCs that will "fix" said shit, and then wonder why Pokemon is getting worse and worse. Honestly, Game Freak is right, they knew that if they kept doing shit games, people will keep buying it more and more, you get what you deserve
>>58231804it's literally big brain mode, that's fucking hilarious, why didn't the leaked description mention that, it's the best part
>>58232071my guess is that they didn't actually have the game and were working off second or third hand information from gamefreakout or someone close enough to get a copy from him
>>58232184Nice
>>58232496I like Mega Malamar and I'm not gonna pay for anything. Cope and seethe my nigga
>>58231804>>58231899This guy's gonna look absolutely sick in the tcg. Hope it's playable too.
>>58232496you need to update your programming, bot. legends doesn't get dlc
>>58232236>My wife Malamar
That actually looks good. Good enough to be an evolution even.Monkey's Paw strikes again.
>>58231804Surrounded by friends
>>58231804Holy Meh
>>58231927Intimidate but it inflicts Confusion
>>58232522Good, but the other idiots will>>58232533Yet, they will sure add some useless DLCs that will other "epic" MEGAs and "new content"
>>58232622>instantly makes any tier it’s legal in literally unplayable
MY FRIEND MALAMAR IS S SUPER HYPNO SQUIDLIKES TO SPINLIKES TO FLASH
>>58231941PLA abilities were datamined before their official reveal
>>58232750I'm curious. Did all of the abilities remain the same when the new mons were formally available in SV? Or were some of them changed?
>>58232758I’m pretty sure they all remained the same.
>>58232758Hisuian decidueye had long reach
>>58231804>>58231828>>58231899YOU DARE CHALLENGE MALAMIND?
>>58231804>>58231899
>>58232533Legends got free DLC.
>>58231899>>58231804I don't hate it but could have been better.
>>58232808>all regular, normal updates are just dlc nowretard-kun...
These are all getting megas or new/regionals btw
>>58231804Another Mega that should've been a regular evolution
>>58232758a bunch of them were changed, notably all of the starters hidden abilities
>>58232825Shut up you retard faggot
>>58232529Ideally he'll be absolute aids to play against, like some control shit ramped up to 11
>>58232135Pokemon fans are retarded.Imagine a leaker trying to explain probopass, “uhhh it looks like jew lol and uhhhhh its hard to explain”
>>58232475Victreebel is cool
>>58232888>T.
>>58232475Victreebel looks so stupid but I like him. For pokemon you either have to be cool, cute or silly.
>>58231804I'm sure I've seen this type of silhouette, but I can't remember if it was with a vampiress or an alien girl.........
>>58231881>>58231899
>>58231899pretty good, solid design. i prefer it its regular form that i never cared for anyway.
>>58232184Amazing.
>Oh, you're an evolution, alright. Just not a MEGA one!>Yeah? What's the difference?
>>58233252LMAO
>>58232900>phoneposter>hates reddit and yet goes on it and screencaps itlittle bitch
>>58234006>>phoneposter Actual retard as expected from a redditor
>>58231813I don't think you'd need Malamar's help on that. And for all y'all who are into the kinky stuff, pretty sure Malamar's built like razor wire.
>>58234012>doesn't address any of the pointsk baby girl don't seethe too hard now
>>58234099>Refuses to prove how i'm a phoneposter Redditurds are literal fags lmao
>>58232184BRAVO KOJIMBO
>>58232184very nice
>>58231804MY FRIEND MALAMAR!!!
>Mega Hypnosis Fetish
>>58235640
>>58235640>You should Cynthia
>>58231871Blackanon here. I want the Mega Scrafty rumors to be true. Speculation has me dying already
Swept with Malamar yesterday on showdown. Funny as always
>>58232342if he is being annoying, it's because he wants (You)sif he wants (You)s, don't give it to him
>>58231804They outdid themselves this time
>>58236278this is just my mom's reproductive system
>>58231899I just can't bring myself to see the big head as a brain. It looks to me like he has a regular head and a really massively puffed up hairdo.
>>58231822>believing centro past 2019>believing chinese guy past 2022really?
>>58236301well technically it's just all of its former head tentacles curled in anyways.>>58232000that would... be par for the course for Emma. Not remotely the first time a villain brainwashed her.Plus they specifically mention it in its dex entry.And it would be even funnier than just her having it, it's a full gag by that point.And it would be kind of sexy in a fetish way and spawn a million spicy fanart, which is something i think GF has decided they like doing, sewing technically innocuous non-explicit seeds for horny then enjoying the resulting popularity once internet dirty minds take it to its logical conclusion.
>>58236399>spoilerI already found a lot of mega malamar "art" today like >>58236278
>>58235643false, we both know garchomp has two dicks
>>58236281Anon, take your mother to the doctor. I can see intrauterine cystic mass in that picture.
