>meet a cute guy at a bar>it’s going well, you start to kiss and go back to his place>he takes his clothes off and you notice a pokemon tattooladies, what do you do in this situation? Are pokemon tattoos an ick for you?
>>58238114>ladies, what do you do in this situation? i tell you to kys
>>58238114Why has she become a trans icon over other Pokémon like, say, Ditto or Zoroark?
>>58238114>tattooswhy are women so fucking dumb and stupidinstead of dating your tattoo-less 'friend' who likely got good grades and will have a good jobyou would rather date an abusive jailbird who treats you like meat
>>58238114He looks like he'll slaughter normal people because he is an unhinged subhuman
>>58238144Because those things are "boring." ...Or something to that effect. >>58238114>ladies, what do you do in this situation? Are Pokémon tattoos an ick for you?Hypothetically speaking, I think it would depend on where the tattoos were, what they were of and how many. I don't know if I'd necessarily call them (tattoos in general) an 'ick,' but ideally, the guy wouldn't have any.
>>58238128They'll tell you it's because of the colors, it does help of course, but the real reason is because they're attention-seeking parasites who will latch on to anything that is popular and looks remotely cute. And Sylveon being consistently among the top 10 most popular pokémon means it takes the brunt of this mental retardation.
>>58238114Im starting to think eeveelutions were a mistake now.
>>58238292>now
>>58238292>>58238296Why? They're cute, good-looking Pokémon. You shouldn't let their fanbase (some who are rabid, admittedly) deter you from liking them.
>>58238292The Eeveelutions didn't ask for any of this! Blame the autists who keep pushing unrelated shit onto cute critters.
Now, let's do the change up. What if a lady was out doing lady things and got drunk with another pretty lady and she takes off her shirt and has a sick Gyarados tattoo. Regular Gyarados, not even shiny. Would you get the ick or tell her, let's be friends.
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>>58238379Move Vaporeon to the rightMove Espeon, Umbreon and Leafeon to the left
>>58238466you missed the point you stupid faggot
>>58238348Like a yakuza-style back tattoo?
>>58238863Watch out she doesn't sugarcoats it.
>ladies Not on this site This tattoo would be perfectly fine if not for the stupid flag beneath it.
>>58238200>what they areit’s a charizard tattoo are on his bicep leading to his chest
>>58238114You would never see a Delcatty tattoo because tattoos are haram.
