Uh...?
SEEEEEEX
>>58239899koei tecmo DQ builder??
>we invented palworld!
Dittos can become humans???? waaaaaaaat
>>58239899CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY
>>58239899SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ditto became a little girl
>>58239899PORN WHEN????
>>58239906Been in the games since gen 7
>>58239899Sex with Dittette
>>58239899Animal crossing pokemon,
APOLOGIZE!!!
>>58239920>X & Y shaped theory trueits over
>>58239899Pokémon are humans confirmedI know it's Ditto, but if it can copy ANY being, that means some humans are 100% Pokémon
Lolitto
>>58239899No questions about it, would absolutely smash.
Friendly reminder that Pokémon can't consent
imasogari8119 did it better
>>58239950Ditto can become literally anything. The manga showed off Ditto transforming into a regular rock
>>58239899Imagine….
cobblemon is way better
KANTOOOOOOOOO
>>58239899I'm sick of minecraft infecting this series
Pokemon wilds is fucking DEAD
>OFFICIAL confirmation ditto can copy humansevery other pokemon in shambles
ditto supremacy
>>58239899Samus on a motorcycle with a virtual boy suit? I know crazy right?
Somehow less ugly than their current character designer lmao
>>58239899absolute cunnima
>>58240034We've known this since SM. Play the games
>>58239899>mob faceM... my dick...? I think? I'm confused
Please don't. Pokémon is our friend, not our cumdumpster. Please go and fug other humans instead.
>>58239906It happens in alola and the detective pikachu movie
>>58240208Ditto is willingly becoming human without an order from a trainer, she wants this
>>58239997CobbleGODs won
>>58239899Keksandra
>OMG DITTO CAN COPY HUMANS!Did nobody here watch Detective Pikachu?
>>58240391>non-canon Detective Shitkachu
Best thing to come out of the direct
>>58239902yup, it's practically coded with how the cubes look like
>>58240428It also happened in Sun/Moon, even transformed into the rock hag kahuna.
I give it 11 minutes
>>58239916no it's pokemon builders
>>58239899>Pokémon used almost exclusively for breeding>Turns into a little girlWhat did Game Freak mean by this?
>>58239899i hope they let you change its face later on, i fucking hate this stupid look. Ditto is so ugly, it pisses me off.
>>58239899>transforming into a little girlDitto achieved /a/'s dream
>>58239899Is Rhyperior in?
>>58240612In what, anon...?
who are developers ? koei tecmo?
So would fanart be posted under Pokémon or human section?
>>58240664yep>>58240698pokemon obviously
>All the porn addicts ITTYou fags need help, this isn't normal
should be conquest 2 fuck thiz baby garbage series
>>58240554it’s also good in ranked battles if you know how to use it
Who would the repercussions be if it turns out Ditto's mega evo is becoming a human?
>>58240772Anon, ditto turning into a little girl with tentacles for arms is like the low-hanging fruit of porn ideas.
Ditto can be a boy too, there's this official artwork
>>58240817Shota Ditto used Water Gun!
>>58240817But never forget that it chose to be a girl first
>>58240797I was commenting on the speed, not the quality or creativity.
posting my ditto evo idea:ditto evo line that becomes more human like keeps transform and gets a new signature move that lets it become any type (with evo3 upgrading to be able to be dual type with lower chance for boom and higher chance for bust) with 3 levels of effectiveness:level 1(bust) is more played for laughs, has lower stats then defaultlevel 2(standard) is a representation of some of the type(s) traits in a original mon, is more likely to get, better stats then defaultand level 3(boom) is like 2 but with more and better stuff, has higher stats then level 2---lore: once a ditto has seen the world, it evolves into (insert name here), with that evolution comes an increased imagination and a want to show off that imagination, once it evolves into (insert final evo name here) it's creativity is in overdrive and so is it's ego! if it feels somewhat mean spirited it can prank it's sleeping trainer by pretending to be their mom waking them up
>>58240772Artist???
>Ditto tried to copy the body of some dead trainerKind of dark.
>actually lusting over a childYou are all pedophiles
>>58240871Himimi@お仕募集中
>>58240899that's a ditto anon
>>58239899sex.sex.sex.
>>58240817>boy has long tentacles and squirts liquids>girl is dancing with one of her leg upWhat did the mean by this?
>>58240208Friends with benefits
>>58240849And I'm saying fanartists probably has a template of little girl with tentacles ready for this exact purpose. Draw the ditto face and it's done.
>>58240883>Game ends>Trainer appears in the sunset>Light onscures the face>Ditto runs up to trainer as orchestra takes over>Turns back to normal as is runs>Jumps into trainer's arms and cries tears of joy>Pokémon cheer as they're reunited>Screen fades to black...>Hard cut to Ditto being slung in a daycare holding a destiny knot>It turns around>Sees Garbodor behind it>Trainer bikes away>Ditto stares confused at the screen as Garbodor's hand slowly creeps up behind it
>>58240902Based
>>58239899So, what were you saying about Vaporeon?
>>58240924Yes, something you will never experience
leaving this doodle I did here...
>>58241022but enough about your projections
>>58241072I kneel
>>58239899What weirded me more out was the talking Bulbasaur.
Sad it's not in regular Switch :( I wanted to emulate it
>>58241083How is that weird? You're a Ditto.
>>58241083Can't believe pokemon talk to eachother.....
>>58241083It's speaking Pokemonish. Ditto can only understand due to being a Pokemon.
>>58241083Probably because it's Ditto.Should've been a new Mystery Dungeon tbdesu
>>58241083Pokemon Mystery Dungeon logic. Pokemon speak humanlike language amongs themselves.
>>58239950Alola has a gang of criminal Ditto who impersonate humans. They don't actually do any crimes, they just impersonate humans.
>>58241083This confused me because I thought it was a new mystery dungeon game but then I rememver it cant be it since you turn into a humab
>>58241077Nah, i'm not projecting, just stating facts, you just don't want to accept it
>>58240817Are you...>Ditto girl>Ditto boy
>>58241117classic projecting behavior
>>58241090>>58241093...Oh god, why was I so slow to connect that logic. Someone, give me a dunce hat, I deservedly need to go at a corner and stare at a wall.
>>58241153its ok
>>58239899NO, STOP, NOT LIKE THIS.
>>58241134Once again, not projecting, you are just butthurt because i told you the truth about your future aka dying a virgin
>>58241083I think its because pokemon can understand each other
>>58241187you have my pity for your projections about lack of sex
>>58241187>Totally not butthurt guises!>Squirts anal liquid from the mouthKwab
>>58239899HAHAHAHAYES
Has Ditto ever shown to sort of half-way transform like this? I thought it could only copy things. In the anime a Ditto was once asked to turn into a human from a picture framed photograph and it literally turned into said framed photograph. It's a constant thing that people are fooled all the time by a Ditto that was taking the form of a Pokemon or even a person because of it being able to copy it exactly (with the occasional running gag of some of them being unable to change the appearance of their face)This... this thing, is more like a creepy slime-clone of a human. And it becomes even further messed up by transforming just parts of it's body to use moves such as turning it's arms into vines to use grass attacks or growing a Squirtle tail and shell to use water attacks. Has Ditto ever been shown to be able to mix-and-match Frankenstein itself like this?Also, what's with the old broken down Gen 1 dex it used to copy a human's form?
>>58241245the girl is dead
>>58241245Its trainer died.
When is Mojang going to sue them for this blatant plagiarism?
Can AIdudes makes a Hebe and Cake version of her for us non pedos?
>>58240636In the game.
>>58241245My only issue is the Ditto-person is really exaggerated and cartoonish next to the regular Pokemon models. Feels a little out-of-place.
>>58241245>Has Ditto ever been shown to be able to mix-and-match Frankenstein itself like this?yes >>58240046also duplica's ditto from the anime's face is sometimes just a general ditto trait at least in side shit like snap and the TCG
>>58241245It seems some Ditto are more competent at transforming than others. Like yeah the anime Ditto couldn't do faces right and the Detective Pikachu movie Ditto couldn't do eyes, but then you've got the one in Alola that didn't have those problems.
Non-chibi art
>>58239899How autistic is it that I've already imagined how it would perform in battles? Its movepool is very small (protect, helping hand, counter, mirror coat, transform) but when something else uses a move the ability copies it into an empty move slot until you switch out. Total meme but it could be fun. I call it Dittwo.
>>58241229>>58241238Now you are just coping, as expected from a poster on the most autistic and braindead board on the site
>>58239899trans ditto
Since shes slime that means any size dick can fit in her.....holy fuck the pixiv images are gonna be great
>always wanted a pokemon building game/viva piñata clone>it looks like hot garbageI guess the monkey's paw is real
>>58240772HOW?
>>58241350already feeded into the ai thx
>New character that looks like a little girl gets announced>The very thought /vp/edos have is having sex with herYou fags are never going to beat the pedophile allegations huh?
>>58240899is a ditto
>>58240772catbox
>>58241404A DITTO SHAPED LIKE WHAT?!
>>58241398RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE AAAAAAAHHH
>>58241415weird human creature
>>58241399I can't believe those hypocrites at GF would steal from Minecraft right after sueing Parva
>>58241426Say it you fucking coward. Admit to your crime.
>>58241429parva = パルワ = paruwa = paruwarudo = palworld
>>58241425Calm down Sukhdeep, it's a drawing
>>58241285It's made by the DQBuilder team so good luck with that.
>>58241439obviously
>>58239899KANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>58239899Probably won't end up getting the game but I love this little freak
>>58241437look the creature, is not human
>>58241437But I don't live in australia...
>>58241437>crimeis a fucking drawing...
>>58241465homunculus proportions
>>58241511AHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL YOU STUPID PEDOPHILE
>Ditto can build their own societyThe line between Pokemon and Humans is nonexistent
>>58241425https://litter.catbox.moe/c6amah5kcb4v3eir.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/kiamdpgffm2fudkf.zip
You will have a relationship with your Pokemon in gen 10.This is the boundary break.It’s finally here
>>58241245the photo is covered in mudd, Ditto couldn't see the whole real girls so it re-imagened it>>58241259>>58241271most plausible thing. Still game should have been a Kyrlia/Gardevoir relationship as that not finished hentai manga
>>58241366DittoGirl game will break selling records and became the new Smash Bros pokemon entry (or at least an assistant)
>>58241457It showed pokemons from other regions, it's not like Pokemon Quest
>>58241505And? You are still fapping to a child which is creepy as fuck
>>58241285It's an Animal Crossing clone.
>>58241845there are not hot neighbours there
>>58241819>fapping to a childWho?You only think about that
imagine how scary seeing this thing in real life would be
>>58241854eevee was right there in the trailer
it's sad people didn't touch Dragon Quest Builders 2it literally has the same devs and the same mechanics
>>58241285If they didn't sue Vintage Story or the many chinese minecraft clones on mobile, they aren't going to sue Nintendo
>>58241909I touched it and it suckedit was really a cheap copy of minecraft the only good thing was the ssj haircut
>>58241457>you play as an autistic tumblr ocAIEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HAVE TO BUY IT TO OWN THE CHUDDIES
>>58241960we love autistic pokemon ocs here
>>58241884It has no hot features, you are refering to Flareon
>>58241465Wait a fucking second
>>58241819I am imagining numerous unforgivable felonies being done upon you by me, and because thoughtcrime is not real crime and not even conpiracy to commit a crime, you can't do a thing about it. How does it feel, Victim?
>>58241986carlos you fucking nigger
>>58241457He looks very sad there by himself, what's he thinking?
>>58242012he's being mentally assassinated
>>58241259>>58241271Do we have any reason to believe this? That would be pretty dark for such a silly looking kids game.>>58241311Agreed, they are like a rubber-hose or at best Looney Tunes character next to basically anime characters. It just looks out of place. >>58240046That seems to imply that it's mid-transformation>>58241332In the anime it was implied that was a problem with that particular Ditto, and IIRC at the end of the episode it was able to overcome it and transform entirely, including it's face.>>58241446>Dragon QuestOh, you mean the series they stole the very concept of Pokemon from?
How is this anything like palworld? It’s like DQ builders and Animals Crossing
>>58242043>That would be pretty dark for such a silly looking kids game.Nigga pokemon lore gets dark quite few times
>>58241457Wait a minute, aren't Pokemon supposed to be unable to use man-made things/tools? It's described as the reason they can't use healing sprays if you make one hold one, yet that Ditto is working at a full ass workbench full of tools.
>>58242055I know but that's generally just hidden in dex entries and even then half the time it's implied. It's not outright stated and shown like that.
>>58242061That Ditto spent years with her former master, so in her sleep (SHE'S DEAD) it reminds her so it remembers all the stuff she did as human and ditto thinks humans are... It's a fucking non-canon game dude
>>58242061ditto can transform into a human and as such gain the abilities of humansbut realistically, what you are saying is just a gameplay abstraction because a lot of pokemon don't have like arms and such and it wouldn't make sense for them to be able to use them but it would also suck if pokemon arbitrarily could or could not use potions on their own depending on what gamefreak saysand it balances potions and gives berries an unique niche
>>58242012>"I wish I was in KANTOOOOO"He's just homesick.
>>58242043anon pay attention to the trailer itself at how the ditto popped up and the generation 1 dex being covered in dirt
>>58242086I think Bulbasur used a hammer or other tool once with his wine whip?
>>58242137It could just be an old discarded dex. You can see that it's clearly a Gen 1 dex, Ash didn't keep his Gen 1 dex throughout the entire series.
>>58242168and that ditto is alone in the ball too anonalso something eerie about the background
>>58240165You have a photo to provide of this?
>>58242168that's the ditto with its trainer on the dex screen
>what if Tensei Slime in Pokemon
>>58242168This is footage from the Hall of Fame. This trainer managed to beat the E4 with a party of all Ditto so she could unlock Bill's Secret Garden behind his house, but when she found out that it was just a prank she literally killed herself.
>>58242185There's a whole sidequest in SM where you go around interacting with policemen who are actually Ditto transformed. The transformations are perfect, but they can't talk like humans which is what gives them away.
We need to beat Fire Emblem, guys
Someone was already trying to build something there, this is right away the first frame of the trailer, and then the pokeball teleports to the place. This means the pokemon get out from the storage place where it was. See the bulk of sand at the back? She's under it. She's dead.
>>58241104haha picture accidentally fucking one
>>58239899If Ditto transformed into something with clothes, would they be removable?And if they could be removed, what happens to the clothes when Ditto transforms back?
>>58239901>>58239907>>58239902Ravioli RavioliDon't kewd the Ditto loli
>>58242375Wasn't even an hour after the direct to see you're wrong
>>58242375Don't check the /v/ thread then
>>58242365I'd guess they'd be removable and then disappear when Ditto undos its transformation like with Pokemon tools like Alakazam's spoons, Farfetch'd leek, etc.
>>58239899horrifying entity
Saw someone said this could be a mystery dungeon origin story, would be neat
>>58242584Does that mean the Ditto trainer became the Pokémon?
So this is shaping up to basically be animal crossing NH but Pokémon? Doesn't sound so bad honestly
I thought this was a cute idea because the ditto human looks so stylistic, but then they immediately start using the exact same pokemon models from the mainline games and I instantly lost interest. Need more pokemon games with different (and GOOD) art styles.
>>58242717The human (what we see of them) on the Pokedex looks normal. Ditto being so weird is because it's doing a bad job at being a human.
>tfw it’s a prequel to the pmd universe>ditto is the reason pokemon were able to form societies in pmdOh fug
>>58242168can we ditch rotomdex shit already and go back to actual devices
>>58242061>Toxtricity uses Throat Spray
>not on switch 1fuck
>>58239899Was I the only one slightly disturbed by this thing? The way it morphs it's body, the lanky proportions, the fact it pukes ups items like that. Felt like some The Thing type shit.
>>58242832That Ditto killed its trainer and wants to take her place
>>58239997Nintendo lawyers are already preparing
>>58239899A ditto loli, huh?Countless possibilities.
>>58242375Way too late for that buckaroo
>>58239899>animal crossing clone in the DQ builder engineWho the fuck asked for this? Would make more sense to do a DQ Builder clone but with pokemons
>>58242761Could be possible. At the end of the direct, Ditto had a farm, housing, and even a Pokémon Center.Ditto is the creator of the PMD timeline.
>>58243065I won't let her do it cause i'll love her right away
>>58239899Damn
>>58239899I want to protect this creature
>>58242061Oranguru alone explicitly goes against that with its lore, it's know to be smart enough to figure out human techThe oranguru bartender from the SM anime made a functional jungle bar by himself
>>58242209>hall of fameIt's a photo of the trainer and ditto in front of a pokemon center anon
>>58239950A secret cabal of dittos runs the world.
>>58240860Frankly, I still want the BEYTAH ditto evo to be real.
>>58242168>It could just be an old discarded dex.Could be, but it's pretty fucking obvious with how it all looks that they're going for an implied "all the humans died out long ago and ditto survived well past its trainer dying due to being in a pokeball".That's why you can do shit like rennovate the world and recreate pokecenters and shit.
>>58241437CHIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY
>>58241585You sir are a god among men
>>58241399kek
>>58239899Ditto loli porn whenCunny
>>58243602She's a ditto but you're a slowpoke
Now that we can canonically make Dittos into little girls, I will isekai myself to the Pokemon world.
>>58242168why would it still be on though
>>58242832I love The Thing so I don't see the issue.
>>58242043>In the anime it was implied that was a problem with that particular Ditto, and IIRC at the end of the episode it was able to overcome it and transform entirely, including it's face.Ironically, that specific Ditto not being able to transform its face ended up being so iconic that it they just canonized it as a thing Dittos usually do. It's appeared in basically EVERY piece of Pokemon media that's included the thing.Even the mainline games had a Clefairy in the gen 4 slot machine that would occasionally be replaced by a Ditto with Dittoface.
>>58239899Pokopia = Pokemon + Copy + Utopia
Can we take a moment to appreciate how Ditto, of all Pokemon, got to star in his own game? There are maybe three Pokemon total who can legitimately claim to have had their own spin-off.
>>58243562>AI slop that look nothing like the characterNo he isn't
>>58243765I wouldn't have bet on it but compared to like, Oddish or Tropius or Primarina, it's not hard to see the potential in a Ditto game.
>>58243765Surprised they didn't do it sooner because Ditto is quite literally a blank slate character.
>>58243551Based cunny enjoyer and Lillie poster.
>>58239899does this count as a slimegirl?
>>58241819Being creepy as fuck is not a crime
>>58239899Ditto is cute. Cute!
>>58243726Dittoface is the new blackface, it must be stopped
>>58239899BROWN BRICKSIN POKEAMANA
>>58243894Damn I wish I knew how to draw.
>>58243765One is Ditto, the second is Magikarp (Magikarp Jump). Who is the third one? Eevee? Let's Go Eevee is a remake, so technically it doesn't count.
>>58243868Maybe, but lusting after minors is, all it takes is one little girl cosplaying as your favorite pokeloli for you depraved coomers to lose it and assault her
>3rd most watched trailer from this Nintendo Direct in YoutubeLittle Ditto Girl did BIG, guys
>>58239902The question I have is that will the game be more like Animal Crossing with a hint of Minecraft or will it be like DQ Builders and have a lot more substance to it. Because if it's the latter, I'm all for it, but if it's the former, I couldn't care less.
>>58244002Snorlax in sleep?
>>58243190>>58242761(a) ditto guards a time gear in one of the sky social episodes, doesn't it?
>>58244002>>58244061Detective Pikachu
>>58243765It's almost too good to be true. Ever since I saw that lil' shit in Blue I was hoping I'd get to play something like this someday. The concept just seemed too cool to be wasted on a random Pokémon.
>>58244056So far interaction conversation with pokes have been only with Bulbasur, if you can keep chatting with other pokemons and make friends with them would be more AC, if you barely talk with them, will be more like DQB, which could be more because of same developers
>>58244012lust is a sin but not a crimeyou have to act on it for it to be a crimegod will judge you though
>2nd most watched trailer in Nintendo Japan Youtube after DQ VII remake>3rd most watched trailer in Nintendo US Youtube after Mario Movie Teaser and Pokemon A-Z Trailerwe won, Dittochads, we won
>>58244087Pikachu has tons of games, the anime, and even some spin offs.Mascots don't count.
>>58244143>purple hairWAIT A MINUTE... CAN YOU CUSTOMIZE THE DITTO GIRL LOOKS TOO?
>>58239899Mega Ditto?
>>58241083PokePark also works on this logic.>tfw no third game
>>58244194.
>>58240840This is because the game is being marketed towards girls and women as a priority dummy. So of course the trailer has the girl version in it! They want the cozy audience.
>>58244160Yes, or can be ditto boy
>>58244242If you are a Ditto and choose to be a boy, you are gay
>>58241083Clearly thats why they bothered at all with being a ditto, to allow talking pokemon while keeping canon
>>58239899stolen idea
>>58242970To C&D Pixelmon instead since it actually uses the official Pokemon models hopefully
>>58239950Pokemon is literally just another word for animal. Humans are animals.
I'm honestly more excited for this game than Z-A or Gen 10.
>>58244255You could be either one depending on your mood, gay and straight mean nothing to the ultimate lifeform that is ditto
>>58239997>Doesn't have all Pokemon inNah, Pixelmon is better
SEEEEEEEEEX!!!https://x.com/karteka_/status/1966551093950722316
>>58242178>and that ditto is alone in the ball too anonThe ball got teleported there, it wasn't just a ball sitting there discarded for years. Also unlike the dex the ball looked pristine.>>58242197Yes, that much is obvious. Though why would it need an old picture to transform into it's trainer if it had clearly met them before? If it needs to see what it's transforming into, then it would need to go back to that dex every time, but we also saw it transform back into human-ish form again when it was just standing out in the open\ as a Ditto.>>58242365I assume removable. As for what happens, I guess that depends on if something that is a part of Ditto needs to remain physically connected to change with it, or if all parts of it can change even if separated.>>58242787Doubt it. The dexes were clearly designed to sell dex toys, but now kids are on their phones so I guess they will go with that now. At least they don't look as insanely stupid as the Rotomdex did. Seriously, every other dex at least looked like an actual device, even if clearly designed to be able to be made into a toy, the Rotomdex look like it was a rejected character design from a show for infants like Barney or Blues Clues or something like that. Shame because I liked the original idea, just horrible execution. The Phone rotom dex feels like them correcting that mistake.>>58243253Doesn't Alakazam have like a 3000 IQ or something ridiculous like that?>>58243506I feel like even it's trainer being dead is a stretch, now you are going for a total apocalypse? Who the fuck teleported it's Pokeball in then? That looked like the same effect we have seen things get teleported using technology in other games.>>58243687It wasn't, it activated when Ditto appeared.>>58243726Yeah I remember, it was supposed to be a one-shot in the anime and the whole point was that Ditto managed to overcome that handicap, but I guess it become so iconic that it's now a thing.
>>58244287She isn't paid enough to deal with that shit
>>58244908Are Nurse Joys even paid at all.
>>58239984Its actually stated that Dittos turn into rocks in the wild when they sleep to avoid being attacked by other Pokemon
>>58242043>Do we have any reason to believe this? That would be pretty dark for such a silly looking kids game.Have you never watched any anime, at all? "Obscuring a person's face in a photo with bright light or a shadow" is the universal shorthand for telling the audience a character died in the backstory (not used, in contrast, for a known character dying partway through the series), even stuff aimed at kids.
>>58240840The implication is the Ditto actually picked a form that looks like it's former Trainer, they go out of their way to cover their Trainer's face, so that ties in with you being able to customize your Ditto most likely
>>58242066Gen 9 literally talks about the how the professor gets killed
>>58240731This>captcha: 0GJVP
>>58245480I mean, one was paid in Gen... 5? And even told you "buzz off, is my time off duty."So I'd imagine yes. They get paid, and they spend it on booze.