Not only do you get poorly designed """Mega"""-Embellishments, but you have to wait months after release for them to be dripfed to you.
>>58244614i have to wait months for mega dragonite?
>pkhex>hack megastones in the gameez
>>58244614>ranked battlesIsn't this game 4 player shitfest ffa?
>>58244619Hackers will never be true Pokémon masters. You will never be a real Pokémon master. You have no ev training, you have no connection to your mons, you have no effort put in to getting egg moves, or shinys. You are a hacking illegalmon twisted by pkhex and transgender ideology into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.Gamefreak is utterly repulsed by you. Decades of evolution have allowed judges to sniff out hackers with incredible efficiency. Even hacked mons who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a Pokémon breeder. Your 0 attack and speed IV’s are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk judge home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected hacked nature. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be OK, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a carnivine, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll catch an ivysaur, tie a noose, put it around its and yours neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a Houndstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Pokémon hacker is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a game cartridge that is unmistakably hacked. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>58244614This type of system makes no sense. We should get them after beating story mode
>>58244774Pokémon hacking pioneered transgender theology. The idea of a “legal hacked mon” is so absurd and contains so much magical thinking, I was there years ago when the hackers “won” the argument for hacking and made it accepted by a majority. It was very clear they were pushing for a world in which everyone was a liar, a cheater, and not a true Pokémon master, or a true hero. This evil ideology has just a few days ago assassinated the great Charlie Kirk, who would never hack a Pokémon into his game. It’s time this stopped. Much like Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins, and was resurrected, so has Verlisify been crucified on the public stage, without sin, and he too will be resurrected and redeemed, because God is not a liar. We will enter a 1000 year rein of Pokémon with Verlisify leading the nations United against hackers and the forces of evil. The Pokémon world will collide with our own world, they are already here, they are coming. Cast your Brock into the Misty’s Ash, alight.
>>58244614LmaoLol even
>>58244614cry more, diddums, you'll buy it anyway
Not if you're an emuchad or a Cobblegod
Cope and seethe, they're rewards for talent and not being poor (aka brown)Aryan gods like myself will relish in rightfully earning the ability to use these megas with our heads held high in accomplishment and pride
