/vp/ - Great scott! It seems that in a freak, palkia-rela - Pokémon

Anonymous

09/15/25(Mon)02:23:20 No.58255278

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Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)02:23:20 No.58255278 Archived

Great scott! It seems that in a freak, palkia-related accident, and were thrown into a wormhole. You awaken to find you have swapped bodies with a version of you from a parallel universe. Worse yet, you've not only lost your balls, but your pokeballs aswell. You quickly check your things, and are relieved to find a set of 6 pokeballs in your bag. It seems that while this alternate you had similar tastes, her team is completely different. What is this new bizarro team?

also general trainer card thread.
https://pikateams.com/

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)03:52:50 No.58255480

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)03:52:50 No.58255480

>>58255278
I would rope. Nothing is worth being a female.

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)03:55:40 No.58255486

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)03:55:40 No.58255486

>>58255480
Would you rope before or after I fucked you in every hole and made you beg for more?

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)04:10:37 No.58255507

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)04:10:37 No.58255507

>>58255480
>I would escape rope.
nurse joy heals pokemon not srs on humans.

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)04:19:15 No.58255526

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)04:19:15 No.58255526

So I guess the idea is to pick some mons you might otherwise like but don't truly love right now? I guess for me that'll be
>Toxtricity
>Hisuian Zoroark
>Yanma
>Mandibuzz
>Sandslash
>Alolan Golem
These guys are fine but I never really cared too much about them but if I was a woman with similar tastes I could totally see particularly liking this set, and I think it would make for an odd but well-balanced (conceptually at least) team. As it is right now it would also habe only multiple Electric types (well and I guess Flying) and currently my least favorite type is Electric but only because I just happen to not care about most Electric mons. And my current favorite type is Poison, and Toxtricity might be my current least favorite fully evolved Poison mon... but that could have changed really easily, I never hated it.
That satisfy your AGPtism OP?

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)04:21:44 No.58255532

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)04:21:44 No.58255532

>>58255526
No the idea is that since your normal team is all pokemon you would fuck, the girl version of you is all pokemon you would get fucked by if you were a girl.

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)04:26:08 No.58255539

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)04:26:08 No.58255539

>>58255532
Not them but
>Gardevoir
>Carnivine
>Umbreon
>Magneton
>Hydrapple
>Gastrodon

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)04:27:02 No.58255545

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)04:27:02 No.58255545

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>>58255526
More or less. I figured making a team you like that isn't your typical main 6 people post in every team thread would drive more engagement.

~~also an excuse to post cute girl pictures~~

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)04:27:35 No.58255546

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)04:27:35 No.58255546

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>>58255480
Being female is for girls

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)11:18:02 No.58256565

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)11:18:02 No.58256565

>>58255545
gotta admit it made an interesting team, could never imagine using those myself right now but I could easily see a slightly different version of me picking them as my top 6.

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)12:10:48 No.58256694

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)12:10:48 No.58256694

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>>58255278
Meganium as alternate starter loyalty
Espeon as an eeveeolution
Sneasler for yas queen slaynanigans
Golem because I like Geodude but never used it because Golem doesn't interest me
Alolan Raichu instead of Raichu
Archeops is a fossil I like but have a hard time fitting on teams

Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)16:05:39 No.58257511

Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)16:05:39 No.58257511

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