Post your favourite pokemon and your dirty little secret.
I am not capable of loving the people in my life. Friends, family, etc. I try to be kind, but I hate having to lie to others.
Ive called ICE 54 time in the last year
>>58256849But do you love your Helioptile, anon?>>58256901Why?
>>58256908Maybe. If Pokémon were real, I don't know if I'd be a very good trainer.
>>58256908Because calling the cops at random on niggers is against the law
Steelix I broke off a relationship to confess my feelings to someone I saw as a close friend and she cut me off for it. Ever since I have been completely miserable because I gave up someone who really cared for me in order to pursue someone who was already close to me and lost both.Shit blows man, I’ve regretted it even after moving. I recognized my own worth and took it for granted.
TyphlosionI'm Jewish
Rayquaza. I’m a lolicon.
>>58256798I masturbate to various women (real and fictional) who get their mouths taped shut.
Charizard Y, I'm gay.
my depression is worsening to the point where i unironically believe i'll probably end up committing suicide by the end of 2026>>58256934that's rough, anon. i'm sorry
>>58256934If you didn't want her enough to stay, she wasn't the one.If she didn't want you when you confessed to her, she wasn't the one.You have all your cards on the table now and you're free to find the right person. Be glad you know where you stand.>>58256978We can be gay together bro>>58256996If you have nothing to lose, go get help? Talk to your doctor. Change your routine. Try new stuff.
>>58256996don't let anyone stop youif you want to quit it's fine
>>58256798I’m very sensitive and I always remember negative experiences I have with people more vividly and often than positive ones. I wish I was less like that because it is often over trivial shit.
>>58257074seek a therapist anon and I mean that in a kind gentle way and wish you eternal happiness
>>58256996> i'll probably end up committing suicide by the end of 2026please don't
i have very low self esteem to the point where it causes me crippling anxiety in my daily life out of fear of embarrasing myself because i am so shit at everything i do
>>58256798notice how nobody is revealing actual dirty secrets? they’re just ventinganywayI tried fingering a dog’s vagina oncefavorite pokémon is rayquaza btw
>>58257710Average rayquazafag
>>58257710Sorry I misunderstood the assignment
>>58256798As a child, I had some aunts and older female cousins who would undress in front of me, seemingly oblivious to any long-term effects that could possibly have on their young nephew/little cousin.I'm pretty sure that this is where I got my MILF/cougar fetish.I've even masturbated to some of them over the years, and once stole a pair of my aunt's panties.>>58256996It's not worth giving your enemies the satisfaction. Living a decent life is far more effective.
>>58257896woah, such a cliche linei'm sure anon won't kill himself now
>>58256901>brags instead of dropping a dirty secretCringe
>>58257710ohi misunderstood the assignment because im mostly upfront with my sexual tastes and haven't really done anything particularly nasty so it was hard to think of a secret in that regard my badin that case i guess the closest i could say is im a macrofag. yes i did the giant woman movies in bw2
I give my Beedrill an adamant nature and 31 attack and speed IVs whenever I do a playthrough with it. It still sucks but not as hard with it.
>>58257489Same dude
>>58257909He will if he listens only to your kind.Here's another cliche: I'd sooner kill those of you who piss me off long before I'd ever entertain the thought of throwing away the gift of life that I've been given.
>>58257489>>58257976If you were women this would be endearing
i fantasize about being a bratty loli getting violated by older men or at least my partner when im with him ( ive told him before but he forgot somehow and im too nervous to say it again:/)
>>58257987you just want to fuck them
In almost every board and thread I've frequented, there'd be one or more other anons showing dark desire towards me due to the rather unconvetional way in which I conduct myself. It happened in /vp/ so often that I ended up having to take a break from the board for a few years. If their art styles weren't drastically different, I'd think that they were all one person.
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>>58258023Sounds like you need a new man ;)
Meganium.I have a talent for being a homewrecker. I don't think i've ever fucked a woman who was single
>>58258209hi murdoch
I occasionally go through manic episodes where I sleep max four hours a day and don’t eat for 2-3 days. A family member tried to tell another I was anorexic but I got the rest of my family on my side to believe she was senile.Also Dreepy
>>58256977Your fetish is not nearly as upsetting as how you butchered that pic's quality
>>58256798i am not getting the glowies radar over a post on the pokémon board of 4chan
I've once had a dream that I was reincarnated as a succubus sitting in a auditorium full of other succubus. It felt like a orientation, where you're being introduced to your new life and what you need to know about yourself, etc. It was a brief dream and for the most part, I was looking at my tits and playing with them. But I still think about it, sometimes.
>>58256996Please don't. Seek help, every day is an opportunity don't waste it.>>58258023>but he forgot somehowHe didn't.>>58259700You already are on the glowies list anon. Feeding them a lot bad info is better than feeding them little good info.
>>58259701>for the most part, I was looking at my tits and playing with them.... were they big
>>58259724I believe so when I've looked down while observing my surroundings.
