Why did the first waifumon failed?
>>58257595wasn’t intended to be a waifumon
>>58257595No one likes politically-correct purple.
>>58257597???
>>58257598But she does nothing but kisses people.
>>58257595Because it wasn't a waifu, it was simply a mon.
>>58257604>ESL is confused!>it hurt itself in its confusion!
>>58257595Its ugly. Froslass is the true Yuki-onna
>>58257642Anon... Jynx isn't based on the yuki-onna...
>>58257631uh, mental illness?
>>58257595Pokemon hadn't properly solidified its design language, and as such a lot of the early designs (like Jynx) failed to land. To be honest most of the Kanto Pokedex suffer from too much early-installment weirdness to be successful today.
>>58257604You already used the past tense with "did" in your question, so you don't have to reuse it with "failed", the correct form would be "Why did the first waifu mon fail?"
>>58257663Weird thing to care about, but okay.
>>58257595It shouldn't have those side spikes. The sprites didn't have them until gen 4 and Ken Sugimori misinterpreted hair as dress spikes.
>>58257726Even the anime didn't have dress spikes. They just appeared one day and never left and it sucked.
>>58257595Delia's wife...
>>58257642anon7642Jynx is based on yama-uba
needs to be made sexier and to get an even sexier evo
>>58257595Because back then, the waifus were the women trainers, not the pokémon.
>>58257844this
>>58257986i was in love with nidorina as a 7 year old
>>58257726the gold sprite looks best by far
>>58257986Back then there weren't really "waifus" you basically only had Misty, Erika, Sabrina and Lorelei and that was it. Agatha if you're extra freaky but she's Oak's side bitch. If the anime didn't hard-carry Misty, waifus really wouldn't have been a thing until Johto>>58258788>Can't breed
>>58258831i didnt care about breeding back then
>>58257676it's an indicator of your brownness
>>58257595Too fat
>>58257642FroslASS is just as bad
>>58259183true snorunt is way cuter
>>58258788PBD?
>>58257652>not an ESLThat's even worse.
>>58257844This. All future depictions of Jynx should be based on Outta Sync's artwork rather than Ken Sugimori's. Jynx stonks would increase massively overnight.
>>58257595Too controversial in murica.
>>58257595no seperation between the head and body and the beady minimalist eyes. If you give her a neck and lapras' fuck me eyes she'd be gen 1 gardevoir.
>>58257595Does Nidoqueen not count?
>>58259966Not unless you're a freak like >>58258788 or me as I used to obsess over Nidoqueen as a kid. I'd use her in Stadium all the time just to see her shake her tits.
>>58257595Because retarded Americans thought she was a racist caricature of black people, and she was subsequently shadowbanned from the franchise. Even had a Mega planned, but they deemed it too risky to ever put spotlight on her again so they axed it.
>>58259980
>>58260042No, anon is talking about this.
>>58260426what were they thinking?
>>58260436Milkshakes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
>>58257598Spbp. Jynx was an amalgamation of Gen 1's ice type design principles (beautiful, feminine) and psychic type design principles (distorted, weird). She's a parody of a woman, a weird youkai-type monster that you could imagine having myths with slight alterations to the mon. Gen 1 was a pure time when any fuckable designs were purely accidental rather than intentional furfag baiting.
>>58257844Honestly, giving it an evolution that looked like this would probably help.
>>58257595She was initially black, and black women arent attractive
>>58260641Help what? Ruin the design trying to chase horny retards?
>>58257595Beacause a literal jewish negress from AmeriKKKa though it's parodying her disgusting kind of subhuman scum without any Neanderthal genetic admixture, instead of understaning that it's just a cheeky reference to some silly fashion trend popular amongst Japanese teenage girls back in the day.
>>58260498Jynx and Nidoqueen are the only pokemon with actual breast
>>58260796
>>58260674Yes.
>>58259571>>58259984>>58260760>bawww America is racist>bawww America is racist>bawww America is racist>hurr durr America is too sensitive and woke>but muh democratic socialism>MAGA>bawww America is racistThe Marshall Plan was a huge mistake. Notice how it's never "left-wing globalists are bad."
>>58260524Quality big brain post.
Would you like her if she looks like this?
>>58261069>"left-wing globalists are bad." Just have the guts to say 'Jews' like a non-cuck and stop pretending they're totally aren't the exact same demon worshippers behind the WEF.
>>58261883Nah. Too on the nose.
>>58257595it didn't
>>58262212Big mommy
>>58262134What nose?
Would a regional variant or cross-evo fix Jynx?
>>58263748I don't have it with me right now, but I remember an image where both Jynx and Smoochum had a fire regional version.Now that was a fun image, going from ice to fire. Sure, the Loua Dancer was too obvious, but it was a good look.
>>58260674>RuinYou either like Jynx for the potential sexiness of off model or you think it's shit. there's no in between. if you like jynx, you're a horny retard. it can only be improved by chasing horny retards.
>>58263816>there's no in betweenOh yeah, I only like Jynx because she is a bimbo wank bait. I don't like her because her pre evo can learn Ice Punch or kiss moves that confuse or reduce an opponent's abilities.I also don't like her because she is very fast, earning me the first move with ease. And I also don't like her because her Sp Atk allows me a great advantage with Psychic and Ice moves.Or I don't even care her body doesn't really exists, and she is only a projection of the actual pokémon (her yellow "wig")No, I only like her because she has DSL and she is a nigger so I can project my crappy degenerate fetishes on her. It must be because of that.
>>58262134How's this?
>>58263816i like jynx because i think ice is cool
>>58261883Hell yeah>>58263902And this too
>>58261883No. I just want Jynx to be traditionally cuter. Closer to >>58257844, but less coomerbait.
>>58263748I wished for a cross-evo, Jynx definitely needs stats, I'm just worried if it got an evolution it be a shit one, Electivire and Magmortar are infamously known to be pretty shit and Mr.Rime ditched everything that was good about Mr.Mime to become a horribly shitty slow mixed attacker. But like the other anon brought up, I wouldn't mind a Loua Dancer Jynx either, in fact I'm pretty disappointed they didn't do it during gen 7, Jynx already got shafted out of a Mega in gen 6.
>>58257595>waifumonJinx wasn't a waifu. She was mocking fashion trends.Also, she never failed in gen 1. She fucking dominated with her 30% freeze chance. Even post blizzard nerf, and even 25 years later, she still is a solid lead in gen 1 competitive.
It's interesting how I've seen it be argued both that Jynx and Mr. Mime are a duo. Yet also that Jynx, Electabuzz and Magmar are a trio.
>>58259571>>58259984>>58260760>we're arresting you for liking a social media post that questions Islam and says there are only two genders>but Americans are bad though
>>58266846It's literally America's fault Jynx is shadowbanned though?
Give regional form
>>58261883Too off-model and purple for me.
>>58257595she looks like the average AGP
Mega Jynx
