All board the ss sinnoh
>>58257679capacity size: 2000
>thicker than the snowbanks of route 217
>>58257679Fat fuck
>Hottest Eeveelution is ice typeironic
>>58257679an animal that walks on four legs doesn't need ass cheeks
>>58257889I agree. That's why it's a good thing that Pokémon aren't animals.
>>58257679that's a guy
>>58257900anything that walks on four legs doesn't need ass cheeks
>>58257679Lucario on the poopdeck!
>>58257679>All board the ass sinnohFixed it for you
I would piss on a glaceon given the chance.
>>58258045
>>58257829brap
Has anyone ever made a normal, non-coomer Glaceon thread? The other Eeveelution's fans are tame in comparison...
>>58257942bipedal animals also don't need ass cheeks, humans are the exception
Chappy time again!
stop making fun of my wife's fat ass please
>>58258137glaceon is literally the most sexualized pokemon, more than even coomer icons like gardevoir and lopunny. On rule34 they held a contest and glaceon won by a LARGE margin.
>>58259544Weren't they 3rd place? It's high for a quadruped and especially so after the Vaporeon copypasta got huge
>>58259604It was several years ago and it was some event .xxx held, or heck maybe it was another site, and it was basically smash or pass with pokemon, and glaceon won handily. Hard to track down now for some reason.
>>58259725they removed it sometime late 2024https://web.archive.org/web/20240918132851/https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=smashpass&s=topsmashglaceon placed 4th
>>58259744that's crazy, clearly I misremembered. I must have either seen it when it was not fully done or was looking at individual images or whatever. Thanks for linking it.
>>58257942
>>58259744>frosmoth at 37what the actual fuck
>>58259744yeah she was the top non-anthro rep
Why do women have big ass cheeks if it was men who did the long distant running when hunting?Oh right, to attract males. I paid attention in school.
Why are Glaceon fans like this?
>>58260745what kind of cub
>>58257679Hide zoophile threads
>>58260755The continuation to that is the Glaceon showing you an image of his balls when he was an Eevee
>>58260787gay
glaceon is very important
>>58259744>mfw my favorite mon ever is absent of both listsFeels good not being a degenerate
>>58262639>Bragging about having a Kanto birdmon as their favoriteYou are too old for this board, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xllan8Vf7yU
>>58260745>cub
>>58257889I'd post a pic of a fat tail sheep but that would surely grant me a 3 day vacation
He doesn't need to put any new forgis on the grill, cuz he's both a forgi AND the grill!
>>58259850Klinklang was also absurdly high IIRC
>please xaars please free up /vp/ for my shitty ads
>>58265952>>58264892you two should get a room.
>>58258137All glaceons are for hyper farting big brappers like shown in the op. This is canon to the fanon.
>>58268051>>582669384chan froze because of you
>>58264883that one seems like a meme answer, like "haha yeah i'd totally fuck those gears bro"i don't see frosmoth having the same meme potential. it's just a generic looking bug
Y does glaceon have more r34 than espeon?
>>58269645Glaceon has a straight up hime cut so its easier to humanize/sexualize, espeon is just a bald cat
>>58270570me on the right
>>58262639Good taste. Still my favorite early bird to this day
>>58257679Why does Glaceon has all that??
why does glaceon look like this
I want to cum inside of this pokemon
>>58277886dawn and n
>>58277108holy shit is this real???
>>58257679Why did Game Freak make Glaceon's backside look like this?
>>58285150to keep their trainers warm
WHERE IS THE FART PORN
>>58286116
>>58257888suace cant find this
>>58287131https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10806035
>>58287134thank
Cool fucktoy OP, but I know somebody who's gonna put her frosty holes into proper use way better than you would ever be able to . .
Glaceon? More like Ass-eon, am I right?
>>58259744So, Glaceon is the best non-fursuit waifumon.
>>58280227Was it rape?
>>58257864Tasty
new official magical girl outfit
>>58291569Always dress male Glaceons like this.They know nothing about human gender norms, the little faggots will prance around like the females they look like to us.
>>58291569cute
>>58291569It’s literally May.
fatass
>>58298492ice cream cake
>>58298492>>58299904fat fuck
>>58257679Teehee, wouldn't it be funny to dynamax this glaceon and have her sit on me with that big dumpy of her's.god imagine getting enveloped by a giant glaceon's fat ass rear end.
>>58289200>>58264872
>>58264872how did they get away WITH THIS
>>58299920If they don't want her eating all the ice cream, why is she in the freezer with the ice cream?
>>58301196I let her in.
Are glaceons the most culinarily talented eveelution?
>>58283322Where can I find a list/calendar of pokemon's days?
>>58259846There's a possibility you saw it after it became infested with inflated bot numbers. Rule34 has a problem with some hyperautist who uses bots to pump numbers up for content they want to see more of because they used to(or maybe they still do) commission art for contest winners or yearly top 100.Just look at the most fapped to characters on the site. Princess Peach used to be number one but the faggot botted a bunch of Seth MacFarlane characters to the top purely because he wanted to see them in the yearly art.
>>58304268fatass
>>58300330heaven
>>58284244Bratty Glaceon needs correction!
Glaceon is loafing around!
NWP >>> Chappy
>>58315176I’m making 3 new eevee threads every time you post this
>>58315181Based
>>58316013
>>58316033delete your post again coward
>>58316078thats right sissy, listen to daddy and delete it again.
>>58260745 what is the difference between bestiality and pokephilia?
>>58316132Bestiality = human x any feral creaturePoképhilia = any lewd depiction of Pokémon, like OP's pic.
>>58316132Bestiality = actual animals, which are unable to comprehend sex with a human and incapable of consent.Pokephilia = Pokemon, which are capable of comprehending sex and consenting.
>>58317325>incapable of consent Not getting your dick bitten off = consent in my magical realm thougheverbeit.
>>58316026Sex.
>>58317325>Pokephilia = Pokemon, which are capable of comprehending sex and consenting.>[Citation needed]Headcanon
>>58319336Consistently, in the anime.>BUT THE ANIME ISNT CANONOkay, the games then. There are several instances within the games where pokemon do or say something and humans can accurately determine what they want to communicate via their vocalizations or actions. Pokemon can accurately understand human speech in battle, and follow their orders to the letter regardless of how complex. These are mainline titles, not spinoffs. In Legends ZA, real time battles are a thing, which means the pokemon must be able to fully comprehend everything the trainer says to do as they're ordered in real time. There are also in-game instances of humans finding Pokemon attractive (the woman talking about Machoke) to support this, as well as the inverse (Froslass in PLA), and mentions of humans and pokemon being married (DPPt, in the Japanese). Ergo, since humans can fully understand pokemon and pokemon can fully understand humans, consent is fully possible between humans and Pokemon. If you deny this, then you are a fake fan tourist who needs to leave the board.
schizo dogfucking thread
>>58317689The eyes are kind of creepy.
>>58321775Do Glaceon seek warmth? Or do they prefer the cold? It's hard to tell with Ice-type mons.
>>58257998*Sinnoh assDo you even fix?
>>58325499queen
>>58257679BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>58321282Anon, please. I beg you… Fuck my Pokémon!
oh boy every eevee thread back on page 1
>>58327313Based Chappyanon saving the board, one bump at a time
>>58326359I feel like this type of play would be a common form of degeneracy in-universe.
Anyone else miss these threads, man?
Bump
>>58328774Where's your indian spam?
>>58328836My what?
>>58328877
>>58328893That's not me dude, that's a lot of schizoid green text that I don't want to read
>>58328950>that's not me dudesounds like something someone who that is would say
>>58328967And you sound like that weirdo who thinks everyone is the same guy from /a/
>>58329044There are only 4 people max here all samefagging
>>58329051I just miss the rp threads, man
>>58321775Devious naughty ruser plotting to take her place
>>58328893Explain why the fuck should I or anybody else even care about what Shaunkek does before getting banned again by jannoids who still don't get that he's using multiple VPNs to keep sperging out in public?Are you somehow even more mentally ill than him or something?
>>58332508That's not the vorequeer, it's some other fag that keeps spamming his copypasta in Eevee threads to bump them
>>58337314Who is this targeted at?
>>58328893Mental illness
>>58316132none, they are the samestop gooning to pokemon and repent to god
>>58341136make sure to bump the other 10 threads in the log too sister
>58342030 You do realize that I am reporting all of your shitposts without even reading them?
>>58342050Me too
>>58342243Aww this glacion is so cute
Me on the right.
>>58342243Why did they give glaceon such a massive forehead
>>58345042Cursed
>>58291262Ice dildos are so cool
>>58325558god I wish she'd brap in my mouth
Why is she so angry?
>>58357939>>>58264872
Page 9?Hello? Thread? You alive?
Stop sexualizing Pokemon
So what's the equivalent of the Vaporeon copypasta here?
>>58366530Make me you literally underaged shartynigger.
>>58366530sex
