1 month left. Justify this.
All of them deserve megas and Typhlosion is a filty pedophile
>>58259363What exactly do I need to justify I don't see any problems in this image
>>58259363I’d love to tell you that you can ignore them and get the Kalos starters but you can’t even get their mega evolutions barring greninja without having to wait a month after the game releases so shrug
I'm buying a copy, I don't care if you do or not
>>58259363you're a stupid whore who will spread her legs for the rapists at Game Freak ad buy it anyway like you always have and always will that's the justification Now stop making this fucking thread and kill yourself.
>>58259363We had lengthy discussion already. They gave regionals and megas to Slowbro and Raichu, Typhlosion couldn't make the cut because Nintendo pussied out at some kid googling Typhlosion and accidentally finding out what rape is. For some reason, they brought up the two Johto starters (both less popular than Typhlosion by a large margin), creating an unecessary Starter war and makind the entire Typhlosion situation more uncomfortable.The result of this dumpster fire of a starter line up:>3/4 of the players will just pick TotodileThat is it. There is nothing else to talk. The pig happens to be a shillmon that nobody liked, but Nintendo has to shove down our throat.
>>58259433sucks to be an embort.
>>58259363They're so unoriginal for adding only the gen 2 starters.
>>58259363Cute pige
>>58259438Why? “Embort” is still getting n overpowered shill form like all the Pokémon game freak loves. Seems pretty two genuine “emborts” who loved emboar all along and aren’t FreakLeak secondaries won bigly
>>58259363Sorry I can't this trio is dogshit
>>58259458>overpowered Yeah overpowered just like beedrill or absol lol
I'm failing to see an issue here, given I'm going to be beelining for Fennekin's spawn and replacing the handout with a wild-caught one.
>>58259496Pokemon is dogshit, so its a rather fitting trio. >>58259441yes, but Pokemon has never been original,
>>58259363Having two starters from the same region is so lame with all the possible combinations you can do
>>58259363Has everyone forgotten that we got Hisuian Typholosion?
>>58259570Hav you forgetting most "people"(and by people I mean retardd subhumans) here don't even now what typhlosion is outside of the Freakleak story?
>>58259438>heh, sucks to be a fan of [unpopular pokemon]this may surprise you but fans of unpopular pokemon usually dont give a shit about popularitynot everything is a popularity contest
>>58259570The same people who say that <insert less popular Pokemon> should get more attention are the same people who shit themselves when <insert popular Pokemon that received a lot of attention> doesn't get any for a single moment.
chadnium won
>>58259363Meganium is cool. Simple as.
>>58259499Unova is Game Freak's second favorite child (no points for guessing first favorite), They're going to make Emboar broken as fuck and most definitely shill the hell out of it. >>58259752I wouldn't call 1 regional form after 20 years of nothing (not even the most basic of buffs that most similar Pokémon get), then having that ONE (1) form of attention you've ever gotten immediately ruined by some bastard intern's fetish fic that turns out to be worst form blood libel and turns your species into a nothing but a pedophile joke "a lot of attention". But I agree with the general sentiment that anyone asking why Cyndaquil wasn't a starter for 2 legends games in a row (rather than the more logical question, like why the fuck are there 2 Johto starters?) is an idiot, but then again most pokefags are subhuman.
>>58259787Do you ever get tired of throwing hissy fits over the teraleak? You do know you're just making yourself a bigger target, right?
>>58259793reminder that the 1st comment is this shit >>5825937 completely unprompted. admittedly OP was being a faggot but its telling that the first comment somehow manages to be ten times the faggot that OP is
>>58259802And yet, against all odds, you still manage to be the biggest faggot here.
>>58259787>then again most pokefags are subhuman.They don't even know what they want most of the time.You can literally give them a "fast Ice/Rock Pokemon" that all of them (supposedly) seem to want and have it be the second coming of Regieleki but with higher attacking stats and yet they'll still cry over its typing. In reality they're just (heavily) triggered over the existence of Aurorus and Hisuian Avalugg like a libtard and Christianity (or a sexually frustrated white guy when a video game woman isn't a sex object as if they only "play" games just to get hard).
>>58259809nah its you
>>58259813>n-n-no u!!I accept your concession
>>58259816cope accepted >>58259818oh NOW you remember PLA? fucking secondary.
>>58259828>y-y-you're coping!I'm not the one throwing a hissy fit in every single thread over a "smear campaign" against a fictional flaming badger I have nothing to cope with, I'm fucking thriving over here
>>58259828>oh NOW you remember PLA?Who doesn't? It's the most well received modern pokemon game.
>>58259363You will buy it anyway lol
>>58259438sucks to constantly seek validation from other people
>>58259363>none of the three are from the right region>two are from the same region as each other while third's basically an outcast, and Cyndaquil got shafted>two come from "ambiguous monster" gens while the third comes from the "all three starters are based on real people from real countries because ???" regionCan't justify it, sorry.The only justification I've got is that Cyndaquil got shafted because it got H-Typhlosion back in PLA, but as for why TPC picked these three specifically, I don't fuckin' know.Hell, it'd be weirder if all three ZA starters were gen 2 mons, like, why gen 2?Even the Megas don't really fit Poke-France, so it's not like they give a fuck, anyway>dinosaur with flower on its neck, but with extra flowers>Feraligatr but a kid doodled on it to make it look cooler>apparently just Emboar with a spear(?)
>>58260107Pigsy is a real person?
>>58259433>The same chart again Seethe
Coping embort thread
>>58260435why would they be coping?
>>58259363I genuinely see no issue with this trio. I love all 3 and am happy for all 3
>>58260450That their contrarian pig is still the least popular starter of all times despite GF trying so hard to make it ZA main shillmon
>>58260473>>58259721
>>58259570shitsuian replacement < mega evolution
>>582593631 month1 city
>>58259570>implying anyone remember plass
>>58260458I'm so happy my boy got some love
>>58260487Likewise.
>>58259363My bros got a mega>>58259433Your pedomon was in Legends Arceus, quit crying like a bitch>>58259433Your pedophlosion rapist will never get a mega. Forever and ever.>>58259438Sucks to be a fan of a pedomon
>>58260493good morning embort
>>58260501mindbroken
>>58259363Should've been Turtwig instead of Chikorita, then you'd have gen 4, 5 and 2 like PLA, and you wouldn't have Chikorita.
>>58259363Should've been Piplup instead of Totodile, then you'd have gen 4, 5 and 2 like PLA, and you wouldn't have Totodile
>>58259363They should have just done the original Kalos Starters. No reason to jumble it up if all of them are gonna get megas.
>>58260489This is a bean
>>58259363I wanna punch chikorita in the face. Obnoxious little shitbag.
>>58260348Yeah, all three gen 5 starters are based on leaders from China, France, and Japan.Emboar is based on Zhang Fei from Romance of the Three Kingdoms.Source: Ken Sugimori.
>>58261008if they did that they wouldn’t be able to lock GRENINJA!!!!!! and the two shitter only kalosperm care about behind an NSO paywall
>>58259363pig :)
>>58259363Gotta love the Johto starters, so many good times with these 3 haha
>>58261138> Gotta love the Johto starters, so many good times with these 3 hahaGet it?! The jok is bort pig bring the imposter amogus lol !!
