Game Freak made the perfect Pokébro and nobody ever talks about him. What's up with that?
Faggot
>>58266202I prefer Milo
I like this unofficial pairing. Did they ever coexist on Mastersex yet?
>>58266202Any niche he could have had was overtaken by KIERAN from KITAKAMIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>58266256I think they might have appeared together in a Halloween event, and there's also this
>>58266202I don't like faggots
>>58266367Nothing too direct huh? That doesn't surprise me. Hopefully they're thinking about saving it for later. They should know by now that there's enough people looking for it.
the weird shotafags moved on to kieran
>>58266393Kieran is a much more rapeable character that's why. His entire personality hinges on being mindbroken while Allister is just your average SwSh character. Most people into male characters need actual depth or something going on for people to care about them. Since him and Bea are interchangeable due to being version exclusive characters, he doesn't leave a significant enough impact to make sure that you don't feel like you're missing anything important if you get the other version. Bea's the same, but girl, so people will be like "mmm, yes, tomboy sweat"I like Kieran, but I like Allister more. I think he's a cooler idea. Kieran is a much better character at the end of the day, but really Allister just suffers from being a male SwSh character that isn't Raihan or Kabu. Even Piers doesn't get much attention anymore
>>58266202I jerked off to her last night
>>58266202Built for /ss/ with Bea
>>58266202I've always loved him and him being so similar to Kieran (my no.1 fav) only made me love him more, but there's unfortunately not much to his character, like >>58266416 said. The most popular male characters from Sw/Sh (Kabu, Raihan, Leon) were the worst ones imo.Very glad he still has fans and Anons who post him!
>>58266202I think people are nervous to talk about itThat being said, he is extremely cute
>>58266416It's really not enough to be freaking adorable? If women gotta be that picky for a 2DQT, no wonder humanity reached the point it did!
Made for /ss/, period
i like porn of him with a big cock
>>58266202What makes him perfect?
>>58267297Yeah they've always been picky. They guise it under having high standards, but loads of cute boys get thrown under the wayside because they don't have enough screen time or diverse portrayal in order to get the attention they need. Kieran does. It's not enough most Galar Gym Leaders only get the development they desperately need in their League Cards which read like Wiki blurbs, but it's that all of the characters in the franchise do have in-depth bios we don't get to see which is why people don't end up really attaching to certain characters outside of their aesthetics. Allister's bit about nearly dying when he was younger is very cool. It isn't really ever relevant, but it's cool>>58268034Melony > Gloria > Hex > Bea regarding Allister's girlfriends btw
>>58269118Forgot Acerola. She's above Melony
allister feetalso kieran is a shitty discount allister*dabs*
>>58269118It's just so dark and sad to think about. You have mouthbreathing harpies whining daily about how waifu threads are 'polluting' the boards, when they have every right to do the same in return, and they just don't. Then it turns out that it's because they deem almost no one worth talking about.Not even homo. I have a slew of waifu I appreciate more, but I like the concept of both genders getting fair treatment. It just sucks that having to SUFFER or be straight up evil is the bare minimum criteria for any boy to stick.
>>58269118What about boyfriends?
Oops
>>58267297>>58269118you know what they say: men do, women are. even in fiction.
>>58270177It's probably why the husbandofag general exists because there isn't enough unity under an umbrella character to be able to persist in these threads. But also waifufags can be pretty hostile towards other waifufags (I'm definitely one of them) so the segregation tends to be better suited>>58271521Allister doesn't have much chemistry with male characters in comparison, I think. In this instance the MC ship means more to him so you can really self-insert being his boyfriend. If you go down the list of Galar boys it's not really too appealing>Raihan already is paired with Leon>Hop and Bede don't cut it>Gordie exists>Avery exists>Rose exists unfortunately>Milo is scuffed to all hell>His best option is literally just Galarian YoungsterMakes it unsurprising most of his content is either straight or self-insert coded. SwSh wasn't a big fujo gen outside of Raihan. I don't think it's going to persist very long in the minds of many because of that.
Hex's son.
>>58272780*sonhusband
>>58266208>>58266374If liking loli doesn't make you pedo then liking Shy Guy shota doesn't make me gay. Sorry-not-sorry, but he's way more interesting than Bea.
>>58273941>Shy Guy shotaAmen to that.
>>58271955Seems like something ghost pokemon would do...
>>58271955Based Gengar