My Kirlia is getting too attached to me (29m)What do?
>>58272128>(29m)Return to reddit.
>>58272128use her child pokepussy.
>>58272128>(29m)Didn't know europeans could get so tall, wow
>>58272128Evolve her.
>>58272128Why did you mention the exact size? Also, that's much smaller than what the minimum height a Kirlia can be. Pokémon height varies from between 40% bigger or smaller than their species' height shown in the Pokédex, which for Kirlia is 79cm.
>>58272199Pokedex heights are always representative of the average species height
>>58272128Get a job.
>>58272205I know, and my post didn't go against that. Also I just realised OP said "29m" instead of "29cm".
>>58272191>>58272199I think op meant he is 29 years old male.
>>58272128let him fuck your ass bro
>>58272128kiss her
>>58272241>realistic kirlia
>>58272128IF YOU'RE 29 METERS, THAT NIGGA IS 40 FEET TALL
>>58272191As opposed to americans who grow horizontally lol
>>58272241>this is what graphics whores wantdisgusting
>>58272195she would lose her sex appeal
>>58272128marry her, use an everstone for the jewel on the ring.
>>58272128Give her the D
>>58273244Great minds think alike.
>>58273271I'm not sure what she'll be able to do with this.
She's after all your head pats and candy, Op. Don't fall for the rock CDs and beer.
>>58272128what a cutie
>>58272241>We get a pokemon dating sim, complete with datable first and mid stage pokemon>The monkey's paw curls>nintendo HIRES THAT MAN for the game
Stop having inane sexual fantasies involving Pokemon
>>58274481They're not fantasies I need help my jackie chan tulpa got destroyed by my horny gardevoir tulpa because fighting is weak to psychic.
>>58272128i'm convinced her designers were pedos.
>>58274714>projecting
>>58274714didn't you see the origin of gamefreak thread? gf got their start with loli mags.
>>58274714Duh
>>58274714Kirlia is very cute.
>>58272286kek
>>58272241
>>58274448i wouldnt mind lol
>>58274714>i'm convinced her designers were pedos.all men are the japs just dont have a century of feminist brainwashing making them think its bad
>>58274714>i'm convinced her designers were pedos. Don't let americans hear this or they'll make him the next president
>>58274912why do americans consistently elect pedophiles as presidents if they claim to hate pedophiles?
>>58274961they're tsun
>>58274448Who?
>>58274726Didn't sugimori draw some? I might be misremembering.
>>58272267OP is a 29 year old male.
>>58275042newfag spotted
>>58274764What was expected of an ugly bastard
>>5827212829 months?
>>58274726>>58275062game freak started with arcade game guides. you're thinking of the fact that the mangaka of electric tale of pikachu did hentai.
>>58276222how could anyone say no to this?
>>58277500Gays could
>>58275062Yes, he drew this.
>>58277571And this.
>>58272128It's your mistake in choosing in raising a Fae Child, you should've read up about Fae Children, so you're stuck with her until Death that is if she even allows you to Die..So either get used to be the Father of a Fae or learn about Protections and Wards to Banish herDo you have any Salt(Weakens Fae Magic) or Iron(Act just like the Cross on Vampires or Silver for Werewolves when used on Faes), they also don't like the sounds of Church Bells, you didn't tell her you real Name did you because Faes can Soul Bond you, if they know your name
>>58272128You're 29 meters? Tall, wide, or around?
>>58277571>>58277574he's a cunnysseur.thicc lolis are the best kind, like Roll.
>>58277661I think salt is more water or steel vulnerability.pollution works pretty good at repelling and weakening them though.
>>58278311By me
Kirlia sex