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Did you know that dolphins...
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>>58272501
Why is the trigger red?
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>>58272525
because it's a dolphin dick
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>>58272525
So that the USA cops won't shoot your kids if they point a horny dolphin toward them knowing it's just a toy and not an actual real weaponized assault dolphin.
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>>58272501
Did you know that if you stick your dick in a dolphin vagina they can tear your dick off because of the muscles they have in there?
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>>58272607
that’s not true
it’s a myth
t. knower
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>>58272614
based zoophile
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>>58272607
I'd like to test this myth.
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>>58272501
Japan did it again
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>>58272607
What
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>>58272536
arent those pink
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>>58273700
If your penis is in a dolphin vagina they can tighten the muscles in there so tight that you penis will get ripped off, or so i heard
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>>58273715
>or so i heard
you fucked a dolphin didnt you
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>>58272501
Very nice
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>>58273715
Anon
Did they stitch your penis back?
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>>58273719
>>58273779
he didn’t fuck a dolphin though
the dolphin vagina tearing apart human dicks myth frankly doesn’t make much sense, considering that
1.horse vaginas don’t rip your phallus off
2.it would probably also rip off a dolphin’s phallus
3.the forbidden video proves this wrong
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>>58274875
>the forbidden video
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>>58274964
>Did you know



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