SKREEEEEEEEEE *squish* *squish* *squish*
>>58273219>*racist epilets*
>>58273219I love smacking these in the back of the head in PLA
>>58273219Sex noises
>>58273245It's a male and you are not the one doing the sex
>>58273250Gastrodon didnt say this
>>58273269Professor Rowan didn’t say this
>
>>58273250Hi shaunberg!
Uh oh, Shaunjeet needs to poo in the loo!
>>58273310Cute Gastrodon
'berg
‘don
>>58273250>>58273269>>58273277None of these words are on the Pokedex
>>58273492Makes me want to tickle him... If I didn't know that my hands would get all sticky afterwards
>>58273349what a pretty collection!
>>58273349Lmao, reminds me of Patrick when they adopt a clam baby and his 'work' suitcase is full of donuts
>>58273219Is Shellos one of the few Pokemon that gets cuter after it evolves?
>>58274287Togepi-Togetic-Togekiss?
east gastrodon's ears always reminded me of clown hair
Bro can't even get past page 10
>>58274497
Is the middle spot an actual third eye?
>>58274394togekiss is an abomination
>>58275579lmao shut up and hold this aura sphere nigga
>>58273219That's not the correct way to write its cry, there's an official onomatopoeia.
>>58273219Hear me out
What do you think happens when you put an East and West Gastrodon together?
>>58277433hate crimes
>>58277544Need an invoke prejudice edit
>>58277544slug on slug crime is a serious issue in sinnnoh.
>>58277433slug love it's a beautiful thing
>>58279206Majestic
>>58277544No, see, they totally get along just fine. Totally. Tota-Kill West Seas. Behead West Seas. Roundhouse kick a West Sea into the concrete. Slam dunk a West Sea baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy pinks. Defecate in a West Sea's food. Launch West Seas into the sun. Stir fry West Seas in a wok. Toss West Seas into active volcanoes. Urinate into a West Sea's gas tank. Judo throw West Seas into a wood chipper. Twist West Seas' heads off. Report West Seas to the IRS. Karate chop West Seas in half. Curb stomp pregnant pink West Seas. Trap West Seas in quicksand. Crush West Seas in the trash compactor. Liquefy West Seas in a vat of acid. Eat West Seas. Dissect West Seas. Exterminate West Seas in the gas chamber. Stomp West Sea skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate West Seas in the oven. Lobotomize West Seas. Mandatory abortions for West Seas. Grind West Sea fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown West Seas in fried chicken grease. Vaporize West Seas with a ray gun. Kick old West Seas down the stairs. Feed West Seas to Feraligatr. Slice West Seas with a katana.
Considering that Gastrodon supposedly was intended for Ruby and Sapphire, do you think they would have made them version exclusives?
Oh welp, this is the end. It was fun while it lasted
>>58273219It sounds like fisting a marmalade jar
>>58273219Skereeeeeee~
Soon
wheres that fat pink gastrodon playing the nintendo switch with little hearts
>>58281538nvm i found itfast zesty ass slug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Te7QAsH6w
>>58280969give a slug a little privacy, sheesh!
>>58277544i'm gonna include a scene in a fangame i'm working on where a professor develops a prototype pokemon to human translator (among other things) and one of the main cast members hands it to her gastrodon to see if the pokedex entries are truewhich will inevitably be censored so i can post the game on other sites but you can very accurately guess what the gastrodon is saying
>>58281565So fast!
>>58284776It's what's in this spoiler>>58280032isn't it
>>58283449cute!
>>58277544>Eats sand>RacistHoly shit I didn't know I had a favorite Pokemon>A fierce battle will occurI'm imagining like a walrus fight where they're just bumping into each other as hard as they can, but it's way slower and softer because slugs.
>>58280196do we know they had the design differences in rs?i think i only saw the west version sprite. i bet it would be like arbok or deoxys formes
>>58273219WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING SUPPOSED TO BE? IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING.
>>58286054A funky colored slug with three eyes
>>58285439nah her gastrodon will be west sea because i think it's more fitting for the rival in questionhowever a different rival happens to have a poison/dragon regional variant of gastrodon based on a blue glacis (picrel) so maybe that could still work>>58286220the center "eye" is just a marking
>"Once it catches prey, it will slowly melt them with its mucus before slurping them up."
>>58286437
>>58273255>>58273278>He didn't SAY that!
fishe
>>58273294Holy fucking based.
Give toxic
>It apparently had a huge shell for protection in ancient times.>Still no evolution via AncientPower
>>58286054
i still remember that one thread where pink gastrodon mind broke a shartyfaggot
>>58286404No, it has three eyes
>>58288559the official games disprove your headcanon
>>58288849Where does it say it's a marking?
>>58273219One of my favorite water and ground types. I might skip za if Gastrodon is missing from that game.
>>58289475based
>>58282469well hello there
Give shell smash
>>58290996no shell
>>58291025still exists as the differently colored parts of its back
>>58281124>Tue May 11 2010 18:16:45 GMT+0000damn...
>>58292530Was this drawn before Shiinotic debuted?
>>58289060it's right here in an official game >>58273249
>>58294269Not sure if I can trust that since GF isn't consistent with animations, like Blastoise's cannon animation in some games
>>58294286>FANFICyou missed pride month by at least 100 days
>>58294558What? I was talking about Blastoise's animation for water related attacks not coming from its cannons
>>58277549
this critter is apparently considered a cow by TPC
>>58286054it's supposed to be a dog
>>58280943the ride never ends
When are we going to get a North Side and South Side? It'd be cool if they got a equivalent but different set of abilities. My suggestion: Liquid Ooze/Water Absorb/Sand Spit
>>58297466Cool, more war crimes
>>58297466northgger
>>58297466Those two were already racially cleansed
PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>58295929Apparently slug is written with the kanji for cow for some reason
he fly
>>58273219
>>58277544>GAStrodon>can't gas the jews
>>58295929>>58299165The name the Japanese use for real sea slugs is "sea cows." >The tentacles on Gastrodon's head are shaped like cattle horns, which may be a visual pun on 海牛 umiushi, Japanese for sea slug, derived from 海 umi (sea) and 牛 ushi (cow; cattle).
Can't believe this thread stayed up for a week. Guess people do like Gastrodon
>It's cry is just a field recording of it having sex
>>58301754what does gastrodon milk taste like
bump
Why he always pissed off anons?
>>58302040>cute>racist>not a shitmon>comes in various colorsmultiple reasons
>>58303002euphoric
>>58305680/vp/‘s pokesona
>>58307004best friends
Got mine the masterball ribbon \o/
>>58308678Give headpats
>>58273349She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
I keep doing playthroughs of games where I try very, very hard to use nothing but Pokemon I've never used and Gastrodon is one of those things that just keeps brute forcing itself into my team anyway. Too convenient. Always seems to fill a niche that I'm lacking. Not just in DPP either, it keeps ambushing me.
>>58312436cant pass the gas
>>58313126adorable
>>58312436that's ground types for youname a role and there's a ground type that can fill it and likely also cover some other roles too
I got four of these fully EV-trained that I cycle between because I couldn't decide what nature I wanted when I was breeding perfect ones. They work well with so many. Harrigan is Sassy, Mulligan is Relaxed, Garrity is Calm, and Moe is Bold. Moe is the token West Sea, he's one of the good ones.
>>58314285Earthquake goes brrr
>>58312436me with togekiss
>>58315467Togekiss is the goat
>>58316940i wish gastrodon was as big as fanart sometimes tends to depict it asit should at the very least be larger for surfing purposes, like horse sized or so
>>58286454GIWTWM
*nibbles*
bumo
>>58318227Get you an alpha one in Legends Arceus.
>>58273219Is want to touch that yellow fin thing on its side
>>58322467Both mons in that image should get dragon dance
>>58322467east seahorse
>>58324355aww
>>58273219Everyone always includes Floatzel in the "generic Sinnoh team" meme picture but I always use Gastrodon. The typing is great and it looks goofy. Basically Quagsire but better.
>>58325780they know what you've done
>>58321483
>>58325798Those pictures are never accurate for me either. No Gastrodon, no Bronzong, no Hippowdon, no Toxicroak.
>>58295074
>>58327138this image makes me want to hug a gastrodon long enough for my pain to go away
>>58327138They're all so derpy
I think thy should make it a mega evolution, don’t you?
>>58327173nah, give it a regular evolution for eviolite purposes
>>58273249Funfact - slugs are hermaphrodites, they have both male and female organs and usually their mating rituals involve fighting over who will fuck who.
>>58327138such a kino type combo, not a single bad design here
>>58328782Thought she had a tumor on her head from the thumbnail
>>58327346brings a new meaning to "your mom gay"
>>58328782what the shellos doin
Me on the left.
>>58331266you're a manlet
>>58332389catfish
Bestodon>>58273225Nigger
>>58327131>Mprh, mprh! *squish squish squish*
>>58287514
>>58333452i have an idea
nigger
>>58335358>japanese name says its a cow>canonically hateful towards other pokemoncrazy how much this fits
https://youtu.be/XTDccvaP9c4?si=kUeWoXDXcecUz_vTRare urban Gastrodon footage.
>>58327131HE CAN'T SEE!
>>58337189>uh, hello, fellow buizel, just keep doing your thing, no race war here, just wholesome slug fun
>>58339695kys
>>58338384cute happy family
>>58280032but west sea is the pink one which is obviously White though?
>>58344937I feel really really bad for you and your mental state.
>>58327126...!?
>>58280994The sounds like... it would be oddly satisfying to listen to.
>>58343865West Sea = warm watersEast Sea = cold watersEast Sea Gastrodon is a proud viking slug from the frigid waters of IcelandWest Sea Gastrodon is a noble maori slug from the blood-soaked New Zealand shoresThey understand one another, and that is why they fight
>>58326090lol cute
Last words?
