Thoughts on Meloetta?
offmodel sexo
>>58280784I wish she looked younger, with a more prepubescent quality like Kirlia
>>58280784the form change mechanic is shit
second form was a waste of resources
>>58280784for some reason ALL of her porn is really bad
>>58280790She doesn't have big tits in this one, tho.
>>58280800We shouldn't pander to pedophiles
>>58280810One more pedophile pandered to is one less child harmed
Meloetta should get a third form based on Miku. Make it Normal/Electric type.
>>58280790>Referring to characters as being "sexo"You must be atleast 18 years old or older to post here
>>58280806Honestly, which pokemon even has the best porn because it's all OC shit.
>>58280784i think the tet- i mean, pirouette form is veeeery cute!
>>58280801Should've been allowed to hold on to the swap after the battle.
>>58280919It's a good thing she's mythical. Men cannot be trusted with a submissive and feminine humanoid Pokemon like her.Maybe she's rare in the first place because her species were captured en masse as sex slaves in the past, and driven to near extinction because they cannot bear children with human seed.
>>58280983Damn, that's crazy.
>>58280998What would a Pokemon know about shame? They're naked in the wild their whole life. They should feel no shame when I dress them up in slutty miniskirts and naughty panties then command them to show it to me.
>>58281038She has a Bashful nature.
>>58280784Boogie sells her well
>>58280784Why are all the best waifumons green?
>>58280784I don't get why it's a normal type.
>>58281115>vorefaggotryno thanks
>>58281122So is roundSo is singWhy wouldn't Meloetta be normal
>>58281122she seems pretty normal to me anon
>>58280820We should just round you all up and kill you.
>>58281119Yeah like Kirlia, Meloetta and Steenee. It's weird because, aside from lolimons, all the other waifus are pink
>>58281125i dont think you understand who im talking about
>>58280806the boogerman pozzed meloetta forever
>>58281179>leafgreen is my first game>green is the official lolimon color>i turned out to be the kind of guy who is really, really attracted to lolimonsGod sure has a wicked sense of humor
>>58280893Gardevoir unironically
>>58280893Hypno because he fucks actual Pokemon characters
>>58280784My favorite pokemon.
>>58281361Good fan art>>58281395It's not badly drawn,but bad fan art
>>58280784shes my favorite waifumon just want to spoil the idol and give her headpats and snuggles>>58280806>>58281198i know that way too well and it fucking sucks>>58281417hard agree with you but at least both images makes her thighs so squishable and lickable
>>58281225>i turned out to be a pedoftfy
>>58280784I prefer her alternate form.
>>58280784too white
>>58281758a man of high culture
>>58280784Isn't this pokemon friends with Hatsune Miku officially now?
>>58282016yes, as a matter of fact she is!
>>58282016What? Uhh no!
>>58281702spelling out obvious implication award
>>58280784Living onahole. Shame you don't see much of that with her.
>>58281122Could be Fairy, maybe, but really all the sound-based moves are Normal type, as far as I can remember.
>>58282392Are you a strong enough man to lift her with your dick?
>>58282497>14 lbsidk about that guy but my dick is easily sturdy enough for this
>>58280806Tosx begs to differ
>>58280784> just realized her stats sucked assWhat a shame>>58281758Finally.. an excuse to post picrelHow long has it been? 2018?
>>58280784sexy
>>58280806it's actually insane, she doesn't have a that small of an amount but it's like 95% pure ass>>58280893meowscarada has very consistently good porn, i think the more modern pokemon in general doprobably a combination of every good/popular artist under the sun drawing them because it's free engagement and not enough time to develop stupid dogshit trends
>>58281758besides not liking her hair and her shiny (i hate the neon purple compared to the nice mint green aria form gets)i love this formi like the flower like dress, the fact she shows more of those beautiful legs and she becomes more of a flurty brat in this form >>58282703her pirouette is good in battle but the problem is that you need to spend a turn and a moveslot for it and shes not that bulky so she'll be in kill range even if you do pull it off.
>>58281605leave her poor thighs alone!
>>58281188You said "Boogie". As it happens, there's an artist with the same name who draws Meloetta vore porn. Who the fuck else could you be talking about?
>>58284000Barack Obama
>>58283374You can make her bulky with HP investment, but that hurts her ability to be fast and hit hard in pirouette form. You might be able to make use of that form in doubles with the right support, but since she can't use choice items, you'll be lacking in speed or power compared to other heavy hitters and glass cannons.
>>58284000
>>58284015>>58284191>Obama and Oogie Boogie are both MeloettafagsHoly shit based
>>58284431MELON-etta
>>58280806i know that feel
>>58282209Sneaky
What does she see?
>>58285168Considering she is sweating, but also drooling, I'd imagine she is seeing something spicy.Maybe a curry dish? Or a spicy pasta.
>>58285263or she's both flustered and aroused as she's about to perform a blowjob
>>58285453if your dick is breaded and fried with green onions and parmesan on it you've got bigger concerns than a blowjob brother
>>58285712Don't let this distract from the fact that Meloetta has a monstrous 128 ATK. Little whore got hands...
>>58285875Only Pirouette. Aria forme is 128 Sp. Attk.
>>58285875funny little hands
>>58285875>higher attack than arceusb-bros?
>>58285957Dainty little ladymitts that should be kissed
>>582807849/11
i want to give meloetta a muffaletta
>>58281702
>>58285957i want to hold it and never let go
>>58285957Do you think it makes a squeaky sound?
>>58285875I need her to pin me down and pulverize my Pdoecock with her hips
>>58280784Would
>>58286184That post warranted an image of this nature.
>>58287312without a doubt
>>58286228Cute
>>58280893>Lapras H-DoujinsOn-ModelZero human mammary glands, 100% archaosaurus cloaca
>>58287312maybe. something dumb i think she could do is when she strokes her hair she could make either violin or guitar noises cause her hair is just one part a single long ribbon >>58288056>sausage fingers>hooveskinda cursedthe face is cute but it gives "girl with slappable forehead" vibes (not that i would do that to her shes too cute)
>>58288577Curvy
Would Meloetta appreciate hood rap? Or, at the very least, would she appreciate /mu/?
>>58289388meloetta is a real OG, you already know
>>58289388>filenamehttps://youtu.be/0itOCgJtNVU?si=xRIt62vTi768B3VZhttps://youtu.be/9mewe3GFGWM?si=MtbVQGvO9QEk-SFShttps://youtu.be/N06ImNoXss4?si=l8uDhBjMJK0bzvs-i think if you made her listen to anything like this she'd keel over and vomit
>>58289428nah meloetta told me personally she fucks hard with digbar
Post music you think Meloetta would like. I'll start. https://youtu.be/Y8JPXwst6P4?si=LQ8V4n2kuS76z2ZG
>>58289508https://youtu.be/0iVlSNpq8i8
>>58289508https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eaFlJQGtBeM&pp=ygUXYW5vdGhlciBkYXkgaW4gcGFyYWRpc2U%3Dhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA&pp=ygUUUHVzaCBpdCB0byB0aGUgbGltaXQ%3Dhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIedNTwiwLchttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H2OWC5Hosv8&pp=ygUSaGFyZCB0aW1lcyBqZXR6b25zBlasting THE 80s bangers for my gal meloetta in the backseat
>>58280806I've seen good porn but it's only futa
>>58289508https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPAl5qDwIb0
>>58289508https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85Ts8jI0KhY
>>58289508https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dgUbRpdUN1w&pp=ygUSc3VycHJpc2UgYnV0dHNlY2tz>>58289618KINO, she'd try really hard to form coherent words to try and sing along
>>58289508https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo_N9_ZFBhs
come on folks, give her something to really bust it down to!!!!https://youtu.be/rm1RuZzbtus
>>58289496>22 GrandOf course she would, he made a song about her..
>>58289962Nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqBihxYEzEw
>>58289962Lets boogie!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xevDjSS9vTk
based thread, I love meloetta...
>>58290198NO BOOGIE NO!
>>58280784I just love her cute round face
I will pour caramel syrup on meloetta's legs and lick it off clean.
>>58290198https://youtu.be/e-LeujZNV08?si=HNHwKpwdLxHUtpbx
>>58290136only pirouette form has a penis, and that's only when it would be REALLY funny
>>58280784plap plap plap
>>58280784She is the cutest waifumon and also the most underrated.>>58280919>>58280998>>58281075>>58281361Source?
>>58293397I think is AI, which is a shame. Meloetta is an underrated lolimon.
Meloetta - Forma de Miku
>>58293442
>>58293442bald lol
>>58293448>Not normal/electricCriminal
>>58293442Why is she trying not to laugh?
>>58293397https://x.com/eye_ino/media>>58293429It's not.
>ctrl+f BoogieThis curse will follow Meloetta forever, won't it?
>No Opera form Meloetta that's Normal/Ghost>No Rap form Meloetta that's Normal/Dark>No Idol form Meloetta that's Normal/FairyWhy does Gamefreak hate Meloetta so much?
>>58293459It's been a long time since I've been happy somebody corrected me in this site.Thanks!
Meloetta is what Celebi should've been in the anime
My Khan, your best poachers bring you a rare, exotic Pokemon from a distant land to add to your team! What is your first order of business?
Fitting pair
>>58280784My favorite Psychic type.I have that anniversary plushie that's roughly the size of her proper.
>>58294002Execute the barbarian who hurt her and then execute the barbarian who made this slop
>>58293429I also thought it was AI but it wouldn't be a shame, if it looks good its good. Meloetta needs more pics
>>58294358BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>58294002>on-model slop>>58295897>off-model art
>>58296208Is like that "one man, two buttons" meme.Either you get accurate slop, or get art with soul but questionable quality.
More Melo!
>>58297353they're like catdog...
>>58280842>muse pokemon>there were 9 muses (singing, dancing, instruments, poetry, hymns, history, comedy, tragedy, astronomy)Meloetta not having 9 forms is a sin on itself. I'd love comedy/tragedy melo forms
>>58297353Cute
Idgaf about any kind of mythicalshit
>>58294002Kekaroo
>>58297610dude i would beg and plea that they would make the comedy form a clown girl or acrobat that is all i ask
>>58297610>Meloetta not having 9 forms is a sin on itself. I'd love comedy/tragedy melo formsyou WILL get a regional meloetta with a hat and a mustache/beard and you WILL love it
>>58280893i don't really know because i stick to my own little fetish niches, but if i had to guess without actually checking i would guess something like inceleon or greninja, a pokemon that primarily appeals to female coomers since they're much less likely to draw anthroslop or weird fetish shit.
>>58280784Definitely in the top 10 pokemon I'd fuck the shit out of.
>>58289962come on, /vp/, i know you've got more ENERGY in you!!!https://youtu.be/Dtqgwh8Oj_E
>>58301089More energy!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifs4zmWD3ms
>>58280784I struggle with my feelings for her.I am not a gooner and I hate legendary Pokémon, but I have always had a soft spot for Meloetta and for some reason she has always kind of turned me on (in-model only though).So I avoid trying to engage with her in any capacity. I feel disgusted whenever I am attracted of female characters. I force myself to prefer males.
>>58302196Don't fight it, anon. Listen to your straight thoughts.
>>58302546Cock only. No females. Specially no spindly weird monster.
>>58302196nothing says that meloetta is female actually>gender is unknown due to legendary status>all dex entries are gender neutralyou can say meloetta is a male and has a peanits if you want and you'd be just as right as the people who say she's a girl with a vagineer
>>58302670Meloetta is designed to look feminine. There is no doubt about it. Finding it attractive means to find certain feminine trait attractive.I have no idea why I like it this way. There is a je-ne-sais-quoi that attracts me. And I was super sad when I was a kid and couldn't get it in-game because it was event only. But maybe it's a blessing in disguise.
>>58289496>big dick kyuremhide your zekroms and reshirams...
My guy has a clear favorite
>>58302693Those aren't threads. They are part of her skin and are smooth.
>>58289962>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai69MeKWurI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpdREpvtNh0>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD4TFzkY5F0
>>58289962>>58303265>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0JxdwthJTY>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPOXhIlAy4g>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_eBo2YfKPI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjpu0-o9iek
>>58289962https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDBTHh0pDJIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yetBsgViVvMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmmyRzx0UVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjfuDSPde_g
>>58285168>>58285453>カレーanon is right, it's just curry
>>58280784cum idol
>>58304120She has a really pretty voiceLet's see if her throat can handle a pounding
>>58304539Please be gentle, anon.She's got a long career ahead of her.
>>58302196This guy just outed himself as gay
>>58306670>outing yourself as gay on 4chan a.k.a. FaggotlandYour point being?
>>58302196>Trying to force yourself to be gay against your actual predisposition just to avoid le ebic memesturbation addict accusations>randomly just hates anything with a legendary status regardless of the actual design (this is a mythical)You got brain problems mate. Probably poisoned by social media. I would say I feel bad for you but you did this to yourself.
>>58306865>mythicalaka legendary but rarer
>>58306820Go back home pls>>>/lgbt/
>>58306934Yes, and?