Hey guys, did you know that in terms of cuddling, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of cute animals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human hugs, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough when you playfully wrestle with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that a happy Vaporeon would be incredibly cool, so cool that you could easily hug one in the summer for hours without getting hot. They can also learn the moves Helping Hand, Protect and Calm Mind, along with not having fur to clean up around the house, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to be a supportive friend. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue after a long walk with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you feed it enough Moo Moo Milk, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human love and friendship. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take hugs all day, and still come for more.
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>>58292905What a sweet and wholesome post.
>>58292972Reminder that Vaporeon, like all eeveelutions, is bigger than a malamute. Don't be fooled by how cute they try to make themselves.
>>58292905In terms of putting on minstrel shows that get you banned from the burlesque theatre, Jynx is second to none.
Sylveon is the most huggable Eeveelution because they can use their feelers to hug their trainers back. >>58293051Malamutes are cute. I need a fairy malamute.
>>58292905But which Eeveelution is the worst for cuddling? My vote goes to either jolteon or flareon
>>58293135Flareon would be great in the winter because of the warmth one would provide.
>>58293051But big dogs ARE cute.
>>58293169And Glaceon would be best in the summer.Umbreon has poisonous sweat so probably not the best for hugging.
>>58293135It's established in the show that Fire Pokemon are in control of whether their fire burns you or not. If a Flareon trusts you, I'm sure it would be very nice to hug.
>>58293194You won't think your vaporeon is cute when they figures out how to open the door and decide that it's cuddle time. You will wake up to a big fish dogfoxcat using you like a pillow.
>>58293217Everyone invades Glaceon's personal space in the summer, and presumably does the same with Flareon in the winter.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzBLYnlHavM
>>58293261Never too big to cuddle.
>>58293267cute
>>58293277>The cute and portable cat sized eevee after one evolution
>>58292905You do realize this is basically "I dare you to find a better Pokémon to the job than this one".Vaporeon is not even the best mon in term of bonding.
Big Eeveelutions are cute!
Fluffy Chappy time!
>>58292905My violet version Vaporeon uses water pulse, double edge, aurora beam and bite. It's too damn hard for me to get TMs and all the other pokemon I have learned up all the good ones. If I get desperate for more moves, I'll bite the bullet, buy pokemon home and send it to legends Arceus.
>>58294223Give that poor boy scald.
>>58294223You know Pokemon Home is free, right? You ain't gotta buy anything
>>58292905water is never comfy to hold
>>58292905>Vaporeon would be incredibly cool, so cool that you could easily hug one in the summer for hours without getting hot.Well summer is over and it's -20 degrees where I live right now. Fuck off Vaporeon, get over here Flareon.
waggywaggywaggywaggywaggy!
They are also great to split a KFC bucket with.
>>58301108If you pour a beer onto a Vaporeon, could it absorb it into its body and get drunk immediately?
>>58301770I miss when the different games had unique sprites/models for the characters.
Hey guys did you know I'm a mental retard
>>58301967Thanks for sharing.
>>58301770Makes me feel nostalgic
Hug?
>hey guysI guess that's it*BOOOM*
subtle typedo thread
>>58304823BTFlOsion
>>58306089They are a pocket monster
>>58301775Beereon is being saved for the Germany region
