>this is an average school lunch in unova
>>58295134Looks way better than what I got in school at least
>>58295134Looks way better than my daily brunch and dinner. I want to die btw.
>Unova is being accused of something>Not a picture from Unova Nine times out of ten. Pokéssad isn't sending their best.
>>58295212Blueberry Academy is in Unova
>>58295134>No beverage to wash down this hearty meal
I want donut flan...
>>58295134Those fries look canadian. They’re always doing shit like that.
why do unovans think gummy worms are a meal
>>58295134Looks decent, just replace the candy (why are there two desserts?) with something like a juice box.
>>58295324They aren't. Did you somehow miss the ramen + udon + fried chicken, animal style fries, and donut topped with flan topped with a blueberry and whipped cream also on the plate?
>>58295134Donut desert thing, loaded fries, ramen and belly jeans?
No where near enough corn syrup and seed oils for it to be considered a proper Unovan meal.
>>58295134I just wished it was a bit healthier, is this much sugar necessary for a meal? Why couldn't I get an apple, orange or a few berries instead? I'm a fat bastard, but of the Kantonian backwater variety, so I pack a ton of muscle too and I enjoy some greens and fruit to pair up nicely with dishes, I don't get why city folk like Unovans can't just learn to enjoy some greens, Blaziken stroganoff with shiitake shrooms, broccoli with moomoo cheese, a bit of lettuce and tomato salad are delicious, healthy and easy to make, plus they're stuff that's healthy to share with your Pokemon too, I think even my Lickitung and Muk would enter cardiac arrest by eating this much candyslop.
>>58295215Keep telling yourself that...
Here's the other dishes offered at Blueberry Cafeteria.
>>58295403
>>58295407
I just can't understand why gamefreak bothers with nonsense bullshit like this. I didn't go into a single malasada shop in sun, and I didn't talk to a single guy at the cafe in every pokemon center.
>>58295471You're supposed to talk to every single character. Have you never played a roleplaying game before?
>>58295489Yeah, I didn't WANT to talk to every single character because I didn't think it would be FUN. I also ignored the rotomdex, never used a single z-move, and used potions/ethers/heals to heal up instead of using the pokecenter. Because that's how I wanted to play the role playing game.
>>58295471>>58295499If you're going out of your way to play as dull as possible then that's on you. Don't complain about features you're actively avoiding.
>>58295534>dull is when you don't waste time faffing about with coffeeshops and gawking at food instead of playing the gameI want to play pokemon, not cooking mama or gordon ramsey's hell kitchen the movie the game.
>>58295356those are the side dishes
>>58295538Fine. Then stop complaining about the cooking mama and hell's kitchen aspects you're deliberately choosing not to interact with. You're avoiding it, so it doesn't affect you. Go somewhere else.
>>58295540>those are the side dishes
>>58295547>>58295471>I just can't understand why gamefreak bothers with nonsense bullshit like this.I don't understand why they do it, and you just yap back at me, saying, "WELL JUST DON'T INTERACT WITH IT THEN"lmao
>>58295471The blueberry ones are ok. The most expensive gives you shiny 1 for everything
>>58295561What does this mean?
>>58295557They do it because people like it. You clearly don't, so it's obvious they're not making it for you.There's nothing for you here. Why did you even enter this thread?
>>58295569Blueberry food is pretty good.The most expensive food you can get from Blueberry gives a weak buff that ups the shiny chance for all Types.
>>58295569Ordinarily to get the meal effect "Sparkling Power", which increases the odds of shiny Pokemon of a given type appearing, you need to use Herba Mystica ingredients in your sandwiches. These can only be obtained in high-level Tera Raid Battles. The Academy Special meal, which costs 150BP, gives the meal effect "Sparkling Power: All Types" at level 1, meaning you just find more shinies in general from eating it.
>>58295552please delete this photo of me
>>58295410That sauce -to-cheese ratio is unacceptable. >>58295134>'the stuff of dreams'>selected by Director Cyrano himselfHow is this guy not fat and/or diabetic? Also, man needs to expand his palate. (That menu's pretty lacking.)>no expense was sparedI guess that would explain (part of) it.
>>58295552I wish I were an obese Unovan...
>>58295571I've never heard of anyone saying anything positive about it apart from you, in this thread, defending it.
I bet Casteliacones are great. If people line up for something as simple as a vanilla cone then I can only assume it's just really high-quality ice cream..
>>58295134what pokemon is the meat made from
>>58295844
>>58295471I bet you're the type that would also complain if it wasn't there
>>58295887Never complained about it not being in the earlier games.
>>58295385Maybe there's still some form of onions in it though
>>58295909*some form of söy
>>58295134Is that all they get? No wonder they are so scrawny.
>>58295786That's because you live in your own bubble.
>>58296015you're delusional
>>58296025Wrong. Considering your tiny blip of an experience with the games as universal, especially considering a feature Gamefreak has included in the games for years now and that we're in a thread about right now, is what's truly delusional.
>>58295499Imagine being the one retard who refuses to go to a pokemon center for no fucking reason. What a contrarian loser.
>>58296033>I've never heard anyone say anything positive about it.>OH SO YOU THINK THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND YOU HUH?You don't pass the Sally–Anne test.
>>58296041samefag detected
>>58296042>apart from you, in this thread, defending it.Here let me include the part you conveniently excluded.The reason you haven't heard anything about it is because you live in a bubble.If what you say is true we wouldn't have had this thread at all.So again, why are you here? Why did you enter a thread that has zero appeal to you whatsoever?
>>58296047Yes anyone who thinks your a retard for acting like a special snowflake that doesn't play the game the way everyone else does is the same person. Man your a retard, but your first post made that abundantly clear.
>>58296053>Here let me include the part you conveniently excluded.>The reason you haven't heard anything about it is because you live in a bubble.I live in a bubble in the sense that I haven't seen anyone talk positively about food, and then said as much. If you notice, my first post was >>58295471, saying: "I can't understand why they bother with this!" and every reply bar one is someone malding that I dare criticize it, not talking about how interesting it is or how much they like the lore, just saying "NOOO YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE THAT YOU'RE BORING". One guy mentioned that the buffs they give are useful... which could have been included in any other way too, so isn't praising its inclusion.>If what you say is true we wouldn't have had this thread at all.This thread isn't evidence anyone likes it, it started out by making fun of the food depictions in the game. Now, OP COULD have liked it, that'd be fine and dandy, but I saw the thread and said: "I can't understand why they bother with this!" and that's an entirely normal thing to do in a thread making fun of food items in the game. See how this tracks logically and is consistent?>So again, why are you here? Why did you enter a thread that has zero appeal to you whatsoever?It had appeal to me! I saw someone making fun of food, and I said: "I can't understand why they bother with this!" because that's entirely within the themes of the thread!
>>58296054*you're
>>58296069You're an idiot, doubly so if you thought this was gonna be a place to reinforce your extremely narrow way of playing the games and not people making fun of the OP for being a faggot. I like interacting with food features in the games, lots of people have before too, hence why memes such as players not including the top loaves on their sandwiches made their way into the DLC.You live. In a bubble.
>>58295382>belly jeansWhy did that make me laugh
>>58296085>You live. In a bubble.how are you so dense? Let me repeat this: YOU DO NOT PASS THE SALLY-ANNE TEST.I NEVER CLAIMED PEOPLE DIDN'T LIKE THE FEATURE. I CLAIMED I HAD NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE ELSE SAYING ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT IT. You see, if you had two braincells to rub together, you could understand the nuance that is that I was discussing my PERSPECTIVE, and how I was TELLING YOU WHY I THOUGHT WHAT I DID. You are so stupid that you can't understand that other people have different experiences than you.
>>58296099>You are so stupid that you can't understand that other people have different experiences than you.Nice 'no u', but all you're doing is doing is having a meltdown because other people like food features and you don't. Step out of your bubble once in a while and you could see that for yourself.
>>58295471>>58295499>plays the game wrong>"why do they do this??"We are reaching autism levels that shouldn't even be possible.>>58296069It's interesting enough to make a thread about it, and people are discussing it. You are the only one who is like "hurr I dun geddit"
>>58296112>all you're doing is doing is having a meltdown because other people like food features and you don't.Let me show you the conversation we've been having to make sure you understand why you're such an idiot:>I don't understand why gf bothers with these features.>You're not playing the game right. Use those features.>I don't want to use those features.>Then stop complaining about those features.>I said "I don't understand why they bother with them", and you're replying saying "WELL USE THEM OR DON'T USE THEM STOP COMPLAINING">Yeah well people like it or something it's not for you>I've never heard of people liking it.>Oh? You've never heard of it? That means you think it doesn't exist! You live in a bubble! You live in a bubble!>That's not what I said, you're delusional>Wrong, cus um you're just living in a bubble and other people like it.>Oh, so you can't understand that my perspective (not knowing about the cookies in the basket - I mean the people who like the food nonsense) is different than yours.and you just reply with:>YOU LIVE IN A BUBBLE YOU LIVE IN A BUBBLE WHY ARE YOU HEREthere we're pretty much caught up as I'm, at this point, simply trying to explain to you why you're incapable of understanding others' perspectives.
>>58296117>>plays the game wrongimagine claiming someone plays the game wrong, and imagine getting mad someone comes into a thread about a topic and says: "I don't understand why they bother with this!"Like come on, that's literally as on-topic as you can get.
>>58296152>I don't understand why they bother with this!That's because you're playing the game wrong by intentionally avoiding features everyone else interacts with. You're an idiot that lives in a bubble if you can't tell that this thread quickly turned into a discussion about food in Pokemon, and specifically this meal in question. You're not in good company, and the fact you can't see that is utterly baffling.
>Thinking people don't care about food in Pokemon>Forgetting about how upset people were at the shitty sandwich eating animations in SV when the curry animations in SwSh actually looked really goodI wanna eat that Klawf claw. I want those grilled rice balls with lemon. I want plenty of potatoes curry. Fluff shit like this contributes to the immersion of the setting and they should work on including it more. Bring back restaurants where I can choose one of my Pokemon to dine with
>>58296183People also tend to forget that side content like this is also why Dexit is in effect, so they can actually devote effort to things that add to Pokemon's worldbuilding and variety.That's another reason for why people actually care about these things, because they've been conditioned to give a shit in order to cope with the status quo.
>>58296159>you're playing the game wrongL M A O>You live in a bubble you live in a bubble you live in a bubble!!!!!You're a schizo! You really can't understand what I'm saying even when I spell it out in elementary school language.>>58296183>>Thinking people don't care about food in PokemonThis one too, I literally NEVER claimed that people didn't care about it, I said I had never heard it... I couldn't understand why anyone would care. I'm happy you do! I don't know why everyone here started raising a stink as soon as I criticized it at all. I would have been happy to discuss it outside of me not understanding the appeal, but it turned into a complete mess because of >>58296159's insistence that I'm somehow living in a bubble for not seeing the appeal and not having been exposed to people who saw the appeal...
>>58296183>>58296194You know what to add on I DID actually go into that sushi house and ramen(?) shop in sun now that I recall; I didn't care about it at the time other than seeing it was an easy way to get heart scales but perhaps if it was presented like they did in the later games it would have been more appealing.
>>58296207>I said I had never heard itYeah! Because you live in a bubble! This content exists and continues to exist because people like it! Liking food in videogames is not an uncommon opinion whatsoever!
>>58295134>SV in the filename>SV is based on Spain>food is clearly not American or Spanish>noodles are 1000% JapaneseMan, what a silly game.
>>58296214>YOU LIVE IN A BUBBLE IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED THE EXACT SAME THINGS AS ME!!!!!
>>58296226the doughnut is american and the flan is spanish, simple. Please understand.
I really liked the battle restaurants in XY. There were no pictures of the food but you got vivid descriptions that for you fun lore tidbits. >Washed-rind cheese made using a female Arbok's Toxic poison>Braciole of fresh, Azure Bay Slowpoke Tail accompanied by Payapa Berry crudités glazed in an extra-virgin Oran oil>Sumptuous consommé with a vintage 3,000-year-old Rare Bone, boiled for 100 days in pristine snow melted from Kalos's fine Frost Cavern>Berry sorbet made from fresh Spelon berries and Rawst berries, with tangy herbs in a whipped-mousse dressing
>>58296227If you're willingly skipping content in the games that nobody else does and then wondering why you're alone in your opinions, then yes! I'm glad you get it now. Only took forever!
>>58296234I take great joy that Sushi High Roller has denigrated to such an extent that its cuisine could be called fast food nowadays. That's what you get for kicking me out back in XY, assholes.
>>58296237>that nobody else doesDo you really think that there's absolutely nobody else who was not interested in that content? That is an insanely narrow-minded view. In fact I don't believe I'm alone in my opinions, because as I stated before, everyone I had ever happened to chat with this about before agreed with me, more or less... It's crazy how multiple different people can have differing opinions. It seems you have been unable or unwilling to learn this yourself, though. Sad!
>>58296245>Do you really think that there's absolutely nobody else who was not interested in that content?In this thread? You bet. You are alone here, and throwing a tantrum because you can't understand that.
>>58296234Isn't this the restaraunt where the owner serves you half the full course before he has a heart attack and one of the waiters has to finish up serving you instead?
>>58295489>>58295499no no anon's got a point here.I'm almost compelled to explore every little nook and cranny I can get into, part of why I end up learning systems so much faster than other people, and I don't have that feeling in modern pokemon games. it feels like i'm actively punished every time I do by being locked into bullshit dialogue.I miss when the NPCs actually talked about real shit. Give me major lore drops, give me useful gameplay info and hints to secrets, don't blather for like 6 A-presses about how your slowpoke looks cute in a rain hat and rubber booties. I do not care. If you were a real person standing in front of me I wouldn't care to listen to you either. Do not waste my goddamn time for giving you the time of day.You want NPCs to talk muse about the food? How about one saying he found a sandwich he really liked. No? They're all just going to generically talk about their love of sandwiches, no specifics, no actually useful information? just "hey we made sandwiches a thing this gen guys!" thanks i figured that out a minute and a half into the trailer, you can stop beating me over the head with it. It's not even an especially good system, mechanical aspect or minigame aspect, why are you this proud? And why do you as game designers not see the blaring opportunity for something like "Hey I know it sounds like a weird combination, but one of my favorite past times is to sit in the pretty flower fields by Ruchbah Base and eat a banana, chorizo, cheese, rice, mayonaise, and whipped cream sandwich as I stare at the ocean. Plus I think all the chansey are making my pokemon grow really fast!"To the best of my knowledge there wasn't a single non-named NPC in all of SV actually worthwhile to talk to. There are no more items hidden in sequestered untrodden paths. Hell all the doors that aren't gyms or the school are fake, you can't even go inside most the restaurants. If it wasn't too early, i'd feel like it was all procedurally generated bot.
Would you eat it?
>>58296279If it’s as fatty as I imagine, no. If it’s a leaner tail, yes.
EGG
>>58296152You literally refuse to interact with Pokecenters for no reason you autistic fuck. EVERYONE uses them except you and maybe 2 other autists out there. You're fucking crazy.
>>58296293In-game they say it's supposed to be sweet-tasting. The size of it, the grillmarks, and the thickness make me think it's gonna be kinda like fatty ham. But Slowpoke is also a sea creature so there will probably be some brininess. Ocean pork.
>>58296254>>58296299this is pure schizophrenia
>>58295134Seriously why the fuck are there jelly beans? Gummi worm? Gummi beans? Jelly worms?
>>58296352Americans... Pls understand
>>58296358Boy I am AmericanAnd I am demanding to know why there are beany worms on that plate
>>58296352Because Director Cyrano really liked gummy worms. He chose every ingredient in that dish himself.
>>58296365See >>58296367
>>58295605There's more cheese on the bottom, genius
>>58295134Unironically a little too healthy for burgers, also needs 2l of soda to go with the meal
>>58296554Okay, but that still doesn't invalidate what I said.
>>58295134You fags know that Blueberry Academy school lunch is food specially selected because it's loved by their principal Cyrano right? Not that tourists who never played the games like you would know that
>>58295403>>58295410Actually would eat.
>>58295403That looks really good actually.
>>58297288>You fags know that Blueberry Academy school lunch is food specially selected because it's loved by their principal Cyrano right?Yes, and that's why I'm questioning his decisions/tastes.
>>58295134>>58295403>>58295407>>58295410 This shit could give a copperajah an heart attack
>>58296207>I couldn't understand why anyone would careFood is one of the best things to use for worldbuilding as it informs a lot about local cultures. And with pokemon specifically a lot of recent food lore has informed a lot about the world such as having things like sausages and burgers that some in the playerbase had to come to terms with. And with curry and sandwiches they are part of the greater idea of bonding with your pokemon which is the entire point of the camp and picnic stuff.
>>58296279Canonically it's really good so I'd give it a go.
>>58297288>you know the american academy's food is decided by the american academy's american director right?Yes? What's supposed to be your point...?
>>58295134>Ketchup>Flan>Donut>Gummie wormsDo Unovans just hate their kids or soemthing?
>>58295688NO YOU DONT
>>58296234>Oran oilWHY THIS SHIT MAKES ME SALIVATE?
>>58297689The director sure does. ...Or is at least not thinking beyond "hmm, what would/do I enjoy?"
>>58295410>shitcago stylethat's not pizza
>>58297783>chicago style pizza isn't pizzaWhat?
>>58295212HOLY retard holy shit
>>58295407I'm not sure if it's still popular but a few years back in Asia there was a trend of everyone buying a large fry and spreading them across the serving trays. Probably trying to mimic that.
They give kids actual food in fantasy USA?
>>58297928Blueberry is an elite private school.
>>58295134>literally half sugars and deserts>no veg but one fucking leaf of lettuceDisgusting.
>>58297933Considering that the mining tycoon Clay sends his daughter, yes is pretty elite. Poorshits like the Stration brothers probably goes to some shitty school full of jigaboos.
