If your Pokémon gets a mega, you'd better stay quiet and humble about it. If the mega turns out good and you start acting smug because your fat shillmon has become mildly relevant to the 11% of players that pity chose it, this board will become unusable.This is not a warning, it is threat. There is a big elephant in the room, and there has been one since the starter line up was announced.Do not provoke us. Tension is already high enough.
>>58302370I can't wait for the meltdown that Supreme Overlord Mega Ganonboar is gonna cause online.The fact it has the perfect typing to cuck and destroy Shitgambit is the cherry on top.
>>58302370>There is a big elephant in the roomno, it's a pig
another emboar thread...
>>58302370fuck this guy! if the Pig because good with mega then emoar/tepig bros....GO WILD!!!
>>58303436damn i can't spell. if the Pig becomes good with mega then emboar bros GO WILD!
>>58302462It's so fucking funny that of the 6 new Starter Megas, its the least popular 2 of the bunch (in general) that are by FAR the strongest hands down AND they're both Fighting types.Getting Supreme Overlord and Stamina is absolutely peakGranted they probably won't cause as much of a shitshow as Chandelure, Clefable, or Zygarde, but they're still absolutely gonna cause some shit
why are typhlosionbros behaving like this?
>>58302370IS THIS THE THREAD? I LOVE PIGMONS
I have no strong feelings either way, but man I hate the emboar fetishists. Fans are ok, but the bear-mode gay, fat fetishists and tepig cuckfags are all weird and disgust me. 50-50 I pick the pige as I expect it’ll have the best mega.
>Sun boosted Supreme OverlordBoarbros... we won the Megabowl...
>>58303865It's well deserved, he's such a sweet pig
>>58303502I am being merciful. Most of us are not.Try us, like these anons are >>58303865 >>58303441 >>58303436 , and using /vp/ will become impossible.If Typhlosion does not appear in ZA, we will keep him relevant through our own way.My recommendation to you all is to heed this warning.
>>58302370I don’t care it’s just a fictional character lol
>>58303970>least schizo typedo fan
>>58302370Emboar won, ESLs lost.
>>58303970Why can't we get along?
>>58303999Your pig shillmon has an insufferable fanbase, Meganiumfags are shady slimy rats and Gatornormies can't be trusted.Typhlosion needed this mega the most.
>>58304065Typhlosion just got something, anon
>>58303999>trips of truce I kneel>>58304065“Pig shillmon” franchise was fine until it got flooded with FreakLeak secondaries l. The OG’s are still pretty chill >Typhlosion needed this mega the mostThere’s a high chance it will get a mega in the DLC along with Serperior and Samurott.
>>58303970lmao what the fuck is this
>mindbreaks the fanbase by being the third Fire/Fighting starter in a row>mindbreaks the fanbase a second time by being best girl's canon starter>mindbreaks the fanbase a third time by being chosen as the fire starter for ZA after Typedo was cancelled>watched his bro Chesnaught mindbreak the fanbase by having the best mega design revealed so far>will mindbreak the fanbase a FOURTH time when he not only gets a god-tier mega design but also Supreme Overlord as an abilityHow can one pig cause so much seethe?
>>58304110Yes, he got the brand of being a sexual predator.
>>58304149well he shouldn't have raped that little girl then
>>58304161bitch was asking for it. she ate the berry
>>58303970You Typedos sure are a retarded bunch, holy fucking kek.
>>58304147>His bro Chesnaught Can't wait to run the two together
>>58303970anon just enjoy that your precious typhosion got a ghost type regional and just be happy it got something. not as cool as a mega but something.
>>58302370Typhlosiongate genuinely couldn’t have happened to a better fanbase, it exposed them for the fags they have always been
>>58302370AHAHAHHAHAHA Imagine! Imagine your bro doesn't get a mega but MINE did! Years of you bastards turning your nose up at based Self-Cooking Baconbro and now that he gets a mega you expect me to just sit on my hands about it?Fucking cry about it typhlosionfags, seethe about it Serperior/Samurottsisters. And the less said about Sinnoh starters the better.Hell, even Kalos fans have to do some online bullshit to get their bros, meanwhile I get to use Flame Emporer Emboar on my first, most iconic and most impressionable fun as part of the story. Eat my fucking ass!Let's Go Emboar, let's go! *clap* *clap*No Berry rapists allowed!! Only tasteful, powerful, GOATED pork loins!!
No. I will gloat if I want to. I have been loyal to my dude for over a decade and this is my reward. I was running Choice Scarf + Reckless in the bottom tiers and I fucking liked it. No whining. No bitching. I didn't ask for the mega but I'm gonna goddamn enjoy it.
>>58304760Amen brother. I'm a meganiumchad myself so I know how you feel. Life's good.Here's hoping for a kino mega emboar
>>58302370>If your Pokémon gets a mega, you'd better stay quiet and humble about it. If the mega turns out good and you start acting smug because your fat shillmon has become mildly relevant to the 11% of players that pity chose it, this board will become unusable.>This is not a warning, it is threat. There is a big elephant in the room, and there has been one since the starter line up was announced.>Do not provoke us. Tension is already high enough.
>>58302370Faggots like you make me miss the Meganium GET anon
>>58303502They're begging for mercy.
>btfo by charizard >btfo by meganium>btfo by feraligatr>btfo by emboar>btfo by hypno>btfo by game freak themselvesName a more cucked pokemon than Typedo.protip: you can't
>>58302370I love how Typedos physically can't help themselves in being the most butthurt faggots on this board, who'll all explode into a seething fit over quite literally anything, you lost buckaroo, learn to accept that.
grim reminder
>>58305710I wish I could've witnessed this, Typedo brains eternally broken
>>58305086>all inorganic>>58305700Better to die a Typhlosion fan than to live a hundred year as a Gator normie.How do you feel liking the most basic Johto starter?You never had to get any support organically.
>>58306187>He posted the chart again
>>58306220>he posted the shillmon again
>>58302370Absolutely malding
Every time a Typhlosionfag seethes, I love Emboar a little more. Thank you for being so obnoxious that you've opened my eyes to a superior Fire-type starter.
>>58306235What's a shillmon, anon?
>>58306187This chart feels odd, back when gen 5 came out I could have sworn almost everyone went with Tepig or Snivy, was this taken on twitter? Because those faggots are painfully disingenuous, almost as painfully disingenuous as you.>Typedo>Calling Gatr a normie starterHoly fucking projection, your shitty joke of a starter will never leave Charizard's shadow and now it will bow to it's new porcine overlord.
>>58306276I am glad you found value in Fire / Fight Starter #958.>>58306394An artificially propped up Pokémon, with inorganic clout promoted by Gamefreak and The Pokémon Company.The ugly pig was the most rejected starter ever made. But GameFreak wants to shove it down our throat.
>>58303491>Supreme Overlord>StaminaI'm confused, did someone datamine the stats or something?
>>58306427You can't call something a shillmon off of just getting a starter role, being a shillmon means getting stuff like a big role in the anime, merch, spinoffs and the like. Lucario is a shillmon, it got a movie, was everywhere in promos, got in Smash, etc. Greninja WAS a shillmon back in Gen 6, it got the lead part in the anime, got in Smash, got the broken ability, got it's special form, Incin did the same in gen 7, Cinderace Gen 8, Meowscarada Gen 9, all of said Pokemon were the stars of something outside of the games while also being the favored Pokemon when it came to PvP stuff too.Until we see Emboar showing up on every piece of promo material, a playable spot in Unite, gets picked up by someone in the anime, etc, it's far too early to be calling it a shillmon. I'd also argue the only reason Emboar is even in PLZA is because it's been so neglected for so long, same with Chiko and Totodile, are you really gonna try to call Chikorita a shillmon also?
>>58306427So what is the solution? Never ever give Emboar anything?
>>58304457The only thing regional accomplished to further connect typhlosion to Pedo Freak’s rape fic. In ANY other fandom I’d call OP a fag. But Game Freak is so stupid and pokefags are so rotten, his sperging out is completely justified. >>58306461>, same with Chiko and Totodile, are you really gonna try to call Chikorita a shillmon also?They have no blood libel and can mega evolve. They ARE shillmons compared to typhlosion.
>>58306651Oh, you're just retarded, carry on.
>>58306668I hope you call every faggot spamming “typedo” jokes retarded too.
>>58306461You are moving goal posts to protect the ugly pig.For a Pokémon to be a shillmon, all it needs is to be inorganically promoted. Meganium is a shillmon, yes, but the Chikorita line always had some degree of popularity. For some reason Meganium was propped up to be a very important Pokémon in the recent Snap release.Now compare all of these shillmon to an actual Pokémon with organic popularity that never needed any form of artificial promotion (like Charizard and Lucario) in order to be popular.>>58306569There are near 1000 Pokémon. Yes, the solution is not give Emboar anything. The solution is for Gamefreak to accept that it did not work out and that the design was terrible. Artificially prop it up at the expense of Pokémon that became popular by their own merit is not fair. Not everyone can be Pikachu.You are not crying over Serperior or Torterra or other forgotten starters. Why cry about Emboar? What is so special about the pig? >>58306651>In ANY other fandom I’d call OP a fag. But Game Freak is so stupid and pokefags are so rotten, his sperging out is completely justifiedTHANK YOU. Finally some empathy.I see this fanbase going the way of Sonic already, and I don't want to be the butt end of a big joke about pedophilia once this franchise is known only for its weird sexual connotations.Pokémon is dying because it refuses to give players what they want. The thing that Emboar fags refuse to acknowledge is that this statement entails giving players the Pokémon that they actually like. Which means the pig got to go.
>>58306723>What's so special about the pig He's my favorite. Stop being selfish
>>58306433Yeah, from teraleak stuff iircNatural Cure Meganium (lmao)Strong Jaw FeraligatrSupreme Overlord EmboarStamina ChesnaughtLevitate DelphoxTechnician GreninjaIt's not from a final build so theyre possibly different in the actual game
>>58306723>esl>likes typedohileGood luck!
>>58306723How is making a starter a starter inorganic?
>>58306894Do'nt play coy. You know EXACTLY what is going on here. Tepig is not a starter, it is a replacement.The true Johto starter is not Tepig.They brought this upon themselves when they made it so blatant that they were rejecting Cyndaquil.
>>58306936Yeah, of course he's not a Johto starter. This isn't Johto. He's a Unova and Kalos starter
>>58306396Oshawott gained a lot of popularity from its evos, the anime and from sympathy towards its initial reception (it was the first time a starter truly got hate on reveal). Even before the game was out overseas, the line was infinitely more popular than the pigs.Tepig was only popular for like a month or two after the starter reveals and only really in comparison to Oshawott as Snivy was the clear fan favourite, but it fell off the moment people saw its evos.
>>58302370Wait, since when did we learn about their mega's abilities?
Imagine seeing this cutie and being mad
Who the fuck would pick Tepig
I remember rng manipulating my save file on black and white to get a shiny tepig. Good times. Ran with that guy for a long time until my x version got stolen.
>>58303865Nah, Tailwind.
>>58307027>Imagine seeing this cutie and being madGreen pixel ladder is not cute at all.Did they use UE5 for rendering or what?
>>58303970do tell how will you and other typhosion fans keep him relevant? just apologize to meganium fans etc it's not that hard to be humble for once
>>58307506>Expecting maturity from Typedos There's a reason they go after little girls, anon
>>58307506>do tell how will you and other typhosion fans keep him relevantYou don't want to know.I am holding this entire board hostage if fans start getting smug about the fat pig or the gay plant. You got your consolation Mega? Just be happy and shut up about it. Don't weave it like a weapon to bully people who are already down.>Don't >FUCK >with >Typhlosion fansI hope this Emboar mega is as lame as the Victreebell. And if you are smart, you should hope for it soon. If it turns out to be good, there will be blood on the floor.
>>58302370I'm picket tep because I went with him in my black run as a kid. Snivy sucks btw, only time in a playthrough I benched my starter.
>>58307673>there will be blood on the floor.From you sliting your wimp wrist or are you gonna actual kill yourself like all angst typedos should?
>>58307673>Typedos spent years shitting on other starters both on this board and the internet as a whole>Couldn't have a single Gatr, Meganium, Charizard or really most starter threads without you fags showing up and derailing things>Now that you've been brought down to size you constantly fluctuate between acting like victims or going on fucking seething rants of lunacy like thisDear fuck you guys are pathetic.
>>58307506Apologize for fucking what, getting the shit end the stick once again due to Pedo Freak’s stupidityI’ll steelman your position and assuming the overwhelming majority of typhlosion fan are complete asshole even boy Pokeshitter standards. that in my 25+ years of following Pokemon I just so happens to I just so happened to only ever encounter good or at least decent ones. And I’ll assume that all the hate meganium and other starters have got over the years as solely or almost entry due to Typhlosion fans. I’ll even assume the no one has ever gave typhlosion fans any grief before the ShitLeak, before then it was just Typhlosion fans shitting all over the poor oppressed fans of Meganium, Feraligatr and CHARIZARDerino. If typhlosion fans are so terrible (terrible enough to deserve a world wide hate campaign, terrible enough to be franchise punching bag) Why the flying fuck should they apology NOW when for the first time they have concrete reasons for hating meganium fans. Humility won’t stop the jokes. Humility won’t give typhlosion a mega. Humility won’t stop Typhlosion from being a punchline. The bad ones should just use this to go SEE SEE LOOK Meganiumfag are all cunts see how they act when game freak makes their gay flower into a shillmon. And the good ones should be radicalized. Basic common sense and human nature say they should be the creeps the Pokémon fans, and game feel want them to be, or just disengage with the Pokemon fandom. I hope to god you were just shitposting, because if you’re genuine you’re a complete and total fucking idiot.
>>58307673IncredibasedTired of the smugness of embort and gay leaf fans
>>58307624KEK
>>58307862>fans of gay flower (Meganium)>reasonableDo not expect much from these people.They hated Typhlosion, for he showed them the truth. Even with the entire stigma of being a pedophile, it only dropped from 5# to 11# in the Johto popularity rankings. It is still the most popular starter.But Nintendo won't have Typhlosion back because they are pussies and sold out. They are too afraid of a kid looking up a guide online for his starter and accidentally learning what pedophilia is.If anything, it was the FANBASE who screwed Typhlosion into this sad state. It is the fans keeping the Epstein leaks alive, it is the fans who keep starting unecessary slander. Being a Typhlosion fan in 2025
252+ Atk Supreme Overlord 3 allies fainted Emboar Sucker Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Typedophile-Hisui: 288-340 (100.3 - 118.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>58308011>it only dropped from 5# to 11# in the Johto popularity rankings.>only
>>58308021>TypedophileSo the slanderfags have leveled up and are trying a new meta to diss Typhlosion.
Ignore the seething Typedo and look at these pigs
I would feel bad for typedo fans but you just know they were reading his story with parted lips and baited breath
>>58308011>typedos always bring up popularity polls because it's all they have>now they're losing that tooi'd almost feel bad for them if they didn't have it coming
>>58308259bated breath
I was hoping Typhlosion fans and Pigbros could be friends, but they're so rude
>>58308455Read up this thread. We are in a state of near civil war, that will fire into hell the moment its mega is revealed. This board will become unusable, they refuse to be humble and quiet about their mega.The pig has to go. He does not belong.
>>58308491He's full of love, not war
>>58308491typedos really are the jews of the pokemon community
>>58306936>The true Johto starter is not Tepig.How do I go to Lumiose city in the Johto games?
>>58302370>Tfw you were rewarded for being FAITHFUL to Tepig
>>58302370I've been shilling this bastard since 2013. I can do whatever I want (I barely post these days, so probably nothing)
>>58309562wtf i love him now
Say something nice about the other two starters for Z-A
>>58310227Feraligatr is my second favorite Pokemon after Emboar, gators are so cool. I never used a Meganium but I like flowers, so it gets a pass
>>58310249Tepig looks so fucking out of place, this is genuinely bad.
>>58310276I don't see it, just looks like a pig
>>58307673This post is the written equivalent to a three-year old crying and shitting himself because his parents wouldn't buy him a new toy.
>>58310326Typedocucks will be redeemed if OP kills himself right now.
>>58302370As a delphox fan, they would really have to fuck Emboar up to not be at least better than what got sharted out for us
>>58302370Fine speech.
>>58310029He's just too charming
Lmao, this thread is literally this but with Typhlosionfags as the screaming lion and Emboarfags as the monkey.
>>58310808replace the lion with typhlosion and the monkey with emboar, feraligatr, meganium, charizard, hypno, it could be a number of pokemon and still work
>>58310863>Hypno Man, they're really swinging at everyone
>>58310952even saw em going after malamar when the mega was revealed hoping it would take typedo's place as the resident rapemon kek
It's more funny how broken the new Unova megas are. Emboar, Scoliopede, Excadrill, and Chandelure's leaked stats + abilities are downright disgusting
>>58310227Feraligatr has been my boyo since the early 2000s, Totodile is adorable, Croconaw looks like a cool caveman wrestler and Feraligatr looks fierce, I can't say Gatr is my favorite starter since Charizard and Delphox are a bit ahead for me, but he's very close and dear to my heart.I sincerely hope and pray the Mega looks better than what the leaked sketches showed us.>>58310276Not really? It looks perfectly fine together with Totodile and Chikorita. Tepig's line wouldn't look out of place in Johto, heck I'd even say it would be a really fitting Pokemon on Chuck's team.
>>58311115Unova privilege
we're coming up on 1 year and the typedos are still seethingwill they ever live it down?
>>58312026>she thinks OP isn’t a falseflagger or a shitposter lol Lmao even
>>58312062I've seen Typedo fans irl dude, one of which funnily enough turned out to be a real pedophile, trust me when I say it's not unexpected for them to act like this.
Stuck pige
bump
>>58302370>shillmonhow? It's been given about the average amount of love any starter pokemon gets, it just won the second chance raffle a little earlier than the other starters who will eventually get one too and it didn't even win the first second chance raffle
