I started Ultra Moon for the first time and immediately ditched the lame starter, they all look like shit and I remember the the water dog was a tranny. Instead I grabbed the first half decent faggot I found, a Pichu(I'm thinking some electricity will do well in this islander game) and it took way too long for it to finally evolve into a Pikachu. I had to feed it almost all my candy and jerk it off every few minutes for hours and I still only made it just before the fight with the chubby island king hitler guy or whatever he's supposed to be.Visually? Shockingly decent. Honestly it looks better than the washed out trash we got on the Switch. The battles feel chill and are fast paced, which is a rare win.This is the stuff that started to annoy me, wild Pokémon start calling for backup constantly after the first trial, like I'm trying to fight a gang every time I step in grass. And the Pokédex won’t shut up. I don’t care if it has “personality” I don’t want my Pokédex to talk more than my actual team.It's annoying and a waste of fucking time. "hurr durr click my eyes"Fuck you.Cutscenes everywhere... Constant interruptions like it thinks it's a full-blown movie. it's not you faggots. And whose idea was it to reverse the day/night cycle? I like playing at night not being blinded by in game daylight when it's 2 a.m. in real life. I play games at night so why am I stuck wandering through brightass sunshine when it's pitch black outside? My eyes are bleeding right now. It’s like the game is actively designed to irritate you. >tldrCool setting, nice music, and comfy battles, but between the chatter the forced drama and the ultra handholding Ultra Moon feels more like a guided tour than an adventure.But whatever I still have 3 more islands to go.So far I rate it a solid 9/10
>>58313653I agree with most of what you said except the game is a 2/10 for me. It's the only mainline i never finished once
>>58313653>they all look like shitShit taste. Then again, seeing trannies in everything, including shit that has none of that to being with, may rot your brain.
>>58313709don't get your panties in a bunch faggotI just don't like looking at ugly things and I'm sure most people feel the same way.
>>58313653>this many negative points>9/10Are you retarded or just baiting?
>>58313653>Game sucks>9/10The internet has rot you brain
>Complains about tranny mon>Tranny youtuber pic
>>58313653 I agree with most of what you wrote but the rating isnt high enough USUM is clearly a 10/10 despite the minor flaws
typlosion coded threadnever relax!
>>58314011typedo falseflag post
OP here, small update: the Pokémon ride outfit is gay as fuck.Anyway back to the game, I just made it to the second Island.Current team isPikachuWingullMawile Buneary
>>58314043>2 sexmons on your team>t. typhlosion
>>58314064im counting 4
>>58314043You're gonna have fun with Marowak and Lurantis
>>58313930candyevie is a real woman and she's cute! CUTE!
>>58313653There's only one reason we enjoy Candyevie around here.
>>58314427she has a bf
>>58313653>And whose idea was it to reverse the day/night cycle? I like playing at night not being blinded by in game daylight when it's 2 a.m. in real life. I play games at night so why am I stuck wandering through brightass sunshine when it's pitch black outside? My eyes are bleeding right now.That's a version exclusive. If you played Sun, it would've been normal. The main villain's motivation is also version exclusive for some reason.
>>58314450And? The fact she has a BF means i can't enjoy she talking about a subject I like? i don't fucking care about her private life.
>>58314427You're pathetic.
>>58314623ok lol
>feels more like a guided tour than an adventure.Well, I mean yeah you're getting the Hawaiian island tourist experience
>>58314708Isn't that the point of this game?
