>>58327179
>>58327179YancyMisdreavusDragoniteLuxury Ball
>>58327179OddishTangelaMeganiumErr... hisuian Voltorb, I suppose?
>>58327255you should evolve Misdreavus into Mismagius and have him phase out all of his body except his hat and you should wear him as a hat
>>58327255Did it for you
>>58327268Thanks anon
>>58327179Klara Spinarak GliscorPremier Ball
>>58327271Np.I did mine too
>>58327179Was tempted to pick Heracross as my Ace but truthfully I just like Mawile that much more
>>58327179PicrelCuboneCorviknightUltra Ball
>>58327179I come from /k/ with a gift.I know it's kind of off topic, but it was too funny.
Shouldermon is such a r*ddit term.
>>58327438we were using the term and proudly posting our shouldermons long before Reddit, newfag
>>58327440High five you fellow Netball appreciator.Honestly have no waifu, no pokegirl has struck me like that. Picrel is the closest I come to as a Roxanne fan. BulbasaurBulbasaurNetball
>>58327179CandiceStarlyTorterraQuick ball
>>58327179SabrinaAlola vulpixAggronQuick ball
>>58327596holy based
>>58327481I know, but that's not what I meant. When I refer to 'shouldermon' as a reddit term, I mean a bunch of retards pretending to be Ash, as that's where the trend began.
>>58327742Nobody cares. Post a sheet or gtfo
>>58327179Too lazy to edit / Windows doesn't have GIMP to do easy copy/paste.>WaifuClair >Shoulder monPorygon2, shiny>AceKingdra>Favorite BallDive Ball
>>58328316cringe waifubased ace
>>58327742it's a genuinely based aspect of the anime when trainers have shouldermon and Yellow, HGSS, and Let's Go capitalized on people liking the concept. We all remember our childhoods of carring around toys with us and a lot of people like seeing their pokemon like they do their pets. I see no reason to dislike it
>>58328382>Windows doesn't have GIMP?
>>58328455I live 10 years in the past
>>58328471Gimp existed on Windows back then. Photoshop was easy to pirate, too.
>>58328479then I'm just retarded you caught me
>>58328482That's okay, I accept you for who you are.
>>58328484Appreciate it nigger. Who's your waifu?
Bellsprout Bellsprout Bellsprout Bellsprout
>>58328391What do you have against Comfey?!
Here is mine! Rate mine and tell me to rate yours.>>58327742The games should have a shouldermon. Some Pokémon are far too cute to be confined to background status.
pika is the quintessential shouldermon, i love this dinky fella>>58328426based BWchad
Damn editing on phone is ass lmao.
heaven and hell
>>58327268SkylaEmolgaRaichu-ASafari Ball
>>58329527fake, carmine is too old to be a typhlosionfag's waifu
>>58328755Based Carmine enjoyer
>>58329232I did it quickly
>>58329530see, stupidity like this why "FreakLeak" and "Pedo Freak" kept getting spammed in unrelated thread
Ok I >>58327304 am going to mass rate some of yours>>58327179Kinda original, I like it.>>58327215I like the ball/ace duo>>58327268Classic but nice>>58327278not my fav but cute>>58327469cool waifu>>58328635I recognise you from other threads. I like the fact you love pokémon that are not the best ones. I also like your fidelity
>>58327304Based picks all around. Clauncher's my favourite from Gen VI, and Flareon's nice and fluffy.>>58328602Aww, your image choices are cute-->the Penny cropKEK.>>58328635Neat choices! Have you used either of those Pokémon in your playthroughs? If so, how well did it/they fare? Personally, I've used HP Psychic Unown in Crystal—it went alright.>>>58328725Pleasantly green, and Cradily rocks.>>58328939Ahh, I see you are an anon of culture.
>>58327304RATINGWaifu: She is a little bit on the young side, I feel. I love her song about dogars, and the theory that she made it because it would be the only song her Koffing would be able to sing (even though the vocals stop when you defeat her percussionist. But maybe that's not on the Japanese version?)Shouldermon - Clauncher: It is one of those Pokémon that feel kind of there. But it's the only crustacean with special attack focus, so it's good.Ace: Nothing I can say about an Eeveelution. I think I have had my fix for life with them.Ball: One of my favourites too.1/4-Yup. It's me. It could have gone either way. Honestly, maybe my "ace" should be the strongest Pokémon I like. But there aren't that many. This list is severely outdated.>>58330015RATINGWaifu: Based no-waifu haver.Shoulder: Shedinja is so out there and I always loved it. I wish it was the only gimmick Pokémon. Nowadays every Pokémn has to have a gimmick or a special trait, and in turn they all become average.Ace: Absol is one of the few Pokémon I never liked. Ball: It is an alrighty one. With water being so abundant, you can't go wrong. I would probably not use it though. I prefer simple ones.3/4-Pokémon games are pathetically easy if you know what you are doing. I try using Unown in the Johto games, but I am unable to solo-sweep the game. When I was a kid, I completed it with a Furret and Unown. I dropped my starter early and Furret had Surf, Shadow Ball, Rest and Snore.Luvdisc is a late game in most games so borderline impossible to use. I only really used it once to complete a game: Pokémon black and white. Check my post here: https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/58172382/#q58177165Also I just found someone quite literally summoning me in the archives. https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/58285902/#58286249
>>58327180Why are yours all invisible?
>>58330412He really likes ghosts
>>583271791. victini2. victini3. victini4. level ball <--- for victiniits ok because my victini is base stat 500 so hes not too op i dont even want to battle with him i just need to marry him is all
>>58330412He's a kecleon chad.
>>58330483This made me laugh, thank you
>b-but legendaries aren't allow--COPE
>>58331226>>b-but legendaries aren't allow--Nobody even said that
Gligar might be a little heavy for a 'shouldermon' but he's still my lil bro
>>58327215update: I'm happy to be the first person to claim peakgatr in one of these threads
i tried to give people scores for everything but the site doesn't allow it these days, just marks as spam
>>58327179I didn't know what to go with for a shouldermon. I assume Galarian Meowth and Yanma would be a bit too heavy, so I just went with the lightest Pokémon I would actually use on a regular basis.
>>58331549eevee's a canon shouldermon and he's only 2lbs lighter, i dont think anyone would be upset and yanma's got wings which at least in my mind means very easy carrying
>>58331410Perfection.>>58331436Great art Choices, seems like you put some care into it.
Can someone rate mine, I need some validation
>>58330412I'm a virgin, living in a pokemonless world, and I have no balls
>>58332123That's not a waifu, that's a husbando
>>58332135>I'm a virginWe can change that
>>58332175He’s my appalachian waifu
>>58332503>WaifuDoes he know?
>>58332560its my boywife
>>58327179SkylaMiniorGolurkMoon Ball
>>58332617He does know
>>58327261Your waifu is oddish?
>>58332687It makes for a nice onahole
>>58327648Best one>>58327665Cool waifu and ace>>58328635Cute. Real question: are you a femanon or gay? (genualy asking, not trolling)>>58328763Very cool one
>>58328725>>58331998nice
>>58333659What is so nice about them?
>>58327179>>58327180HildaVanillishGalladeLuxury
>>58332078ill do urs if you do mine (which one is you?)
>>58333298Whatever I am, I am pretty enough to be given a hacked Luvdisc.3/4 rating on you (-1 for the waifu)
>>58334304>waifua classics enjoyer?
>>58334763May made me an assman at a young age and gave me my love of tomboys
>>58334299Okay, mine is >>58329527And yours? :)
I tried to reply to some people but for some reason "Out system thinks your post is spam", so I'll try to edit it down and post>>58327278>his wiafu is his ace>in a love ballOne track mind kek>>58327665Absolutely kino 4/4 perfect taste>>58328602I love autumn magnemite...Penny could be a top tier waifu if she was just like, older.>>58328755That's gotta be the cutest pachi I've ever seen>>58329527Damn, put her hair up and she jumps up like 3 tiers, great taste
>>58334961NTA but:great waifuI like the shouldermon/ace. It's sweet that you kept him as a companion.One of the best balls.Very solid overall.>>58335002Based harem-bro
>>58335006Thanks bro, which is yours?
>>58335105I'm >>58327304
>>58333743Did it for you. Sorry, not a ton of good Vanillish art out there
>>58327304Okay so I like Roxie, Clauncher is cute, Flareon is fluffy, and the premier ball is a sleek choice :)
>>58335169You must have some broad shoulders XD
Lot of white space but I really wanted to use the Sugimori arts
>>58335159God Hilda is sexy
>>58327215>>58331450Raichu weighs like 50 pounds. Unless you're Andre the Giant he's not your shoulder mon
>>58335239Why didn't you make them bigger?
>>58329527>>58334961ohh i noticed this one :> i thought it was cute that it's the same pokemon for both, also same fav ball
>>58335407oh and mine was >>58330996
>>58335418Based Dusk Ball enjoyer! I even have the duskball merch lmao
>>58335418Cute waifu, that shouldermon looks like it would hurt lmao, cool stingy ace and again, based dusk ball enjoyer :)
>>58327179I'm too lazy to attach my own pictures, but... Hilda (or White in the manga) Pikachu (basic as hell I know but Pikachu's nostalgic as hell to me due to the anime and shit)SceptilePokeball (may sound boring but it's by far the most iconic one)
>>58335322one has to fit on my shoulder and the other is a tadpole
>>58335499
>>58335677kek, why didnt you enlarge the images
>>58334610>-1 for the waifuWhy don't you like my sweet sweet Plumeria?
>>58335704he has no taste, or more probably he's into children and can't appreciate a woman
>>58335239I would put that bellsprout somewhere other than my shoulder heh heh (sexual)
>>58328635I never thought I’d see someone else who likes both unown and luvdiscVery cool
>Anabel>Dunsparce>Volcarona>Premier Ball
>>58335277it's constantly floating in the air from its own telekinesis doing acrobatic maneuvers with wase. Weight isn't a factor here
I expanded your template slightly>>58335239Ah, a fellow heavy ball enjoyer. I see your tastes are refined.
>>58335915>flying torterra
>>58335915Your "waifu" had 8 kids with another man
>>58335682Oh wow, thanks, lol. Thanks for doing what my lazy ass wasn't able to do.
>>58327179I want to FUCK female Dio.
it was eitber the eevee-girl, or an eevee image with an ifunny watermark
>>58336218
Mawile is the shouldermon until it megas.
>>58331410Literally me
cactusmons the best
>>58336016and she'll have 8 more with me after I cuck him.
>>58335677Their actual sizes won't change if you enlargen the images, even if Whitney is there for scale
>>58336133You're such a lazy pathetic ass.
>>58336912Thank you captain obvious. I genuinely didn't know until you told me. Thanks for educating me man.
>>58337026Man fuck you, you're part the reason things are shit. A tiny drop causing a ripple, think butterfly effect.
>>58337040Get angry all you want but I love my life. I'll be here eating chips. Smoking cigawettes. Meanwhile be mad all you want. If anything I'll just fap to your rage.
>>58337058Nice subversion tactic. I hope you'll improve.
>>58337064Oh wow. Super based waifu. Was not expecting to see her here of all characters, but I'm glad I did.
>>58337058Hey I'm actually the anon that made your sheet. I don't know why the other anon is getting upset. Personally, I don't care. People have the right to be lazy if they want to. I sincerely don't think that creating templates on an imageboard dedicated to a video game that came out 27 years ago can be considered a great contribution to society, but that's what I do everyday and I'm enjoying it.
>>58332631Would anyone be willing to do mine, i cant edit for shit lol
>>58337098>Personally, I don't care. People have the right to be lazy if they want to.There’s a reason sloth is counted among the seven deadly sins. Laziness breeds decay, of body, mind, and society.
>>58332631>>58337113Here you go>>58337131Yeah, I don't think a book written at least 3,000 years ago is the best guide for today's society.Read Paul Lafargue's “The Right to Be Lazy” instead. It's a great read.
>>58337141Lafargue’s essay is a manifesto against industrial labor, not a guide for thriving humans or societies. Laziness ruins character, whether Marx praised it or not.
>>58337141>Yeah, I don't think a book written at least 3,000 years ago is the best guide for today's society.Oh and morality isn’t arbitrary. Virtues like diligence, perseverance, and self-mastery are not bound to a 3,000-year-old book, they’re observed constants in successful societies and fulfilled human lives.
>>58337157>Lafargue’s essay is a manifesto against industrial laborI know, don't worry, I've read it more than enough times. Lafargue nevertheless talks about laziness as a positive value, an inalienable right.>>58337157>Laziness ruins character>Laziness breeds decay, of body, mind, and societyYou say these things as if they were absolute truths, obvious facts. But first of all, you never define what laziness is. You never explain why it's bad, you never justify your assertions. And above all, and more importantly, you never explain why we owe anything to society.All this would obviously take too long and be completely off topic, so this will be my last message on the subject (then I'll go back to making sheets for people who like Pokémon), but know this: you won't convince anyone by spouting “truths” without ever arguing your case. It just makes you look like a bigot.
>>58337141Much obliged
>>58337058>Smoking cigawettesnot sure if a typo or a reference to thisif ya know ya know
>>58337172Laziness is the willful avoidance of necessary effort, especially where action is needed.I’ve been lazy too. I’ve seen both sides.But it corrodes character, erodes trust, and wastes potential. Rights exist to protect well-being, not to justify decay; calling laziness an inalienable right robs everyone, including yourself, of a better future.Humans are social creatures, our survival and progress depend on contribution.Lafargue glorified laziness politically, not morally.This isn’t dogma; it’s reality.>off topicPokemon
>>58337452Is that fem!N?
>>58337579Yes
>>58337592Holy based
>>58328382You can copy paste in mspaint just fine.
>>58337905>using windows
clean
>>58334952...an ass man? I thought everyone raved over her tits.
>>58337452sexo
>>58338223Probably due to the pants
>>58338162Absolutely based taste here
>>58338223Pedophiles who are used to flat children thought she had huge tits because it was the first time theyd ever seen B cups. She wears fucking spats, anyone not mentally addled be pedophilia would see this.
More of a floatingmon than a shouldermon but meh
>>58339276lol
>>58339331Which part are we lol'ing at? All of it?
I think the Heavy Ball + iterations are neat.
>>58328755>>58329527>>58333883buh-buh-buh-based
>>58339276Is the cat pointing at (me).Am I your waifu?
