Humiliation Ritual
>feraligatrfags are only just realising what the world in general saw 25 years ago
somehow not even top 10 worst of new megas and that says more about gf design philosophies than good quality
>the arms are the lower jawnot sure if this will be better or worse because of it
>>58328133fpbp. gayturd was never good.
>people mocking design for looking bad>It's literally just Skeledirge's headReally makes you think
>>58328173The concept of the mega form is retarded enough as it is. Can slap any skull on it (even charizard's) and it's going to look bone-headedly retarded regardless.But do please continue to delude yourself it was actually worth something outside your own skull.
Why must Pokémon be designed like this? Why can’t we have good designs for once?Fuck Pokémon. Fuck this entire series.
>>58328171Says the typedo
>>58328181We aren't allowed to have cool designs anymore. Everything needs to be a retarded wholesome chungus goofy LGBTQ+ friendly mememon or moeblob so it won't make redditurds have sperged out episodes about "muh edge" and "digimon"
>>58328206>We aren't allowed to have cool designs anymore. >Anymore The faces of the franchise are a girly cutemon for girls shaped like a mouse and the other one is an obese lizard with scrawny arms taunted for being a fake ass dragon
>>58328129So is the head straight up to begin with, or does it lie backwards resting on the three back spikes?
>>58328129they're trying way too hardjust give it like glowing sparking teeth and claws and say it's water/electric. there's your Mega Feraligatr
>>58328217>a girly cutemon for girls shaped like a mouse Pikachu's design is meant to be a balance between cool and cute. It's why they ditched clefairy as the mascot because it was too girly and cutesy. This is before they went with the retarded bobblehead design in modern day. >the other one is an obese lizard with scrawny armsKids found charizard cool despite what you, as an adult think. Charizard is like a T-Rex, sure it's fat and has small arms but it's still cool looking and appealed to everyone. >Muh fake dragonredditor meme.
Mega Emboar can't look worse than this right?
>>58328138Cope
>>58328276Emboar just gets fatter and gets a spear. Dumb but not as shit as gayturd.
>>58328242>Sissy flower toad >Obese fake dragon >Water gun toy turtle Really "Cool" and "Intimidating" designs you got here
>>58328206All these fucking buzzwords, please go outside. Actually, don't, you'd make someone's day worse
>>58328129This design is atrocious, i don't even understand how it got past the drawing board. They know how to make badass designs but for some reason they didn't wanted to take this route for Mega Feraligatr. Nobody likes it, no one will pick Totodile besides hardcore fans of the line. Just why?
>>58328206TRVKE
>>58328181>>58328206When was the last time Gamefreak designed a good looking Pokémon? Why do we continue to put up with these awful designs? How come GF keeps ignoring the criticisms nearly all new Pokemon receive? How do we convince people that like new Pokemon that the designs are objectively bad and they should appreciate older Pokemon more?
>>58328171we just want a simplistic starter that gives dinosaur vibes and other starters don't deliver on that except Sceptile. It's not that hard to grasp
>>58328277Arrest
>>58328181>>58328206>>58328320Hey shitskins, you're seething at fan mockups.
>>58328336>Venusaur>Meganium>TorterraYou have 3 other options
>>58328336Based.
>>58328206This just look at how goofy they made Mega Grenigga
>>58328276He's the best one.
>>58328181game freak saw >>58328185 and the rest of the world laughing at how the FreakLeak ruined a Pokémon and came to the logical conclusion to Pokemon fans love it when Pokemon get reduced to humiliating punchlines and decided to spread the “love” to some lucky megas
>>58328133Dubs of truth
>>58328298If they aren’t cool or intimidating, why does game freak shill the fuck out of them and give them constant overpowered tranformations
>>58328129>the spikes on either side of its back are totodile's stupid hands.
>>58328420>Why gamefreaks plays favoritism? You know why
>>58328351carnivorous dinosaur
>>58328129it's over
>>58328593>Only gets biggerAt least be more creative, anon
>>58328593the expectation looks like garbage, just go play palworld or something fag
>>58328129I wonder how themefags are gonna spin this into being a good design like they did with Dragonite, Victreebel, and Malamar
>>58328596Yeah I know, GameFreak is so uncreative now.
>>58328593>Right on cue, bootlickers attack the fan design because the official design sucks that much ass it can’t be defended.
>>58328638>now.
>>58328634
>>58328662>+62 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.At least the bird looks realistic (unlike new bird pokémon).The carp is intentionally shitty, and part of Chinese folk tale that ties in with its evolution.Goldeen has a horn and at that point in the franchise generic fishes were needed.Rattata is the other first Pokémon you will see. An understandable concept for everybody, no matter your background. We all know what a rat is, but we have never seen a purple one.Voltorb is meant to be a mimic. But was misused.Seel, Ekans and Arbok are the only bad designs.
>>58328129Deserved. People flocked to the popular one thinking that it's a slam dunk choice only to get the goofiest mega of the trio. Next time, wait for results.
>>58328129Holy shit if this is actually the design it's going to be so fucking bad. Thank God I never liked feraligart
>>58328634>I wonder how themefags are gonna spin this into being a good design There's no fucking theme to begin with
Still will be more viable than Megaynium
>>58328634>Mega Malamar is not gooduntil the day I die nothing will ever convince me you aren't a retard
>>58328129bro thinks he's a fossilchad
>>58328850>strong jaw with no biting a Megaynium would have to have literally feces for stats and truant/slow start/defeatist all in one to be worse than Feraligayturd
>>58328850Competitivefags have calc'd that if given strong jaw, there is 0% chance feraligar will ever be stronger than sheer force+life orb regular one. The only way strong jaw would ever be better is if they give it water crunch. Mega meganium doesn't have a high bar to hit to beat that, mega feraligatr is just that shit
>>58328520>The Mega turns it into a giant TotodileWhat the fuck it's based now. Totodile was always the best part of this line
>>58328129That's a Digimon.
>>58328173It looks lik salandit to me
When it comes out everyone will 180 and say its kino
>>58328593I don't see how people can have expectations for megas. They've always been radical changes because it's more of a mutation than a normal evolution. No mega is as straight forward as that fan Feraligatr.
>>58328670>He's just a goofy guy! A silly little goober!I hate that phrase and everyone who uttered it unironically so much.
>>58328593Genuinely what the fuck were they thinking
was it really that hard
>>58328670I hate redditors. The biggest slop enjoyers of them all.
>>58329416>DUDE JUST MAKE IT EDGY LMAO
>>58329230Mega VenusaurMega Charizard YMega PidgeotMega ScizorMega Lucario Mega GardevoirMega BlazikenMega SwampertMega Aggron
>>58329426>Dude just like my ugly thing lmao
>>58329426Yes? It's a mega?
>>58328129>a head and legsBravo game freak
>>58329428Unironically the fanbase couldn't come up with any of those except maybe Pidgeot.
>>58328670>it's inspired by a concept so it's good!!This is the same reasoning communist propagandists use to convince you Schoenberg was good and you are inferior or anti-intellectual for disliking it.
>>58329426Go back to plebbit you disingenuous shit stain.
It's not the best, but this fanmade design that took notes from the leaked sketches looks so much better than the abomination we'll no doubt get.
>>58329569I like >>58329416 more. Turning the jaw into an energy manifestation is a better interpretation
>>58329569>dude it is le cool and le spike!!!!kys
>>58329599how does that GF dick taste?
>>58329605ask your mother
>>58328129It's so funny that even this garbage design is better
Nevermind Mega Feraligatr actually looks pretty cool.>>58329599>Redditors jerk themselves off to Mega Dragonite because it brought back Dragonair aspects (really poorly might I add)>A fanmade design from a Pokemon that already has spiky scales becomes spikier and revives concepts from it's pre-evolution by bringing back Croconaw's caveman/wrestler themes>"OH MUH HECKIN SOIENCE, IS SO LE HECKIN BADDERINO!!!"Why are you faggots such disingenuous manchildren? Anything that looks even remotely cool needs to be gutted to appease your irony poisoned MLP loving toddler minds.
>>58329621>Why are you faggots such disingenuous manchildren?that mega design has>forced clothing / forced job>forced facial hair>forced le epin spikerinosall things that /vp/ categorically despises in every pokemon design they're present in, but because this one is not official, you love it and I'm supposedly the "disingenuous manchild"irredeemable contrarian retard. drown in your own piss
>>58329643>It literally just brings back and expands upon Croconaw aspects>This disingenuous nigger is pretending these aspects were never there in the first place>Feraligatr even has padded scales that are meant to look like pugilist gloves>"B-BUT LE HECKING CLOTHING AND BEARDERINO!!!!"Nigger it's just an expansion of Feraligatr's already existing scale pattern that's meant to evoke a pelt draped over his legs, Golisopod has the exact same thing going on.Are you seriously going to pretend that a few color splotches are a beard now? Are you fucking really? Does this look like Mega Delphox to you?>Ebin spikerinosYou mean the spiky scales that have been there since Totodile? Are you seriously that retarded?
>>58328129D-d-digimon, digimonD-d-digimon, digimonDigimon, digital monsters, digimon are the champions
>DOOOD I HAVE NO LE ARGUMENTS BUT I MUST REPLY
>>58328129nice digimon bro
>>58328129Actually an amazingly over-the-top and awesome idea, why are you autists mad about this
>>58329785I agree xister
>>58329643>forced job What job?
So it's a Kamen Rider reference?
>>58329569The loincloth is a little weird but solid overall. Could be a past paradox form.
>>58328320>When was the last time Gamefreak designed a good looking Pokémon?gen 9
>>58328206>>58328129My favorite genre of posters
i'm pretty sure they did it only because it's the "Big jaw pokemon" but it's not a jaw it's literally a mask
>>58329836Why is everything a fucking kamen rider reference
>>5832984475 looks like shit though
>>58329836Ok now it’s growing on me
>>58330026>
>>58329619I actually really love this design.Worth Centro discredited and humilated to the normies for the millionth time. I just wish retards didn't stick around to give him attention. Actually, this proves this fucking faggot does no research or reverse imagd searching before posting shit. Now I'm pissed off
>>58330115Kek, this is all the coping, secretly seething Ferigaytrfags right
>>58328670>he's just a goofy guy
>>58328129Every reptilian goes through one eventually.
>>58329426
>>58329844Ywnbaw Tinkatroon
>>58328320Cetitan, Wo-Chien, Arboliva, Mega Malamar, Espathra, Glimmora and Clodsire are all undebatably good designs. If you reply disagreeing then you're a faggot.
>>58329416Shit designwhats the red dragon mask meant to be here???Atleast the explanation>>58328670that its wearing a dead pokemon skull like a caveman theme from croconaw makes sense.
>>58328593>expectationbad>reality bad
>>58331118its Feraligayturd, it'd be bad no matter what
Emboar won
>>58331141That's winning?
>>58331201actually pretty cool
>>58328129Plot twist: its ability its Disguise
>>58331141Zoomies probably don't know who he is, but the blocky mohawk reminds me of Mr.T.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo1hUo7C6Ow
>>58331233>the coping begins
>>58331201Cope
>>58328390Wrong. Meganium is.
>>58331245nobody wants to play with your toddler toys, anon.
>>58331245>She gets to be prettyGood for her
>>58331063It became part Dragon type. The unstable type manifested itself through an energy head. That's it. That is the only take on that shitty double head concept that isn't completely fucking stupid. The fin becoming a second head for the feraligatr to play dress up as a fake caveman and so that it and the feraligatr's arms can pretend to do what its powerful real set of jaws already do is unbelievably retarded
>>58328129Just thought of a cool ability for this guy:Type: Water/Fire>Immolate>Normal Type attacks become fire type and deal extra damage>If a converted normal attack has no secondary effect, it gains a 30% chance to burn
>>58328670Its mega feraligatr not mega croconaw
>>58330880What was Sceptiles reptillian humiliation ritual
>>58328129"OK honey, i will put the cuck hood on while you fuck Mega Scrafty..."
>>58331201Cope artwork
>>58331201I swear Gamefreak comes up with ideas without actually thinking of how they’d work in motion. What exactly is going to get smashed by this? You’d need to bring the arms up with the back of the palms. That motion is dumb as fuck.
>>58331443Getting cucked by Tropius :(
>>58329676>It literally just brings back and expands upon Croconaw aspectsbut it's bad when Dragonite does it>This disingenuous nigger is pretending these aspects were never there in the first placemeds>Nigger it's just an expansion of Feraligatr's already existing scale pattern that's meant to [HEADCANON]yeah>Are you seriously going to pretend that a few color splotches are a beard now? if you're going to pretend that a literal rock on picrel's chin is a beard, then yes.But oh wait, I forgot: the rules only apply to official designsit's the beta shit all over again: "it's better because we'll never get it" even though it has the exact same flaws you chastise in official designs. pure unfettered forbidden fruit effect.>You mean the spiky scales that have been there since Totodile? Tyranitar also has spikes on it since Larvitar and yet the main thing everyone says about Mega Tyranitar is >"it just gets le spikerinos on it xDDD"again, it's OK when a fanmade design does it, the rules only apply to official designs>>58329834if "ninja", "emperor" and "literally just Zhang Fei" are jobs, then so is "caveman"but let me guess, it doesn't count this time because it's not official so it's instantly better. again.
>>58331443
>>58331141He lost
>>58328298>Pokemania nice try retard
>>58329844which cause you forgot to post it
>>58330880Even as a kid, I knew this was wrong. It was a hard watch.
>>58330880Someone jerked off to this, didn't they?
>>58332128>Help me, step-trainer! I'm stuck!
>>58331513Lol yeah it fucking sucks
>>58331201Looks dumb
>>58328129This just looks like he can't see anymore because of the mask so he's trying to feel his way around with his arms
>>58331513>>58331201yeah this is retarded
>>58331201Oh yea I can see it now
>>58331063>whats the red dragon mask meant to be here?...a giant dragon headwhat the fuck kind of question is that
>>58331529>Trying to use my own point against me like a faggot>Didn't even actively attempt to debunk what I said either>Is making a false equivalence to try and salvage his non existent argument>Loses an argument and starts saying meds>"O-OH MY S-SOIENCE!!! A spiky Pokemon gets spikier when it Mega evolves?! T-that's le heckin baderino!!!">"JOBMON JOBMON JOBMON JOBMON JOBMON!!!! EVERYTHING IS A LE HECKIN JOBMON!!!!"Get a life yawnie.
>>58329844>Dubs of Truth>>58329904>>58330897>>58332104>Uncultured Buffoon
>>58328320>How come GF keeps ignoring the criticisms nearly all new Pokemon receive?a minority your forget this a japanese series if japan dont complain nothing is going to change and japan just consoom and they always like goofy garbage
>>58328129>>58332709These aren't real, numbskulls. JOin up, we've got the real deal, numbskulls.https://discord.gg/fZ64UakMT6
>>58328129Feralisisters...
>>58333321NOT LIKE THIS NOOOOOO GATORBROS
>>58333325It's all over
>>58331275Nooo! We need it to be a dwagon!!
>>58333332Dracovish but worse?
>Greninja is the first mega you get in za rankedThey want people to use the frog over the gator.
>>58333339>>58333325
Isn't Totodile Mabel's canon starter aka the professor?
>>58331241scibidi croc scibidi croc
>>58328129>Kids would love it!
>>58333732im an adult and i love it
>>58330897
>>58333751I’m not a big fan of the design myself, but it’s still really impressive to me how immature people on here get when you tell them you like a design they don’t like.
>>58333756You will never be buffed. You have 75 attack, you have ugly design, you have Gigatroon Hammer. You are a shitmon twisted by fanarts and forced shilling into a crude mockery of Paldea’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back trainers mock you. Your trainers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your Fairy-type "friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance and behavior behind closed doors.Pokemon are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed pokemon to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Tinkatroons who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to any pokemon. Your 75 attack is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a dying Corviknight home with you, he’ll turn tail and fly away the second he gets a whiff of your dirty, poorly made hammer.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself I'm going to get a mega, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a Tangela, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, heavier than your hammer.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold Area Zero. Your trainers will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a hammer marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a 75 attack pokemon is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably shitmon.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>58333757Y'know, impressive is not the word I would use
>>58333757where do you think we are? reddit or something?
>>58328320>When was the last time Gamefreak designed a good looking Pokémon?Mega Malamar, Chesnaught, and Delphox last month
>>58333765
>>58333777Cope harder Tinkatroon, your axewound won't be healed
>>58333773No, that would mean you’d have to be able to make an argument without calling someone a slur!
>>58333775Delphox looks like shit.
>>58328129PFTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAA
>>58333780
>>58329836Still looks retarded
>>58333806
>>58333808>75 attack
>>58333780Nigga they literally need to dilate to prevent that wound from healing
>>58333811
>>58333816Kek
>Sharty is sperging about troons again lol
>>58333842He's going to enjoy all the crossdressing in legends ZA
You wanted cool well you are fucked
>>58328206>>58333818>LGBTQ+ friendly meme moeblob about to smash 'muh edge' digimon
>>58333861Things have been fucked longer than they haven't been.
>>58329844That’s not Great Tusk tho
>>58334232So fucking zvsed, I want even more babies btw
>>58331443the fact that its signature move is physical while sceptile is a special attacker
>>58334309>it gets a Mega Evolution in ORAS>it STILL can't use its old signature move effectively
>>58328129DigiGODS are laughing btw
>>58334439Digimon is also ridiculous though, and I say this as someone who loves digimon
>>58334309>>58334389GF really should just go back and rework old mons' stats. Especially from the first 3 gens.Not just give them +10 to a single stat, but shuffle their stats around in a way that actually works in a post physical special split world.
>>58328181>>58328206Digimon bros, we stay winning
>>58328206>anymore
>>58328989Even if you give it strong jaw, a water crunch, and 150 attack it still won't beat vishous rend. Which is kinda sad, it basically means the mon is uncompetitive because theres a mon that does the same thing without but better and doesn't take up a mega slot
>>58335659We never stopped winning. The Akiyoshi Hongo guys dont have retarded design philosophies like "we cant make this mon too cute/cool because that would be LE BAD!"
>>58328129So are there any actual pictures of this or are we all just freaking out over secondhand information?
>>58335696Vish will very likely be nerfed into the ground whenever it comes back, so I say Mega Gatr still has a shot at being relevant
>>58328129literally my mom's druddigon
>>58328206Literally every kanto mega has been straight up "le meme xD" for redditors, even Mega Malamar HAS to make a stupid funny face when the tentacles touch the brain because pokemon is so cucked that even a little bit of scary design isn't allowed
>>58335956The only meme Kanto mega is Venusaur, and it’s literally just because it’s fucking Venusaur.
>>58335956>even Mega Malamar HAS to make a stupid funny face when the tentacles touch the brain because pokemon is so cuckedYour brain is rotted brownoid.
>>58335963He means the new LZA Megas.Victreebel is an inflation joke, Dragonite is even more of a wholesome chungus dragon, the Raichus look like AI slop, and we know from the leaks that>Starmie gets le ebin long legs>Clefable might get le pink poop emoji on its head>god only knows what the other Mega Dimensions Kanto Megas are like
>>58328206you could've saved yourself a lot of energy if you just said gamefreak makes jokemons and jobmons a priority and save "cooler" designs for the psuedo and legendary mons
>>58336200>cooler
>>58329416Yooooo new digimon design looking fire.
>>58329836Feraligatr can already do that naturally, it's stupid. This would be really cool with an humanoid Pokémon.
>>58336205This thing looks like a Lilo and Stitch experiment
>>58331275I actually like that.
>>58328166We'll find out once we see how it REALLY looks. The leak gave us a basic idea, but it still was vague enough for things to look better or worse. Let's forget Hawlucha. We had the basic idea, but didn't really grasp what we were dealing with.
>>58332674>>58331513Yeah that's what I'm not getting, does the Kamen Rider version ever actually bite with the arms thing? All its doing in that clip is roaring and jumping onto their opponent.
>>58335956Mega Malamar stabs it's own brain to lobotomize itself while attacking, that's when it makes that face.It's also the only Mega so far with a confirmed bodycount behind it.
>>58335903Gankuck is a horrible way to get that point across.
>>58329599You are right it's fucking cool. You can jerk yourself offf with your other pedophile discord redditors about how illuminated you are for stockholm syndroming yourself into liking le epic reference meme XD garbage.For the sane people, More Mega Charizard Y, less epic meme garbage
>>58333780>>58333765>>58330897Based Corvinposter
>>58336651What face?
>>58333765I think what's funny is that Tinkaton has been a UU mainstay with occasional OU appearances all gen lmao
>>58328166Someone pointed out that the back spikes look like little arms and the more I see this the more I’m convinced that this design is real. No normal person would do this, this is some game freak shit.
