>Emolga uses Attract on Anon
>>58329635>Should be dynamaxed and bullying me with her featureless crotch
I’m not gonna fuck a squirrel.
>>58329710Yeah, because the squirrel is gonna fuck you
>>58329635EMOLGA SEXO!
>>58329635It has no effect.
seriously I can't not laugh whenever I see people being horny for something like Emolga or Pikachuthank you for being a source of joy to my life through all these years you insane motherfuckers
>>58329733I used to not but my avoidence of wanting to see Ash x whatever led me to searching for Pikachu x whatever instead. It was all downhill from there. You can replace Ash with any human male
>>58329733Just think of them as something like novelty fleshlights.Just something for you to masturbate with.
"But it failed!"
>>58329733In the anime emolga acts like s bratShe needs correction
Use that on me and your Speed's going to fucking plummet from all the String Shots
I love Emolga so fucking much dude
Oh Emolga-sama you are so beautiful and sexy
I hate Emolga so fucking much dude
>>58330371Imagine the hate sex
>>58330395Imagine the sloppy hot lesbian hate sex between Snivy and EmolgaEmolga would act so sassy and bratty and Snivy would simply just bondage her and give Emolga a kiss in the cheek making her blush with a hate face
https://youtu.be/vCbynaHoI7Y
>>58329794well even if I wanted a fleshlight I would still be imagining a whole woman around it, not something as small as the fleshlight itself>>58330143a "spoiled brat" sounds like a kid, it doesn't turn me on
>>58330468Women act like that sometimes
>>58330492yeah but it's not a turn on if they're the size of my foot
>>58330468I never thought about a spoiled brat as a little girl I imagined it like a woman who is always angry and likes to throw punches jokingly but loves you a lot in the inside
>>58330496They are just living fleshlights for us
>>58329635There was already a thread: >>58329254And there was already a thread before that thread: >>58325059
>>58330767Emolgabros are waking up
>>58329650This.
>>58330433Nah, Snivy would tie her up and whip her and Emolga would bitch but deep down she's getting off on it
>>583307671st thread was made after this one. 2nd thread is cuckshit hot picture though. At least he has good taste there
>>58330516that's kinda dark
>>58331042How? Emolga can breed with scolipede. If you think my cock would hurt her, blame gf. Also zebstrika btw.
>>58329635…then they used stockpile
>>58331119Emolga would definitely devour that Excadrill dick
>>58329733Pikachu is non sexual but they explicitly designed Emolga to be feminine and bratty
>>58329635Going to have to be dynamaxed for that to work on me, the effects aren't strong enough and the dynamax stays on.
>>58329733That's me but more every single pokemon in general other than Gardevoir
Hi cucky anon
>>58329650FPBP
>>58329650
>>58330953>1st thread was made after this oneyou might be retarded
Who is the cutest pika-clone?And why is it Emolga?
>>58331579Either Emolga or Pachi.
>>58331579the one that won a championshiphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO2-tVuCRlQ
>>58331579Dedenne
Hey cu- I mean, handsome
>>58331871She was gonna say cutey :)
It failed because I'm female.
>>58332877YwnbaceYou will never be a cute emolga!
>>58331351Emolga bullies all other Pokemons and acts like she's an untouchable princess but she secretly loves sneaking into the woods during the team meals to be completely used and tamed by that Excadrill bbc that always makes her cum uncontrollably and moan like a submissive bitch
>>58331579it really is emolga, it feels like the only time they tried to design something interesting instead of just filling in the slot. I GUESS Dedenne and Togedemaru are alright too.
Kuromi a cute
>>58329635Nooooo my dick is cumming on its own! Somebody stop this squirrel!
Stop sexualizing electric rodents you bags of nuts.
>>58333565Im about to loose buckets of loads to this pic alone thank you
>>58329635…But it failed!I like muscular Pokémon anyway.
>>58333399>spoiler
>>58329650>>58330886>>58331461>>58331469Why would anyone want to be beneath such a weak little rat?
>>58334293because pokemon trainers who're into this secretly just want stronger pokemons, the bigger the pokemon the better the catch and it doesn't matter if it takes months or years to catch it, no matter how smug it is, how hard it tries to play games with that trainer, a pokemon master doesn't let up until he gets what he wants.to put it simply, I am going to catch that emogla, I am not going to answer as to why or how, I am just going to try even if it ends in failure because I am going to tame the brat and make her my friend.
>>58334312and to add, if the anime series to go by then humans in the pokemon world are built like tanks that've withstanded a lot of stuff that would just outright kill them.
>>58329733>anon discovers weird fetishes existmore on this stunning revelation at 11
>>58329635Would you give it a whiff
>>58335241which part
Oh Emolga-sama you are so built for human cock
I just came to emolga and it was a very good fap
>>58335241Depends. How smelly are her farts?>>58336084I really need to stick an onahole in a plushie of this damn squirrel...
>>58335241No, but I'd kick it like a soccer ball and then proceed to break my foot because it's resistant to fighting attacks
>>58336236t. jealous femoid
>>58336094what picspill the details anon
>>58336304e621 net/posts/4658780e621 net/posts/5178941
>>58336339>boobaslopgross
>>58336355the other one isn't, you cunt
>>58331509>>5832963510/02/25 18:03:24>>5832925410/02/25 18:42:34
>>58336393Still anthroshit. There's hundreds of anthro Pokemon already, you don't need to ruin this one
>>58336414I fap to whatever i feel in that moment, but i still fap to on model emolgae621 net/posts/2758840
>>58336410you might have genuine brain damage, not just for being wrong about something so basic, but for completely rejecting the idea that you might be wrong when someone tells you so. try looking at the post numbers that you yourself linked, maybe.
I don't understand how this board works>an Emolga spam happens suddenly>each thread gets lots of replies in short timei'm pretty sure if someone made a thread "hehe I want to fuck Togepi", the board will have 3 threads per day about Togepi porn
>>58337030I'm just here because of the autistic macrofags who replied first to the thread.
>>58334293>wake up>see thiswhat do?
>>58337638ask her to pick me up and get me dressed so I can cook breakfest for the both of us.
>>58337047Jesus y'all really give it too much head to all this stuff I swear to God it is not a big deal
still crazy to me how the anime made her a sultry minx who uses her sex appeal to get her way
>>58337835Pikachu damn near had a harem that gen.
>>58337804The other anon is right. As soon as macrofags, vorefags, diaperfags or any other gross fetish is posted the entire thread is doomed and the best course of action is to migrate to a new thread and letting the old one die
>>58337945well despite the fact that the friendly neighbour hood macrominun drawfag swooped in to "doom" the thread, nothing has really changed and everyone still just wants to inhumane things to emogla like holding hands.
>>58337945I only see one macro art in the whole thread stop being so dramatic and post more cute emas
>>58329635Anon's Penis used Harden!
