This is the goofiest shit in existence. Did a Gatrfag pissed on the designer’s cereal or something?
Why do Pokémon designs have to be like this? It makes no sense. What are they trying to gain or accomplish?
>>58333457>goofiest shitThis is a compliment according to modern Pokemon fans
>>58333457>dude it’s a kamen rider reference lolI’d rather it have just turned out like Mega Aerodactyl. Punish the artist.
>>58333457The fact that you keep spamming these threads is proof it's not that bad. Seek validation elsewhere
>>58333457B-BUT IT'S A REFERENCE!!! IT'S A REFERENCE SO THAT MEAN IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD NOW!! LOKIX IS MY FAVORITE GEN 9 MON BTW I'M TOTALLY NOT AN NPC
>>58333510But Lokix isn't nearly as bad as Mega Gatr anon
>>58333487>keeps spamming>when it just came outretard
>>58333510Lokix doesn’t look retarded.
>>58333549it leaked months ago retardo-sempai
>>58333457Watch it be the most broken of the megas
>>58333457God fucking damnit I hate Game Freak so fucking much, retards are going to buy this slop anyways and probably say this design is somehow good.
>>58333457>This franchise has become nothing but MemeMonsGrim
>>58333457They knew that most fans were going to mindlessly flock to Totodile over the other two, so they gave it the goofiest mega to even the playing field. Totodile pickers lost in the end.
>>58333600Awww, I’ll buy it just for you, Anon
>>58333457This is just depressing to look at, sorry gatrbros, almost would have been better to not even get a Mega in ZA since they're all just memes
>>58333485This.
>>58333596>Water/Dragon>Strong JawStill worse than fucking Dracovish
>>58333604snarl
>>58333485>I’d rather it have just turned out like Mega Aerodactylso we went from >just add spikes lmao to >spikes are... le good!if /vp/ didn't have double standards you'd have no standards at all
>>58333457I like it, it's creative
typedo cope is in full force today
you wanted megas back well, there are not a good mega design, everyhting is fucking lame
>>58333650imagine being dumb enough to make this post
>>58333650>/vp/ is one personretard
>>58333457>Not a single good ZA Mega Sad
>>58333665
>>58333457Game Freaky saw how everyone reacted to FreakLeaks and came to the conclusion that Pokémonfans love it when a Pokemon gets ruined and reduced to a humiliating joke. They wanted to spread that love to some lucky megas too
>>58333457I unironically like the meme megas. Same thing with starmie. Go play digimon if you want a more edgy/conventional aesthetic.
>>58333674>how can i make this thread about typhlosion?
gimmickfags btfo againkeep begging for more of it, slop eaters
>>58333674this, and mememonz are alway the most popular and least forgettable btw everyhting bad in thiz franchise is thanks to poketurd fans
>>58333688>muh gimmickeven new pokemon looks like garbage gf cant design, bankrupt dead franchise
>>58333665Not true.But out of all the starters mega (with both Gen 1 and 3 as well), the ZA starters are for the moment the worst by far, unless Emboar is crazy good.
>>58333640The design doesn’t even make sense for Strong Jaw. How does a cumbersome helmet improve your bite strength?
>>58333710They made it nonsensical as a joke.
>>58333640>believing that "leak">>58333710If it does end up with Strong Jaw though, the explanation is simple enough. It bites down with its already impressive jaw strength, then it clamps the second, artificial set of jaws down too, dealing further damage
>>58333457It would be better if the arm teeth were on the inside of the arms. Him grabbing prey would look cooler
>>58333465Because they have no competition. Even Palworld is about to get sued and boycotted out of existence. They can do whatever they want, shit on the people that buy their product, and you'll do nothing about it and buy it anyway like always. That's the power of monopoly.
>Noooo my cartoon alligator is cartoony
>>58333665>Hawlucha>Malamar>Chesnaught
It's always gen 1 and 2 Pokemon they always get the worst forms, it's like gf is laughing in genwunners
>>58333912Except Charizard
>>58333912Good, fuck Genwunners, it makes me feel so much joy that their little childhood game is being taken from them
dumbest shit I've seen
I think mega Dragonite would be cool if the wings were on its back...
>>58333917Feralirgator is from gen 2 tho
>>58333916This, funny how Charizard got the 2 megas and the only Kanto starter they keep shilling lol venusar mega they just put a gay flower on its head
>>58333457
>>58333794Bro I haven't bought a pokemon game in 20 years
The problem is most people just want edgy/GAR pokemon designs and pokemon has really never been about it. Even pokemon loke Rayquaza and Giratina are relatively tame and even have plushes/chibi merchandise. If you want edgy/cool/complex pokemon designs, there is a game for that. Its called Shin Megami Tensei. To expect anything more than gags abd wacky forms from gamefreak is just setting yourself up for disappointment.
>>58333457I took a nap and wound up rising my vibrations above the fake, forced fear. Now I know the truth that the new Mega Feraligatr (that we haven't seen yet) looks pretty neat. And I will no longer lower my vibrations assuming otherwise.Meditative sleep is cool by the way. You should try it some time, anon!
>>58334091Aaaaaanyway, what do you think of mega Feraligatr anon?
The copium and contrarianism is fucking insane.>uhh it’s actually very creative even though it’s just an imitation of something else>it’s a reference so it has to be good>it’s meant to be a joke>pokemon designs were never cool or edgy so it’s okay if this design is shit>it grew on me :)You have to be joking. This thing doesn’t even look like it works on a mechanical level.
>feraligar's shitty halloween costumegame freak really will just greenlight any design these days, huh?
I'm waiting on the actual design and its animations to leak. I'm curious what fighting style Gamefreak is going for. Don't think any of the fanarts is doing it justice, especially considering how different Mega Malamar ended up being from the leaks.
>>58334240stage three: bargaining
>>58333465They're trying too hard to subvert expectations and be different from any fanarts, so they just make some extremely retarded goofy and weird shit.
>>58333648what are you saying cum skinned faggot? westerners and japanese by majority are the only ones who buy this slop
>>58334195the last bit is the real clincher for methis fuckass design wouldn’t even be able to clamp down and bite something right, there’s a reason the jaw is two interconnected aligned thingsdid the feraligatr train under waterfalls day in and day out to snap those arms to the exact right position to interlock with the upper jaw? I never even bother scrutinizing details like this but it’s so obviously stupid here, tf are you even doing anymore game freaky?
>>58334360Why would they need to interlock? If it's "biting" things with the secondary jaw, it just needs to crush its target between the arm spikes and false head.
>>58334153Not the same anon, but as someone who still manages to like new Pokemon designs, I'm not a fan of Mega Feraligatr, assuming it'll look just as goofy as we expect it to be.So far, the new Megas I like are Malamar, Hawlucha, and all 3 Galar starters.
be honest, did any of the fans do better?
>>58334412All of them did
>>58334412it's impressive how few of these are actually better than what we got
>>58334412I think it’s more of a “less shit than what we got” rather than them actually being good
>>58334417>>58334421I was gonna post it without a caption originally, but taking a look at them, it's remarkable how uninspired most of them are. I might actually be warming up to the real thing.
>>58333650It's literally just 1 person spamming that le add spikes shit. Everyone else loves megas.
>>58334412>c4fucking christ that's dogshit
>>583344122E, 3G, and 4G are alright, I fw tomycase’s art, and even if their design is overdesigned (like a lot of megas are) it’s still pretty good by mega standardsalso 1B, 5E, 6A are solid, and 8F (genwun reference!) toolastly, shoutouts to 7I btw for just being a better version of what we’re actually getting
>>58334427least obvious grewmer
>>58334457They're no Sugimori, but I enjoy their goofy art style otherwise.
>>58334457yeah you can just tell sometimes that a porn artist made something even when it’s not that
>>58334457it's the only one that's memorable out of that entire image. everything else is generic and forgettable
>>58334468NTA but I liked Mega Gatr from the start, it's actually pretty cool.Meganium is my bro though, so I'm still choosing Chikorita.
>>58333662>>58333664>>58334442>let us prove that /vp/ isn't an NPC hivemind by replying the same thing 3 timesthe comedy writes itself
>>58334496>make retarded post>everyone calls you a retard>h-haha I’m right see?!retard
>>58334490Cringe slop eater. I’ll admit though the concept isn’t irredeemable.
>>58333465Goofyfags are in control
>>58334497slophog npc negroid
>tototard STILL not understandingGoofy bastard pokémon is supposed to get a goofy bastard mega evo. Did you not see Victreebel? Or did you think ferackigatr was somehow good?
>>58333457It's not that far off from the original design, just has a jaw hood now. It's really not that terrible.
The outrage surrounding this mega feels forced as fuck. I can think of so many more retarded looking megas and pokemon than this relatively tame thing.
>>58334703name five
>>58334675>ferackigatrman I bet you were so proud of yourself for that one
>>58334412Many of these aren't good at all.
>>58334711Not really, don't care about keeping score when there's no innate tally being kept. It really was more about hammering home the point it was bollocks longer than (You)'ve been alive to stan it.
>>58334412all of these are shit and yet they're somehow less shit than the real thing
>>583344122L 7I 7H 7L and 8D are the only passable ones
>>58334412Yeah. B8, H7, H8 are better implementations of what we're assumed to be getting. A7's not bad, I like the idea of a bigger sail on the back. Some of these look like repurposed base design changes though, like how is D8 a mega? That looks like a regional. But I don't expect random fan artists to design something amazing right off the bat though, they're not professional artists hired by one of the biggest studios ever and whose work presumably goes through multiple revisions.>>58334696Remove the jaw hood and it could probably pass from something in >>58334412. The problem, imo, is that it's mechanically nonsensical in a way that feels jarring. Well, to me anyway.
Saw this fanart and it was instand love, then saw leaked back model and it was like 'oh god oh fuck' this design is fucking amazing
>>58334703becaue its a old pokemon from a old gen if were from another nu-gen nobody is giving a shit
>>58333457Feralifags lose yet again
>>58334120Shut up, faggot. You're not special.
johturds lost yet again, jotho tcg pocket packs were a flop too lmao
>>58334808the most humilliated region,the cloaca of kanto kek
>>58334709Blipbug, Stonjourner, Terrakion, Mega Mewtwo X, Mega Sharpedo
Feraligatr always looked retarded. It's just that most of /vp was also always retarded and never noticed.
>>58334762Yes, it is very mechanically nonsensical. I'm kinda seeing it as a sort of frilled lizard hood. And I do in fact like the way it shades it's face in that particular drawing. If it ever flips all the way back, you can kinda imagine it as a cloak or cape, which is also cool.
>>58334412some did, some didn'tbut unironically I think you could have probably canonized any of them and you'd get people going 'yep this is the best possible execution of mega feraligatr, thank you gamefreak!'
>>58334814Blipbug, Stonjourner, Terrakion are megas?
>>58334840>I can think of so many more retarded looking megas and pokemon
nice shit form feralichuds
>>58334846I'm blind. Please understand.
>>58334457>Malandra-parodiasThat's a Brazilian macaco, is it any surprise the art is complete shit?
>>58333465I bet that some of these Mega designs for ZA were made with AI first and slightly adjusted so when asked, GameFreak can say they “made it on their own”.Mega Raichus really made me suspicious of GameFreak since it’s literally just Raichu but with Y and X.
>>58334808>>58334813>same writing style>one minute apart
>hey gets dragon’s mawwould be funny
>>58334906That would actually be very cool.
>>58333605im just going to dump my starter
>>58333633The expectations one is so much worse
>>58333457I like the idea of the spikes on his forearms forming the bottom jaw of the helmet.its essentially a way to turn his entire upper body into a set of jaws.interesting design if it actually functions that way but I'm sure game freak will fuck it up
>>58334993there's not a single creature that holds its arms stretched out in front like that. exposing your belly like that is retarded
>>58334993>its essentially a way to turn his entire upper body into a set of jaws.A bad way. It has no leverage.
>>58335031there is not a single creature that can shoot blasts of fire either but this is Pokemon.
>>58334993one thing i would prefer is if the spikes were on the bottom side of its arms, so that it has its palms up when it forms the pseudo-jawthat way it could also use its claws in tandem with the spikeswould be pretty cool
>>58335059I don't think it works at all. Why go through that when you can just grab something and bite it with, you know, the jaws you already have? The concept feels like it was written on paper and thought to be cool without actually considering reality. I think it's going to be more like >>58334832 says, where it's a hood and only meant to represent the idea of a big jaw rather than actually using it.
>>58334412Hey you're the collage guy! What's up man? How've you been?I really like doing the chart. I used to just have a bunch with letters, but your way looks much more presentable.
>>58333633Shit like this further illustrates that fans have poor taste for design and is why every other monster franchise is garbage. Fakemons are 99.9% unmemorable and cringe
>>58333457I wouldn't hate it as much if his body was alot more longer and muscular like Mega Swampert was. Still would look stupid but justified enough to be a mega design than a shitty costume
>>58335090sugimori will never let you hit
>>58335082Everything's good. Feeling like I gotta stop at some point, but I do want these to live on.
>>58335078I think when it uses it to attack, it's more likely it would bite with its real mouth first, then snap the secondary jaw shut over something it already has trapped. So it won't be trying to grab anything with the fake head, it will be a source of extra damage to finish off its target
>>58333633The left one is absolutely horrendous and generic.
>>58334412Nebunis did well
>>58335375and yet, somehow, it is better than the real thing
>>58333633We were expecting Godzilla 1998?That's a lotta fish
>>58334798What's that? I can't hear you from down there. Christ is king. Repent or perish!
References don't have to look retarded
>>58335578Zilla inspiration would’ve been better than Revice desu
>>58335375I'd rather take a generic mega over some skibidi shitpost.
>>58335625Yes they do
>>58334867Based on "parodias" in the name, it's probably meant to be parodies, or humorous in general.
>>58334412For me, it's 5E. That's my ideal.
>>58333457Do we actually have legitimate screenshots or not? I remember everyone shitting on Mega Malamar until it actually got revealed.
>>58335694idk i think 5E is a little oversimplified, much more of a 3.5E guy myself
>>58333633Those both look ugly lol get some taste
>>58334412I'm leaning towards the 3/BGH direction myself. J6 is probably my favorite though.
>>58335738lol
Why is everyone pretending this isn't a cool as fuck design?
>>58335939because it’s not, you redditor nonce
>>58335939Why are you pretending this is a cool as fuck design?
>>58334412No, Pokémon fans have terrible media literacy. That's why the leaked descriptions of the mega neglected details like Malamar having a brain and shoulder pads. Thank God they don't let fans make decisions. If they used fan designs the series would look like every other shitty monster tamer
>>58333457this is the whole discussion
>>58336013>>58335959
>>58336015because a big ass crocodile wearing a fucking bigger crocodile hat and biting you with its arms is the coolest fucking shit ever dog hes gonna hold you in his outside mouths and eat your ass to death with its inside mouths
>>58336013>>58336023you need to be 18+ to post here
>>58336023Congrats. You just made it sound even MORE retarded. Impressive.
fight
>>58336114they should kiss because a big ass crocodile wearing a fucking bigger crocodile hat and kissing you with its arms is the hottest fucking shit ever dog hes gonna kiss you with his outside mouths and smooch your ass to death with its inside mouths
>>58336103uh oh gramps is having another retard moment>>58336109congrats you've never felt a womans touch
>>58336114now they're having a bad breakup
>>58336127>no argumenti accept your concession.
>>58336126I edited the right one, but my god, being a furfaggot is cursed, now I want this big head to bite me, and lick me all over while gatr is humping me
>>58336132>>no argument>i accept your concession.so you mean i already won since>>58336109>Congrats. You just made it sound even MORE retarded. Impressive. and>>58336103>you need to be 18+ to post herearent arguments thanks for the free win bro
>>58336137h-HOT!!!!
>>58336141you didn't even refute me, little timmy
>>58336141
>>58336149>>58336144>you didn't even refute me, little timmyyou first "big man"
okay guys, but seriously now...if my version with that big head will become the one...[it will but from the back I can't tell much] THEN...what are chances we get shitton vore like bdsm gay porns with this mega?
> > 58336156>no uwhat a coincidence, guess what i'm doing with this post!
>>58336161> > 58336156lol didnt even tag the reply right>what a coincidence, guess what i'm doing with this post!sitting crisscross applesauce one thumb up your ass the other being sucked on?
>>58336161h-hey anon its been like almost 10 minutes come on you gotta make an argument or you lose on timeout
>>58336183I already lost it when I saw what you both post
>>58336186w-what ... no anon you cant we HAVE to argue its our 1 human interaction a day anon if we dont argue what are we :{
>>58336188I already draw mega gatr gay bdsm porn with his huge head being alive and eating the faggot during aggressive humping btw
>>58333465Humiliation ritual
>>58336196well alright anon-kun but just know ILL REMEMBER YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE I LOVE YOU RANDOM ANON
>>58334412I like 2K in theory, but it could use some refinement
>>58336202I think it would be funny, not even officially out and already have the head fetishized and its a gay bdsm porn
>>58336211feraligator is usualy a bottom but the strain of mega evolution makes its big fat veiny cock literally grow a mind of its own that only seeks out hard anal sex
>thread just turns into gay fetish erp after a reddit tourist spergs out at being told their taste is shitlmao
>>583344127H
>>58334427I'll take uninspired ones over this absolute garbage that is the official one
>>58335729No and people shit on M-Malamar because the leaker (the one who'd actually played the game) was so disinterested, they actually stated "It's hard to describe better" than "malamar has gone on a diet", despite it growing a brain and cape. For what it's worth, the same leaker ALSO gave more detail for Feraligatr's mega than for most other megas they revealed, but neglected to state it stands like a 70's-style zombie, arms outstretched to form its lower jaw (just like they neglected to give a LOT of detail regarding the new megas).
>>58336296>thinking tototards were ever straightrofl
>>58333755Or it could make all bite moves hit twice, which would be cool but super-broken.
>>58333457>kids would love it!
>>58336545Nah, as always it boils down to faggots invading and shitting things up.
>oblivious retard tries to re-shape realityNah, fags were always the only ones who gave a fuck about it. Didn't help that Japan favoured Totodile because cute funny biter, so they never evolved Ash's to then market it to the west. But that's why we have individuals sperging no-one likes the shitty druddigon rip-off because of the straight majority of the board, while ignoring all the gays loving the idea of it.
>>58334412D1 looks okay? I guess?
>>58334412I really like H7I wonder if people will be able to tell the official design apart from the slew of fan designs when we find out its true appearance?
>>583344122J, 6A, 6F, 7H are alright.
>>58334412imo the best one is I7, followed by H7I7 has the huge armor jaws but keeps the overall body shape and poster without going over the top with spikes and or armor liek scales.
>>58333485what, this is suppose to be a revice reference??
>>58334153NTA blah blah blahI don’t think it’s very good. I will say it’s very funny that after the Nintendo direct people were screaming that they didn’t want to overshadow the ZA starter’s mega’s and then one of them gets leaked and people have already folded. Almost like some Pokémon don’t fucking need mega’s at all
>>58334153Ot looks like shit, at best
>>58336929is there literally any evidence that this is real? reminder that the whole board believed the last mega feraligatr leak, which turned out to be fake and gay
>>58336932>is there literally any evidence that this is real?hello?! Centro is a pretty reliable leaker.its 100% real.
>>58336953he said the last one was real too KEK
>>58336957and surprise surprise! it ended up being.your point?
>>58336960y'know your bait was pretty decent at first but you blew it
they really do hate the johto starters, it's not a meme