>Typhlosion is a pedomon>Mega Feraligatr is clunky and uglyWe won the long game. Apologize now!!!!
>>58333793>starting starterwars with gatrbrostypedo falseflag thread
>>58333800Cope
>>58333802Why would I be coping? I'm a meganiumchad. That's how I know this is a typedo falseflag thread
>gay mon turns into gay toylol
>>58333800I only pretended to be your ally because it was advantageous at the time. Now you're a loser so I'm ready to move on lol tho sorry kid
>>58333793>will always be a gay shitmon
>>58333822you aren't very good at this, typedo
>>58333793I wonder who could be behind this thread
>58333848>58333810>how do I make this about Typhlosion?
>>58333857>how do i make this blatant typedo falseflag thread about typhlosion?
Gen 2 the worst gen
The johto starters were never good
>>58333871Meganium and Feraligatr were always kino
>>58333878Meganium and feraligatr are just diet coke venusaur and charizard
>>58333886>implying sauropods are toads>implying alligators are dragons
>>58333871>No cool dual typing >No signature moves >No interesting abilities >No cool/interesting megas >A shit ton of more useful Fire/Water/Grass types in the same game as a better replacement >The worst fanbase of the franchise >One of them is a pedophile >Forever memoryholed between the kanto starters and the hoenn starters >Gamefreak had to lock the kalos starters mega beyond a paywall otherwise no one would use meganium and feraligatr over mega greninja and chesnaught
>>58333793Maybe Meganium will grow on me after all these years. I thought it was decent, just kinda uninteresting but far from the worst (Gen 8). Its mega is...fine, but it is just far less interesting than Mega Chesnaught. In fact I don't think any of the ZA starter megas will be as good as the Kalos starters (even Greninja). I have one last sliver of hope that Feraligatr isn't as awful once the game finally comes out, but I don't even think it will be higher than just "decent".Meganium still has to compete with Emboar though, and I actually have hope for Emboar. So I don't think it truly has won yet.But being the most hated starter of its gen (and compared to most gens), being near useless in competitive and in a gen that is very popular to hate right now, just because its Mega's design is "better" than Feraligatr's is a very weak victory imo, especially if megas aren't available after ZA (outside Champions).
>>58333905Unpopular flower dinosaur and unpopular flower dinosaur Obese reptile and obese reptile
>>58333923what better grass types are there in johto
>>58333793I claim Meganium's thicc butt in the name of Queen Lee Majesty and King Sizedbed.
>>58333848You lost lol tho
>>58333822if not typedo falseflag then inferiority complex from a lifetime of being bullied more than every other starter.Yet, the gatrbros and boarbros were always kind to you all and rooting for your success. I guess you just have an ugly disloyal heart or a falseflag pedophile heart
>>58333819A forced meme will always be a forced meme.
>>58333800ZA Starter fans are bros, ignore this pretender
>>58333802Arrest
>>58334167Based, more people should understand this is the trio of fat ASSed starters
>>58333793I never doubted my wife
>>58333793>Pedomon (Typhlosion) >Baramon (Feraligatr) >Sissymon (Meganium) The johto trio in a nutshell
>>58333793>We won the long game. Apologize now!!!!
>>58335988Meme magic will not be on your side, fool.
>>58336019Yes the fuck it is retard see>Feraligatr
but
>>58336019>Typhlosion
>>58336019your king for some fucking reason
>>58336045The Meganium hate really is a parody of itself at this point.
>>58336234People have having calling johtomons as a whole fisher price for years.
>>58336252>tyranitar is fisher pricePokefags are retarded then.
>>58333793>first starter for faggots, leading into tranny faggotry like Primarina being acceptable because "we already did Meganium, so why not?"No.
>>58336788>its for faggots because i said it isMeganium is wholeheartedly the straightest Johto starter
>Mega Ferligatr is shaping up to be such garbage I might actually pick Meganium10 year old me would not believe this
>>58334031There literally isn't, unless you like waiting until Kanto for your grass types to finally be usable or relying on real-time Pokegear gifts.>need a Leaf Stone for Victreebel, Vilepume and Exeggutor; only Exeggutor is particularly great but requires Kanto TMs to achieve its fullest potential, else it's just pure dogshit>need to get the RNG to win first place in the Bug Catching Contest for a Sun Stone for Bellossom and Sunflora, but why would you want either of these?>Parasect, Tangela and Jumpluff are total dogshit
>>58336821common meganium win
>>58336826Helps that it can run Dual Screens natively, something only shared with Ledian (LOL) and Mr. Mime (unobtainable until Kanto).
>>58335829>I guess you just have an ugly disloyal heart or a falseflag pedophile heartit's the latter.
>>58333793The skull leaks are fake
>>58333793*USES CHARCOAL-BOOSTED MODEST NATURED ERUPTION*
>>58336873>does almost no damage due to low healthsucks to suck
>>58336873No Choice Scarf? Uh oh, time for you to get outsped and eat shit!
>>58333793Stats are terribleType is grass netting it five weakness Ice, Fire,Flying,Bug,Poisonall very common moves in most pokemon even powerhouse onesIt's slow as hell too so the odds of it getting a shot off before dying are slim to none The alleged Fairy addition to it's grass gives it yet another weakness to steel another common move for most power house pokemon and quadruple damage to poison an extremely common typing with moves such as sludge wave, sludge bomb, poison jab to melt Meganium even in this new battle system I do not see it being used well enough to justify a slot, Johto simply like Sinnoh mons are just trash
>>58336905>not karenfagging your way to victory ngmi
>>58336905You can tell a mulatto leak tourist from reddit wrote this
