ITT: We commemorate the fact we dodged a bullet by not being in Legends ZA and getting an awful ugly pity mega (the consolation of the shillmon) that nobody will use.
>>58341124Cope
>>58341124Imagine if every Pokémon had a dark backstory
>>58341124>"""Typhlosion""" thread>immediately start talking about other pokemon
I'd rather use a pedo badger that looks actually cool over a gay dinosaur fisher price toy and a fat faggot gator wearing a speedo and a toilet helmet.
typhlosion killing everything in its path to eliminate any obstacles between it and its beloved prepubescent girls
>>58341140>says faggot for Feraligatr but only gay for Meganium>Meganium's descriptor is way less harsh than Typhlosion's and Feraligatr's closet Meganium fan. Probably homosexual male who pretends to be straight
you people are delusional as fuck, they literally turned him into a femboy with bedroom eyes in arceus and you think he will get good mega, it will be even worse than feraligatr
>>58341157
I love how typedos pretend hisuian typhlosion doesn't exist to cope and dilate so hard lmao
>>58341124You don't have to use megas you don't like. Tough concept for a pedophile I guess.
>>58341124OP is being somewhat of a fag, but that pic goes hard. >58341157>58341208>58341210and like clock work we have even bigger fags >>58341168I mean, Meganium is already a girly flower so becoming a fischer price toy kinda works for it, its nothing compared to whatever the fuck happened to Feraligatr >>58341184regionals and megas have different design philosophies, if typhlosion got a mega it would likely be the polar opposite of "femboy with bedroom eyes"
>>58341131Game Freak would never allow any of their precious coddled shillmons be weighted down by anything like that.
>>58341220AND LIKE CLOCKWORK WE HAVE EVEN BIGGER FAGS
>>58341224Oh n-
>>58341124If it doesn't appear in the DLC, then we're in the clear.That aside, I'm just here to appreciate Typhlosion, not dunk on any of the other starters and/or their megas.
>>58341270no need to yell, anon
Weren't you guys constantly crying about Typhlosion not being in ZA for weeks, blaming everyone for it and coping about the DLC being it's chance to get a mega? Now, suddenly you don't want one, huh?
>>58341404that is quite the conundrum, shame that there are only a very small handful of typhlosion fans and they all think and act the exact the same way, or your question would have a really obvious and straighfoward answer.
>>58341412Can't blame me when the OP pic itself came from the very same crowd that I'm referring to. Like, what did Tepig even do to Typhlosion?
>>58341404They're coping, and I guarantee that if one got confirmed for it Typedos would make a million "beat the allegations" posts. Quote me on that
>>58341420>crowedits almost certainly all one guy >what did Tepig even do to Typhlosion?I'm confused why they didn't used Emboar (granted Emboar really didn't do anything to Typhlosion either but at least its fully evolved) though OP at least had the sense to include Game Freak (it was their fault for letting an intern write the story) and Twitter (for orchestrating the cancel campaign). >>58341437wouldn't be any worse than the 10 million "Typedo" you faggots keep spamming
>>58341224Lmao
Typedo fags need to take a page out of hypno fans books. You don't see them crying 24/7 about their favorite pokemon being a rapist.
>>58341492A)Hypno got vindicated.B)Even if not, they had 26 years to get over, while Typhlosion fans have only had 1.
>58341492>typed-Opinion discarded
Pedo Freak needs to take a page out of literally every other monster franchises’books and not let a retarded intern write rape fanfics. You don't see fans of any monsters from any other franchise having to endure viral hate campaign over rape lies
>>58341437Exist. That's it
>>58341519Meant for >>58341420
>>583415191) How is typhlosion that fat from 1 regional? 2) typhlosion got all the rape libel, giving it all the forms would just be lore accurate
