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>>58348130Hex/thread
Hex is cute! CUTE!!!!
>>58348138Correct opinion
Hegs bread
i like to see Hex in different outfit
>>58348130Hexcest
BIG Hex doing part-time work at the Aether Foundation...
can we erp here or nah cause i'll just leave if we cant
Weak to Dark-types
>>583485434X weakness!
>>58348540Do whatever you want but I shan't be participating
Hex and Hex linked up! Need it or keep it?
>>58348540>>58348543Please leave.
>>58348628Oh God....
Why did May decide to become a hex maniac?
>>58348741To become irresistable to men.
>>58348741That Mt. Pyre bassline got to her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEtlhq1PxI4
>>58348770Ah, so she's a poser then? I should've expected it. She probably can only cast normie curses like hiccup inducing and shoelace untying hexes. Girls like her are killing the hex community.
So this bitch is the Mei (Overwatch) of the franchise? As in, people draw her with humongous breasts for no reason and now everyone thinks she's canonically stacked even if the official character isn't?
>>58348857Kind of, but the whole titcow Hex trend was started because of the one selling milk in XY.
>>58348857No, this happens to every pokegirl, and some pokemon.
>>58348857What's bad about it? Some Mei pics are fine.
>>58349073>>58348214Explain this joke please
>>58349509Girls love footlongs with extra mayo
>>58349509sandwich See the tiny faded image on the top right. That edit began circulating shortly after people started memeing nuhex around because of her funny pose with her arms stretched out forward, and some artists wanted in on the 'joke' too. Yes, that's it.
>>58348984>>58349073>>58349887Hex, stop eating all that junk food, it'll make you fat.
>>58349928>it'll make you fat.Feed her more, you fool! More milk for us!
I hired a hex maniac on Etsy to perform a ritual to make my dick bigger. How long should I have to wait for results?
>>58350352Depends on how needy she is for children or a boost in her dairy business.
>>58348857>the Mei (Overwatch) of the franchise?>As in, people draw her with humongous breasts for no reason>no reasonYou are retarded, Mei-Ling Zou is canonically a chubby girl, and Hex Maniac wears a form obscuring outfit and is a trainer type not a person, so people can draw her as secretly busty as they want.
>>58349928Good.
>>58348857>implying Mei doesn't have huge tits canonically.
Who smells worse between Zinnia, Mina and Hex Maniac?
Canonically flat btw
>>58349509the second one is based on the telekinetic pizza meme. Not sure on where the sandwich came from so >>58349887 is probably correct.
it's her monthalso French
>>58348792all pokegirls should get HEXXED
>>58350986Does fucking Banette counts as ghost sex or plushophilia?
>>58351108Plushophilia first, certainly.
>>58348543will she bully me for being talian
>>58350735Mei's tits aren't big. Look at her in the "Rise and Shine" animation, and all of her skins in the game. People just draw her with udders because of that one blue top concept art.
>>58351213>Mei's tits aren't big>just look at her in [animation with her big jugs]>people just draw her with udders because [canonical concept art with big jugs]Ok.
>>58351350Have you ever seen tits in real life? She has average sized chest in Rise and Shine.
>Hex Maniac turns me into a sex maniac
>>58351380Well how do we turn her back?
Tomorrow Hex gets a week's worth.
>>58348857>>58350894Hex is canonically busty now fags
>>58351474Fuck that. In a few days, ZA won't be remembered because of the new megas, or the real time combat.Even less about customization or gameplay.No, when ZA drops, this month will be remembered as the return of our beautiful maiden to her throne. Hex Maniac 2: Milky Bogaloo.
>>58351462That's the best thing: you don't!
>>58352095how do we turn her black?
>>58351359>She has average sized chest in Rise and Shine.People like you are why women think all men are pigs.
>>58351495Literally always has been: >>58350894. People that deny it are delusional.
Never have I seen a crusade on /vp/ more persistently pathetic than that of the onmodelfags. There's always one person in every pokegirl thread - it wouldn't surprise me if it's all the same person to be frank - complaining about "honesty". No one gives a fuck about your contrarianism dawg, go jerk off to flat Hex or something because there's thousands of images of that already but at the same time don't get upset that people just like big tits.
>>58352609>There's always one person in every pokegirl threadThere's always one or two on model purists impotently screeching in pretty much every relevant thread on every populated board. Retards will be retards.
>>58352633>>58352609They literally can't shut up, just endlessly screeching and shitting themselves trying to pick the same tired, worthless fights. And its all just arguing in bad faith anyway. What they really want is control. Scream loud enough to ban one thing, then you can scream some more to ban something else of greater importance. It's arguing in bad faith, for the purposes of gaining power over something. They scream at us for being impure or whatever, while they themselves are insincere about their own objectives. It's all so tiresome and transparent. And they're so dedicated to this useless little crusade, far out of proportion to what they're ostensibly aiming for, that you know there's a completely different goal hiding underneath it.
>>58351350You really think these are big jugs? No wonder why you use a Homestuck character.
My wife Mei!
>>58353272>disingenuous retardEvery time.
>>58353307Didn't say anything wrong though
>delusional retardEvery time.
>>58353355>i pissed my pants because i saw something i dont like, I win da internetwow
>>58353374parroting is an admission of defeat
>>58353610Cute chubby dork
>>58353577Still waiting for someone to say in which shape or form those are big tits
>>58352106You live in Alola for a few generations. But then the class goes from Hex to Alolan Witch, which curses can be equal to worse, depending on the severity of the curse.
>>58353779Still waiting for you to figure out that different people draw and enjoy characters in different ways
>>58353940I'm so conflicted about liking this.
>>58353979I mean it could be construed as a little racist, but they both still cute.
>>58353985That is not at all why I'm conflicted.
>>58353940>>58353979The orginal is a race-bend fetish picture, turning it into a blacked picture is fucking shit taste
>Hex threads on /vp/ were mercifully free of the grotesque shit present in the /v/ threads which are all made by /trash/ rejects>they've now found /vp/So much for good Hex threads. Was nice while it lasted.
>>58353979Just gonna post the actual original so people don't have the mistaken notion that this fucking grotesque shit is anything but a shitty edit.
>>58354036Cry more lol
>>58354047Based. Posting the original of that other one for the same purpose.
>>58354036Fine, I'll back off. Can't control what my dick likes even if I know it's mostly tourists and activists pushing the fetish. If anyone comes here and says "Built for dark types" or any shit like that I'll still be pissed alongside you.
>>58353951I'm not arguing against that, I'm replying to a dude who says that canonicaly she has large breasts, which she hasn't.
>>58350894not flat-flat desu. but pretty modest.
>"Oh I love Hex Maniac, she's my waifu!">wouldn't drink a gallon of her breastmilkCare to explain?
>>58354337Is a lot of milk for one man
>>58354337I'm Hispanic, that's my excuse. I did GOMAD once with my friends and had super bad diarrhea, while my white looking Indian friend just had an upset stomach, but my Dutch friend was perfectly fine. I literally can't love Hex as much as other people. Sad!
>>58354742>Hispanic>TMIChecks out.
>>58354761He literally asked for the explanation. That's it.
>>58354742>tfw white and can drink all the milk I wantFeels good to be God's favorite.
>>58354761>Hispanic>not into Bulma or Chi-ChiI dunno chief, the math doesn't add up.
>>58354742>Hex, as the milk associated waifu, makes her literally the Aryan Pokemon fan waifu of choiceOh. Oh no, no, no. That just opened up a whole can of autistic worms we would have preferred sealed.
>be spic>can drink all the dairy I want no problemI am invincible.
>>58354876Clearly the problem is you don't want as much of Hex's milk as me.
>>58353272Those are big for real life human beings though. Stop being a retarded coom head.
>>58354876Did you every try drinking a gallon of milk within a few hours though? I don't have any problems with dairy either, just literally doing GOMAD which is a workout program for anorexics anyways.
hexhibitionism
Behold: the ultimate litmus test for being allowed in this thread. Either drink it within 6 hours or go fuck off to the Shirona thread.
>>58355081I mean, I probably could but I have no reason to. I basically drink 1L of milk every day for over a decade at this point. Not to mention eating a lot of cheese and other food. I don't think they even sell milk gallons like this where I live, it looks like bleach lol.
>>58354277>>58350894Silly anon, she wears a magic brahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJiq2ixiVEc
>>58355178The term is minimizer bra
>>58355138Spic detected. You can leave now.
>>58355206Trannies call them binders. I know because I dated one once. Now I use knowledge of those DD milkers to argue with people on the internet.
Going on a date with Hex!
>>58355427>>58355429>>58355430>One drinkReally Hex? You are from France (the Pokémon equivalent to be exact), you should drink this stuff like its water.
>>58355659Hex doesn't normally drink alcohol because it would make her milk taste sour.
Geez bill...two threads?!
>>58355702The farm is increasing!
>>58355063Those are normal breasts you imbecile, she doesn't need to have perfectly round perky baloons for them to be big, but don't be contrarian just for the sake of it, those tits aren't big.
>>58355702HOLY SHIT TWO HEX
>>58356259You are blinded by your world of pornography.
Why is she called a Maniac if she's kind
>>58356620She's kind, but she's still obsessive and possessive.
>>58356620Maniac actually means, "Man I AC", Hex is secretly a cool tranny, thus all the futa porn that seems like the sheer amount of it shouldn't fucking exist but it does anyways.
Hi Hexfriends. I need help.I need a new pfp. Any images will suffice, preferrably her first 2 designs. The witchier, the better!
>>58356638Hex maniacs aren't trannies. They're all real girls, the ones that have dicks got them from pacts with unholy spirits.They'll actually lose it if you splash them with holy water.>>58356645Sure. I have some.
>>58356645>>58356655Forgor to mention, keep it SFW! Suggestive is fine
>>58356698That was the safest I had.
>>58356698This ok?
>>58356702I can't believe they've drawn her in latex...>>58356738Sussy on the perspective but I always loved the eyes
somethin more like this
or this
>>58356755Ok you weren't a fag to that blatant shitpost, here's an actual recommendation.
This one has been my personal pfp on pokemon related accounts for a while.
>>58356777>>58356782These are both really cuteHonestly I don't know if I'm just picky or if its because of the curves. She can be curvy but look really cute or its super horny and I don't know what it is, even if its the same face.Those fuckin eyes though...
>>58356791I know what you mean, man. The eyes are the best part. A shame that maniac aesthetic went to the fuckin punk spray painter class in SV last gen.
>>58356797swirly eyes are best
>>58356774that one is still my favorite hex imagelatex is best hex
Love is stored in the DORK
>just had a dream where a fat hex built like picrel was my gf>we spent a whole night cuddling in her bed whilst i got smothered by her huge tits and bellywould brosnan be proud of me?
>>58357530As grotesque as you surely are.
>>58357711Stay mad lol
>>58357114Amazing art, holy shit
>>58357530based architectGOD
>>58357530Very much so.
>>58357530I would think so, yes. Congratulations on the dream mate.
>>58348130Is everyone in agreement that they’re mother and daughter?
>>58358233No. They're trainer classes and you can't reasonably expect for every one of them to be related, much less mother-daughter.
>>58358233No, I find that interpretation cringe. They are totally unrelated.
>>58358233Yes. The other replies are from gays.
>>58358276>what happens when you don't regularly milk hex
>>58358286Be kind, keep your Hex well milked.
Boing boing boing is the sound of an approaching Hex Maniac.
>>58358304you mean *slosh slosh slosh*?
>>58348130
/vp/, how crazy do you like your Hex, on a scale from "Just really likes horror subculture stuff and gothic fashion" to "You will be sacrified in a blood ritual if you date her"?
>>58358233they're the same person at different points in time
Moo
>>58358330Hex always struck me as a weird girl into ghosts and shit but still very benign and never going farther than like a séance or Ouija board.
https://imgur.com/a/7q8fyuz
>>58359412Nice
>>58358330The kind of crazy that frantically searches every library for occult tomes for the sole purpose of creating a fertility hex(she fucks it up but gets pregnant with octuplets anyway.)
>>58357711Most people I know into fat girls are pretty fit usually. It's weird. And kind of sad desu. I like being ripped because it makes the size difference seem natural, but some people like the extra challenge/work in dating a fat girl I guess. Or they're desperate because we live in a hell world.
>>58354187I like how its so form fitting she might as well be naked.
HEXO!!!
>>58360831My neighbor Helena
>>58362542Cute hex in training
>>58348130She looks dead tired
>>58358233Either mom/daughter or just hag Hex.The former is cuter
Need more images of different hex's together, including gen 3
>>58363625I don't have one, so I'll give you one Hex three times.
>>58363625Gen 3 Hex is underrated
