>local Gamestop has put on decoration to promote ZA>it is Chikorita, Totodile and TepigI didn't expect that it'd hurt this much.
>>58348676No shit retard, they’re the starters of the fucking game.
>>58348676I dont get it,its just some horny devs fapfic
you need to stop false flagging, its pretty gay
You had your spotlight, stop complaining.
You need to stop enjoying children, Typhlosion
>>58348684Tell that to this faggot >58348721
cyndaquil was in the last one, idiot
>go to fucking gamestop>it's all smelly dudes in their 20s and 30s>no children to kidnaptyphlosion is crying :(
>>58348799She followed him in her own, he didn't kidnap her
>>58348695this, shitphlosion fags just want someone to talk about their gay badger
>>58348867Typhlosion is one of the few Pokémon to be confirmed to have had sex with a female. You can call him anything, but gay is not one of them.
>>58348867Shut the fuck up, you cock sucking pedophile. OP isn’t. “SHitPhlOsion”fag., she’s just a shitposting falseflagging tranny cunt trying to drag out the retarded meme
>>58348867>GayWe have confirmation he is not
>>58348676My city now
Typhlosion was in the last Legends game retard
>>58348939HEYnone of this
>>58349016I love this pig!
>>58349033Not true, that was his regional variant, the actual, true, real Typhlosion wasn't
>>58348939No one cares you crybaby manchild crying over a furry badger with fire around it's neck. Now go cut yourself or actually commit suicide, you pathetic waste of oxygen and try not to rape no more lil kids like your rat badger hero Pokemon, ok?
>>58349034None of what? calling out faggots. Having no patience for stupidity, hating Kike Freak? Hating /vp/edos? All those seem pretty reasonable considering the circumstances
>>58349179>>58349231>starts sperging when his thread is dyinglmao, try harder with the bait next time, buddy
I do feel bad for typhlosion after all these threads.Emboar deserves some time in the spotlight though. It'd be silly if typh was in 2 legends games right after the other
>>58349259This is the conundrum. Typhlosion fans would be ok with not being in ZA if they had not brought Chikorita and Totodile to be starters. Also, the Hisui form is hated and the only reason why the pedophilia leak happened.
>>58349530>t. jealous of the monk badger chick magnet and has to slander himclassic vp
Honestly at this rate I HOPE typhlosion doesn’t get a dlc mega even though I’m fully expecting it. I do hope serperior, decidueye and samurott get one
>>58349530I would honestly be more worried if the Cyndaquil line was excluded from future games (in general), but, I guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens.
>>58349530>Also, the Hisui form is hatedNot really. Hell in competitive it's more popular.
>>58349259Letting an intern ruin a Pokémon worth their rape fetish is far sillier than a starter being a starter twice but your overall point is fair >>58349530All Game Freak has to do to make things right is to give Typhlosion a mega in the DLC along with the missing Unova starters. Typhlosion becomes defined by its mega and not an intern’s rape fic, and game freak/TPC is safe to shill Typhlosion like they want to (this board tells me tyohlosion is a shillmon), The Johto and Unova starters are complete in terms of mega. typhlosion gets is due shilling for to organic popularity but it doesn’t cross into excessive or pandering territory since it isn’t a starter of two legends game in a row. Emboar still gets its spotlight. Having 2 Johto 1 Unova starter in ZA and 1 Johto 2 Unova starters in the DLC highlights the inversion theme going on in the DLC. Literally no downsides for anyone except fake fans and secondaries.
>B-but Typhlosion is a pedo guiseDon't you retards ever get tired of repeating the same joke over and over again? Jesus fucking christ. Get the fuck over it you spastic special ed class failing autists
>>58349620Nah, it'll just get the shadowban treatment like Jynx or Porygon. Still comes back in the games, especially when they'll probably want to make a recurring big deal out of "here's all the starters again, guys!" each generation, but the line will basically never feature in any other media or find notable promotion unless absolutely forced (but luckily they can just not remake Johto, which they don't have to because Kitakami was basically their answer to revisiting Johto, down to having a connection with Sinnoh via Bloodmoon Ursaluna).
>>58349751First time? It's been literal years and Vaporeon still can't escape the lingering memory of the copypasta that people are very careful about mentioning Vaporeon in public, in case some fucker wants to go "Hey guys," and ruin everything.
>>58349758>but the line will basically never feature in any other media or find notable promotion unless absolutely forcedExcept that’s how things basically already are. Typhlosion is one of the least utilized starters in the franchise, almost never appearing in the anime or spinoffs (except the ones that have all Pokémon) even its TCG cards are sparse ehe. You factor in that Typhlosion has been around since before the turn of the millennium. Game Freak almost certainly let that retarded intern used Typhlosion specifically because it was the Pokémon they hated the most or valued the least.
>>58349751Just for this I will keep making these jokes
>>58349751You don’t hate Kike Freak and Pokecunts enough
>>58349738Typhlosion is a shillmon? He is the exact opposite. It is a disgraced Pokémon that hangs by a thread due to how many fans just love him. It is the Pokémon that Gamefreak itself destroyed, first by deciding that Typhlosion out of any Pokémon is a rapist of children, then by not deleting the entire affair from the game files, then by letting it leak. Gamefreak failed Typhlosion so many times that you can hardly say it was an accident.Typhlosion barely had any promotion. Ever. Yet it has always been organically popular, enough to even compete with the Eeveelutions in popularity. Before the rape allegation, Typhlosion scored 5th in popularity in the official Johto polls. Even after being slandered as a sexual predator, Typhlosion only fell to 11th. The most popular Johto Pokémon is historically Umbreon, which is literally everywhere in the official release because Eevee is a mascot of the whole franchise.Typhlosion is the Pokémon they DON'T WANT you to like. It is still a mystery to me why they picked Chikorita and Totodile to be the ZA starters, then created a civil war among the fanbase when they tried shilling the most unpopular Unova starter that people had forgotten it even existed.
>>58350385>Porygon, Porygon2 and Porygon-Z not all collectively in "disgraced"
>>58350385Imagine shrieking like an autist because another pokemon got something
>>58350484True, this is what CharizardCHADS have to deal with all the time
>>58350506They forget that even GODS must be subject to humiliation rituals when deemed necessary (see picrel, Blaziken's anime debut, Journeys, etc...)
>>58350506More like Fatizard
>>5835048You didn’t have a problem with Typhlosion getting all the rape lore. Why shouldn’t it get everything else
>>58348676no matter how hard gayturd, muttgaynium and embort are shilled they will NEVER be more relevant or popular than typhlosion.
>>58350561It didn't, there were Slaking, Octillery, and Piloswine stories as well
>>58350600She >58350484 didn’t contain when Typhlosion got all the pedophile memes and viral cancel campaigns. Why is she complaining now?
>>58350611What do people making jokes on the Internet have to do with starter choices in Legends? It was announced before the Typedo thing blew up, it's safe to say the starters were decided on beforehand
>>58350650The Teraleak was a planned event from GameFreak itself to tide fans over during the year of radio silence. That's why it just so happened to not divulge anything major about LZA or Gen 10 aside from "oh yeah, Mega Zeraora's gonna be a thing" which most people initially dismissed as a hoax once the Mega Leak was confirmed, at least until Mega Dimensions put it back on possibility since the leak only regarded basegame.
>>58350683>The family friendly series Pokemon willingly put out scrapped rape lore What?
>>58350704Anything to give them an excuse to fully shadowban Typhlosion, the mon they hated so.
>>58350650Because it makes a Pokémon unmarketable. This is a family friendly franchise. Imagine a kid picks Typhlosion as starter, googles a guide, thrn find out what rape and pedophilia is because people keep these leaks on front page of Google. It is much worse for Typhlosion because he is a starter.I think this has been explained 10+ times on this board. Typhlosion fans are not greedy, even if it seems like it. It is just that it might be ten years until Typhlosion appears again if Gamefreak doesn't give anything to Typhlosion to clear his name and show him support.
>>58350885What does that have to do with the starter choices made in a game that was announced months before the leaks hit? It doesn't line up chronologically
>>58350683>That's why it just so happened to not divulge anything major about LZA or Gen 10 aside from "oh yeah, Mega Zeraora's gonna be a thing"the leakers said they had ZA but didn't want to spoil the game.this was back when everyone thought game freak was taking their time and actually trying and nobody wanted to interfere with that.
>>58348676What are you going to do? Commit more sexual violence?
>>58348676If Typhlosion is not there, I'll get the next best one, Feraligatr. If Typhlosion being a rapist is canon, then stabbing Avery with a kitchen knife, getting eaten by Lugia or Reshiram and human sex with Vaporeon is also canon.
>>58349751Now you know how I felt whenever I told people my favorite pokemon was hypno.
>>58350972When in truth, leaking LZA would've leaked the completed game, which had been near-ready since it was first announced, it was just held back because of the Switch 2 delays, and divulging LZA information would've required leaking Switch 2 information, which would've REALLY put people in hot water.
>>58351026>which would've REALLY put people in hot water.who cares? the tranny had no problem leaking the rape fics.
>>58351035The rape fics wouldn't have leaked vital information about Nintendo's newest console, which was in production hell and clearly meant to be released far sooner than it actually did.
>>58351035Cut game stories and a fucking upcoming game are two very different things
>>58350385>Greninja, weedcat, blaziken>"Unpopular"Inaccurate list
>>58351038> wouldn't have leaked vital information about Nintendo's newest console,And that should concern me, why? >>58351051No halfassing. The stupid bitch should have leaked it all or it or none of it. >>58350423 the Porygon (actually Pikachu) incident, is almost never brought up and and when it is everyone is unanimously on Porygon’s side. The fact Porygon 2 and Z exist prove that Game freak doesn’t care. Masters even put in a Porygon phone when the Rotom phone was already established. The anime ban was bullshit but I’m not even sure if it’s still a thing anymore or if it’s hasn’t been in the anime because it isn’t needed for a role
>>58349751>expecting /vp/ to ever be funnyI don't know what you expected from the boards that thinks "le owls are le birds" are the peak of comedy
>>58352034There are different levels of unfunny. The owl thing is just stupid, the typedo crap is malignant cancer (which is what the writer of that shit deserves l)
>>58352048>being this invested on how a fictional monster is perceived on an inageboard full of manchildren, furries and incelYou are as pathetic as /vp/ is unfunny
>>58348676It's so dumbTyphosion deserves a mega, and the other gen 2 starters deserve regional variants tooAnd that's not to mention the gen 5 starters, which really could've used that shit
>>58348929>all typholsions are the same 1 typhlosion
>>58349148>realPokemon aren't real dummy
>>58352349then how am I having sweaty anal sex with Typhlosion right now?
>>58348929So is Piloswine and hoo boy that makes incels mad.
>>58348929*raped a child
>>58352519*rapoughted an children
>>58349016mumi why
>>58352512The other gen 5 starters need megas more than Tepig, and Tepig needs a regional variant more than Typhlosion
typhlosionbros...
>>58349751>Don't you retards ever get tired of repeating the same joke over and over again?No. Why should I? The joke itself isn't very funny but the reactions from autistic fags like you are, so there's no reason to stop.
>>58352512I refer you to >>58350561>>58350611
