I love this 3000 years old man like you wouldn't believe
t.
He's dead
Give us AZ storybook like Rosalina
>>58352938God that would be so good
>>58352938this this this
>>58352938That's unironically a great idea
>>58352938>"Once upon a time there was an angry man. He was so angry that everyone died. The end!"
>>58354161Annihilape would love this story.
>>58352885Where the fuck did he find the hobo clothes? Isn't he like 9 feet tall or something? WWE would've recruited the living shit outta him, though.
fuck off old manL's the new sensation
>>58352885His time is coming soon sisterHe's gonna get very popular in ZA I can feel it
>>58354746I'm not sure how to feel about that but I dread the thought of titchop scars AZ art or obese vitiligo AZ art existing one day... oh well, hopefully a good japanese artist latches onto him and draws him for three years straight, porn included
>>58354746I think so, too.
>>58355278See that's why I stopped engaging with Western fan and artistsMy twitter feed is exclusively Japanese and other eastern artists with very few exceptionsAnd there's pixiv as well of course, the retarded part of the fanbase is too scared to go there
>>58354358I swear there was one screenshot of him where he looked hilariously big next to all the other characters around him, but I can't find it now :/
>>58352891FPBP
>>58352928lies
>>58358394wasn't it that size chart from the leaks awhile back?
>>58361205I thought it was a screenshot from Z-A but maybe I just imagined it...
>>58352885Sorry for you loss.
>>58362376If he ever dies I'll just keep a save file where he is still alive, ez
>>58362343>>58358394this is the one I remember getting posted nonstop
>>58362487I also found this on the archive, dunno if this is it
>>58362494I remember seeing this one awhile back
>>58362487>I don't even reach dicksucking heightnot sure how to feel about this missed opportunity
>>58362498you're fine his dong probably reaches down to his knees
>>58362487>>58362494>>58362496Holy sexo
>>58352885https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fKMsa5LS7Ag
EROTIC SMILE
>>58362942Stupid sexy ojisan...
>>58362494>>58362496I wonder if he remains hunched over by choice because he got tired of bumping his head on things.
>>58362517>short enough to walk under him while he stands>get slapped in the face by AZ dong
does AZ use Floette as an immortal onahole
>>58364598No, as an immortal sounding rod. The flower specifically.
>>58364605There's art like this out there
>>58365034Proof?
>>58366499It's either on Paheal or its ripoff full of disgusting ads..
>>58362487bro would even tower over bigfoot wth
>>58362498Step stools exist for those that are vertically challenged.
>>58352885Youre gonna get AZ incarcerated - Imagine dating anyone under 30 when you're 3000 years old
>>58352885wonder if there will be any plot twists involving him in the upcoming game
>>58370089I was laughing at this post at first but then I realized, if this was somehow a real situation then this is really what some people would be saying. I mean I already see retards on twitter whine about like age gaps of 10 years between fictional characters because apparently that's a "problematic power dynamic" even when the people in question are like 30 and 40. Shit's ridiculous man
>>58372191You know this shit will immediately happen as the protagonists are teenagers and fans will want to ship them with their favorite character