Talk about the best type here
>>58356517what's the point of a garchomp if it doesn't even chomp? soft vore is for pussies, be a real man and at least add in a bit of chewing
Nigger
Swampert!
>>58357330This gives me the impression that the Sandshrew is rolling down Groudon’s back like a slide
Mike with a goal
how original, you are a fan of the only type that beats other 5?
>>58358118I just like me some good, sturdy down to earth pocket monsters, my dude.
Please be nice to him.
>>58356611THIS THREAD IS EAST SEA TERRITORYWEST SEAS FUCK OFF
>>58358181NoHe’s ugly
>>58358223PleaseHe has a wonderful personalityAnd is very handsome
>>58358246Stunfisk fins typed this post
I'm surprised we haven't got a Fire/Ground starter yet.
OK. Here is a happy Phanpy. I like this cute little elephant Pokémon.
>>58358368that'd complete the trio of swampert and torterra so we can't have that
>>58358368>>58359587>Fire/Ground magma snake>basalt scales
>>58358197noWEST SODE BOARD WIDE
>>58358174sounnerving
>>58358468this can't be real
they should give Ground a 50% def boost in sandstorm>buffs rock/ground types>buffs hippowdon>buffs steelix>wouldn't make ANY ground types OP, because sandstorm isn't even that popular nowadays anyway>the more type-based traits the betterI'd like to reiterate: makes rock/ground combos better.
>>58360087always was weird how the type most closely associated with sand doesn't inherently get any buffs from having a ton of sand in the air
>>58360087They probably forgot ground type existed
>>58360087>sandstorm is aurora veil for rock/groundsmakes gigalith wish it was dual-typed lmaogive rhyperior sand stream
>>58360087Sandstream should Boost Spec Def to those immune, and give all rock moves better accuracy.
>>58361733i too wish that the weather associated with what are intended to be defensive types would boost those types' defensesand also making it fix rock moves' chronic accuracy problems would be a nice benefit to have
I'm gonna Woop you, sucka
>>58360087>>58361733>buffing lando-t
>>58363379and that's a good thing
>>58364360very cute
>>58364655
>>58364659
>>58364676wrong thread
>>58367289is that pale one supposed to be... quagsire?this image is grotesque
i think torterra would be even cooler if it had different forms based on where you evolved it inor what season it is
>>58371095The Minecraft Cobblemon mod does this, I think
>>58371247when will they give torterra its deserved variants for the nether's trees
>>58371805.........what's that up there at the top
>>58371829I attempted to put a sneed's feed & seed copypasta into the file after opening it in notepad++ but it only works on my machineIf you download that version I posted from 4chan it'll just have the encoding of regular pixelsHere's the 'pasta split into two parts because character limit:Less than a minute in a show spanning thirty years was all it took to feed some deep seeded mania in The Simpsons viewers. Formerly, in the shadows for an extended amount of time, Sneed’s Feed & Seed has reached cult-like significance, with its disciples as earnest in spreading the word as Christ’s apostles. Our domesticated culture harbors a condescending view of rural America: uneducated, bigoted, poor, backwater people. Now, entering Homer’s vision, such thoughts are latent in our heads. Yet it is we — the audience — who are attacked. The words “City slicker”, “fancy German car”, “Gucci loafers”, “Park Avenue manicure”, invective bites at our character, what we represent. We are that urbanite consumerist drone with his imported products and delicate hands unknown to hard labor. This theme develops throughout the scene, with Homer’s blunders showing he is not more wise or capable in all regards to the farmers, but rather reflects how he merely responds with “What do you know?”, only to make yet another laughable mistake. “What do you know?” While at the time this seems simply ironic dialogue for comedic effect, it has an added deeper significance. It makes us — the audience — question: “What do they know”?
>>58371839Sneed is embedded in our collective unconscious, the reasons undoubtedly nuanced. No, it cannot be simply because of the emotional contradiction we feel having our expectations be defied. Having one's views challenged leads to a catharsis, with Sneed being a mirror into our own subconscious. We live in a society where all our needs are easily taken care of. There is no direct connection between our cushy white collar jobs and providing for our very survival, we supplemented freedom for comfort. Our ancestors experienced struggle to survive, making this part of the human ethos. The industrial revolution and its consequences inverted our way of life. We no doubt feel a draw to return to the freedom and struggle formerly experienced by those who lived before us. Sneed represents a return to tradition. Such a desire manifests in most of modern society.The conservatives wish to return to their idealized American decade, even though where we are now is the inevitable conclusion of it. The farmers themselves are no longer sustenance farmers; Sneed is selling to Homer to make extra money himself. Even those seemingly resistant to change have been dragged on the coattails of “progress”, so is this yearning for freedom a delusion? Perhaps, desire for freedom manifests in many ways. Some may progress among the fake hierarchy of the business world for this sense of control. Others may try to escape it all, plus homestead for their families. In more extreme cases, our desire for freedom manifests in extreme cathartic violence. All political violence is catalyzed by our desire to dictate our destinies. What do we have to show for it?
>>58371843The System is resilient. The trends of “progress” show no signs of stopping. Maybe now, one can hope to stay away in the woods away from civilization, but it will not last. Civilization will come knocking on his doorstep as history has shown countless times before. It will not stop. It will continue until everything is a socially beneficial agent. You and I are already pigs, cogs and corks in the machine of the System. Import products, white collar jobs, probably on some drug to wire you into accepting your place in this insane hierarchy, sneering in the face of true universal order. Now I ask you: What do you know?
>>58364360I get the sinking feeling this poster is into guys.>>58365203Second best ground-dragon type. I'll bump with the best one.
>>58374168What makes you say that?
>>58375759takes one to know one
Me on the left.
>>58360087There should be a Ground terrain called Barren Terrain boosts the speed of Ground types while halving the power of Grass moves
Get your quags
ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
Swinub
>>58356904needs headpats
>>58380342he snacc
>>58360087252+ Atk Choice Band Palafin-Hero Wave Crash vs. +1 248 HP / 252+ Def Hippowdon: 324-384 (77.3 - 91.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recoveryMaybe not OP, but Hippo becomes a ridiculous physical wall.
>>58385212and dragon dance
>>58389278best not to argue with that...
>>58392407sleepy
>>58357330nice
she should have aura break as its only ability!!
>>58397427as her only ability*!!!
>>58360087Yeah let's make one of the best types in the game even better.
>>58360099>the type most closely associated with sand doesn't inherently get any buffs from having a ton of sand in the airThe original sandstorm spreader was a rock type.
>>58394276lil' cutie
>>58394276>>58400156
Fun fact: Of all the fully-evolved Ground Pokemon, we're still missing species that begin with the letters A, B, J, O, V, X, & Y. If you include NFEs, it's only names starting in A, J, & X that are missing.
>>58403204interesting
I'm going to keep pushing the "Claydol deserves Well-Baked Body as an ability" spiel
