YOU’RE NOT GETTING ANY DATAMINES ANYMORE EARLY THAN 4 DAYS BEFORE LAUNCH, CAUSE FUCK YOU FOR DUMPING/EUMLATING TOTK A WEEK OR SO IN ADVANCE!!!THIS IS ALSO WHY WE MADE THE SWITCH 2 AS UNHACKABKLE AS POSSIBLE, CAUSE AGAIN FUCK YOU!!!~ Nintendo
>>58358476>THIS IS ALSO WHY WE MADE THE SWITCH 2 AS UNHACKABKLE AS POSSIBLECan't wait for it to be hacked regardless.The Nintencuck meltdown would be delicious.
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>>58358476This is a single US Target location. If you've ever worked a retail position you would know that deliveries are scheduled and happen multiple times a week. This is in line with this specific location. It's not indicative of other Targets, let alone other retailers, let alone other countries and their retailers. Pipe down and wait for a latin america shitter to dump in a couple days
The yuropoor store I work at won't get our copies till the 14th. This only happens with big Nintendo releases.
>>58358476>THIS IS ALSO WHY WE MADE THE SWITCH 2 AS UNHACKABKLE AS POSSIBLEDidn't it have people running unsigned code on it day 1?
>>58359165Sort of, but they haven't broken past the security layers to actually do anything beyond run a simple program. No way to access storage + no way to get root permissions = no way to overwrite the firmware.
We're not getting datamines until after launch, you dumb bastard. Kahoptics is too scared of Nintendo to want to release anything he finds from an early-sale copy.
>>58359023Seems Nintendo keeps LZA close to them. I made a pre-order in one of the e-shops in Poland and they are sending the game Wed, 15.10 with them themselves getting it Tuesday, 14.10...
>>58359196>Kahoptics
>>58358476Switch 2 is unhackable because Nintendo doesn't want to lose money not because of leaks, you idiot
>>58359252However the fuck he spells his name. he's suddenly a little bitch, now two randos got sued to oblivion.
>>58359294He has two options >post datamine early for the benefit of spastics like you and get sued>wait until release, when the majority of people will get the game anyway
>>58359262>Switch 2it comes out on the regular switch too
>>58359306Yeah, point was he didn't give a fuck before, but now two idiots fucked their lives up, he knows he can be done up too. So he's being a good little cowed cunt and talking shit, but waiting like a good goyim for release like the rest of us buying.
>>58359347Sounds like you're weirdly obsessed with him, he owes you nothing, spastic
>>58359349I just found it funny he beakered for a fair few fucking years, then dried up like an old scab when consequences became concrete.
>>58359347Bro just wait till launch, it’s not that serious.
>>58359391Sounds like smart behavior to me lol
>>58358476>gen10 will be switch2 exclusive>gen10 will not be dumpable, hackable or probably even datamineablesounds great desu
>>58359196Yeah he's too busy trying to "expose" vgc players for using tools he created and made widely available. I am loving the lack of recent leaks and the prospect of no datamines because it'll make these wannabe influencers even more irrelevant. So will champions. No more boo boo threads from Kurt
>>58359986delusional
ZA is a switch 1 game anon
>>58358476I remember when /v/ lost their shit over Dragon Zelda and the ensuing e621 schlock that resulted from it.
>>58358476Aussie here, my local EB Games has the game but they're keeping it locked up tighter than ribby's asshole.
>>58360000Kaphotics is funny.>make tool knowing it's primary purpose will be to gen Pokémon>get angry when people gen Pokémon
>>58360920so I assume only the store manager has access to it right? at least you get to play a day before anyone else.
>>58360924Possibly two. We hold lots of early release events here. I technically got my Switch 2 on June 4th at 10pm AEST
Right now the people with access to the game are highly controlled and wouldn't take a $100 bill slipped into their pocket to adjust the unit count by one.
>>58360011if no proper exploit happens by then that can very well be the casesomething could slip through the cracks and we could get some sort of entry point in to some barely functional cfw before gen 10 releases it's possible for sure but i would not expect a functioning emulator anytime soon
Why do you need to crack the game before launch dayJust do something else for a week
>>58361157This. I remember telling some anons like a week or two ago that they'd play the game when it comes out, and got laughed at. Well who's laughing now?
No Switch game has leaked earlier than the release year for years. Tears of the Kingdom made Nintendo crack down hard on retailers.
