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>5 years after XY
She's dead, isnt it?
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Drasna owes me sex
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>>58377224
>titty mole
The absolute haggotry. She needs to be correct by shota cock
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Bro how old do you think she’s is?…
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>>58377224
Dragons have long lifespans.
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>>58377334
This
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Teraleaks revealed she's 40. She's not only fine, but still fertile
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>>58377224
She's busy carrying my child
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>>58377473
Line's still green, soldier! Move out!
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>>58377224
she's fine and letting me blast thick ropes into her hairy hag pussy
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>>58377224
>5 years
Where are people getting this?
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>>58377454
Brothers we will defeat menopause.

Minmax creampies
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>>58378440
Nice
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>>58377473
she looks absolutely whooped for 40
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>>58377224
She's not that old. Japan has this weird tendency of acting like women past their 20s are old for some reason, so 40+ become whole ass dinosaurs.
Drasna is probably in her 50s or something
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>>58378648
■四天王 ドラゴン
●ベースとなるキーワード
なし
●名称:ドラセナ
●外見/服装のイメージ
やや鮮やかな色合いのネイティブな意匠(幾何学的な図案にディフォルメした竜モチーフ)をあしらったイヤリング、バングル、ネックレスなどのアクセサリー。同じ意匠を染め抜いたスカーフを頭に巻く。シンプルなカットソー(あるいはシャツ)にデニムパンツ。足元は低いヒールか、サンダル。小物類以外は極力シンプル。
●外見/人物のイメージ
40~45歳。モンゴロイド(アイヌ系)とスラブ系、イタリア系などの混血。モンゴロイドの色合いが強いが、やわらかく穏やかな顔立ちの女性。黒、もしくは重たいブロンドのスレートロングヘア。瞳の色は黒もしくはグレー。人種は違うがイメージとしてはソフィー・マルソー。やわらかく女性的、母性を感じさせる体型。
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>>58378671
>A soft, feminine, maternal figure
>No kids
We got a mission, fellas.
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>>58377224
Like Diantha, she has retired and become a housewife
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How much more positively would the Kalos E4 have been viewed if she was the champion instead of Diantha?
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>>58378721
She's unironically more memorable than Diantha despite having less appearances.
Malva was always good but the two dudes will remain retarded.
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>>58378693
You're too late, Red

>>58378721
Not much because she'd be another Dragon trainer and her claim to fame is having the worst Dragon Team in the series. She's just cute. Sometimes girls can be cute and not relevant
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>>58378721
The ONLY but is getting yet another dragon specialist as a champion, specially after iris
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>>58378648
>not subscribing to feminism is weird
It has really snowballed, huh.
Nothing wrong with liking older women but most people here are just thinking with their dick. And when you get older, the appeal of the age gap isn't even there, it's just some woman around your age.
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>>58378714
>Implying she waited 8 years
Nah, that was the moment they chose to make it public and legal. She totally has a kid or two back home.
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>>58378733
>>58378772
I think people oversell how much dragon-type matters. Drake and Claire are all popular. People love Drasna as an E4. The only one who really gets flak is Iris and that's because she's shit more than using dragons. Nice old lady energy would overcome any stigma for using dragons.
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>>58378790
That's nice, but you'd actually need to throw out her team as is if you're going to make her a Champion because this is gonna look even more embarrassing than Bird Keeper Lance
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>>58378801
Maybe change the Altaria for a Salamence that can Mega, and that T-Rex? Something that shows that behind her kind and soft appearance, she is a woman that knows what he does.
She is the woman that makes Cynthia call her granny out of respect, not kindness.
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>>58378822
Mega Mence didn't exist yet, the options were the unobtainable Mega Latis, Garchomp (lol), Charizard (lol) and Ampharos (lol). As much as I dislike Mega Gardevoir being Diantha's Ace, it is a much more impressive and relevant mon than most of the Dragons XY chose to have Megas, and while Garchomp could be thematically fitting that just runs into the problem of second champion running Garchomp. Tyrantrum is on Diantha's team too so it does work, though only as filler

What hurts Drasna specifically is the fact XY were build as the "Anti-Dragon" games thanks to introducing the Fairy type so it's not really friendly to her potential as a Champion. I love Drasna, always have since 2013, but the game is not stacked in her favor. It's a product of just how the game was intentionally designed this way
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>>58378801
pretty easy to improve with Kalos' pokedex.
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>>58377473
>>58378671
That would make her around the same age as Lusamine. She's definitely drawn to look older than that though. Either they changed their minds about it after that description was written or there was some miscommunication between writer and artist.
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>>58378933
Have you seen 40 year old women? Drasna isn't out of the realm of that. 30 year old women have crows feet like that.
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>>58378933
Lusamine is intended to look much younger than she actually is
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>>58378842
>pretty easy to improve with Kalos' pokedex.
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>>58377473
So if I were to fuck and impregnate her, our child would likely be autistic is what I'm getting at?

I think the science is that if one or both parents fuck at over age the tism rate goes way up right?
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>>58379145
*age 35
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>>58379145
>>58379150
She is a Dragon Master in the land of Fairies, and we are /vp/osters. That kid was going to come out fucked up anyway.
I say: let there be babies.
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>>58379145
I think it's mostly on the woman's side but yeah after 35 they get a higher rate of having issues. Not like 100% or anything but notable enough that you should definitely try for them while the woman is in their early 30s at the latest. Mid twenties is probably ideal breeding season.

With Drasna you're probably looking at a coinflip of either normal or autistic/non fertile.
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>>58377224
Is basic English grammar really that difficult?
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>>58379457
Unironically, yes. English has an insane number of exceptions and irregular verbs and some of the spellings are absolutely retarded. That's the reason it's so easy to spot ESLs.
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>>58379457
holy shit i thought you were another retard who was baiting but i genuinely didnt noticed the misspell oh hahahahaaha
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>>58378721
>Fairy Region
>Dragon Champion
People would question this decision...
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>>58378822
>Cynthia call her granny
when did that happen? they never interacted?
my headcanon tho is that Drasna is Cynthias mothe
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>>58377454
God i want to explode all over those steamy soles
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I feel that the Pokemon universe has advanced so far in the fields of embryo screening and technologies such as CRISPR that you could pump Drasna full of babies and each one would come out spud-free. Naturally, the same applies to other hags like Wicke and Melony.
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>>58379863
Young Opal can fucking get it

>>58379894
Leak bio says her grandparents moved to Kalos so she's effectively a third generation Frenchie that's larping as her heritage

>>58380474
It would explain the Steel users
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>>58378671
and a ching chong ni pon to you too young lady
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>>58378733
Dragon hagnancy erotic!
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>>58378733
Sugoi, pregnant bellies make my pe is into the big penis.
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>>58378491
It happens. I'm 35 and went white haired in highschool. I look like a senior citizen, when I get carded people do double takes because I look so old.

Has it's perks. As a old looking white guy I can get away with anything by just looking confident that I'm supposed to be doing whatever it is I'm doing. People will default to thinking I'm in charge of stuff around my peers.
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>>58379174
How horny is Drasna
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>>58380618
You cannot begin to imagine how horny older women get after society stops giving them the time of day. They will end you.

Imagine the average sexless man. Then imagine a woman looking at him. His extreme response is nothing compared to someone who lived their lives being a sex object, then losing that attention, suddenly regaining a piece of it.
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>>58380555
Google Translate effectively tells you all you need to know. Most Pokemon Teraleak bios surprisingly don't mention Pokemon much (you should learn the Kana to make it easier on yourself though). They're actually all great ways to learn what was the "intended" idea behind these characters like Sina being Afro-French or Shauna being an absolute mutt

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>>58380574
Dying star etc. etc. Drasna wears it the best out of PokeHags and I don't even know why
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>>58380868
Fuck, now I really want Drasna. I imagine she's got to be the horniest Pokehag we've had yet. Something about her screams horny. She's modest and teasing but when a man comes her way, she'll never let them escape.
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I love this granny
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>>58380985
It's the dress. She's the only one that wears a loose dress that suits a belly.

Scratch that, it's her whole design. She's got wild woman energy, a primal aesthetic that fits the 'makes lots of babies' vibe.
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>>58381038
>drasna with fangs
Didn't know I needed this until now.
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>>58381038
imagine the bite marks on the dick
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>>58381185
Damn right
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>I don't care If you are a s called"elite four member" your knowledge on dragons is nothing compared to mine
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>>58382031
who is the kaiba of pokemon?
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>>58382046
I don't think we have one. Yet.
No, Lysandre doesn't count. He wanted to kill an entire region because he said "it was necessary". Kaiba used tons on private funding, advanced space technology, and even forbidden egyptian magic.... only to have a rematch in a children's card game.
We don't have Kaiba levels of pettiness yet.
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Best dragon type trainer and it's not even close.
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>>58378784
They could have done it one year after since Calem is implied to be seventeen



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