>>58377435
Scalpers be rakin in,
All the rares I'm cravin in,
My binder's walls are caving in,
All the hopes and dreams have been,
Pointless when nobody wins.
Except the stores when you trade-in,
Your golden mon for less than gin,
Til Game Freak pulls the trig again.

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Yeah yeah, yeah

Uh, stop rewinding the flow back
This ain't your modern daynewwave or throwback
Notyph, it's just a Kalosthing
We shine brighter than the Lumiose techno scene
You'd better check your HEXO-SKELLO-TEEN
And if it ain't the same as ours, then we'll wreck your team
I betcha, we gonna Pressure, we twice as strong
Homie, you ain't winnin' nothin, no, the price is wrong
They sayin GF keep on makin' it, Legends keep on takin' it
Do this for the Aquacorde bridge with the XY kids
Black DeS where we play since 6 plus 6
Fake chrome cards in the place of PSA slabs
Busted our PSA Zard
Blew up on Route 405, no one's never seen it since
Uh, I don't sweat that though
I think it's best if we just let that go
Here we go

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>>58377435
You tell them, Feralugatr

tell em chadgatr https://voca.ro/1mHVfiEX8zbC

Centro is a NIGGER

Flush the Gatr

Yo, Mega Feraligatr, what’s that design?
Lookin’ like a toilet with a reptile spine.
Flush-faced menace, porcelain beast,
You ain’t a predator — you’re a bathroom feast.

Chrome-plated jaw, got that seat-lid grin,
Every time you roar, it’s a plumbing sin.
You stomp in the ring like you’re built for war,
But the squad sees a toilet — not a carnivore.

Humiliation ritual, it’s time for the flush,
Water starters line up, no need to rush.
Blastoise blasts, Swampert stomps,
Greninja vanishes — you’re left in the swamp.

Inteleon snipes from the porcelain mist,
Samurott slashes, you cease to exist.
Primarina sings, your pride gets drowned,
You’re the laughing stock of the water-type town.

Your mega form? Man, it’s mega whack,
You evolved into a toilet — now there’s no going back.
You ain’t fierce, you’re a plumbing fixture,
Caught in the middle of a starter roast mixture.

So next time you flex with that bathroom glare,
Just know we flush legends — and you’re halfway there.
Humiliation ritual complete, no sequel,
Mega Gatr’s reign? Ended by the people.