>*Joe Merrick wakes up, bound and gagged, coughing* Whe-where am I? *Sees Masude* Masuda! I think I got kidnapped again...>VRE KNOW YOU SARRU THE REAKS, JOE SAN...>M-Masuda, I don't know what you're talking abou->RETTO ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE, JOE SAN. I KNOW YOU WERE WONDERING IF ANY OF THE BUILDINGS IN RUMIOSE COUNT BE ENTERED.>It-it was just a tweet, though.>CUREARRY THE GAME HAS ARREADY BUREACHED CONTAINMENT, AS NEWS OUTRETS AND CONTENTO CREATORS COVER IT. THE REVIEWERS, MUST HAVE TERRIBUR SECURITY...>You->You think this is *my* fault, Masuda. Heh-heh-heh. I would never pirate your games, Masuda-sama.>WRE KNOW, BUT DID YOU REARRY THINK NOT EARNING EXP IN THE FIRST FIGHT IN BLACK ANDO WHITE WAS A TUTORIAR? WE NEVER FORGOTTO...>B-but 4chan!>ENOUGH OFFO THIS FOURCHAN BULL SHITTO, MERRICKU! I SHALL HAVE YOU TAKEN TO PRISM TOWER, OR SHOULD I SAY, AAAAAAANNNNN-->Aaaaaaaannnn?>EXACTURY. WE HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE THAT YOU KNOW THE PUROTTO OF THE GAME, SO NOW IS THE TIME FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT. BUGGO IN ANNU...>*Masuda takes out a ball the size of an orange, removes Joe's pants, then shoves that ball up his ass*>OKAY, SCOLIPEDE, EXPAND AND *MEGA EVOLVU*!>*Joe Merrick suddenly screams in agony then-*>*SPLAT!*>*Narration with cheesey pokemon music* ZA WARUDO OF POKEMON CONTINUES TO EXPAND BOTH OUTSIDE AND INSIDE. AS YOU EXPLORE LUMIOSE CITY IN THE LATEST INSTALLMENT OF THE CORE SERIES, WE HOPE TO SEE YOU ENJOY AND UNCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS ORIGINS OF ITS GRAND MONUMENT.>*pause, then echo* Pureasu Understandu
>>58408442Based
>>58408442need va
>>58408442Pure cinema.
>>58408442funnyro
>>58408442Kino
K,b,c
>>58408442
Oh what's this about no exp in BW fight? Joe pirated?
>>58408442redeemed masuda
>>58408442is Joe aware that he’s being mocked and made fun of on here?
>>58408958He said something about getting an early copy and then assuming you don't get any exp in the tutorial. Later people found that to be the game's anti-piracy method.Funny shit.
Oh mistah merriku... rakey rakey...
>>58408442LMFAO
>>58408442is this real?
>>58408442How did he say all that if he was gagged?
>>58409946Terepathy
>>58408442https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2GZvQrfoQk
>>58410200with AI someone could actually make this into a proper video
>>58408442Vocaroo NOW
>>58408442>>58408459https://voca.ro/1k43jL8te4ko
>>58408442>Mistah Merriku making his grorious return in 2025It was worth zhe waito
>>58410970based
>>58410970holy shit
>>58410970KEKFunny and based
>>58410970Kino
>>58410970
>>58408442While this is up. I need to ask. Years ago, I think this was whenever Sword and Shield was announced, or maybe LGPE. There were a bunch of shitposts about Masuda putting bugs into Joe's ass. Someone made it into a video but I can't seem to find it anymore. I also remember someone made a song and the video had a Buzzwole dancing.
>>58413262nevermind the autism kicked in and I remembered the exact post I made word for word back in 2019. Found it.
>>58413262>>58413308https://voca.ro/OGYWuAOBiFI'm a retard I meant to put the vocaroo in there.
https://vocaroo.com/OEpOCbti2hI found the song I just can't find the video.
>>58413308https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/40798243/#40798243I think the dare to be stupid video is deadI don't remember any actual animations made for Masudaposting myself, but you can find a few uploads of the recordings people made on youtube if you just throw in shit like "masuda merriku" into it and mess with the advanced search options someHere's an old thread that has a lot of the vocaroos https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/51504025/
>>58413597thanks Anon. I appreciate it. Some in there I didn't have saved.
>>58408442>SCOLIPEDE, EXPAND AND *MEGA EVOLVU*!Lamo
>>58410970kek
>>58408442Gem
>>58413308>2019Bros... It feels it was yesterday.
