>Wake up one day>The city has decided my home will be redistricted into the newly created Wild Zone 18>There's an alpha Salamence sitting right outside my home, have to climb out using the parkour scaffolding near my window to get to work>Every night I wake up to the sounds of kids fighting random animals>Last night I heard a Gyarados use bounce on the roof>I couldn't give this property away for free>All the insurance companies have pre-blocked my numberWhat do I even do at this point?
>take a train to Lumiose City>within the first 15 seconds a hooker walks up to you>she gets interrupted by the hourly government announcement that appears on every screen within the city>you get robbed while all this is happening
>the fag next door claims he has a mega starmie, but I can clearly tell he's just asked a friend of his to put on a suit
>>58414601Catch it and quit your wagecuck job retard. Pokemon cockfights pay more.
>the tower is alive
I got held up by Mega Scrafty again in the metro.
Why did we let that dumb bitch start that redistricting project?
>>58415150That's a future Lab Professor or future Pokemon Center Nurse or future Gym Leader you are marginalizing, chud.
>>58415194Of course I gave him all my Pokéfrancs as reparations for his ancestors being captured. I'm not a bigot.
>hairdresser I've known for over a year mentioned she recently got a divorce>it's now or never>ask her if she would like to get lunch sometime>flex about recently defeating the champion and gaining access to sushi high roller>"Anon, everyone has defeated the Champion. I just had sushi yesterday.">laugh it off nervously>silent for the rest of the haircut>leave a tipI haven't had my hair done or eaten sushi for 2 months
>>58415187Because the city was already being filled with pokemon thanks to Ange influence, it's not that pokemon appeared because the plan, the plan came to be because pokemon started appearing
>>58415312A+ greentext
