>>58414857
The criteria set up by the original copypasta shitpost was always fundamentally flawed, in the first place.
At the very least, you'd think the most human compatible mon would be in the human-like egg group. And if you really wanted to be a degen Wigglytuff just makes more sense (dex entries all emphasize that it's incredibly pleasant to the touch, it's incredibly elastic, cute charm inflicts infatuation upon physical contact).
The reason the meme picked on Vaporeon was either for shock value specifically or because the original writer fucks dogs.

>>58414857
Yeah, he's even more reddit than vaporeon too.