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Anyone got any stories about “(...) 10/15/25(Wed)06:43:43 No.58416613

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Anyone got any stories about “that” Typhlosion kid? Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)06:43:43 No.58416613 Archived

You know the one. I swear every school had one. Always had peanut butter smeared over his face, and so many scrapes and cuts you’d swear his parents used him for target practice. The one at my school? He was a strange kid - always going on about how his Typhlosion was speaking to him through his Crystal cartridge, guess it woulda been almost 25 years ago now. Anyway he got done for human trafficking for some rich New York bigwig a few years back. Typedos. Can’t trust ‘em.

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)06:46:54 No.58416623

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)06:46:54 No.58416623

>>58416613
You lost all right to bitch about alleged typedos starterwarring

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)06:49:00 No.58416638

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)06:49:00 No.58416638

>>58416623
Huh? Oh, I get it. Typedo huh? Didn’t think you guys were brave enough to make yourself known these days.

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)06:55:15 No.58416662

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)06:55:15 No.58416662

All your megas are shit lol, you just lost all ground to stand on. Rather a pedo than a megacel

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)06:57:56 No.58416666

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)06:57:56 No.58416666

>>58416662
Careful fellas. Typedos get a bit antsy when they’re cornered! They usually start spouting nonsense about the age of consent…

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)07:13:09 No.58416724

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)07:13:09 No.58416724

>>58416666
Checked. More evidence Typhlosionbros are associated with demonology.

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)07:26:52 No.58416760

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)07:26:52 No.58416760

>>58416666
HOLY TYPEDOS ARE NEVER BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS!!!!

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)07:44:55 No.58416816

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)07:44:55 No.58416816

>>58416666
>typedos btfo by repeating sixes
history repeats

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)07:48:02 No.58416823

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)07:48:02 No.58416823

>>58416666
As it was written.

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)07:58:19 No.58416866

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)07:58:19 No.58416866

>>58416666
oh no

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)11:01:28 No.58417792

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)11:01:28 No.58417792

>>58416613
>I know this ginger hobo from the gay Riolu porn comic that Tom Smith made shortly before he got DMCA'd by Ninty.

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)11:20:16 No.58417929

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)11:20:16 No.58417929

>>58416613
I was a typhlosion fag way back then before I started working out and became more confident, so it's probably some kind of testosterone issue.

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)11:57:12 No.58418206

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)11:57:12 No.58418206

>>58416613
I used to hate typhlosion, then I got molested and now I like it.

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)12:16:14 No.58418380

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)12:16:14 No.58418380

There was this fat kid in my middle school who would always sit in the corner at recess burning ants with a magnifying glass and laughing maniacally. If anyone asked him what he was doing he would just shout "typhlosion" over and over.
He'd always sit at the back of the bus with his Game Boy Color (there were like legit cumstains on that thing), playing Pokemon Gold at max volume and whining like a little bitch whenever his Typhlosion fainted.
Also one time he got caught jerking off in the women's restroom, also he bit another kid one time and they had to hire a tard wrangler to follow him around and keep him in check
I really hope that wherever he is, he has his shit under control now

Anonymous
10/15/25(Wed)12:57:45 No.58418730

Anonymous 10/15/25(Wed)12:57:45 No.58418730

>>58416666
OH NO NO NO TYPHLOSIONSISSIES THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US