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>>58416856

>be me
>wagecuck at aether foundation
>it has actually great benefits like health insurance, dental and even car insurance
>but the work environment is toxic
>the ceo lusamine is a mean bitch, sees everyone as her slave and is really demanding
>her personal secretary runs the company with an iron fist, despite her friendly demeanor
>the head of the science department is this creepy guy that loves to throw you under the bus for his failures. he is also a petty cunt
>recently lusamine the ceo hired her own daughter as the head of HR, even though she doesn't have any experience
>spoiled bratty princess who acts superior to anyone just because she is a nepobaby
>she is a rude bitch to everyone, and seemed to enjoy torturing me
>passive aggressive comments, always makes me stay for unpaid extra hours after my shift, gives me poor performance reviews and mocks me in front of the entire company
>i am working myself to death and this bitch keeps targeting me
>yesterday she calls me into her office
>i made a very small mistake (i included an extra page in the finance report for the second quarter of this year
>it is something literally fixable in less than a minute
>she starts screaming at me, calling me incompetent and lazy
>says i should have her work ethic even though she is an entitled little cunt that got handed everything
>starts giving me a performance review
>says my job is awful and that she is seriously considering firing me
>i snap
>i just grab her by her arms, throw her in the table, bend her over and rape her
>i spend the next couple of hours hatefucking her like i always wanted to
>slap her, spit on her face, make her do degrading things
>after i dont know how many creampies i just leave without saying a word
>everyone is looking at me weird, they all heard us
>i honestly believed i would be arrested or fired today, but i still went to work like a slavecuck
>she immediately calls me into her office
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>>58416871

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>she immediately calls me into her office
>ohfuck.jpg
>she then proceeds to continue her performance review and acts like nothing happened the day before
>and her office still reeks of sex
>i am too dumbfounded to do anything
>she grows impatient and start calling me names and throwing personal offenses
>the realization hits
>she wants me to fuck her
>i slap her in the face
>make her beg
>we spend the entire morning doing a performance review
>we go to a hotel room and we do “remote work” for lunch and during the afternoon
>despite fucking like rabbits, we both don't acknowledge anything
>lillie says starting tomorrow i will be working with her in a special secret project


Anons, did I hit the jackpot?

>>58416871
>>58416876
too good to be true, she’s going to leglock you and take everything. just get an eevee, anon.

>pikachu
>pi-pika
>pika pika-pi pikachu pi
>pika-pi pika pi-chu
pika pi?

>be me
>work at saffron city guard shake
>hate this boring job
>don't even make enough to live in saffron
>long ass walking commute every day
>tired, want some water
>hint to everyone that tries to come through that I'm thirsty
>some autistic kid comes back
>gives me soda from his backpack and I let him pass
>wishitwaseater.jpg
>open soda
>sprays all over my uniform

I hate this fucking job.

>be at PoryCON 2024 in Lumiose City
>shooting the shit with porygonbros, discuting the latest update, bitching about how silph co. hasn't released Porygon3 yet.
>weird kantonese looking guy chimes in our group
>smells a bit like an hex maniac, hasn't shaved in a while
>talks about how he jailbreaked his porygon2 into porygon-z
>says he installed a custom appearance and asks if we want to see
>awkwardly laugh, someone in the group says "sure go ahead"
>neckbeard pops out his porygon-z
>turns out he installed a custom nude model of Iris (the Unova champion or whatever from like 2010 or something)
>not Iris as she looks like back now but as a literal 12 years old
>entire group falls silent
>creep talks about her "delicious flat chest" and "chocolate skin"
>one guy in the group leaves
>tells him his custom skin is really cool
>quietly informs the security guard we have a pedo (loli is illegal in Kalos)
>see him escorted out in handcuffs a few minutes later

I'm never going to PoryCON again.

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>starting my pokémon journey
>my dad calls me aside and hands me an egg from his own gardevoir
>"you know how it is with gardevoirs, son, especially females"
>winks at me
>just have fun with yours
>laughs
>apparently my father just gave an egg from his own gardevoir that he fucked. So it's technically my little sister
>wtf
>whatever, this line is great
>hatch a female ralts
>she immediately grows attached to me
>i am sort of an older brother, master and father figure to her
>as she evolves, she grows even more attached to me
>when she evolves to a gardevoir, she has tits. Many Gardevoir with mixed lineage have them
>i stop putting her in her pokéball
>i give up my league ambitions and just make money by beating weak trainers in early routes
>i start making love to my gardevoir
>she is my pokémon, my pet, my little sister, my daughter, my doting wife and my sex slave all at once
>if the money gets really tight, i sell her eggs in the black market because mixed heritage ralts pays really well

I love my Gardewife, bros
I l

>Be me
>Born and raised in Galar
>Was given a Totodile as a kid, love my Totobro
>We did everything together, I was one of the few people he didn't try and bite. Good lil guy
>Wyndon (shithole) gets taken over by a fucking corpo-conglomerate. Whatever beats the monarchy from before w/e
>Bans a shit tonne of overseas Pokémon, including Totobro
>Had to release him.
>I miss you Totobro...
>Fuck Rose for letting the Champion keep his fucking Charizard, that's as foreign as Totobro, don't Kanto and Johto share a land border?

>be me
>wake up in beautiful countryside home
>get up to look out the window
>tree disappears because my house was built on a culling line

>>58416871
>>58416876
the one who never dreamed of hatefucking the lady from HR throw the first stoney

>>58417128
Really hot that she is your pet, sister and lover.

My home has been been turned into a wild zone. I have to rush out the door to my car before the alpha bellsprout notices me.

>be teenage me
>have a crush on this girl
>she says she has a boyfriend
>later, i see her with typhlosion

Every time, bros.

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>be me
>be on hike inna woods
>Youngster challenges me to battle
>my mon puts his mon to sleep and sets up agility and swords dance
>he sends in his next mon and I put it to sleep like the last
>Youngster starts shitting his pants about some 'sleep clause' nonsense
>Laugh and have my mon Baton Pass
>Younster is actually frothing with anger
>have my mon useMminimize
>Youngster has ascended to the next plane of seethe rambling incoherently about an 'evasion clause'
>Baton Pass into Farfetch'd and sweep his team

>finfags

>horncucks

>be me
>on my weekend off from work
>take a stroll through the park
>several people here this sunny morning
>sit at a park bench
>close my eyes for a moment
>open them, expecting to see the beautiful sunkern fountain recently constructed
>see some kid staring into my soul
>eyes meet
>oh no
>I try to run
>but I can't escape
>kid unleashes his machamp
>seismic tossed into the earth
>takes my money
>takes my shoes
>world fades to black

I can't stand living in unova anymore these days. Guys, why are the police not doing anything about this?

>>58419999
Can we agree both are better than subhuman fang fags?

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>perfectionchads

>>58420054
>fangs
I know what you are.

>>58419954
lol

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>he doesn't like fins
Low test ngl

>be me
>coming home from a trip to unova
>decide it would be nice to visit my parents in cherrygrove so I take a detour
>delphox is out of her ball as usual
>arrive, say hello, and sit down at the table for lunch
>delphox can speak, so mom and dad talk to her
>she talks about the places we've been and gyms we have challenged
>nostalga.png
>little sister makes a snide remark about me still being a virgin
>shes still a little shit and acts like a bitch
>mom is shocked, dad is annoyed but delphox is smug
>ohno.gif
>delphox starts talking about how I promised to fuck her as a reward for evolving
>goes into detail, starts making hand gestures
>embarrassed.png
>how often we would do it and stuff like that
>had to get my hands around her snout to get her to shut up
>mom is shocked, dad has a disappointed look and my little sisters face is red
>consider jumping out the window but its a single story
>even if it was higher, delphox would catch me
>pretty sure the rest of the team also heard that from inside their pokeballs
>fuck my life

>be me
>live in a region that neighbors Orre but most of the world likes to pretend like we got nuked off the face of the earth
>no officially recognized gyms or badges
>lots of unofficial/"underground" ones though
>just as, if not more lawless and shady than Orre
>decide to join one of said gyms because it's not like I've got any better job options
>immediately get my own Pokémon pitted against some vit's out mon that I've never seen before
>well shit
>hope and pray that my own mon doesn't get torn to shreds, even though I know that it most likely will
>thing I feared happening, happens
>welp, there goes y paycheck

>be me
>have to go on a business trip to galar
>fml.jpg
>meeting goes well and our contract gets better and boss is gonna give me a raise
>business partners invite me to go watch the league championships
>sure why not
>Trying not to laugh at the faggot outfits
>Trying not to laugh at the licence meme for their league being real
>cut to the finals the next day
>fag champion does his gay dance
>our business partners ceo comes up on the big screen
>surely he's just gonna say some kind words Clueless
>talks about starting the darkest day again to power galar forever
>basically the apocalypse for those who don't know
>realise this bad pr will cripple the good deal
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>explosions everywhere
>fag champ and some kids stop it
>cut to next day
>grooky ceo turns himself in
>Their company is now bankrupt
>I won't get my raise
>Tldr never let a grooky in a position of power