Canari > IonoThere, I said it
And the award for world's coldest take goes to this retard and his obvious industry plant
She has more personality for sure, Iono is just 'look at me I'm streamer girl and I do streamer things', more of an e-girl. Canari has the actual somewhat anti-social salty gamer personality, closer to an actual streamer.
>fanbase prefers an easier to coom to iono than regular ionowho saw that coming
>>58427996She has a better design and doesn't wear the tranny colors
>>58428032Nigga i fuckin agreed with you you don't need to sell her to me. Do you not know what a cold take is?
>Ionofags are /pol/tardsLmaoShit design for subhumans, fitting
>>58427981Enough with the Streamer garbage, edgelord 4chan user character when?
>>58429091That’s Canari, she calls you a n***** when she loses to you
>>58428069Do you expect anyone who would like this Jet Set Reject to have reading comprehension?
>>58427981I mean both are corporate slop created to leech from the current trend. but since Canari actually has tits,tummy and masked blowjobs she mogs the gremlin
>>58429111Yeah but is she autistic and wastes her time arguing with retards over meaningless things online though?
>>58429163She is autistic in the sense that she doesn't actually want to interact with her fans, so her grandpa does it for her.
>>58427981They both suck equally and don't look like pokegirls, just generic anime slop.
>>58428007I like attention whores so I like Iono more.
>>58427981
canari would have been a million times funnier if it turned out the grandpa was just straight up a vtuber and not just handling social events
>>58427981>Game is absolute dogshit that’s 25 years behind graphically and 25 years ahead in Judaism>Devs add a le quirky anime girl in slutty attire>Coomers come out of the woodwork to financially support it anyways and making life harder for everyone else, when they could have just gone on Danbooru or what ever to jerk offPeople with porn addictions should be put down like a sick animal.
>>58429576The last time you got dumped was justified btw
>>58429461try to avoid being the type of person that says that last sentence
>>58429576>Coomers come out of the woodwork to financially support itLmfao, you wish Masuda. I am not buying a switch pokemon game over some anime girl even if I end up cooming liters to her.Money stays in my account, and bugs stay in your wife's anus.
>>58429461Wtf
>>58429576cry about it, bitch
>>58428032>tranny colorsyou are mindbroken nigga this is like the retards who cant see a rainbow without thinking of gay sex
My question is why did they do the exact same character two games in a row? And the same typing even?
>>58429997I was wondering the same thing, I'm ok with there being more than one streamer character since it would be weird if Iono was the only streamer in the world, but why make Canari also an electric specialist?
>>58430063You need electricity to use a computer
>>58429976>ESLyikes
>>58429976Yeah, politics are poison to the brain
>>58429129>tummy>underboobYeah, she's one of the hottest Pokegirls by far.
YOU JUSTKNOW
Every time she takes off her mask it feels like she's flashing me her tits
>>58430281Yeah if you think that way you gotta have to lay off the porn for a while, jeet
I just noticed one of her pigtails is actually a pikachu tail
>>58429997What other types fight an electronic girl? Steel?
>>58429576Pokemon is for porn addicts
>>58429129>but since Canari actually has titsIono has them too, anon.
>If I had a nickel for every Electric type specialist who was a famous female streamer in Gen 9, I'd have two nickels.>Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
>>58429630Why? I am jealous. Sure I can still goon, but it's not the same as when I was young and excessively virile.
Canari owes me sex! Or else I'm subbing to Iono instead!
90% of her porn is gonna be masked blowjobs, isn't it?
>>58430691>it's weird that it happened twice, right?Not really. At this point it's pretty clear every pokemon game is going to have a streamer/influencer character going forward. And Electric is just the natural type such a person would have. Honestly, it's more weird that Raihan wasn't Electric.
>>58427981Haven't you all heard the news? she's not even real, she's a hologram projection, she's actually an old man.
>>58431167maybe you should stop shitposting and go play the game
>>58431190Anon... She's not real, she's his V-Tuber persona
>>58431250you should REALLY play the game
>>58431250She is real, she's just a lazy neet who prefers to play videogames all day than training, so her grandpa covers for her.
>>58427981Both are utter shit and mogged by Elesa who doesn't have to act like a retard to get attention as she doesn't hide her nature and doesn't have to e-whore.
>>58431167life imitates art
>>58430646Nah, just because the fanbase is full of porn addicts doesn't mean that the franchise is meant for them. Reminder that Pokemon is a children franchise and that you are not the target audience
>>58428032You have Tranny Derangement Syndrome.
Ntr smile
>>58427981Her character battle theme sounds like something out of MegaMan Network Transmission, which makes sense considering SuperSweep's involvement in the soundtrack.
>>58430673>Under those stupid clothes, trannyono has curves.Wow, thanks for that information!
>>58429976agreed this is also like the retarded companies who cant do pr without thinking about rainbows and gay sex>thats all of themwait huh?
>>58429091Penny already exists, anon.
>>58429997>"We're hip! We're cool! We're trendy! Zoomers, pls keep buying our games like all the cool kids. Please, iloveu!"
>>58432676Ok but ever since gen 8 we've had influencers. First one was Raihan. If a streamer shows up in gaia I'll 100 percent believe this
Need more lewd Canari's
>>58427981I think it's weird/interesting that we got two electric type streamer girls in a row. I wonder why they didn't just make her any other type. Is there something about the electric type that call for that type of character/boss battle?
>>58429997actual answer is that there's vtuber/streamer fans working on the game, and they put what they like in the game if they can.
>>58433930It just fits. The same reason we've gotten multiple poison type girls that sing punk rock. Or how every water type user is a fisher or swimmer. Or how every evil team uses dark type pokemon.
>>58432138NTR queen
>>58432138AGP fuel
Never simp for someone with slut shoes
Electric is just the good with tech type so Vtubers get attached.Already had some model vibes with Elesa.(Still, kinda weird there's only 3 girl Electric trainers)
>>58429997If a character like Iono got the attention she got to the point of her figurine selling out on top of a Card-set with her doing the same as well, them replicating it with the Pokemon-loyalty bonus is a easy copypaste job, man.In fact every new character who shares the same traits down to their attire are just GF's copypasting whatever made them money. It's nothing deep, it's laziness
>>58432875Not even a hot take, even fighting games are shoehorning eThots into an archetype.
actual best girl
>>58435167https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/qhyxzp/oca_collage_i_made_of_all_the_pokemon_type/Women are into Poison and Ghosts, appa
Niggers are ugly
Cum inside her mask and then make her wear it
>>58432676>>58432875At this point, it'd be willfully ignorant to not include them with how contemporary the games usually are.
>>58427981Is the shiny charm a canari plush this time?
>>58432400>no one cared until i put on the mask
>>58433927https://x.com/neno_vi2/status/1979149458748133779
Cannoli should do porn
>Iono>clout chasing ethot>only battles because it's popular >all her videos are clickbait>swears at Raihan once and made an hour long apology video (never actually says she's sorry)>fans all say her content was better before she got popular >lies about her age>Canari>doesn't chase clout (still popular) >doesn't battle (too busy gaming)>all her videos are just her yapping and gaming with the occasional battle (no clickbait needed)>swears like a sailor every stream (never apologizes)>got popular because her content was always improving>doesn't lie about her ageIono? Has-been hag. Canari? Media darling.
Where are those &%^@#?&!*#$! Koikatsu cards at?
Iono has those doujinshi by chorimokki, so she still wins for now.
>>58429461Ebin, simply ebin
Iono and Canari owe me sex
>>58435167Maybe, but Iono and Canari are rapidly turning electric-types girly.
>>58437220Well too bad jeet, you will die a virgin
>>58437232not while Lt Surge is alive
>>58437508Wasn't he already sissified? He's not even a real vet anymore. He's canonically a chuuni pretending he went to war.
>>58436651We got one!https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/136332455
>>58437508About that…
Is Canari from Brazil?
>>58438753Doubtful. She's just a tan gyaru.
>>58438458Oh, Surge, what did they do to you?
>>58439067Is her grandpa a gyaru, too?
>>58439067how can she be so tan if she spends all her time inside playing vidya
>>58439076yes
>>58427981>average /vp/edo looks exactly like thisHoly kek
More lewd Canari fanart droppedhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/136402120
>>58439078Spray tan, usually.>>58439076He spends all day working outside.
>>58439067niggas call everyone gyaru these days
>>58440219>pigtails>exposed navel>crass language >tanLooks like a gyaru, talks like a gyaru. She's a gyaru.
>>58427981>not make the closeted anti social gamer girl poison type specialisti know corbeau has the spot but that would've been better than ANOTHER electric type
>>58427981Just make them have sex.
>>58430691Why do people keep quoting this character on the internet?
>>58440606It's a r*ddit meme
>>58439380Remember when the pokefan was a middle-aged guy having fun with their kids in the park? Now they are 40 years old virgins that watch Hololive
>>58430063Someone came up with the most retarded greeting for an electric type streamer when it was already too late to give it to Iono, so Canari was created with the sole purpose of using it
have Iono and Canary ever been on the same stream at the same time? really makes you think
>>58439380Mani should've won...
>>58442202He will in some doujin
>>58429696Masuda has no involvment with Z-A you retarded porn addict
>>58441504Does this pun work in Japanese or do they use something differentAnyway, it's far better than Whosawhatsit
>>58442231Of course he doesn't. He absolutely does not work for the company that publishes the game, absolutely isn't their Chief Creative Officer and absolutely didn't suggest any idea to the dev team, ever.
>>58442280>takes almost 15 mins for a comeback this shittyI hate it when retards can't admit they don't know shitMasuda is pretty much retired and only worked on LGPE + BDSP
>>58442312>guy's job is to oversee the overall media strategy of [BRAND], but he had no influence on the latest product within the core business of [BRAND], did not approve it, and has no financial interest in seeing that product sell wellSmoothbrain. Your next post won't have any valid argument, and I won't bother reading it or replying.
>>58434744kill yourself
>>58442263In Japanese she says DG4 (and it's also the name of DYN4MO) which is a pun on Denji Hō, the Japanese name for Zap Cannon.
>>58442202>t. Mani
What are her streams like?
>>58443542Suisei tier Tetris but with more swearing
made for enjo kousai
>>58443662>putting my pp in between that strap thing and humping her tummy>she uses her hand to jerk and hold my penor to her tummy>bust pure white all over her brown tummy, hand, and painted fingernails
What catchphrases would a Canari barbie say when squeezed?
>Iono:|>Iono, brown:O
>>58444081but i love iono and iono, brown
>>58444081Canari has her midriff exposed, she wins
>>58430738Do you masturbate less now because you are genuinely less horny than as a kid, or is adult life just inherently more draining with little time for yourself?
>>58429461What exactly is stopping him from jerking off to her himself?
>>58444402old people don't understand streamers and vtubers
>Iono>hag poke-tuber>Canari>not a hag poke-tuber
>>58444081Iono brown has bigger tits and more exposed skin than Iono, mayonnaise. What did they mean by this?
>>58444425wh*tes are the inferior race.
>>58444310Iono would be hotter if she didn't wear that stupid yellow jacket
Which of Canari or Ioni has more yabs do you think?Which has more schizos attacking them every stream about cucking their audience?
>>58444592Iono is way more of a sellout attention whore who does all kinds of content (often in public) as long as it brings her views, while Canari seems to just sit in her room all day to play videogames on stream. So I think Iono has more schizos.
>>58444592Canari is definitely the "announces their engagement publicly like it's no big deal while simps claim they're ok with it through stifled tears" kind of streamer while Iono is the "carefully curated corporate image but gets too much attention from schizos and gets outted for having doxxed and shit talked her rivals on image boards" variety
>still no streamer character that is a monotonous old man that plays shitty games
>she knows you're staring at her tits anon
>>58429114>Jet Set RejectKek
>>58444791I thought people were joking when they said she has the NTR smile but holy shit she really does.
naveen was on to something
>>58444982Now the question is: who's the cuck? Because I feel that, even if you two were in a relationship, (you) are not (for some reason).That facemask must hide many secrets.
>>58430253Who the fuck actually has a room full of merch of themselves? Why do people find these children attractive?
>>58445761because children are sexy
>>58445916Typhlosionbro....
>>58445761Streamers.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15176098 sshe is so ntrcoded
