holy shit she's so fucking tall
>>58428220Alpha?
For you
What would happen if you got under her dress and stood up inside?
>>58428220No hips, man in a dress.
>>58428220Scrapped g-max design..
>>58428225yeah, she's an alphai saw a pic of mega froslass and she was significantly taller than the player so i assumed that was the alpha and caught oneturns out she's just that tall normally and the alpha is gigantic
>>58428278How big is Alpha Mega Steelix?
>>58428220She's about how i expected a mega froslass to look like
>>58428239It would be extremely painful
>>58428295haven't found an alpha onix yet so i don't know, sorrygetting alphas of pokemon that spawn in the late game wild zones is a pain in the ass since they're so small and there's like only one spawn of each mon max at a time
>>58428239You see the frosslussy
>>58428220It's a reference ot Priscilla from Dark Souls. Same exact height too.
>>58428220Would. Tall girls are peak sexo.>>58428239Permanent winter.
>>58428464Where’s the tail to cut off for a dagger?
>>58428220Mega glalie wishes it was this cool looking
>>58428541AHHHHH MY JAW HELP HELP HELP OH FUCK IT HURTS WAAAAAAAH
>>58428220Crap, now I want her to follow her Pokedex entry and turn Lumiose into Opelucid post-Zinzolin's invasion just to collect as many frozen trainers as possible.
>>58428220The only thing I hate about seeing this image is knowing that some pervert is going to commission unbirth art with her. Especially in a Pikajota style...
She looks like she abducts children.
>>58428239You’d be shoving your head into her vagina
>>58428776Hypno, Typhlosion, Drifloon, and Drampa have new competition
>>58428295Hopefully at least as big as the one in LA
>>58428220Sex ghost
>>58428220made for oneeloli
>>58428239Become popsicle
>Model a G-Max>Call it a Mega Evolution
>>58428301You're a big guy.
>>58428239You'd become spermafrost.
>>58428220Mega Glalie is cooler
>>58428541Glalie got mogged hard holy shit
>>58428220hello beautiful lady post bobs and vagene please maam kisses you sex sex sex want to marry me please
>>58428791Giant ice ghost unbirthing lets go
>>58428220haha do you think celesteela gets embarassed when mega froslass touches her bamboos and flirts with her
Evolving Snorunt into Glalie is like forcibly giving it erectile disfunction
>>58428295Not as big as expected 2bh
Where can I find Alpha Snorunt?
>>58428953...for you.
>>58429118tall yamato nadeshiko oni princess and her ugly midget ojisan husband holy based
Since legendaries and mythicals are scaled locked, I wonder which is the tallest Pokémon you could walk around in-game. I think Victreebel got a good shot at being the tallest.
>>58429833zone 12 where all the other snorunt are, it's just a random spawn
>>58428220Imagine if she could open her mouth as wide as a Mega Glalie. Would be perfect for picking up and eating humans.
>>58429838>Can't even drink sake or use a clubGlalie...
>>58428239frosbite
>>58428220mommy
>>58428220Obviously a scrapped Gigantamax design
>>58428239you'd get hit by hail
>Appearance: Taka onna appear as ordinary, homely human women most of the time. But they have the power to elongate their bodies and grow to several meters in height. Like other brothel yōkai, they are rarely seen outside of the red light districts, but are fairly common yōkai nonetheless. Sightings of these yōkai peaked during the Edo period and continued up to the post-war period—the time when brothels and yūkaku (“pleasure districts”) were at their height in Japan.>Behavior: Taka onna are frequently spotted peering into the second-story windows of brothels and homes where romantic liaisons are taking place. Their activities are generally limited to peeping into windows. Though they rarely attack humans physically, taka onna do enjoy scaring and harassing both men and women who frequent the pleasure districts, jealous of the physical pleasure they were never able to know in life.>Origin: Taka onna were originally ordinary women who were too unattractive to marry (or to find work in the red light districts which they haunt). Through jealousy, they became twisted and corrupted, and transformed into ugly, malicious monsters that prey on others’ sexual energy.I guess Mega Froslass is basically Yuki-onna + this monster.
>>58428220WHERES THE PORN
>>58431695give it time, porn artists aren't that far into the game yet
>>58428220honestly such a based mega evolution design. I love Froslass. Amazing how it managed to be one of the very few Pokemon in this shitty ass game to get a good design'd mega.
>>58431677>prey on others' sexual energyLETS GOOOOOOO
>>58431677I wanna fuck a ghost.
>>58431790No waifumon gets a silly mega.
>>58431992scolipede?
>>58432292there's nothing that indicates scolipede's mega was supposed to be silly
>>58428220worst new mega, even feraligatr is better
>>58428220Cant wait to transfer my SAlpha from Arceus...
>>58429118Sorry Froslass is only into abducting and freezing Human men.
>>58428220Mega mommy
>>58431677>Taka onna were originally ordinary women who were too unattractive to marry (or to find work in the red light districts which they haunt)So that's it? Those were the options? Be jealous of the wives or be jealous of the whores? Didn't they have a nun-like way out?
>>58428497In the name of Jesus Christ, I ask you to stop having inane fantasies involving magical critters from a children's franchise.
come on you can do better than that
>>58428963>spermafrostkek
>>58428220She's a Ghost type and Japan thinks tall women are very scary
>>58429118>>58428963Damn I forgot Glalie had a mega, in the past few days I kept thinking it was a little sad it didn't get one while Froslass did
>>58428220You know she'd still just a head, right?
>>58435289You know in-universe, humans can father children on Froslass anyway? And her "just a head" as it is? Where there's a will, there's a way.
>>58435311>Says nothing about him having kids with the froslassPokefucker delusion
>>58434232Funny you say that, normally I don't. Not even the tallest Gardevoir got me acting unwise.Then you throw in a 10+ ft Alpha Mega Froslass and suddenly I want to be dominated by an ice ghost monster.
>>58435399>loreletYuki-Onna tales in Japan have versions where the Yuki spares the man's life after talking about her, due to the love for the children she bore him, taking the children and leaving him. The journal's held by two uncatchable Snorunt with another uncatchable Frosslass holding the other half, which tells a complete tale of the meeting, married life and separation of the man in question, mirroring the stories told in Japan about the ice woman of the mountains. That Snorunt's design is based off the children the Yuki-Onna sometimes carries (never mind Froslass herself is based off the Yuki-Onna) just hammers home the relationship and by extension, the inspirations for the line. And that's without even TOUCHING the fact we KNOW Game Freak have no issue with pokémon/human couplings and never did.
>>58435527Schizo babble
>>58435541>no rebuttal Concession accepted
>>58435399>>58435541trying too hard
>>58435567>>58435555Samefag
>>58435568**LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER**
come the fuck on
>>58435311that whole story makes me sadhow can i have a froslass wife if she would leave me if i ever found out she was a froslass
>>58437476That is the point of the story. Even if your wife is a crane or a fairy dragon, it will end with her needing to leave forever.
>>58437550
>>58431677Sounds like a Nephilem
>>58428220does she rape shotas or not?
>>58438940she's a japanese spirit woman, they ALL fuck shotas.
>>58428239You'd probably freeze to death. Assuming you didn't probably not much given the actual body is just a sphere with arms.
>>58435311>>58435527>Eventually tells his wife that a wild pokemon saved his life and that she really looks like it, confessing he probably only married her to fuck a lookalike, which prompts their separation Yeah buddy...
froslass is a pretty mid mon I wonder how they'll try to make this work in the mainline
>>58439096it's probably one of the most thematic possible mons to get snow warning, and it learns aurora veil by level. there's potential there, at least for doubles. singles, you kinda need the light clay.
>>58439096It's the best Ice type in ZA and ice is actually very useful in this game for once.
