There once was a mighty Magikarp...>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZcFS35n5Vg [Embed]Heya howa heya howa, I'm Chief Slap-a-hoe! And I'm going to tell you all, the story, of The Legend Of The Mighty Magikarp! There once was a Magikarp, down by the river. He was bigger and stronger than the other fish of his kind. The mighty Magikarp one day wanted to impress the rest of his fellow Pokémon, so he decided to climb up the waterfall. No other magikarps thought he could do it. For no one has been able to climb the waterfall. So the mighty Magikarp started to swim up it. There was a witness, who watched him climb up the waterfall. His name, was Chief Poundmaker!He originally went to the river to preform a rain dance! But when he seen the mighty magikarp go up the water fall, he had to watch untilthe magikarp got to the top. And when the magikarp got to the top, legend says he evolved. Into a Gyarados! But it wasn't just any Gyarados, but a Red Gyarados! Legend says it was able to spew fire out of its mouth! Chief Poundmaker got so excited, that he ran back to the teepee to tellthe rest of the tribe! As he was running, he was running so fast that his feather flew off of his head. When he got to the heart of the reserve, there they were, all gathered around the fire in the teepee, and Chief Poundmaker entered in as they were passing Bannock. And Chief Poundmaker told them all, the legend of the mighty magikarp, and how he became, a Red Gyarados! Elder Chief Slap-a-hoe replied and said, this legend was greater than the mighty buffalo!The End.
>>58432049Op is a faggot Glowfriend - or just as likely - retarded Op comes from /pol/ and other federalè infested boardsTheir goal is to sow discord among fellow frens/anonsYour position/beliefs are irrelevant to these faggots they will engage you from an opposing stance whatever it may beIt's ultimately up to YOU - reader/anon to discern if this thread is worth engaging inJust a heads up
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>>58432210I went outside to listen to the wind, and the air told me you have the spirit of the buffalo behind you.
>>58432049Based but your accent needs work
>>58432634I was thinking I could do a better Native American. I just need bannock dipped in buffalo blood to eat and I will get the spirit.
>>58433349Just don't start summoning Skin Walkers.
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