>>58433780
>600 dollar game because have to buy system
>forced into monthly subscription to third party internet
>have to pay hydro bill for both docked and handheld
>Reggie forces me to buy groceries or else I'll "die"

It's bullshit. Back in the day GameBoy was free and mom gave me infinite food and AA batteries. You didn't need a subscription, you just got to exist. Now life is hard and expensive and it's all Nintendo's fault.

>>58433804

Buddy..do you wanna talk about that time where your uncle told you there was a Nintendo wii in the basement..but no joystick to play with?
I'm here to listen and i will not judge you

>>58433780
?
explain

>5 dollars is too much
Why pretend you could afford the 70 dollar game?

>>58433780
Oh trust me fags are going to find a ay, it's so stupid

>>58433916
>5 dollars is too much
It's not, but the fact that we NEED to pay extra for this feature that doesn't have any sort of connection to the internet is absurd.
I also say that multiplayer should be free too, but no one's going to listen to that.

>>58433909
You need to play a ranked battle online to have access to the starter mega stones
>>58433804
>You didn't need a subscription, you just got to exist. Now life is hard and expensive and it's all Nintendo's fault.
This part but unironically

It gets better. Losing has a chance of reducing your rank points. Meaning, the nolifes can and will gatekeep you out of new megas

>>58434451
oh
ill just inject them lol

>>58434458
It's impossible to drop a rank. Stop spreading nonsense you literal Sperg. Play for an hour and even if you keep getting clobbered you'll get the stone.

>>58433804
>Implying they're not 40yo basement dwallers still living off their parents allowance and they have to "spent their money wisely"

Unironically speaking, it's been over since X/Y era