There once was a mighty Magikarp...>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZcFS35n5VgHeya howa heya howa, I'm Chief Slap-a-hoe! And I'm going to tell you all, the story, of The Legend Of The Mighty Magikarp! There once was a Magikarp, down by the river. He was bigger and stronger than the other fish of his kind. The mighty Magikarp one day wanted to impress the rest of his fellow Pokémon, so he decided to climb up the waterfall. No other magikarps thought he could do it. For no one has been able to climb the waterfall. So the mighty Magikarp started to swim up it. There was a witness, who watched him climb up the waterfall. His name, was Chief Poundmaker!He originally went to the river to preform a rain dance! But when he seen the mighty magikarp go up the water fall, he had to watch untilthe magikarp got to the top. And when the magikarp got to the top, legend says he evolved. Into a Gyarados! But it wasn't just any Gyarados, but a Red Gyarados! Legend says it was able to spew fire out of its mouth! Chief Poundmaker got so excited, that he ran back to the teepee to tellthe rest of the tribe! As he was running, he was running so fast that his feather flew off of his head. When he got to the heart of the reserve, there they were, all gathered around the fire in the teepee, and Chief Poundmaker entered in as they were passing Bannock. And Chief Poundmaker told them all, the legend of the mighty magikarp, and how he became, a Red Gyarados! Elder Chief Slap-a-hoe replied and said, this legend was greater than the mighty buffalo!The End.
>>58436477The Magikarp, Mighty was his name.
>>58436477Best thread on /vp/ so far.
>>58436477Native American wisdom!
Op is a faggot Glowfriend - or just as likely - retarded Op comes from /pol/ and other federalé infested boardsTheir goal is to sow discord among fellow frens/anonsYour position/beliefs are irrelevant to these faggots they will engage you from an opposing stance whatever it may beIt's ultimately up to YOU - reader/anon to discern if this thread is worth engaging inJust a heads up
>>58438192No u fag with ur copy pasta u've been on /vp/ all day no life fagget!
>>58439563I'll see you again in a few hoursWhen you bump this thread again buddyI'm glad you've decided to try to improve on your story tellingJust like your old man
>>58439952Don't'chu talk about my father milky licker!
>>58436477fuck you
wut
>>58442303Racist against feather heads.
>>58442303No fuk yew ben fran shway!
>>58436477kek
>>58436477lore like this is all they had to do but they wrote about typhlosion being a kidnapper rapist and murder and more rape and murder
>>58436477lol
>>58436477buy an ad and work on your accent
>>58445648>and work on your accentNigga if he be metus he be half native half white so he sound like he need to work on his accent because the white in him took away part of his indian baby!
>>58445677was it god or satan that cursed you with the profound autism? stop samefagging your own thread btw.
>>58445717Only becausse you can see me janny.
>>58445766no it's because it's that apparent you schizo faggot
>>58445766kek
>aieeeeeeeeee I thought op was supposed to be the one bumping
>>58444554what? when did this happen?
>STILL samefagging
>>58446753Living under a rock?
Beautiful
>whoops this is supposed to be op again
Kek
>>58445766lol
>>58445766lmao
>>58445766lmfao
>>58445766rofl
>>58445766roflmao
uh oh chief suckadonkee is heap big angry
>>58445776Seething retard janny.
>>58456908kek
>>58456908superkek
>>58456908topkek
>>58456908highjumpkek
>>58456908megakek
>STILL samefagging>STILL necrobumping
>>58463674Admit it, its funny.
uh oh chief suckadonkee is on heap big warpath again
>>58456908gigakek
If it were any funny there'd be be people in this thread other than you and I
if heap big chief suckadonkee not mad then he not be be be on heap big warpath again
What is this fucking thread? Did I just have a lobotomy?
No. You never had that part of the brain to begin with.
>>58436477Who let the schizo out?
Turns out you did
>>58468158It's some literal who turbo autist trying to shill his shitty youtube channel by necrobumping his own thread for three days straight.
geg is that what was in the link WHOOPS IT GOT BUMPED AGAIN
>>58456908hyperkek
>>58456908ultrakek
how
scrambled
>>58471483There's many of us here, seething janny.
>>58477535lol
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>>58436477Make a sequel.
Good thread.
>>58436477Naming my next shiny gyrados Slap-a-hoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJKaHRwvQi0
>STILL
HOW
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