Humans confirmed to be weaker than a Magikarp
>>58439083>he says while there's a old man that casually wrestles with his Haxorus to make it stronger
Humanxisters... why are we so fucking WEAK?
>>58439083Another proof that the dex is full of shit? Or just a dumb NPC?
>>58439275Dumb NPC. Do not believe that NPCs are the word of god, some are stupid as shit.
>>58439083pokefemdom is about to be so much hotterimagine getting pinned down by a kirlia half your size
>>58439083Behold! A pokemon with a stick!
>>58439291You could say the exact same for some of the Pokédex entries, really.
>>58439083>>58439294>HMOFAgs were beta femdomfags all alongOH NO NO NO
>>58439227this animation was a draydenfag's wet dream
>>58439083>Humans are "le heckin weak" in the Pokemon world>Still manage to become the dominant species and tames the extremely powerful beings surrounding them with nothing but pure dedication and will>We're directly shown multiple times that there's people like Drayden, Bea, Brycen, a dozen Fighting and Psychic specialists who can keep up with their Pokemon's power and even fight with and alongside them
>>58439083Some literal who takes a Hyper Beam from Lance's Dragonite and it doesn't even knock him out
>>58439083I could heem a Ledyba
>>58439310I will have sex with that bird.
>>58439275The pokedex entries were logged from the perspective of the 10 year old child right? Like half true and hyperbole or made up shit? Like playground stories and rumors.
>>58439885Aren't dex entries written by someone else tho?
This thing WILL kill you
>>58439083This is literally debunked by the Legends games themselves where you defeat fucking legendaries by throwing shit at them while dodge rolling.
team rocket survived way too many incidents for this to be true
That Munna those plasma grunts were beating to death? Didn't need your fucking help.
>>58439885I would expect a child with a pet one to know if a child can easily beat it up.>>58439294it doesn't say they're stronger than a human, just that you couldn't beat one in a fistfight.Kirlia isn't going to put you in an arm bar, it's going to pick you up and toss you with the power of its mind from 40ft away then giggle about how funny you ragdolled.Ash is visibly stronger than pikachu. We see him occasionally easily lift things pikachu struggles with.Pikachu casually and effortlessly starches him almost hourly in the first episode, to the point he starts wearing the rubber gloves his mom gave him for laundry.That said, I am like 90% sure a Riolu out-benches and especially out-cardios most olympic athletes, no PP use.
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>>58439083Literally the exact opposite is true. No matter how powerful or skilled a Pokemon is, it will always end up being humanity's bitch. You don't even need sci-fi shit to do it either, you can kill God with medieval technology.
>>58439083Ivor disagrees
>aaAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK STOP CHEATING
>>58439083>no human could hope to beat a pokemon>somehow the human race isnt obliterated into extinctionbravo, poketroons
>>58439299That Rocket grunt looked so eager to do it
>>58440239not defeat. the stuff you throw is just to calm them down from the fucky energy leaking from the distortion. it's like if you were high on powdered crack dumped into the air and someone was pelting you in the face with lavender chamomile vanilla jasmine bath bombs until you regained your head.
>>58440383If somebody is trying to kill me and me throwing bath bombs at them allows me to eventually subdue and capture them that counts as me defeating them no matter how you want to spin it.
>>58440344>>58440353anon, that lightning is visibly coming from like 30 something pokemon.
>>58439083>>58440344Look at this. This is supposed to be a deity Pokemon and you can literally just walk up to it and strangle it without consequence. Pokemon are weak.
AAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!! HUMIE SISTERS?!?... Our response!?
>>58440434She survived that btw.
>>58440434She fucking lives from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmTzB0PV-uwReminder that this guy took out 3 legendaries and was only stopped by the interference of humans.
>>58439275There is a faction in the game that advocates for training to be able to battle Pokemon hand to hand that NPC is just coping
>>58440434>even when one of the most powerful legendary pokemon alive is trying their hardest to kill a person they can't do itloving every laugh
>>58440441>>58440451>>58440458I kneel
>>58440392They don't actually knock out from the balms, nor do you actually catch any of them, they just chill out from nice smells and getting a little winded.Except Palkia/Dialga, where they don't even chill out after getting winded, and you still need to throw unique, one of a kind auto-catching pokeball made from the Red Chain and ore that contains the very essence of their creator itself.You don't even tire out Arceus at all, he just eventually wears out and says "Eh, you've shown me enough to prove your worthiness, i'll join you."
>>58439083Black Belts literally train with their Pokemon by trading punches and kicks.
Pokemon aren't even the primary focus in the series named after them anymore, humans have completely won.
>>58440506keyword, their Pokemon
>>58440407Celebi is not a deity. It's not particularly power, it just has time travel powers.
>>58440639Japanese Crystal's Pokedex entry for Celebi literally says it's worshipped as a deity. Also, it's clearly meant to be powerful beyond just being able to time travel considering it has Mew's stats.
>>58440701Base stats aren't canon. Vikavolt is described as being able to expertly and swiftly fly around to befuddle opponents, but its base speed is pure dogshit.
>>58440353arceus was pathetic because he was sadthey cheer him up later and he beats the bad guy
>Is literally just a normal actor>has the highest attack stat of any living creature second only to mega mawile>except he can hold an itemuhhh pokebros... why are we so weak compared to our owners...????
>>58439083>>58439257Unironic and literal skill issue
>Say that to my face you little bitch
>>58440434FUCK i miss storytime
>kills you and makes you into food Guess they're not that tough...
>>58440798Base stats may not always line up with what the devs wrote, but when every single mythical and legendary Pokemon has base stat totals beyond what normal Pokemon can have aside from exceptions like Megas and the Pokemon who are literally notable for having legendary BSTs, then it pretty clearly illustrates dev intent that these Pokemon are supposed to be a lot more powerful than your average 'mon by default.
Of course someone from Pokemon Paris would say that.
>>58441029The right was Ash and co's imagination. It turns out that Magikarp is nothing but scales and bones so it's not edible.
>>58439083Just pretend this is edited to feature Unova and Galar humans and Pikachu/Meowth/Swanna/Herdier/etc
>>58439083i dunno... Jessie beat the shit out of Meowth on a regular basis
>>58441083And they'd be right >>58439227>>58440995
>>58441083The goose disparity always gets me
>>58441106brits are pussies i guess, geese are easy to deal with. they're retards who don't know how to protect their necks, you can literally just grab the neck and then slam them against the ground.
>>58440395>God can't fight off some electric shitmon
>>58441736Arceus gave up five of its plates (the Water, Grass, Ground, Electric, and Dragon ones) to create the Jewel of Life. Without those five plates, Arceus had no way of defending itself against Electric attacks.
>Meanwhile your average Pokemon trainer
>>58441083>15% of americans think they could take on a KangarooNo wonder Trump won.
>>58439836I thought he was stopped before he could execute the hyperbeam?
>>58440701It's on the level of a local shinto deity at most tho, like those monsters that can suck ur soul thru ur asshole.
>>58441840the dragonite slams him into the wall which I supposed was gamefreak's way of showing it using a beam attack against him
>>58441814people beat kangaroos all the time in oz. Just because they're objectively dangerous doesn't mean you can't still win.
>>58439083then why do they faint after a few thrusts from my dick?
>>58440214If they were, the professors wouldn't need the 10 year olds to fill them out..
>>58439310Me and my wife Monet
>>58440407>look guys...*cough* you can s-see...*cough* dialga's taste buds...*cough cough* sinnoh remakes are great...*cough* thank you ilc-ACK!
>>58439083Magikarp are dangerous though
>>58439885>The pokedex entries were logged from the perspective of the 10 year old child rightNo, the Pokedex writes the entries itself.
>>58439083Doesn't the plot of nearly every pokemon movie revolve around humanity's edge over pokemon?
>>58443328It pretty much goes like this:>villain either wants to exploit or outright capture a legendary pokemon for its power or just for the prestige>they accomplish this effortlessly through the use of some sci-fi tech or magic or just a lot of Pokemon on their side>they're only stopped and defeated by Ash and co. intervening and otherwise would've completely wonThis only doesn't happen when there are no human antagonists.
>turns out the danger of going in the tall grass alone is that you could accidentally murder Pokemons clueless of your superior HUVMAN fighting prowess
Who would win, 100 Pokemon or 1 gorilla?
>>58443262since when can magikarp learn hydro pump?
>>58445594Alphas will always know one move the Pokemon doesn't normally learn.
>>58445652neat
>>58441797Ash is an aura using freak of nature, not average by any stretch
>>58441797Ash has literal super powers tho
>>58441797>>58447856>>58447879Ash is the son of Mr. Mime
>>58447995Timeline doesn't match, Ash caught Mimey so Ho-Oh has a better chance of being the father
>>58447856>>58447879tons of humans in pokemon can use aura, psychic powers, ghost powers, etc. People are canonically fighting with mons all the time. Black belts often beat their pokemon in martial arts fights. Ash is literally your average 10 yo in the setting.
>>58449080>tons of humans>Ash is literally your average 10 yo 99.99999% of the human population are wet noodles. Ash is a god among men.
>>58449080People still think Ash is an average anything when he has numerous accolades and is a gigachad that everyone loves and met pretty much all legendary Pokémon at 10 yo.
>>58439083No, it's just your classic city slicker who has never had to do anything for themselves because they live a sheltered life inside gilded walls built by people who actually did hard work only to see their descendants become fat and lazy with greed and sloth. These people will never be able to think or grow because they are coddled from birth. That's why the most powerful trainers are always kids from the boonies where they must grow and become strong just to survive a walk between towns.
>>58441814it was literally a sport here for a while. 15% is high because most americans are out of shape, they just THINK they're the same americans of old, but proper athletes should still be able to have decent odds.The trick is to just never let it grapple you. Its big move is to grab your neck then full-force-both-feet kick you right in the gut or groin. Same movement that launches them up to 42 feet away, very powerful. If it lands square you ARE out for the count. Or worse if the claws hit. BUT, if it never grapples you, it can't land the ult.It's also how the kangaroo expects YOU to fight. There's a video of a blackbelt saving his dog from getting choked out by one and when it squares up (humans upright stance looks like kangaroo fighting posture, so it takes it as a mano-y-mano territory challenge and releases poochie) and he nails it right in the jaw the kangaroo backs up and just stares at him in indignation, disapproval, and bewilderment. "Bruh what the fuck was that???? WhathaFUCK was that! What the fuck you doing B, we're suppose to grapple and kick each other! What kind of bullshit cheating-ass thing is that, to just hit a man hard in the face with your arm. These tail-less straight-legged muthafuckers got NO honor, gyatdamn."So, just amateur opinion here, but seems like the technique is to just use distant jabs and circle the thing with haymakers, because they're mainly only good at moving forward quick, turning is slow. In fact if you can perfectdodge your sidestep counterattack hooks, you'd be hitting it while it's reared back onto its tail and consistently knocking it over, and if you turn the tables and can get IT in a headlock from behind while on the ground, I think it's pretty much helpless, all its attacks face straight forward, its just going to keep flailing and jerking about until its brain loses oxygen.Now, am I going to do it? Hell no you couldn't pay me. But I think if you were MMA and special trained yourself for it, yeah.
>>58439083Why are you fags putting do much stocks into one liners? Previous games had trainers getting physical with their Pokemon.
>>58449613You don't even have to punch them. It's really easy to ruin the vibe of a perfectly good fight to a roo.https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1j2if6k/kangaroos_are_always_ready_to_fight/Also, if you see videos of roos trying to kick people, while a square hit is a knockout, it seems like they mostly just end up with glancing blows because humans see the kick coming and instinctively turn, put distance, or double over to soften the blow by rolling with it. Still not exactly comfy, but it doesn't fold you like a lawn chair.The grapple is no joke though, you're not winning an arm wrestle with one. Fortunately they're not great for striking.
People really forgot how powerful Pokémon as a whole really are. Any Pokémon could easily kill regular unarmed human if the Pokémon didn't hold back and had intent to kill. Even with the Pokémon having the worst possible Stats.
>>58451257No. A level 5 route 1 mon that only knows tackle and weighs less than a dog is weaker than a human. Like a feral dog or hog they are dangerous, but 1v1 a man will win just from size difference.
A guy with a sword > Every single pokèmonYes even Shudo's T-rex
>>58439083digimon does what pokedoesn't
>>58451802>that only knows tackleA human isn't even capable of that much.
>>58439310>>Still manage to become the dominant species and tames the extremely powerful beings surrounding them with nothing but pure dedication and willwhat will? you just throw balls at them until they succumb, then start training an army and eventually capture godalso humans are fucking sturdy
>>58439275>>58439304>>58439885>>58440214>>58443144>>58443311The Pokémon lore, world-building and canon. Have retcons and also so many issues like contradictions and outright things that don't make sense for the series. That it's best for some things in the series, to just not take them seriously as canon.I treat all Pokédex Entries as not canon. It's much more sensible than than the rabbit hole trying to make sense of all that mess.
>>58451952If it's in the game, it's canon. We have no other source of information. Game Freak wrote it for a reason.
>>58451952>> more willing the believe the in-game encyclopedia is false over a goofy-written random character on the street.
>>58451851This is cringe. A monster franchise where the humans can just punch one of the monsters. I'm glad that when stuff like this happens in Pokémon, it's mostly just jokes, although I'd prefer they not have it all.
>>58453157calm your tits. it's a one-off scene. what's done in the pic is no different from kicking a rattata
>>58453701Marcus is a thing tho
>>58453713his series has some bullshit energy called digisoul or something that can be harnessed by humans. still, he's as fragile as a used napkin. they have him punching for the cool factor. after he gets one blow in the digimon take on>inb4 the dude kicking falcomonthat's a human mutated into a superhuman with digimon DNA that evolves into digimon
>>58440407She was faking it
Post your stat spreads. Here's mine
>>58440458>the most powerful legendary pokemon alive is trying their hardest to kill a person yet they can't do itit's simple, pokemon are too kind for their own good
>>58439083Pokémon supremacy.
>>58453946>pokemon are too kind for their own goodis there a single pokémon that is truly evil? without any human influence?
What stops Ash from impregnating this PokeSlut
>>58455077Ash is the one who gets impregnated
>>58439083HI-YA-ACK
>>58455417WRONG ASH IS GOING RAPE THEM ALL
>>58454967Cacturne, Drifbloon, Nihilego, and Necrozma, Malamar
>>58455710>MalamarArguable, but possible.>all the othersMeds, now.
>>58454967Darkrai in PMD
>>58455894>The murderous cactus is not evil guysWRONG
