Jesus Christ......
based honestly
that room is giving me the same weird vibes N's room in bw1 gave me
>>58462328>MUST CONSOOM MUST CONSOOM NO NEGATIVITY HAPPY THOUGHTS ONLYSuicide in 5 years guaranteed
>>58462328Clearly he can hear him if he's gonna go out of his way to reply
>>58462328you are not and you know it
>>58462328
>>58462328Fake Wizard should probably set his toaster's timer lower.
>>58462328Typical zardfaggot L
>enjoying slop>being an active poster on an internet board dedicated to a franchise that’s been slop for a decade nowwhich is worse?
Reality/truth don't matter to modern pokefags they'll come to believe they're being persecuted for having low standardsAt some point, to them - it becomes a taboo to enjoy an incomplete mediocre cash grabAnd as a transgressive group/defenders of mediocrity they form a feeling brotherhood/belonging among themselvesI used to think it was solely the idea of the sunken cost fallacy at play but now I believe this can only explain some of the behavior I seeI possibly perceive this in other groups of peoplePokemon I think - is just another manifestation of this
>>58462328This fanbase......
>>58462328the sanest zardfag
>>58462328Based King
>>58462328cringe peasant
>>58462328i legitimately despise these "people"
>>58462328Schools need to bring back bullying and society needs to encourage suicide in the weak.
>>58462452that tyranitar looks unironically AWESOMEi can't wait to get this game
It's slop because the game doesn't have an absurd bloated budget like most AAA games? GF needs better programmers, not a bigger budget
>>58462328I bet he's been using charizard, gengar, and gyarados in every single game for the last decade too
>>58462470Agreed, let's start with the weak retards complaining about pokemon on a niche 4chan board.
>>58462480defending pokeslop*Sorry my phone autocorrected
>>58462335>he never played basketrain as a kidyou have no childhood
>>58462536Shut the fuck up downy, no one wants to hear from your limp wristed ass.
>>58462357GF would still selling Pokémon games in 5 years and the man would still be happy.
>>58462634Sorry meant to reply to >>58462328as in the person defending ZA on Twitter. Sometimes I forget I’m on 4chan and not Twitter.
>reeeee twitter posts upset meYou guys are fags
>>58462400what do you enjoy?
>>58463066Hating on popular things like a hipster.
>>58462328I think it is a fun game at the core. There are problems, it deserved more time and budget.
>>58462452Why is tyrantrum so fucking small?
>>58462477How do you hire better programmers, dumdum?
>>58462328>>58462452This is how normal people live our lives. You're the outcast
its a children's franchise
>>58462328>Some random guy is doing what he wants instead of caring about the fake outrage of the weekWhat’s the issue?
>>58462357Anon used Project!
>im having a blast
The people who defend the state of modern Pokémon are like women who rate 6/10 in attraction - and semi regularly get fucked by Chad while holding on to the delusion that the relationship between them is a supportive and loving oneChad/thePokemonCompany need only text once a month so he can tell the girl/pokefan to take them to the movies/buy the gameBeing in her luteal phase of the month/sentimental cycle of nostalgia - the woman/pokefan overwhelmed by tingles - trips over themselves to cancel all of their plans to make the date happen and they gladly pay any amount asked of chad/thePokemonCompanyAfter the movie/purchasing the new slop, Chad/thePokemonCompany proceeds to sodomize the woman/pokefan in theater parking lotChad/thePokemonCompany - is further empowered/disgusted by the stark absence of self respect from the girl/pokefanThe woman/pokefan ends up having to call an UberOn the ride back home - anus still pulsating/throbbing - the girl/pokefan daydreams and reminiscences about all the goofy goober adventures chad/thePokemonCompany has provided/ass pulled for themThe dumb slut/pokefaggot - exhausted - passes out on the bed satisfiedBut not before creating an account for the user media rating website - Metacritic - and rating Pokémon Legends Arceus ZA a 10/10
>>58462328>person that's an actual pokemon fan and has actually played the game says the game is fine>person that doesn't give a crap about pokemon at all and will go back to CoD and Madden at the end of the day is deeply offended by the gameHmm whose word has more weight I wonder?
>>58462328it may been only slight improvements but its definitely getting better
I am pretty easy to please when it comes to pokemon. I even enjoyed Scarlet/Violet. But this game is so devoid of everything I enjoy about pokemon that I really think that anyone who is saying its good is either retarded, a child, or a shill. It's a completely lifeless game. The city is small and everything looks the same. Every rooftop and alleyway have the exact same features. The wild zones are a joke. They're so small that you can clear them 100% in less than 5 minutes each and again, the majority of them look exactly the same. There's no exploration or discovery. You're not going to find a cool pokemon, mega stone, or TM tucked back in some obscure corner, its nothing but mega shards and worthless items. The battle system is alright at first but gets old pretty quick and is super janky. The city thing is so half assed and retarded too. At one point they obviously set out to make it a realistic city you're exploring. That's actually a cool and unique idea for the franchise too. But at some point they also just said fuck it and quit putting in effort. Having one park in the city covered in snow makes no sense. Having on park full of salamence and bagon makes no sense. They easily could have fixed issues like this with a little bit of creativity but they seem allergic to that.
>>58463198New incel pasta dropped, boys
>>58463275except fake wizard is/was a pokemon fan before the games turned to slop
>>58463275>Actual fan of feces who actually eats feces says its fine>person that doesn't eat crap at all and will go back to cod and burgers at the end of the day is deeply offended by the dishHmm who has more weight in lbs I wonder?
>>58463339>scat fetish fantasy
>>58463339>food analogy
>>58462328i fucking love video games.
>Ummm you're not akshually a pokemon fan if you don't just eat up whatever is slop is served to youI legitimately hate these people. They've done the exact same thing with Star Wars.
Nobody ITT has actually explained how this game is "slop".
>>58462328>>58462357A normal person would just ignore what they don't approve of and move on with their life, but instead we are getting>NOOOOOOOOO STOP HAVING FUN IT'S A LIE IT'S BAD ACTUALLY YOUR ENJOYMENT IS FAKEEEEEEEWhy do you care what people do with their own money?
>>58463420Slop usually refers to a cheaply mass-produced product, which this is, based on its lack of polish and detail. However "slop" is rapidly turning into shorthand for "thing I don't like".
>>58463440>"slop" is rapidly turning into shorthand for "thing I don't like".always has been.
>>58463405>Ummm you're not akshually a pokemon fan if you don't cry and piss and shit yourself every time a new pokemon game comes outWorks both ways
>>58463420less features than arceus, empty map, ugly graphics, copy paste sidequests, handholdy tutorial, no new pokemon
>>58462328Nintendo adults
>>58463420Because Asmongold and Grummz said so.
>>58463138They already had the time and budget. I agree with one anon about hiring better programmers.But the bigger problem is not the game, it's the toxic portion of the modern fanbase, especially Tubers (god forbid those ragebait recommendations).
>>58463460Remember when Arceus came out and you were all like>less features than Sword and Shield, no gyms, no trainers, empty map, ugly graphics, copy paste sidequests, handholdy tutorial, 5 new pokemon
>>58463472The biggest issue is the engine. They are still using a modified 3DS engine for running HD open world games. Not to mention getting new hires to learn it is a nightmare.At this point even Unreal Engine 5 would yield better results
>>58463499Ah, that too. GF be GF
>>58463164No.
>>58463420
>>58462328This franchise is going to stay shit forever huh
>>58463918PLZAbros.............................
>>58463297I hope that's okay anonI have to copy the same post over and over againOtherwise If I try something new - I may end up making a disaster akin to the new Pokémon game Legends Arceus Z A
>>58462328What a CHAD
>>58462477Anon the budget is 13 million. They're keeping it low to maximize profits. We don't need Spider-Man 2's ridiculous 300 million dollar budget, but for fuck sake invest a few dollars into making sure the fucking wall textures line up or so the mountains in SV don't look like they're from an early PS2 game. You can make a game with a reasonable budget that doesn't look and play like dogshit.
>>58462328There's 90% overlap with the group demanding that you don't buy Z-A and the retards that bestowed the Orange Kike a second term so he can continue to strip away their rights. GTFOH
>>58464161Kamala lost
>>58464189All of us did, anon.
>>58462328Umm... Based?
>>58464253Not 77,302,581 Americans
>>58464378How many of those are dual-citizens or billionaires?
>>58462328Disney Adults
honestly i'm enjoying it cause im treating it like a pokemon battle royale, which is what it is.
>>58463436>Why do you care what people do with their own money?because I want the franchise to get better, and it never will if people keep spending their money on slop. GF isn't encouraged to put in more effort if they keep making money on low effort games, which affects me because I want to play higher quality Pokemon games. not that hard to understand.
>>58462335>Masuda predicted pokemon's manchild audience a decade in advanceKINO
>>58462328Looks cozy
>>58462328Can these niggers act their age for once and actually accept the criticism exists for a reason? Reminder that most of these sales so far are adults buying the game for themselves, holiday season is too early for most children to get game by now.
>>58463436>Why do you care what people do with their own money?Pokemon doesn't exist in a vacuum you mouth breather enabling them to get away with this sort of crap inevitably trickles down to the rest of the industry. AAA games are already slop now we're heading towards slop that doesn't even look appealing and runs like dogshit while charging a premium because pokemon normalized this crap
>>58463461Adults with money, yes. That is how this works.
fake wizardsissies…
>>58462328based fun haver desu.
>>58463436>”Just ignore societial decay and corporations being rewarded for scamming people!”How about no.
>>58463420When I gave this game to my son, he started kissing the other guys at school on the lips.I'll never buy a another pokemon game again.
Doing this to Nintendo fans but with a "Blah,blah,blah. Here's me completing Palworld post game that I didn't have to pay an extra 30 for"
>>58465665we know the game is shit in almost every capacity, but its still a lot of fun.
200k sales to break even? Source for that?
>>58468201>game has a budget of $13,000,000>game costs $70>70 x 200,000 is 14,000,000
>>58462328Gamefreak successfully raised generations of consoomers that are stupidly loyal to their brand and will eat up any slop they release.
>>58462328>CharizardKANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>58465665Cherrypicks are not criticism
>>58462328I don't understand how anyone can call ZA "slop" when it's one of the most soulful games we've had so far. There's so many details that make it clear they poured a lot of love into it and took their time to polish it.>Buh-buh-but this one specific corner in the city has a weird looking texture!!Every single game has shit like this. It doesn't invalidate everything else.
>>58462452I hate them both honestly. Disingenuous outrage farming content mills and dicksucking poketubers. Nobody has a level headed take its just full retard on either side.
>>58462328You have "people" genuinely, unironically, without any shred or irony or contrarianism, defending garbage like mega Starmie, Toilet lid and Victreebel. It's unironically over for now that GF knows they can do even less than the bare minimum and will still have hordes of manchildren defending them.
>>58462357Me when I was 7 in 2000
>>58462357>millions of people will commit suicide due to having bought PokemonShouldn’t governments of the world be banning Pokemon for causing suicide?
>>58463420Just be in lockstep with the movement bro. Just do what we say. Our officially-authorized games consist of rom hacks and emulation. We do NOT approve of this game. You will NOT play it. Got it?
>>58468349Dude, just get with the movement man. Sometimes you gotta compromise on what you like to get what you need. Being in the anti-Nintendo movement helps give you views and advertisers so you can make airing your opinions into a career. Don’t you want to make it big as an influencer?
Even Z-A itself makes fun of the kind of consoomer in OP. There's a dude saying how much he can get away with charging for coffee, and NPC taking the piss out of people who liked to speculate about XY's mysteries, NPCs who soi out over shinies and so on..
>>58468349>took their time to polish itHow can you say this with a straight face? It isn't an isolated instance of one texture. The game looks cheap all around and on switch 1 you can fall through the fucking floor due to the city not loading in fast enough. That isn't a polished experience
>>58463145I know, I was shocked too. Might even be smaller than the 'zard.
>>58462328we love slop in this fandom
>>58463295Good post. I genuinely enjoyed Legends Arceus and SV, hell I even enjoyed Shining Pearl. I thought the series was finally headed in the right direction but Z-A is definitely a step backwards. There are good aspects to the game of course; it's not completely awful. But it's highly mediocre and half-assed. They're also already asking people to pay up for DLC when the game charges extra for the Switch 2 version that still doesn't look good. It's blatantly bad faith. >>58463145Something something pocket monstersSomething something child friendlySomething something we don't understand the appeal of our own creations Something something if we made it too big then the alpha version would crash the game with no survivors
>>58468349>took their time to polish ityou can't polish a turd
I bought it and I like it, sorry
>>58463198Jesus Christ how did you even type this without your greasy-ass fingers clogging up the keyboard you fucking freak?
>>58468349>There's so many details that make it clear they poured a lot of love into it and took their time to polish it.There's also a million that make it clear that they didn't pour a lot of love into it or take their time polishing it.
>>58468349>blatant lieslol!
>>58468349well you actually have to play the game and not sit on /v/itter all day doomposting with the same 5 images and clips all day to see it.
>>58468728>It isn't an isolated instance of one texture.Even if it's 3 or 5, who gives a fuck? It's something that you only notice if you look closely and something that can be fixed in a patch. You'll find stuff like this in every game.>The game looks cheap all aroundIt doesn't. It looks completely fine.>and on switch 1 you can fall through the fucking floor due to the city not loading in fast enough. I've literally never heard of that. One guy having a freak glitch, probably on emulator is an exception.>That isn't a polished experienceHow convenient of you to ignore all the things that are polished. Almost like you didn't play the game and only saw biased opinion from ragebaiting youtubers.>>58468896>a millionYeah? Such as?>>58468932Where?
>>58462328>fake wizardHe'll be a real wizard once he hits 30 though.
Please don't say the Lords name in vain.
>>58464146Reminder that Palworld had a budget of 6 million and mogs the absolute shit out of ZA
>>58462328It’s crazy because you ask these “slop” chimps what their favorite game was and it’s always BW2 or something.Not only are you still here after 12+ years, but your favorite game is the definition of mid.
>>58470471oh... oh my arceus...
>>58468728The city is the only thing that looks subpar, the models for the characters pokemons and the instances where you go inside a building look good.
>>58468702And if /vp/ could afford to play it in any capacity, they'd be very upset at that.
>>58463198Cool analogy, but TPC don't do half of what you wish they did (did you miss Teraleak? It confirmed what everyone with a brain knew already that Game Freak sit at the head of the table, separate and distinct from TPC).
>>58463306>man born after the establishment of the series was part of the target audience for pokémon once shockerAnd he's as much to blame as the afterbirth retard bastards here for not getting Pokémon For Adultz! Because as I keep saying, had you kids had these "standards" as children, they wouldn't have had the success they did have.
