>pretends to be a shitmon>is deceptively good>can screen>can reflect>can calm mind>fat special attack>can target your physical weakness with Psyshock>can use rocks, grass, ghost, fairy, you name it>can suck your HP dry with Draining Kiss>Magic Bounce Covert Cloak IMMUNE to your BULLSHIT>BASKS in the Morning Sun>can cripple your ass with Psychic Noise, Thunder Wave, and Yawn>literally grants wishes>is greenWhy don't you have a fuckin Espeon in your team???
>>58463677I like other Psychic types more
>>58463677cause Alakazam did all this and more.
>>58463677i don't want a shitty mono psychic in my team, and even if i did it would be something like alakazam or espathra instead of this shitter.
>>58463677erm, what the glorp???
>>58463687Same.
Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.
>>58463677Sorry but I'd rather rely on my bro Alakazam.The people who obsess over Eevee and it's evolutions tend to be barely functional autistic spergs
>>58463677I had one on SS but I deleted my saved. I'll do another run with one again.I love Espeon's shiny fuck the haters
this is glorpshit
Glorpglorp
>>58463677thats a leafen
>>58463677>needing screens>not just unga bunga mind blasting them in to next week on turn ngmi
>>58463677Espeon is my favorite pokemon, and I main it in every game I can. But it is impossible to discuss on this website due to coomers.
>>58464275are the coomers in the thread with us right now
>>58464316coomer checking in
>>58464316This is /vp/, what do you think?
>>58464275Compared to other Eeveelutions, Espeon's fanbase is rather tame.
>>58464275It's just like a housecat. It needs to be picked up and held like a baby until it gets annoyed and tries to run away.
Needs more Chappy!
>>58465938Who the fuck is Chappy
>>58463677>ranked #131 with 0.16%Oh dear.But maybe it's better in Smog->PUOh dear.
>>58463677>its a fast spychic type with high special attackok
>>58464337Glaceon and Sylveon absorbed most of the coomers from the other Eeveelution fanbasesthanks Glaceon and Sylveon, for the sacrifice
>>58463677Sylveon has better cock.
>>58463677That's a Neopet
>>58466727>smog->cum craving moaning sluts who hate fun and ban anything and everythinglmoa
>>58467718glacepeon?
>>58467934Even with all those bans, Espeon is still dogshit. Really says a lot. Nothing can salvage this mon.
>>58463677Does HP stand for 'hard penis'?If so, she can use draining kiss on me all day.
>>58463677Carbuncle
>>58464047
Because there are cooler Psychic-types at this point. If I really wanted to use a mono-Psychic Pokemon, there's Hypno or Espathra or Epsurr that don't force me to babysit a Normal-type with no access to any of the moves I'd want to put on it for the endgame.And if it's for competitive, whether it's Omgon or VGC, it's just outclassed.
>>58469808>babysit a normal type>can evolve at level 2Disingenuous post.
>>58469853>LMAO it evolves at level 2 just dumps thousands into friendship boosting or spend hours walking around in a circleIt's just not an option in most games that Eevee is available in. This Pokemon already has ass availability before it went full shillmon in Let's Go so you miss out on a lot of early-game friendship boosts. Maybe it's easier in modern games with curry and sandwiches, but I am going to lean on Pokemon who I can just reliably get to evolve through leveling or through a stone. Asking a lot to either usher me away from shiny new toys like Espathra or Armarouge or ol' reliables like Gardevoir or Gallade who have much more interesting movpeool diversity.
>>58469918>just dump negligible amounts of currency you can get in 4 minutes or spend the same 4 minutes walking around in a circleOk.
>>58470020Money is scarce or annoying to grind for in some games, which is once again, more time I have to aggravatingly dump into a Pokemon than playing the fucking game.If I wanted to dump money into an Eevee, I'd choose Jolteon instead because unlike Psychic, Electric is a much rarer type and moves like Alluring Voice and Shadow Ball go a lot further with Jolteon, who can also do it. It also has less weaknesses.
>>58469808Chappyanon did nothing wrong.
>>58467718>>58468082I think its supposed to be stadium 2 shiny espeon.
>>58471726>forgor gifwhoops
>>58464059>>58464275
>>58471726>>58471759
>>58471759I sort of like the grass green one better, but they're both pretty cool.
>>58464275Espeon is my favorite too.
>>58463677For me it's tricking a ring target onto a dark pokemon early on, sending out indeedee to set up terrain and spamming choice Specs tera psychic Expanding Force or the cheesy copycat eject pack torkoal strat. Works on low ladder at least
>>58469767it's beautiful
>>58463677Espeon is my MVP
Metagross is my favorite psychic type
>>58463677You forgot that MB Espeon made smoggies seethe so hard they had to ban Baton Pass
>>58463677one of the best shinies
>>58463677I love Espeon, but lets not pretend his coverage options aren't complete fucking ass. Eevee has the potential to evolve into a ton of different elements, so its shocking how bad the coverage options are for most eeveelutions.
>>58482006Eevee should learn the Let's Go moves with the stupid names in the mainline games.Which would also mean that all of the Eeveelutions also get all of those moves.
>>58476564holy fuck ZA made me forget how ugly SV is
>>58463687I am and I like Espeon maybe you have a point
>>58463677ESPEON, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GREEN?
>>58486848gleeby pilled
>>58486875This is funny.
>>58486875Gleeped and glorppilled.
>>58486943
>>58463677It's the best eeveelution because it's the most blatantly cat-like
post your favorite espeon card
>>58463677>has all these advantages>PU in modern metaFuck modern Pokémon
>>58484325Those would be useful, but signature moves are cancer. What they're supposed to have are the iconic TM moves of their types.Even just more TMs would be nice, especially physical Fire moves with higher BP.
>>58463677glorp type pokemon
>pretends to be a shitmonnot with that base stat total
>>58463677Mono psychic sucks. Same with Jobtwo and that meme cat in gen 6
>>58495252Mono psychic must forever pay for the sins of gen 1.
>>58463677Because it's been in my team since colloseum and it needs a rest. >ShitmonIt is since a lot of other Pokémon can do it's job better but barring Umbreon, Vaporeon, and Sylveon, the eeveelutions have fallen behind in more recent games they have such shit move pools that need updating. You can't save Flareon or Glaceon but the rest of them are fine
>>58463677My alien wifepet
>>58496945>Glaceon gets actually kinda bulky in snow>Flareon got Trailblaze for speed and coverageThey are still trying to save them at least. What was the last time Leafeon got anything? It's like the forgotten middle child.
>>58497003It got Leech Seed in SwSh
>Get a perfect IV Espeon with Magic Bounce at the beginning of Gen 6 from a Wonder Trade>Spend the entirety of XY's lifespan using it to bully Dark Void Darkrai usersThank you random WT bro
>>58490592Espeon got fucked over HARD by the Baton Pass ban.
>>58497151>Baton Pass banIs that some kinda smogon shit?
ESPEON USE PSYGLORP
>>58467722Vaporeon?
>>58500469Feels like ironic coomers because of the memeVaporeon fanbase doesn't seem as bad
>>58500382
>>58463677When was Espeon ever shit?In gen 3 at worst is was a one trick pony, if it couldn't hit with Psychic it couldn't do shit, just baton pass outta there.Starting with gen 4 it was always very respectable.
>>58501173It merely pretends to be shit. It's very good.
>>58463677>pretends to be a shitmon>is deceptively good>can screen>can reflect>can calm mind>decent special attack>can target your physical weakness with Psyshock>can use bug, grass, ghost, fairy, you name it>can suck your HP dry with Giga Drain>Magic Bounce Covert Cloak IMMUNE to your BULLSHIT>PERCHES on the Roost>can cripple your ass with Trick, Thunder Wave, and Haze>literally grants wishes>is green
>>58504880
>>58506856Holy shit, take your meds
>>58463677>>58464059I wish it had a little color gradient towards the feet, tail tip and ear tips. Being SOLID green makes the shiny look a little too toy like, but like a 5 percent color fade to lighter or darker green would have really helped the shiny not look like baby's first MSPaint bucket tool recolor.
>>58507044check the archive if you want a giggle
>>58508716Naw this thread is too young. Check it on this one >>58293688.
>>58504880Sadly it's a bit slow. Still love mon though.
>>58464275@grok is this real?
>>58507044Even ODing on meds won't save him.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZdidn't read lol
Some1 please post the Sexual Predator Espeon photoshoop in here.
>>58463917>The people who obsess over Eevee and it's evolutions tend to be barely functional autistic spergsYou have a "realistic" alakazam saved.
>>58469853>>58470020>grinding in pokemonkwab
>>58463917>The people who obsess over [popular thing I don't like] tend to be [headcanon]
>>58463677I now realized what the shiny reminded me of
>>58463677Okay but what happens if i press u-turn with scizor?
>>58518706Then I switch to Tera Electric Air Balloon Shedinja, duh.
>>58518753He u-turned to mold breaker excadrill
>>58504880>>58463677These posts are just about Venusaur.
>>58463677
>>58513887yeah but alakazam is cool. theres nothing cool about anything related to eevee
I found a shiny female Espeon in Violet with the Charismatic mark
>>58484325No. They should get this move when evolving. That would make all eeveelutions actually fun to use
>>58463677The only thing this little guy has over espathra or beheyeem is that it's green.I like that both in him and reuninclus.
>>58463677>Why don't you have a fuckin Espeon in your team???I am married to her!
>>58463690>locked behind trade evook friend-having weirdo
>>58463677Why the green palette though?
>>58552601What's with this melty
>>58463677>>pretends to be a shitmonliterally never happened it's an essential part of any gen 2 team
>>58554796People are starting to catch on >>58552839 to this bullshit. You won’t get away with this for much longer you sick fuck.
>>58518592pov: espeon tongue-kissing you and umbreon is waiting for her turn
>>58557726It’s getting more and more obvious, Mr Bot, the people will rally against you soon
>>58558232you don't have to reply to him in every single thread you autist
>>58558289The goal is to get the thread to bump limit, at any means allowed. We can't spam the thread, so... this is what works.
>>58471759What the fuck man, this is so much better it's not even funny
>>58518603
I've always ended up preferring umbreon, am I being filtered?
>>58463677I spammed the hell out of this thing when i started playing comp kekNothing like dual screens espeon lead and 5 sweepers
>>58463677Using an eeveelution is boring as fuck
>>58513887he likes alakazam, which is a cool pokemon. eeveelutions aren't cool and they're only enjoyed by children, women, and weirdo furry freaks. the only eeveelution i've ever liked was jolteon and i grew out of it. alakazam is unburdened by such a reputation.
>>58467934Smogon bans everything that ISN'T broken and uncompetitive. Most of the paradox pokemon are either completely overtuned and lack counterplay (Iron Valiant has a billion moves and movesets and if you guess if the set is set 59 instead of set 76 you will get 6-0'd. Good pokemon aren't supposed to get Encore, there's a reason that move is mostly seen on shit cutemons.)Goldengho has a ridiculous ability that disables status moves, protecting it from one of the primary means of disposing of powerful sweepers, status. It's a special attacker that walls Blissey just by existing and has ridiculous bulk for no reason.If you've ever used Garganacl, take a long walk off a short pier.This meta is so catastrophically broken and there's a ton of overpowered shit that won't get touched, but god forbid you want to use Accupressure or Quick Claw. THOSE are uncompetitive and not Goldengho's complete immunity to status and ALL forms of hazard removal.
>>58580932Metafags. I use the mons I like and try to make them as good as I can. Garganacl is my favorite rock mon btw.
It's STILL GOING!?
>>58588188The ride never ends.
>>58464316hi
he wasn't that powerful you guys just sucked.
floff
>>58463677>Psychic >Thunderbolt >Shadow Ball>Dark Pulse That's it. It saved me so many times whenever I played HGSS or Platinum or BW2 or XY or SMUSUM
>>58463677My alien cat wife
built for human men
>>58543546we dont all have friends some of us have sisters
Espeon is loafing around!
>>58624116Leave her alone.
>>58624204Cute
>>58624185>women>playing pokémon and not just posting fanart of the cute ones onlineI bet your "sister"'s favorite mon is sylveon LOLLMAOLMFAOKEKALVEY-WOW
>>58635993>playing the switch gamesThis is one case where women made the right call
>>58635993my sister doesnt post fanart online. we just played the pokemon games together when we younger so i always had trade evosalso girls love umbreon
>hello saaarx oops I mean fellow playaars please pretend I am real playaar after I recommended complete shit like Hypno and fucking unevolved espurr during my usual samefagging because I don't actually know how to play jack shit and just need to advertise for my shitty porn>please saaarx oops I mean fellow fans it's very rayciss if you don't use the turnermons that don't belong in this franchise at all because I need to advertise that shit otherwise I won't be able to afford curry this week>please saaarx oops I mean fellow fans it's very rayciss to bump threads unless you follow additional requirements from samefaggin' jeetcord groomaars that don't belong here oh no saaarx why is the thread going to get bumped more now that the usual samefaggin' jeetcord groomaar keeps trying to prevent it that's so rayciss saaarx>remembaar saaarx when a samefaggin' jeet wants to cover something up you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefaggin' jeet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth>remembaar saaarx the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about "derailing" which is another word a samefaggin' jeet will never understand and will just try to imitate or "spam" which is another word a samefaggin' jeet will never understand and will just try to imitate or "dumping" which is another word a samefaggin' jeet will never understand and will just try to imitate>please saaarx stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend "muh chappy" is the one bumping these threads during my shartyjeet raids which are actual spam>aieeeee the thread got bumped again and will last even longer now that I whined about it oh no saaarx why is the real /vp/ fed up enough to do the opposite of what the usual samefaggin' jeetcord groomaar wants aieeeee save me janny-sahib
