>be me>get hyped for Pokémon Legends Z-A>leak happens, of course, it's GameFreak>finally get the game>it's not a game, it's a WEF training simulator>the entire game is set in a 15-minute city version of Lumiose>can't go out at night because it's too dangerous, literal curfew laws>get sneak attacked at night, can't even enter shops because of "shoplifting">can't enter any fucking buildings, all real estate is unaffordable and owned by Blackrock probably>all buildings are soulless modernist garbage>men and women wear the same gender-neutral clothes, boys can wear skirts>Naveen unironically looks like a female character and Urbain looks like an actual homo>Lumiose is a "diverse" hellhole falling apart with overgrown grass and wild Pokémon ghettos>no epic legends, just cold, hard, globohomo science>try to escape the city? you just wake up in another part of the same city>no public infrastructure, probably to cut down on carbon emissions or because everyone is poor>NPCs complain they're not allowed to drive anymore>need an app for everything, constant tracking, New World Order mark of the beast digital ID shit>the game is literally set in the Pokémon equivalent of France, and it's happening in real life France right now.>foreign Pokémon are immigrating en masse>people are kicked out of their homes to make way for "Wild Areas">protesters against this are shut down and portrayed as being in the wrong>a main story mission has you kick out home intruders, only to be told to let them in
The people who defend the state of modern Pokémon are like women who rate 6/10 in attraction - and semi regularly get fucked by Chad while holding on to the delusion that the relationship between them is a supportive and loving oneChad/thePokemonCompany need only text once a month so he can tell the girl/pokefan to take them to the movies/buy the gameBeing in her luteal phase of the month/sentimental cycle of nostalgia - the woman/pokefan overwhelmed by tingles - trips over themselves to cancel all of their plans to make the date happen and they gladly pay any amount asked of chad/thePokemonCompanyAfter the movie/purchasing the new slop, Chad/thePokemonCompany proceeds to sodomize the woman/pokefan in theater parking lotChad/thePokemonCompany - is further empowered/disgusted by the stark absence of self respect and standards from the girl/pokefanThe woman/pokefan ends up having to call an UberOn the ride back home - anus still pulsating/throbbing - the girl/pokefan daydreams and reminiscences about all the goofy goober adventures chad/thePokemonCompany has provided/ass pulled for themThe dumb slut/pokefaggot - exhausted - passes out on the bed satisfiedBut not before creating an account for the user media rating website - Metacritic - and rating Pokémon Legends Arceus ZA a 10/10
>>58466161>loan sharks and Mega-Corporations are the good guys>your rival is literally enslaved by them and it's a good thing>the game's elite wants to remove all barriers and let Pokémon and humans "coexist">first thing that happens in the game is you get robbed by a black Dark Type Pokémon that belongs to a black trainer>natives complain about their transportation being limited>a psychotic negress named Jacinthe kidnaps people and forces them into humiliation rituals, and the game is fine with it>the gen 10 gym challenges are based on the UN's Agenda 2030 "Sustainable Development Goals">Gender Equality and Reduced Inequalities are just code for more privileges for troons and niggers>the game is a dystopian nightmare, and the credits might as well have a "sponsored by the World Economic Forum" slide>anti-homeless benches everywhere, windows have bars on them, no lights on in the buildings>literal no-go zones, just like modern France>tons of nihilistic NPCs>the A-Z plot is a metaphor for the end of the old world and the beginning of the new world order>they're using the world's most valuable IP to push their propaganda on kids, so they grow up thinking this is all normal>GameFreak and Nintendo are in bed with the yakuza and funded by Blackrock>the Japanese are just bugmen who love this degenerate shit>Lysandre was rightThe 90s evangelical "pastors" called Pokémon "Satanic". It appears that instead of wrong they were just a few decades too early.Pokémon is a globohomo IP now. Everyone will still buy it, faggots and normies will continue to love it, goyfreak will continue to pump garbage.Wokemon is here to stay. Unless Nintendo tries to get on the good side of their new PM and forces shit to stop, this doesn't show any signs of fucking stopping. I fucking hate the antichrist.
>>58466161Show me on the doll where any of these goals directly harm you
>>58466179>Show me where "reducing inequality" by importing millions of rapist smuggling niggers into your city, silencing dissidents and indoctrinating your children into slicing off their genitals directly harm youYou will never be a woman.
>>58466170This. The only emotion we have ever fucking felt since this fucking game released is despair. The fucking antichrist always fucking wins. We will never be fucking happy ever fucking again. Fucking suicide might as well be the only fucking option!
>>58466170WEF are the smartest, and most powerful people of all times. We could never stop them. We are powerless. We are nothing.
>>58466170>Pokémon is a globohomo IP now. Everyone will still buy it, faggots and normies will continue to love it, goyfreak will continue to pump garbageI'm unironically thinking about killing myself. Globohomo won forever. There is nothing we can do anymore. I already grabbed a kitchen knife and am planning to use it on my self tonight. It's over for all of us...Goodbye forever, anons...
>>58466161>protecting the environment is....le bad!!!you retards would call Kanto propaganda if it came out today
>>58466170The new PM loves Woke too. Everyone loves Woke but us. Woke is the eternal Goddess of this reality. Nothing we can do anymore to stop it. Oh well...
>>58466170Pokemon ZA sbowed me that nothing in life is worth living for anymore, now that WEF has finally secured their ultumate, eternal victory over the hearts and minds of the universe. We lost. We surrender...
>>58467289We don't care anymore, Master Antichrist. We are losers who seriously thought we could take on the WEF. THE WEF, absolute rulers of the universe!Do what you must with us. We're ready to accept our fates: >>58466170
Unovans being mad over the concept of a more sustainable society with more equalty and wellbeing for everyone will never not be funny. How are they even surprised everyone hates them?
>>58466170>I fucking hate the antichrist.Same.But He won.Forever.So nothing we can fucking do anymore.I fucking hate living...
>>58466170BlackRock...More like BlackGods...>>58467300>>58467299
>>58467300>>58466170We deserve everything we get for opposing WEF and SDGs... We were fools to think we would ever be allowed to breathe the airs of freedom again...
>>58466170It's funny.My foolish parents always tell me:>Don't despair, Jesus will sort everything out!And I believed them.Once.And I waitedThrough all the victories of Woke and the WEF.But nobody came.The world only grow more and more dark.As the antichrist wins again and again.So in that moment, I no longer believed.Despair and black pills are the only things that matter to us true anons.Pokemon ZA prove that there is no place for us in this world anymore.It's over....>>58466188...but She does rule over us, sadly. We have not a choice but to respect Her pronouns as such...
>>58466170This is why we Original 4channers are all nihilists. We have already figured it out that nothing will truly ever get better, but only misery and despair will remain in our lives, and the only way to escape is an hero. Any other mentality is pure cope. Evil always wins. That's just the rules of the reality.
>>58466170>Pokémon is a globohomo IP now. Everyone will still buy it, faggots and normies will continue to love it, goyfreak will continue to pump garbage.This. We are the only people left against WEF. Everyone loves Woke and globalism... Except for just us 10-20 autists.We are all alone... fading for ever...
>>58466170A noose doesn't sound too bad right about now...
>>58466170Might as well just give up and take the easy way out... I already bought some ropes...
>>58466170If it comforts you: we all will have to accept the propaganda and side with Woke eventually. It's only a matter of time, so really there is nothing left for us to do but let the flow of fate take us to our ultimate destiny as our souls are erased for ever...
>>58466170I as a seasoned 4channer with a crystal-ball-tier prediction of the future foretell of a future consistent of 100,000,000 years of ever-lastong darkness and despair.AT.MINIMUM.
posts like this make me feel like a tourist you niggers cant seriously be this brain broken
>>58466161Take your meds.>at night, can't even enter shops because of "shoplifting"Your post is full of paranoid delusions but this one is just a straight up lie.
>>58466161all of those goals sound reasonable
>>58466165you posted this before and it made just as little sense then
I'm glad my life will never be this much of a waste lmao
>>58467748The goals themselves arent bad, its how they will be implemented that is the problem. These goals come from the same people that say you will eat ze bugs, live in ze pod, own nothing and be happy."the devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for"
>>58467335Bro, read the Bible. Jesus will only return at the very end, in the darkest hour, after the Antichrist has "won". If you're giving up because the antichrist is winning, then you never believed in the true plan anyway.
>>58466161It's always been like that.Environmentalism is woke.
>>58467748"Gender equality" and "Reduced inequalities" just mean giving privileges to women and negroes.They already have equal rights but now they need privileges to reach equality of outcome as the result of their biological shortcomings.
What's wrong with protecting the environment?
OP and 80% of this thread were written by ChatGPT bots (all of the replies to >>58466170 are obviously AI). Weird.
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>>58467289>>58471602They achieve that by banning your AC, forcing you to buy electric cars that shutdown you house if you use the electric oven at the same time, and replacing nuclear energy with coal. While they fly on their private jets that cause more pollution in a day than you in a year
