Mods, please sticky this.It was a long war, it was a hard war. We had to fight an entire fanbase, Gamefreak's incompetence, and a global smear campaign. But the results are in:>ZA sales down 40% to 60% compared to Legends Arceus>Tepig (the intruder shillmon, blaziken at home) is chosen even less than Chikorita has been revealed to be a major problem starter, with its proponents beginning starter civil war for no reason>Feraligatr's mega turns him into a human toilet fetish>Meganium remains as irrelevant as ever, no one would remember it exists if it weren't for the occasional shillingThis release is the MOST CATASTROPHIC in the history of Pokémon, and the first time it is met with overwhelming, unanimous and loud repudiation from the entire gaming community both in Japan and the West.Caesar himself couldn't have conjured a victory as complete as Typhlosion's. Its enemies lie in shambles, fighting each other over a pile of excrement that is Legends ZA. Never in the history of humanity has a TRIUMPH so COMPLETE. Typhlosionbros, we did nothing. And we won. We dodged a cannon ball, and they might even break the emergency glass, bend over backwards to give us the mega out of sheer DESPERATION.I'll be drinking champagne tonight to celebrate the Phlosion. Post cute pictures of the TRUE FIRE STARTER of JOHTO.Sources:https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2025/10/uk-charts-pokemon-legends-z-a-sales-almost-5050-across-switch-and-switch-2https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2025/10/poll-which-starter-pokemon-did-you-choose-in-pokemon-legends-z-a
>Mods, please sticky this.KWAB
>>58466741fpbp
>>58466844>>58466741Lmao enjoy the weakest starter nerds
>feraligatr gets turned into a toliet>typhlosion fans immediately celebrateinteresting
>>58466731>>58466741>>58466870>>58466844Hey guys my Typhlosion, erm…he’s looking funny…
>>58466666
>>58466865Typhlosion having Earth Power never ever.
>>58466865*Strongest
>>58466865Now that Meganium and Feraligatr have megas, Shitphlosion is by default the weakest starter.
Buckle in, it’s gonna be another episode of metrannyium calling xerdelf meganiumgod and chad again
Sorry. Gaytr turning into a toilet, Midganium remaining mid, and emboar still being a flop despite getting the CHARIZARD treatment, doesn’t rcount a a phlosion win. Only when game freak gets bombed (or destroyed some other way I’m not picky), the FreakLeak writer gets raped, and Centro gets hanged like the nigger he is, will Typhlosion have wins /vp/edo should die to but the filth will just infest the rest of the internet like how just the tumblrskanks sprees to twatter when that place banned porno. So unfortunately this craphole needs to exist as a container
Chadnaught bros we won so hard
>>58467164>the worst thing xe can say about meganium is "mid"Yep, I'm thinking total Meganium victory
>>58466731He got a regional form that was cooler than his mega would have been, why so greedy?
typhlosionbros...
>>58467164The Typhlosion curse HITS hard.It is just a matter of time before they break the emergency glass.
EMBOARBROS THE PEACE WAS NEVER A GOOD OPTION.NOW IS TYPEDO DAILY HATE THREAD
least obvious falseflaggerthe meme is dead lmao
