Ionobros.... our wife is getting mogged by a zoomer....
Blue+yellow could've looked cool but she went with the ugliest shades
>>58469795That's a Gen Xer though
>>58469795Why is she floating?
>>58469795Iono was a zoomer. Canari is gen alpha
>>58469817She’s borrowing Eelektross’s Levitate since there’s no abilities in this game
>>58469829But she seems to be at least a teenager in a game that would take place only 5 years after X/Y.
>>58469795>Our wifeYou don't even love Iono other than the fact that you love fapping to her though? Why would she be your wife
>>58469795I find funny how the west thinks only ONE girl can stay when Japan is just making all funny, lewd and cute fanart of the two together.
>>58469829Iono is suggested to be older than she looks, she’s at least a millennial if not a gen xer
>>58469887They can both stay but only one can be bestgirl.
>>58469829>>58469896Most of the vtubers she was based on are 30-40
Iono is a hag. Always has been.
>>58469795youre not my bro, youre just a pretender
>>58469795don't worry, bro. they're all gonna drop her once she comes out as asexual, then people will realize how obnoxious she actually is. oh wait, that was Gigi.
>>58469795>>58470025I wish I could see the appeal because you tards are cuming buckets to these sluts. at least I assume
>>58469829Gen alpha's not even in high school yet
>>58470560If you can't see the appeal you might legitimately be gay
>>58470560for me it's her tummy
>>58470611>>58469795It's strange that Canari hasn't been shown or leaked before release. She doesn't even have official 2D art like all the characters and Pokémon, which is odd.
>>58469817flyest nigga in lumiose
>>58470611i'm bi and i see the appeal :p
>>58472148kek
lol
>>58472144We knew about her name and all just not what she looked like.
>>58473045Iono does have boobs though, she just hides them to make herself appear younger than she actually is.Can see them on her art.
>>58473267Those looks huge and full
>>58469829>Generations last just 5 years :^)Dumb fuck.
>>58469896Iono is definitively in her 30s, that's the whole gap moe thing of haggish VTubers. Even most successful IRL VTubers started in like 2018, which is 7 years ago.>>58472144Canari stocks are rising sharply, they will release some art of her shortly
>>58474794I wonder when they'll release a TCG of her? It's still weird that she doesn't have official art yet, just in-game screenshots.
>>58473045The envy is real
>>58470611>>58473267Brutal titmogging
>>58477485>see? She's way bigger in coomer fanart!Canaribros...
>>58477554>in fanartlol
>>58477627>playing with the angles>still way smaller than his coomer fanart
>>58469795>>58477627It's honestly ridiculous how big her tits are in comparison to the rest of the female Pokemon cast's canon bust sizes/Not only that, but they're front-and-center and presented in plain sight given the placement of her mega stone in the oversized zipper in her design. Canari is GF's first deliberate titty design, and that's discounting her other coomerbait features that made her skyrocket in popularity overnight the moment people got to her segment of the game.>smug expression + bedroom eyes>bratty "made for correction" personality>uncovered navel accentuated by a slender, subtle hourglass shape>low-waist pants that wrap around her modest hips>juicy, non-fishlipped lipstick-covered lips made for sucking and gently kissing cock>overall revealing outfit>miku-esqueEven though Iono eventually caught on, GF decided Iono alone wasn't enough. Genuinely, how do they keep making iconic bombshells after iconic bombshells with each game when other developers are struggling to put out killer ball-draining semen demon designs that barely look different from the thousands of other whores out there?
>>58469795I want her to step on me with those shoes
>>58478031Is a bolder design that hasn't been seen since the first generations or in very few PokeGals. If she had appeared in one of the trailers from months ago, she would surely have been even more popular. It's a shame she wasn't revealed until the game came out.
>>58469795Looks like gen alpha in appaerance and size
>>58480048Gen Alpha girls are so fucking hot
Whenever Emma or Canari appears I can’t help but whip my dick out and jerk off. I just imagine myself kissing and fucking these brown whores and it feels so good
>>58480127Then what do you do?
>>58478031>It's honestly ridiculous how big her tits are in comparison to the rest of the female Pokemon cast's canon bust sizesNot everyone's flat when you got Clair, Skyla and Wicke running around
>>58469795She looks like a fucking whore, I still prefer Iono
>>58481503I think he's referring to recently having big boobs without being fat. It used to be very common to see something like that in pokemon saga.
>>58481588But Iono seems to be stuffed into a giant sack or pikachu costume with that ridiculous coat.>>58473045
>>58469795>browndisgusting
>>58469795Canari is a stupid ass bitch. Why does she refuse to meet me for the promotion match and I gotta do some weird ass sidequest pretending to be her fan and knocking her grandpa into the grave in order to fight her?Promotion match should be like this:> Get a location assigned> Be there at this timeIf no-show:> Get disqualified> Have to start at rank Z againOtherwise someone can keep edging you by staying in hiding and you'd be locked in your rank.Corbeau might be a J who milks children with usury but at least he's right there to battle you when you get matched.
>>58469817Low shadow quality.Shit's resource intensive, man.
>>58469896>Gen XerShe's not THAT old, c'mon
>>58483458Her top can't hold the weight even with extra support
>Sword shield gave us an electric user multi hair colored egirl who looks like she's wearing a straitjacket>ZA gave us an electric user multi hair colored egirl who looks like she's wearing an otn gagWhy is Gamefreak making this easy for me?
AAAAHHH JK MIDRIFF I WANNA LICK IT SO BADI WISH SHE WAS REAL TUMMY BROS
>>58484667>Sword shield
>>58484699You're right, my bad. I guess Sun/Moon and Scarlet/Violet were a blur to me. Honestly, mega evolutions should have been a permanent status quota, and the faggot who thought regional forms was somehow a good idea should have hung themself.
>>58484689for those things and more reminds me skyla a lot
>>58470611You being addicted to porn and being unable to not fap when you see something remotely feminine doesn't mean that people who are able to are gay but ok
>>58485557You're gay, anon. It's fine. No judgment.
sexy little teen needs r**ing
>>58486069>r**ingTwitter is that way
I'd rather the actual zoomer than the hag that acts like a zoomer
It's time to just admit that Iono is a mid character who only shined in comparison to the dogshit she was surrounded by
>>58486179Hey now, Larry was the best character in SV
>>58486179It's time to just admit you didn't play SV, the characters and story are the best part and the reason nips love it so much
But Iono is a zoomer as well
>>58486258Only in attitude, not in age. If runors are to be believed, Iono is minimum 30yo, which makes her end stage Millennial
>>58486272Then iono is millennial and canari alpha?
Canari is a Machamp fucker
>>58487754those are her fees??
>>58469795I hope the dlc includes her outfit available to the mc
>>58487792The consensus seems to be yes
>>58469795>Iono but an ugly shitskinLet me know when she gets a quarter of the fan art.
>>58487065I'd say Canari is probably end stage Gen Z, She's AT LEAST 16-17. And Gen Alpha right now is hitting 15
What official Canari merchandise should TPC make?
>>58489050Onahole
>>58469896Where is that stated?I'm looking through her dialogue in both English and Japanese and can't find anything.
>>58489770This here >>58470118
>>58488967Canari looks like 13 or less for height and sizes then, serena and rosa looks more adults compared to canari and both have 14 in games i think
>>58490193Cabari looks much older than that.
>>58488892Canari even needs to wear a big supportive crossed bra for contain those massive udders
>>58469795>brownhot
>>58488390Machamp property
>>58489050The next TCG collection could include full-art Canari cards, but beyond that I see it as difficult, perhaps mini plushies of her like in the game.
>>58492025Machamp meme is old news, we're all about the Rank-F meme now
>>58469795How is she floating?
>>58494016Yesh! The F-cup club
>>58489656Lewd zoomer
Pokefags going crazy at C cups.
>>58495722>gooner brain thinks KKK sized breasts are the norm
>>58495881Not him but "breasts the size of a human head aren't normal" and "C cups are a completely mediocre thing" are both true statements
>>58469887My two mommies
>>58472144Not all the characters have art released yet. It’ll come sooner than later.
>>58480140Drunk my own cum
>>58469795NTR eyes
>>58495935What neglect on Nintendo's part. They were always essential for guides and references, even the indie games are more polished in marketing.
canari molested me
What could have been....
>>58498526She remains thin and flat all the same
Canari looks so hot with that outfit
>>58484689Who has the best tummy? Canari or taunie?
>>58478031It's been a while since tpc dared to do so much, she is lascivious in attitude, clothes, look, figure...
